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soundofmusic

10-06-2009, 11:59 PM

The old adage of taking a shower with a raincoat on is pretty close.

;)

:ladysman: I don't think Isidro is allowing her imagination to wander enough on this point. :bday_2: my birthdays in two weeks, and I would love it if you changed your avatar to a picture of you standing in your shower in a yellow raincoat and hat! It would make my day, and possibly turn this ice cold :cold:
heart to fire:rage:

The Atheist

10-07-2009, 02:41 AM

I don't own a raincoat, and the results without a raincoat would shatter your monitor.

isidro

10-07-2009, 03:29 PM

I was going to say that no offense, I am sure you are terribly sexy but I don't think I want to imagine Atheist in the shower. I have Jocky hitting on me enough! :)

soundofmusic

10-07-2009, 10:51 PM

I don't own a raincoat, and the results without a raincoat would shatter your monitor.

:lol: Oh, I think I'm up for it! Though I might have to get a pacemaker afterwards:eek2: You and Isidro just don't understand a woman's needs:brow:
We may want Brad Pitt or Hugh Jackman on the cover of GQ; but we want a real man in the shower :banana:
:idea: By the way, I am still perplexed by one question: is the hand :thumbs_up foot, appendage ratio rule accurate with men? :confused:I've told my male friends that I believe, with women, the body tends to alter to the partners size. :blush: What do you think? :confused:

I have Jocky hitting on me enough! :)

:angel: Of course everyone wants you, darling, You are Galatea waiting to be brought to life . The respectable and chaste Hester Prynne waiting to be swept away by the romance of sin. Scarlett O'hara waiting to be rescued after the slaves ran away and Tara is laid waste...You're irresistible, A lifetime story that has no ending :thumbs_up :)

The Atheist

10-09-2009, 02:18 PM

I was going to say that no offense, I am sure you are terribly sexy but I don't think I want to imagine Atheist in the shower. I have Jocky hitting on me enough! :)

That jocky's a bad man!

He's also drinks.

:idea: By the way, I am still perplexed by one question: is the hand :thumbs_up foot, appendage ratio rule accurate with men? :confused:I've told my male friends that I believe, with women, the body tends to alter to the partners size. :blush: What do you think? :confused:

What a delicate way of phrasing it.

I'm not allowed to tell you, or all the blokes with small shoes would kill me.

Now, I know that secrecy about body part is denied to women by virtue of a woman's virtues being... in one's face..... so to speak!

You'll just have to approach it on a case by case basis.

Altering in size isn't really the case so much as familiarity enabling to feel that way. I suppose muscular development might come into it. [!] This could be a subject for some serious research!

I'll have to check my calendar.

Just a wee segue off the track, musing on this subject:

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to search for actual facts on the internet for this kind of subject? If you tried, I'd guess that the first billion or so responses will be porn rather than science.

Guess I'll just have to use the real thing.

jocky

10-09-2009, 03:39 PM

That jocky's a bad man!

He's also drinks.

See, the minute I turn my back on my P.C. a sharp implement is plunged between my shoulder blades. Just remember this Atheist ' he who wields the knife never wears the crown ' :mad:

jocky

10-09-2009, 03:47 PM

I was going to say that no offense, I am sure you are terribly sexy but I don't think I want to imagine Atheist in the shower. I have Jocky hitting on me enough! :)

How could you isidro ? The things that have passed between us should never be spoken in public. ' frailty woman be thy name ' Bye the way I will give you all the goods on Atheist on our next secret correspondence. :)

You and Isidro just don't understand a woman's needs:brow:

Ahh, but Jocky does, a pat in the head and a hot cup of tea usually does the trick. ;)

soundofmusic

10-09-2009, 09:44 PM

Just a wee segue off the track, musing on this subject:

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to search for actual facts on the internet for this kind of subject? If you tried, I'd guess that the first billion or so responses will be porn rather than science.

Guess I'll just have to use the real thing.

:lol: I guess I'll have to martyr myself and check out all those porn sites for the sake of mankind :lol:

That jocky's a bad man!

He's also drinks.

:eek2: Do you think I should warn Isidro:cold: He might spike her tea

jocky

10-09-2009, 10:22 PM

:lol: I guess I'll have to martyr myself and check out all those porn sites for the sake of mankind :lol:

Geez soundo I will have to save you from yourself. Never watch a porn site without a boxerless kilted brainless git by your side. Never start a thread without allowing for the prosaic male downer. Of course, you realize I am referring to Atheist. How about this for a fantasy, me and you sitting on the sofa, holding hands and watching the X Factor, It just doesnt get any better does it? Heading for the concrete bunker now! :)

soundofmusic

10-09-2009, 11:40 PM

I'm not allowed to tell you, or all the blokes with small shoes would kill me.

:goof: Ah yes, I see your point :nod: My first husband wore a size 13; every part of him was long and lanky: When he walked out of the shower his appendage looked like a great pendulum swinging between two long skinny legs...That is one of the few things I remember about him; and that the first several months of my married life, I had a sore throat:lol:
It was really a shame he hated sex:(

Altering in size isn't really the case so much as familiarity enabling to feel that way. I suppose muscular development might come into it. [!] This could be a subject for some serious research!

I'll have to check my calendar.

:idea: I'm already there! We'll win a Nobel Peace Prize for our findings; or should I say, a Nobel Piece Prize :thumbs_up

Geez soundo I will have to save you from yourself. Never watch a porn site without a boxerless kilted brainless git by your side. Never start a thread without allowing for the prosaic male downer. Of course, you realize I am referring to Atheist. How about this for a fantasy, me and you sitting on the sofa, holding hands and watching the X Factor, It just doesnt get any better does it? Heading for the concrete bunker now! :)

:ladysman: I always thought it would be an interesting turn for a woman to put her hand up a man's skirt for a change :lol:

jocky

10-10-2009, 12:41 AM

:ladysman: I always thought it would be an interesting turn for a woman to put her hand up a man's skirt for a change :lol:

I have to go now as my wife has just come back from the bingo, she says I have to get off the computer and get my act together, she also says I have got to forget these virtual affairs as they can only lead to trouble. She says that the computer will get me into big trouble one of these days. There is no arguing with the Professor of Phsychology at Edinburgh University and to forget whats under my kilt, as she lost interest years ago. Good night all, I have to go to my bed. :(

The Atheist

10-10-2009, 01:43 AM

:goof: Ah yes, I see your point

CENSORED

:(

:lol:

:idea: I'm already there! We'll win a Nobel Peace Prize for our findings; or should I say, a Nobel Piece Prize :thumbs_up

You're in great form!

Good night all, I have to go to my bed. :(

You need a lap top.

soundofmusic

10-10-2009, 01:04 PM

There is no arguing with the Professor of Phsychology at Edinburgh University and to forget whats under my kilt, as she lost interest years ago. :(

:brow: She is absolutely right; there is nothing worse than an old lady pursuing you across the Atlantic; while you are safely nestled on your couch, lagger in hand, watching the Xfactor. Hey, wait, what is the Professor doing:eek: I'd go searching up that skirt for the winnings:lol:

:lol:

You're in great form!

You need a lap top.

:lol: Thank you, Atheist, as are you, always! Well, Jocky has been put to bed by his wife; I guess it's just us.:ladysman:

:thumbs_up
What happened to this discussion?!!!!! Its supposed to be thread about the 'Benefits of Celibacy and Chastity' not some chat about body parts and private life. Haven't you people any pride, or at the very least decency? I check out this thread out of curiosity as to what people think on a certain subject, only to find this disgusting conversation going on. If you want to broadcast the condition of your love life, please, please! Don't do it on the Religion section of a literature website! If you are so desperate, talk to your spouse, not the world.
I can't believe this...

:angel: Sorry you misunderstood the discussion; we are talking about the benefits of Celibacy. One only knows if one has experienced it. Religion is, at best, a guideline for people; Experience is fire testing it.
You know, I've read some of Dostoyevsky, it often seems very distressing. I know of at least two serial killers who were also great fans of his work. Be careful, my child, and don't take things so seriously. By the way, Robert Frost has much more uplifting poetry than one about being destroyed twice (that's really bad luck I'd say) Best Wishes:thumbs_up

jocky

10-10-2009, 04:52 PM

:brow: She is absolutely right; there is nothing worse than an old lady pursuing you across the Atlantic; while you are safely nestled on your couch, lagger in hand, watching the Xfactor. Hey, wait, what is the Professor doing:eek: I'd go searching up that skirt for the winnings:lol:

Soundo you are sewing seeds of doubt in my head, does the bingo usually close at four in the morning? I will put this to threesparrows, what with all that experience he, she or it has, an answer will surely be forthcoming. :lol:

jocky

10-10-2009, 07:57 PM

Yes, I think he did:nod:. I love The Joshua Tree. (Turns out, I also love stripping firemen!)

Surely you meant strapping fireman. The use of language on the forum is going dooonhill rapidly. :)

soundofmusic

10-10-2009, 10:27 PM

Surely you meant strapping fireman. The use of language on the forum is going dooonhill rapidly. :)

:lol: Did sewing seeds work? Ah, we women are such an evil lot; but what can we do? It all started with this naughty snake behind a tree and some naked bloke wearing a fig leaf! It seems like you are just too popular though; now that naughty motherhubbard is after you. Now if you manage to get away from all these women; I could show you my tropical paradise where you could shed that kilt and run free...

papayahed

10-11-2009, 05:20 PM

Soooooo, who's supposed to be doing homeowrk right now??

Scheherazade

10-11-2009, 05:22 PM

Not me! :D

I am preparing my lesson plans for next week now.

papayahed

10-11-2009, 05:24 PM

I'm actually doing work work. Although we were supposed to have an assignment to think about and list what pushes our buttons but it hasn't been posted yet.

Scheherazade

10-11-2009, 05:29 PM

No complaints, I am sure! :D

I have done some dent on my reading this weekend as well. I need to find some material to analyse as well this week.

papayahed

10-11-2009, 05:33 PM

Between the forum and Reno 911 I'm getting a lot of work done.:goof:

Mathor

10-11-2009, 05:34 PM

i am procrastinating :(

Scheherazade

10-11-2009, 05:37 PM

Quality vs quantity! :D

DanielBenoit

10-11-2009, 05:45 PM

Snow's coming :D

papayahed

10-11-2009, 05:50 PM

I'm starting to think I should bring the plants in..

Haunted

10-11-2009, 05:51 PM

no way! My hibiscus is still flowering!

papayahed

10-11-2009, 05:53 PM

hey, mine too!!

Haunted

10-11-2009, 06:02 PM

^ Yours too? Great! Mine should have bloomed in August and by now it should have died already. But this year the buds started opening in September and hasn't stopped since. It gets cold at night so I diligently cover it every night. It seems to be paying off :)

papayahed

10-11-2009, 06:19 PM

I really had no hopes for any blooms because it seemed pretty anemic this spring but right now I have one bloom and three buds. We're still pretty warm here I don't think it's gotten below 60F yet.

Haunted

10-11-2009, 06:28 PM

It gets down to the 40s here at night. I feel like going out at night and giving it a hug. It's in the ground so I can't bring it in.

papayahed

10-11-2009, 07:24 PM

Do they make it through the winter?

Haunted

10-11-2009, 07:38 PM

no, they die to the ground in the winter :( It's as though they were never there. But amazingly, around June each year shoots start to come out. They tend to grow more if I remember to water them :D

soundofmusic

10-11-2009, 07:57 PM

I'm actually doing work work. Although we were supposed to have an assignment to think about and list what pushes our buttons but it hasn't been posted yet.

:rage: Do you really have a class with an assignment to list what pushes your buttons. That's smashing! :argue: I hope it's late in the year so the professor can't experiment on the classmates:eek2: I recently asked one of my patients children what she was studying, She said, "Influencing people"

papayahed

10-11-2009, 08:27 PM

hahaha, that's pretty much what this asignment is about - audience analysis and picking a speech topic tailored to an audience.

DanielBenoit

10-12-2009, 02:24 PM

Alas, snow!

motherhubbard

10-12-2009, 09:08 PM

my husband is putting the boys to bed. I love to hear him read to the kids.

Maryd.

10-12-2009, 09:48 PM

Alas, snow!

Hey Daniel, enjoy it for me.:cold:

soundofmusic

10-14-2009, 08:42 PM

my husband is putting the boys to bed. I love to hear him read to the kids.

That sounds lovely; I always dreamed of that kind of Rockwell life. A life where everyone has time to sit down together and talk at dinner; reading to the children at bedtime...

The Atheist

10-16-2009, 06:09 AM

Chat? What chat?

Where's the party?

I've brought balloons and everything!

papayahed

10-16-2009, 07:04 AM

Dang! I missed the ballons??

Maryd.

10-16-2009, 07:13 AM

Dang! I missed the ballons??

What balloons... What - where??? Oh did I miss them... Half my luck...
Typical...:(

papayahed

10-17-2009, 01:27 PM

My MP3 just told me I had a low battery, let's see which lasts longer - me at work or the MP3 battery.

I love experiments. Maybe I can make a spreadsheet??

Scheherazade

10-17-2009, 06:31 PM

Maybe I can make a spreadsheet??Oh, I don't know... Maybe one for book lists and such while you are at it?

*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

:D

papayahed

10-17-2009, 06:53 PM

Oh, I don't know... Maybe one for book lists and such while you are at it?

*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

:D

oh crap! Why didn't you mention the last one didn't work??

Scheherazade

10-17-2009, 06:55 PM

*blinks*

Told you that it got lost when my previous crashed...

papayahed

10-17-2009, 07:10 PM

Maybe I fixed it, when I opened the old on up one of the formulas were wrong.

rimbaud

10-17-2009, 09:57 PM

hey, is this thing on?

ok, what I meant was, is anyone online in the live chat treat?

we have an insomniac here! a live one!

soundofmusic

10-17-2009, 11:58 PM

Chat? What chat?

Where's the party?

I've brought balloons and everything!

:wave: Well, it's always a party when Atheist is here! Or we can chat...What do you think of prenuptial agreements? I was just at a barbeque, and my friends, who are in their late 50's and each have homes and large families; plan to marry without a prenuptial agreement (with the idea that everything they have acquired, while married to other spouses, will go to the current mate at time of death). They stated that a prenuptial implies a lack of trust in ones mate. I think you never really know what sea changes occur in a relationship, and it is better to "go in" with all your "eggs in a basket"

DanielBenoit

10-18-2009, 12:28 AM

Just had a Mountain Dew.

Doomed to stay up all night :lol:

Maryd.

10-18-2009, 01:58 AM

How does Mountain Dew make you stay up all night???

DanielBenoit

10-18-2009, 02:02 AM

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafffffineeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee

(totaly hyper right now :lol:)

Maryd.

10-18-2009, 02:06 AM

I didn't know the caffiene intake was that high in Mountain Dew. So I've learnt something new. Thanks Dan.

DanielBenoit

10-18-2009, 02:09 AM

Yes it is, yes it is :nod:

Maryd.

10-18-2009, 02:11 AM

So how long will it keep you awake???

DanielBenoit

10-18-2009, 02:14 AM

Long long time. I've had two full bottles. . ... and a can. Blueberry flavor is very yummy!

Man am I hyper. Can't think properly.

:lol: :;lol: :lol:

Maryd.

10-18-2009, 02:16 AM

Hey... We don't have other Mountain Dew flavours here, just the lemonade flavour... No fair.

DanielBenoit

10-18-2009, 02:18 AM

You poor poor thing.

Here we have the normal green flavor, then the blueberry flavor, then the cherry flavor, etc, etc.
Though no lemonade flavor :bawling:

Maryd.

10-18-2009, 02:23 AM

Now that is freaky... Think I'll have to complain to the Mountain Dew provider.:argue:

DanielBenoit

10-18-2009, 02:25 AM

I have a stomach ache now :(

No more Mountain Dew for you! (talking to myself :confused: :argue: :brickwall :idea:)

:lol: j/k

Maryd.

10-18-2009, 02:27 AM

poor dear... that's happened to you once before. If I remember correctly.

DanielBenoit

10-18-2009, 02:35 AM

Brain just shut down.

Maryd.

10-18-2009, 05:36 AM

Brain just shut down.

Hahahahahahahaha:banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana:

kingoflombards

10-18-2009, 06:23 PM

I can't have Mountain Dew. I'm allergic to it.

(Joking!!! I'd love to see the look on your face back there!)

Maryd.

10-18-2009, 06:24 PM

Well, you missed the look, never fell of the chair...

DanielBenoit

10-20-2009, 05:59 PM

Scheherazade

10-20-2009, 06:08 PM

What is rosebud? Who is Orson Wells and who is Citizen Kane?

:p

OrphanPip

10-20-2009, 06:47 PM

Whenever someone says they don't know what Rosebud is, an angel drops a snow globe.

DanielBenoit

10-20-2009, 06:49 PM

What is rosebud? Who is Orson Wells and who is Citizen Kane?

:p

Don't me started
:p

Whenever someone says they don't know what Rosebud is, an angel drops a snow globe.

:lol::lol::lol:

Mathor

10-20-2009, 06:56 PM

Was just watching some mindless game show, and the question was what did "rosebud" refer to in Orson Welles masterpiece Citizen Kane. . . .nobody knew!!!! None of the three contestants had any idea!!! You have got to be kidding me!

Okay, I know that not everybody has seen Citizen Kane, but it's virtually known as the greatest film ever made and not a single person had ever heard of it! Alright, I know that I'm overreacting, but I feel personally insulted.

Hopefully somebody like Mathor, Janine or manolia will come to my defence before I am torn apart for being unreasonably pretenscious :lol:

Maybe I should shut up before I insult anyone. :lol:

I mean, I've seen that movie more times than I can count and I think "what is rosebud" is is a very hard question to answer, honestly. The literal meaning is obvious, but the metaphorical meaning is a lot more complex.

(i'm not going to give my views on such because I would certainly not want to spoil such a good movie.)

soundofmusic

10-20-2009, 07:24 PM

Maybe it was just a "kick in the pants" to W.R. Hearst and his mistress:smash:
Anyway, I still prefer "Gone with the Wind" as a movie.

DanielBenoit

10-20-2009, 07:30 PM

I mean, I've seen that movie more times than I can count and I think "what is rosebud" is is a very hard question to answer, honestly. The literal meaning is obvious, but the metaphorical meaning is a lot more complex.

(i'm not going to give my views on such because I would certainly not want to spoil such a good movie.)

Oh of course, the meaning is quite complex, but the answer was merely the literal meaning.

rimbaud

10-20-2009, 07:54 PM

the last movie question on a quiz show I remember was who played the Wolf in Tarantino's Pulp Fiction? :D

oh, and there was another one about george clooney playing batman or something like that.
and the occasional james bond questions, like we don't know that Sean Connery was the best!

DanielBenoit

10-20-2009, 10:05 PM

the last movie question on a quiz show I remember was who played the Wolf in Tarantino's Pulp Fiction? :D

Harvey Keitel :D

YOU WIN A MILLION DOLLARS!

*sounds of audience clapping*

rimbaud

10-21-2009, 04:23 PM

yeah, I wish

and the guy actually hesitated :S

(post corrected :) )

< big movie geek

kingoflombards

10-21-2009, 11:21 PM

Hey! On the topic of movies, who has seen "The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly"? (I haven't!:lol: Is it any good?)

soundofmusic

10-22-2009, 02:50 AM

Hey! On the topic of movies, who has seen "The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly"? (I haven't!:lol: Is it any good?)

You can't go wrong with Clint as an actor or director...Well, that's my opinion.

Maryd.

10-22-2009, 05:02 AM

Clint is the king of one liners and a great actor. Go for it.

rimbaud

10-22-2009, 07:56 PM

Hey! On the topic of movies, who has seen "The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly"? (I haven't!:lol: Is it any good?)

I had it at home for a month, a friend gave it to me, but never got around to it

if you ever end up seeing it, rate it :)

DanielBenoit

10-22-2009, 07:58 PM

Hey! On the topic of movies, who has seen "The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly"? (I haven't!:lol: Is it any good?)

I haven't seen it, but it's known to be extremely iconic and the begining of the tradition of the Spahgetti Western.

(It also happens to be one of Quentin Tarantino's top five favorite films rimbaud ;) )

Jayme Massacre

10-22-2009, 08:00 PM

sorry to bother you all but can someone tell me how to post blogs such as my poems. i'm new and let me just tell ya i'm one dumb kid

rimbaud

10-22-2009, 08:01 PM

I haven't seen it, but it's known to be extremely iconic and the begining of the tradition of the Spahgetti Western.

(It also happens to be one of Quentin Tarantino's top five favorite films rimbaud ;) )

You had me at Tarantino :lol:

no need to say more
have to see it now!!!!

oh, and just got RocknRolla and I'm watching it tomorrow

DanielBenoit

10-22-2009, 08:05 PM

sorry to bother you all but can someone tell me how to post blogs such as my poems. i'm new and let me just tell ya i'm one dumb kid

You go to the 'Blogs' widget on the main toolbar up above; click on it and scroll down to 'My Blog'.

If you have any more questions then post in the 'Literature Networks' section :)

Jayme Massacre

10-22-2009, 08:06 PM

well i did that.. and i went to the help forum.. and guess wat.. neither worked.. i guess my cp is just screwed up...

rimbaud

10-22-2009, 08:06 PM

wow daniel

who's santa's little helper? :D

DanielBenoit

10-23-2009, 12:26 AM

Going to bed to an episode of Monty Python :D

Maryd.

10-23-2009, 06:55 AM

I'm a Monty Python fan too. Just love it... But any form of comedy for me is good.

Fen

10-23-2009, 07:06 AM

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is ok but its the last in a series of much better westerns.

rimbaud

10-23-2009, 11:23 AM

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is ok but its the last in a series of much better westerns.

such as? :D
there are a lot of movie lovers here, so please, do recommend :D

Fen

10-24-2009, 02:21 PM

rimbaud

10-24-2009, 11:40 PM

"Fistful of Dollars" and "A Few Dollars More" are the first two films in The Man With No Name trilogy. The last one being "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly". Fistful of dollars is an all round better western but the second one has a truly magnificent villain.

well I don't have a big experience with westerns, haven't really watched many of them, but maybe I should start :)
thanks for the recommendation :wave:

rimbaud

10-25-2009, 08:38 PM

OK, this is not Live Chat if there is no one alive here!!!!

Maryd.

10-25-2009, 08:39 PM

OK, this is not Live Chat if there is no one alive here!!!!

The last time I looked, I was alive:brickwall

rimbaud

10-25-2009, 08:40 PM

yeah, I thought so too, before I died from boredom
I haven't been so bored since I studied Physics :D and that says something :D

Maryd.

10-25-2009, 08:41 PM

I was bored once, an overated experience in my mind... will try never to do it again.:lol::lol::lol:

rimbaud

10-25-2009, 08:45 PM

can u be bored and have fun at the same time
and if you can, does that makes you a sick person, someone that actually enjoys boredom :S
or you can be bored for some reason and have fun for another at the same time?

I REALLY HATE PHONETICS!!!

Maryd.

10-25-2009, 08:47 PM

Well, darl, you confused me... Although that's not too hard to do these days.:(

jocky

10-25-2009, 09:34 PM

yeah, I thought so too, before I died from boredom
I haven't been so bored since I studied Physics :D and that says something :D

Aah, a man of science, could you please explain E=MC squared to the morons on this thread, me included. Preferably in not more than two sentences. ;)

rimbaud

10-25-2009, 09:52 PM

Aah, a man of science, could you please explain E=MC squared to the morons on this thread, me included. Preferably in not more than two sentences. ;)

I hate Physics! Last year I finished high school, threw the book and said I'll never have anything to do with Physics again!
so, I'm one of the morons here :D
I'm good at math, if that helps :S

jocky

10-25-2009, 10:03 PM

I hate Physics! Last year I finished high school, threw the book and said I'll never have anything to do with Physics again!
so, I'm one of the morons here :D
I'm good at math, if that helps :S

rimbaud, that is one of the best get out of prison cards it has been my pleasure to witness. You will have no problems in the real world. :lol:

rimbaud

10-25-2009, 10:38 PM

yeah, thanks *ironic smile*
but is being a moron a get out of prison card or knowing math.
I hope is being a moron, I hate math :)

OrphanPip

10-25-2009, 10:42 PM

I hate math too, that's why I studied biology in university.

DanielBenoit

10-25-2009, 10:45 PM

Why is there so much hate is going on ;)

To me, math is art for those who are disinterested in human emotion.

Mathematics and science can be beautiful with it's wonder and logic.

jocky

10-25-2009, 10:53 PM

yeah, thanks *ironic smile*
but is being a moron a get out of prison card or knowing math.
I hope is being a moron, I hate math :)

In my experience usually a big hacksaw smuggled in a birthday cake does the trick. The math can help as the more candles involved usually confuses the guards. Put it this way if Einstein and a moron shared the same cell my money would be on the latter to escape every time. :)

rimbaud

10-25-2009, 10:55 PM

yeah,
i loved math, and I was really good at it, I studied 2 years advanced math, and now I hate it!
there's just no passion there :) and I can't live without it :D

OrphanPip

10-25-2009, 10:59 PM

Why is there so much hate is going on ;)

To me, math is art for those who are disinterested in human emotion.

Mathematics and science can be beautiful with it's wonder and logic.

No math is what those nerds who design these useful computer programs for us biologist do... psssh

samantha20

10-25-2009, 11:15 PM

I used to love math until high school. But then I had to take Calculus in college and that was.............................

papayahed

10-25-2009, 11:29 PM

the best class ever????

motherhubbard

10-25-2009, 11:32 PM

I'm sure that's what she was going to say

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 04:01 PM

There are no green lights on here, I thought this was live chat... Heeeelllllloooooooo anybody out there?

pussnboots

10-26-2009, 04:16 PM

I'm here

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 06:38 PM

Hi Puss.

rimbaud

10-26-2009, 08:04 PM

ok, green lights, wanna see them, this is a live chat so be alive and be chatting :)
come on!!!! :D

just kidding, but it helps chatting when you're alive

Haunted

10-26-2009, 08:08 PM

I'm green...until I turn blue ;)

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 08:11 PM

But your green now. How have you been Haunt?

Haunted

10-26-2009, 08:13 PM

it's Monday, the most dreadful day of the week. Still tired from yesterday, having to work on a Sunday. How are you Mary?

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 08:16 PM

Oh, ok I suppose, actually it is Tuesday here in Melb. Aus. And the weather is stunning. Am editing and chatting on litnet at the same time... Cool ha?

Haunted

10-26-2009, 08:24 PM

sounds like you're doing a good job :) Glad you have nice weather. It's chilly here and it's still Monday!

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 08:28 PM

We had enough 'chill' in our Winter, now it's Spring and it's about time to enjoy the weather. I love Spring, soft new flowers are blooming and the air is cool, but not cold and the mood is cheerful. Winter is cloomy, Summer gets to hot here and Autumn(Fall) well Fall is ok, but I prefer the glorious colour and fragrance of Spring... Yahooo:banana::banana::banana:I have to stop drinking coffee...:D

rimbaud

10-26-2009, 08:32 PM

here winter is coming, and I hate the cold :(

I love Autumn so I like the weather now, but it's starting to get cold

OK, REALLY, we are talking about the weather? :lol:
could it be more cliche? :D

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 08:35 PM

Hahahaha, you are right... So let's talk Poe...

Haunted

10-26-2009, 08:37 PM

That sounds lovely. I like spring too, the anticipation of summer.

Hope you enjoyed your coffee. Mine is ughhh.

rimbaud

10-26-2009, 08:38 PM

why don't you rub it in :)

I really really liked 'anabbel lee' and really really wanted to read something else, but I want to read it from paper, not from my screen :(
damn be all the books stores that are owned by people with no taste and appreciation on literature whatsoever
damn, damn, damn!!!

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 08:41 PM

Haunted

10-26-2009, 08:42 PM

I apologize for talking cliche. Meteorology happens to be one of my favorite topics :p

shamed. turning back to a blue dot now... :(

OrphanPip

10-26-2009, 08:44 PM

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 08:47 PM

I apologize for talking cliche. Meteorology happens to be one of my favorite topics :p

shamed. turning back to a blue dot now... :(

Hey Haunt, don't turn blue on us... I was much at fault in chatting about the weather... Stay green... :ladysman:

rimbaud

10-26-2009, 08:58 PM

yeah, and read a lousy translation in macedonian, I like my language, but only if used by macedonian poets (and there are few that I really really like, but the others are no good)
I didn't learn english so I can read translations :) I started learning french for the same reason (it's harder though :S)

and yes, it does mean a lot to me
it's not that I CAN'T read on the screen, eventually I will do that, what else is there, but still....
damn! :)

I apologize for talking cliche. Meteorology happens to be one of my favorite topics :p

shamed. turning back to a blue dot now... :(

Ok, then weather it is
I love Autumn and Spring, they are more romantic :D

rimbaud

10-26-2009, 09:00 PM

I posted 2 comments by mistake so the previous one is the right one :)

OrphanPip

10-26-2009, 09:02 PM

I got a really great complete works of Poe for like 10 dollars on sale, it's gigantic though.

rimbaud

10-26-2009, 09:09 PM

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 09:12 PM

any chance you live in macedonia? :D
hey, anyone know what do I need to shop online, what kind of credit card, can I get that on my own or I must be employed,
oh, I'll have to ask at the bank here

Oh, and I can't believe you're selling them
I wish I could buy them :(

Yes, you have to ask your local bank... I got a small credit card out... So if it ever got foiled or stolen, there is only a small amount that can be used. Just depends on the bank, really.

OrphanPip

10-26-2009, 09:14 PM

I'm wallowing in credit card debt, I nearly signed up for another one today.

Just from a quick amazon search, complete works of Poe seem to be selling for like 12-14 dollars Canadian.

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 09:16 PM

I'm wallowing in credit card debt, I nearly signed up for another one today.

Just from a quick amazon search, complete works of Poe seem to be selling for like 12-14 dollars Canadian.

Wow, that's a good price, and Rimbaud, Amazon is the way to go I am going to order an old book I read in my youth. It had an amazing impact on my life. But see if there is anyone you know who has a credit card, give them the money and they can order it for you. If not. I can't think of any other way.

rimbaud

10-26-2009, 09:16 PM

Thanks Maryd and OrphanPip
:D
that's a trip to the bank for me, and then ordering, shipping, oh boy!! :S but the best thing would be if I get one on my own, I often need things so it will come in handy
it's a lot of work :S

keep your eyes on the prize :)

OrphanPip

10-26-2009, 09:21 PM

A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning by John Donne
As virtuous men pass mildly away,
And whisper to their souls to go,
Whilst some of their sad friends do say
The breath goes now, and some say, No:

So let us melt, and make no noise,
No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move,
'Twere profanation of our joys
To tell the laity our love.

Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears,
Men reckon what it did and meant,
But trepidation of the spheres,
Though greater far, is innocent.

Dull sublunary lovers' love
(Whose soul is sense) cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
Those things which elemented it.

But we by a love so much refined
That our selves know not what it is,
Inter-assurèd of the mind,
Care less, eyes, lips, and hands to miss.

Our two souls therefore, which are one,
Though I must go, endure not yet
A breach, but an expansion,
Like gold to aery thinness beat.

If they be two, they are two so
As stiff twin compasses are two;
Thy soul, the fixed foot, makes no show
To move, but doth, if th' other do.

And though it in the centre sit,
Yet when the other far doth roam,
It leans and hearkens after it,
And grows erect, as that comes home.

Such wilt thou be to me, who must
Like th' other foot, obliquely run;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,
And makes me end where I begun.

Your request Rimbaud, so as not to clutter up the love and passion thread.

rimbaud

10-26-2009, 09:24 PM

Your request Rimbaud, so as not to clutter up the love and passion thread.

thanks

nice, i really like it.

OrphanPip

10-26-2009, 09:25 PM

Ya I adore the metaphors in Donne's poetry.

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 09:26 PM

Nice orphanpip, is it yours?

OrphanPip

10-26-2009, 09:27 PM

Nice orphanpip, is it yours?

Oh lord no, it's John Donne (Open source since it's like 300 years old).

I could never hope to approach that genius :p

Edit: *cough* 400 *cough* off by a century

rimbaud

10-26-2009, 09:28 PM

I know I might get shot by saying this, but I haven't read anything from him

I get that he's good,
what's your fav poem by him?

OrphanPip

10-26-2009, 09:32 PM

The Flea by John Donne
Mark but this flea, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deny'st me is;
It sucked me first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea our two bloods mingled be;
Thou know'st that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead;
Yet this enjoys before it woo,
And pampered swells with one blood made of two,
And this, alas, is more than we would do.

Oh stay, three lives in one flea spare,
Where we almost, yea, more than married are.
This flea is you and I, and this
Our marriage bed, and marriage temple is;
Though parents grudge, and you, w'are met,
And cloistered in these living walls of jet.
Though use make you apt to kill me,
Let not to that, self-murder added be,
And sacrilege, three sins in killing three.

Cruel and sudden, hast thou since
Purpled thy nail in blood of innocence?
Wherein could this flea guilty be,
Except in that drop which it sucked from thee?
Yet thou triumph'st and say'st that thou
Find'st not thyself, nor me the weaker now;
'Tis true, then learn how false fears be:
Just so much honor, when thou yield'st to me,
Will waste, as this flea's death took life from thee.

I like this one.

He's a metaphysical poet, so his poetry is characterized by really long, sometimes paradoxical, metaphors. It can be hard to read.

rimbaud

10-26-2009, 09:38 PM

< is amazed how many great poems are there
WOW

well, have to say good night
or good morning, your choice :D
:wave:

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 09:42 PM

Have a good sleep Rimi.

OrphanPip

10-26-2009, 09:42 PM

Well I think I'll call it a night too, bye bye everyone.

Maryd.

10-26-2009, 09:43 PM

Have a good sleep too OrphanPip

AmericanEagle

11-02-2009, 09:03 PM

How's this. :p

http://i41.tinypic.com/6fxt2u.jpg

Alex Wong! *fangirl scream*

Maryd.

11-03-2009, 12:54 AM

Hey... obsessed much. That's ok... Haven't seen the movie. But we are going in the next week or so. Can't wait. Love my dancing.

DanielBenoit

11-04-2009, 02:23 AM

I'm currently watching Lars von Trier's Dancer in the Dark and it is one of the hardest things I've ever had to watch. Trier is the most powerful director in films today, but they truly can make you depressed to the point of sickness. I'll say more on this later in a review.

DanielBenoit

11-04-2009, 04:17 AM

I am utterly shaken.

Maryd.

11-04-2009, 04:18 AM

^ Why

DanielBenoit

11-04-2009, 04:40 AM

Read the post above it.

Maryd.

11-04-2009, 07:57 AM

^ Thanks for clearing that up.

rimbaud

11-04-2009, 08:06 AM

^ and he really did say more in the review :lol:

Maryd.

11-04-2009, 08:08 AM

Yes, I must have been sleeping... snnnooooozzzzzeeeee

rimbaud

11-04-2009, 08:11 AM

I didn't sleep well at all :(
and I'm feeling extremely tired

Maryd.

11-04-2009, 08:22 AM

I didn't sleep well at all :(
and I'm feeling extremely tired

Oh poor dear. (Mary reaches out her shoulder for Rimbaud to lean on) :as-sleep::as-sleep:

rimbaud

11-04-2009, 08:36 AM

Can't sleep now, I have a 2:30 class , and will be at the university till 8:30 :S

Maryd.

11-04-2009, 08:38 AM

:smash: Wake up... Ok, that should keep you going until after school. Or I could just do it... Are you ready... Here they come... :banana::banana::banana:

Haunted

11-04-2009, 04:59 PM

Janine

11-04-2009, 05:06 PM

Janine, congrats on becoming the queen of profile page! I was going to congrat you in the Profile of the Year Nominations thread, but it's closed (like Philadelphia — that's a joke)

I'm so glad you kept it after the spring and changed it to say "eternal spring". It's such a nice place to visit ;)

Haunted, thank you so much. I actually wanted to change it to a fall theme, but the person who nominated my page begged me to refrain. I am glad now I did stick with the contest. I never win anything, so I am quite surprised and flattered. Thanks pussnboots, for nominating my page, and to all who voted for me!

Thanks for all your compliments, Haunted. I love 'spring' best anyway, don't you? Only how many months away...?

Haunted

11-04-2009, 05:15 PM

Haunted, thank you so much. I actually wanted to change it to a fall theme, but the person who nominated my page begged me to refrain. I am glad now I did stick with the contest. I never win anything, so I am quite surprised and flattered. Thanks pussnboots, for nominating my page, and to all who voted for me!

Thanks for all your compliments, Haunted. I love 'spring' best anyway, don't you? Only how many months away...?

oh no, don't change a thing! It's perfect the way it is. Yeah, even though I live for the summer, I like spring, because I know summer is right around the corner. But I think your page is nicer than spring itself ;)

Janine

11-04-2009, 05:22 PM

oh no, don't change a thing! It's perfect the way it is. Yeah, even though I live for the summer, I like spring, because I know summer is right around the corner. But I think your page is nicer than spring itself ;)

Haunted, I wasn't going to change it just now; you misunderstood. That was before the voting began. Even at Christmas, I can't change it though? I was going to maybe when the holidays got closer; last year, I did a Christmas theme. But now everyone likes this page; if I do change it I will keep the formating, so I can come back to this page often. I already took a screen shot. In the meantime, I guess I will have to express my creativity on Youtube instead.

Haunted

11-04-2009, 05:27 PM

Haunted, I wasn't going to change it just now; you misunderstood. That was before the voting began. Even at Christmas, I can't change it though? I was going to maybe when the holidays got closer; last year, I did a Christmas theme. But now everyone likes this page; if I do change it I will keep the formating, so I can come back to this page often. I already took a screen shot. In the meantime, I guess I will have to express my creativity on Youtube instead.

Oh good...I think if you change it now, they'll take back your gold medal :lol:

Ebonon

11-05-2009, 02:53 AM

Anybody there?

kingoflombards

11-05-2009, 10:55 AM

No. How about over there?

Maryd.

11-05-2009, 10:56 AM

I'm here, are you there?

kingoflombards

11-05-2009, 11:00 AM

Nope. :P

Maryd.

11-05-2009, 11:01 AM

Nuts, then I am talking to myself... Great now I am mad as well as weird.:eek:

kingoflombards

11-05-2009, 11:03 AM

Don't get mad. I was only joking!:D

Maryd.

11-05-2009, 11:04 AM

I know, King, great to see someone having fun...:banana::banana:

pussnboots

11-05-2009, 01:37 PM

hello ?

kingoflombards

11-05-2009, 06:20 PM

'Ello!

Maryd.

11-05-2009, 06:27 PM

Hellooooo Puss and King.

kingoflombards

11-05-2009, 06:46 PM

Hola!

What is up?

Maryd.

11-05-2009, 07:00 PM

You know for a live chat... There's not much chatting going on.... Waiting... Waiting... Waiiting.... No nothing... King it's just you and I, so...

What is up?

soundofmusic

11-05-2009, 07:51 PM

http://digital.lib.umn.edu/IMAGES/reference/swhp/SWHP0016.jpg

Sorry, I came across that while doing research today and I had to.

:bawling: It's beautiful, really. Where did you find it?:lol:

soundofmusic

11-05-2009, 08:10 PM

Not only that, ejaculation relieves [somewhat] the symptoms of hyper-prostatism (benign enlarged prostate), an uncomfortable and annoying chronic complaint in men over 50.

That is an interesting point; I wonder if hyper-prostatism is a world-wide complaint?

DanielBenoit

11-05-2009, 09:15 PM

I just discovered that I've been laying in a puddle of pee! Maripulsa peed on the frickin' couch!

rimbaud

11-05-2009, 09:29 PM

:lol:
it might seem mean, but :lol:

clean up after your dog, man! (the MTV commercial)

papayahed

11-05-2009, 09:32 PM

oh no!

DanielBenoit

11-05-2009, 09:50 PM

Well, I didn't know it was there! I didn't realize until I got up and felt something wet on my back :flare: :flare: :flare: to infinity. . . .

I took a loooooooong shower after that.

kingoflombards

11-05-2009, 10:35 PM

Wow... that dog is going to die!:lol: (Or cat. I don't know if it is a cat or dog.)

The Atheist

11-05-2009, 11:23 PM

That is an interesting point; I wonder if hyper-prostatism is a world-wide complaint?

Certainly is.

Hardly ever discussed in polite company.

That's why it gets discussed when I'm around!

:D

It's something which affects almost every male if they live long enough. The urethra passes through the prostate, which swells up, restricting the flow of urine.

DanielBenoit

11-06-2009, 12:26 AM

Submitted an application as a film critic at examiner.com wooohoooo!

Hurricane

11-06-2009, 12:34 AM

It's beautiful, really. Where did you find it?

It's part of a poster series printed in 1920 for boys called "Keeping Fit". There's a female version called "Youth and Life". They're both online and worth a look, there's a few real winners in there.

kingoflombards

11-06-2009, 12:35 AM

\m/:nod:\m/ You'd be good at that!

DanielBenoit

11-06-2009, 03:20 PM

Submitted an application as a film critic at examiner.com wooohoooo!

I got the job!!!!!!!! :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::ban ana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banan a::banana:

papayahed

11-06-2009, 06:57 PM

I got the job!!!!!!!! :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::ban ana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banan a::banana:

Alllllllllll RRRRRiiiiiiiiiiggghhhtttt!!:banana:

Congrats!!

Maryd.

11-06-2009, 07:27 PM

Alllllllllll RRRRRiiiiiiiiiiggghhhtttt!!:banana:

Congrats!!

Wahoooo! Congrats Dan.:banana:

kingoflombards

11-06-2009, 07:32 PM

\m/:nod:\m/ You'd be good at that!

They think so too, obviously. :santasmil:angel::wave::banana:
:redface: :nod::wave::ladysman::yawnb::idea:;):crash::smash: :bday_2::brow::cool::):blush::p:lol::brickwall:red face::bday_2::bday_2::bday_2::smash:
:smash::confused:

rimbaud

11-07-2009, 08:06 PM

I just found this

http://photos.webridestv.com/datastore/images/user/74329761ef23ec8078caf2004641da8d/More_Motivational_Posters!!_113288_20080801.jpg

don't you just love motivational posters :)

*Classic*Charm*

11-07-2009, 08:07 PM

mmmm I love Arby's. It's the only fast food I enjoy...Guilty pleasure haha :blush:

Gilliatt Gurgle

11-07-2009, 08:21 PM

Congratulations Daniel!!

Why not celebrate with an Arby's dripping with synthetic cheese (?)
Gilliatt

DanielBenoit

11-07-2009, 08:23 PM

Congratulations Daniel!!

Why not celebrate with an Arby's dripping with synthetic cheese (?)
Gilliatt

:lol:

Thanks all :D

DanielBenoit

11-08-2009, 08:11 PM

Bicycle repair man!

http://searchenginetigers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bicycle-repair-man.jpg

kingoflombards

11-08-2009, 10:27 PM

Anyone like spam? :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFrtpT1mKy8

DanielBenoit

11-08-2009, 10:29 PM

Anyone like spam? :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFrtpT1mKy8

Spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam.

:lol:

Give me all your lupins!

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/dennis.gif

rimbaud

11-08-2009, 10:32 PM

:lol::lol:

could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam?

kingoflombards

11-08-2009, 10:34 PM

rimbaud

11-08-2009, 10:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRbkkqZikx4

here is something american and new, but it's still got me Loling :D

kingoflombards

11-08-2009, 10:43 PM

:lol:
I love MadTV!

DanielBenoit

11-08-2009, 10:47 PM

Here's something funny. Every time I discuss humor with my British cousins, they say that British humor is 'more sophisticated' the our 'silly American slapstick'. They thought Monty Python was a bunch of Americans with fake British accents when I showed them 'sophisticated' humor. :lol:

Hey, Monty Python really is sophistocated humor. All six of them went to Oxford and other ivy league schools, and as a result, intigrated their philosophical talent into their humor. Monty Python was far far ahead of its time, that even television today hasn't caught up to it. It was the first show to make use of the techniques used in then contemporary theatre, such as self-reflexivness and meta-reference, as well as typical Beckettian word games. It was the first show to apply postmodern aesthetics with a satarization of 'high culture' as well as a loose and jumbled up, dream-like narrative (which has more associations with surrealism than postmodernism), and let's not forget the almost consistent use of absurd irony in almost every single sketch.

OrphanPip

11-08-2009, 10:50 PM

If this isn't sophisticated humour, I don't know what is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uvt83YWWWY

DanielBenoit

11-08-2009, 10:56 PM

If this isn't sophisticated humour, I don't know what is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uvt83YWWWY

:lol:

The point is not that they are making jokes about philosophers (though they do in some sketches), but that they are applying postmodern and surrealist aesthetic theory to their humor.

kingoflombards

11-08-2009, 11:15 PM

:eek2::goof:Oops. I just started a debate about British humor.:goof:

DanielBenoit

11-10-2009, 12:41 AM

http://www.owczarek.com.pl/blog/wp-content/images/2006/2006-08-22%20Monty%20Python%20Lumberjack%20song.jpg

He's a lumberjack. . . . .

http://www.morethings.com/fan/monty_python/nudge-nudge-monty-python-155.jpg

*nudge*nudge*click*click*

http://sbadrinath.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/freshfruit.jpg

What are you going to do when a man comes at you with a banana? What you going to do then, ehh?!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050321/151820__si_l.jpg

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

http://images.myreviewer.com/medium/0000206090.jpg

And now for something completely different: a man holding a pig

http://www.hutchville.com/images/monty.jpg

soundofmusic

11-10-2009, 01:15 AM

Great stuff, Daniel, Did I congratulate you on your new job?:thumbs_up

Maryd.

11-11-2009, 07:31 AM

Wacka Doo. Love English comedy especially Benny Hill. Sooooooo Fuuuuuuny.

DanielBenoit

11-11-2009, 12:11 PM

OrphanPip

11-11-2009, 01:16 PM

Here's something amusing: After wandering around on the internet, I came across a little funny fact; Director Robert Altman once said in a 2000 interview that he thought Titanic and American Beauty were two of the most "dreadful movies" he's ever seen.

I find that so funny, for in my pre-Kubrick and pre-Altman years I looved Titanic, but now I just see it as a harmless though manipulative piece of melodrama. But who else but Robert Altman would come out and say that Titanic is the worst movie ever? But in all seriousnes, Altman is just the perfect person to make that kind of statement. Look at his films, they are the complete opposite of the typical big-budget multiple Oscar-winner. Too bad there's not more like him. My props to you sir for your bravery :)

"Typical big-budget multiple Oscar-winner" isn't a fair portrayal of James Cameron's films. Where he lacks in plot and content, he has continuously pushed the boundaries of film technology. Which is why he has a consistent record for producing the most expensive films ever made. It's difficult to look back on Titanic and realize what an amazing visual spectacle it was for its time. His movies may not be thought provoking but they push the science and capabilities of film-makers forward.

DanielBenoit

11-11-2009, 01:23 PM

"Typical big-budget multiple Oscar-winner" isn't a fair portrayal of James Cameron's films. Where he lacks in plot and content, he has continuously pushed the boundaries of film technology. Which is why he has a consistent record for producing the most expensive films ever made. It's difficult to look back on Titanic and realize what an amazing visual spectacle it was for its time. His movies may not be thought provoking but they push the science and capabilities of film-makers forward.

Oh of course. Believe me, Altman's opinion is not my own, even though I comend him for it at the same time. For example, I will always have a personal sentiment for The Lord of the Rings because of the fact that I grew up enthusiastically enthralled by it.

That said, special-effects are not ends in themselves, and despite the fact that Titanic is Citizen Kane when compared to something like Transformers, I don't think that an entire movie is justified by its special-effects. Either way, I don't think Robert Altman saw enough bad movies :lol:

DanielBenoit

11-11-2009, 01:34 PM

Omg GO AWAY! Nobody wants to buy your stupid crap! I would be a lot more comfortable buying your products if I were in a store and not on a literature forum!

motherhubbard

11-11-2009, 01:44 PM

Amen!

soundofmusic

11-11-2009, 02:34 PM

:eek: :confused::cold: Does anyone else feel lost; What just happened:argue:

DanielBenoit

11-11-2009, 02:49 PM

:eek: :confused::cold: Does anyone else feel lost; What just happened:argue:

If you are reffering to my double post, there was another spammer on here trying to sell something, and I just got fed up. The mods probably deleted him.

soundofmusic

11-11-2009, 03:29 PM

If you are reffering to my double post, there was another spammer on here trying to sell something, and I just got fed up. The mods probably deleted him.

Thank you, Daniel; I was feeling oddly out of touch :redface:

DanielBenoit

11-11-2009, 08:56 PM

This parrot is dead!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/npjOSLCR2hE/0.jpg

The grannies are terrorizing the city.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vdeQNwWfF3Y/RjPCI2k0OcI/AAAAAAAAADo/Zh_DKD1XczY/s400/hells+grannies.JPG

Ministry of Silly Walks

http://images.geezerfun.com/items/original/52b45e1341159ebc22835ea9f4c532553b2361b5.jpg

Alright I've had enough of this silliness.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7f/Graham_Chapman_Colonel.jpg/180px-Graham_Chapman_Colonel.jpg

And now for some full frontal nudity.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/images/episode/b00n7sf5_512_288.jpg

soundofmusic

11-12-2009, 07:06 PM

I had a dead parakeet once. It did a great deal of talking to its mirror, made a lot of noise, got out and flew all about the house....then my mother forgot and let the pilot light go out on the heater...:sick:

DanielBenoit

11-26-2009, 01:34 PM

Y'all ready to see the Packers stomp on the Lions?

GO Pack go!

http://dascoop.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/favre.jpg

Oops, forgot we don't have him :rolleyes:
In fact, we have this joke (8 sacks in one game :eek2:)

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/aaron-rodgers-mustache.jpg

Well, not as much a joke as. . . . . .

http://photos.upi.com/story/t/106557f15bb1059d3f2d9000911bf7cc/Culpepper_agrees_to_deal_with_Lions.jpg

Good luck Lions! You're going to need it ;)

Enjoy your turkey y'all.

papayahed

11-26-2009, 03:05 PM

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/apmegasports/200908151642601441801-pf.300w.jpg

Doh!! It started off so well.

We still have the second half..

DanielBenoit

11-26-2009, 03:57 PM

27-7

Don't look like it.

JuniperWoolf

11-26-2009, 06:32 PM

Y'all ready to see the Packers stomp on the Lions?

No, but I'm ready to see the Saskatchewan Roughriders stomp on the Montreal Alouettes!

http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/image_pictures/0079/8906/saskatchewan_roughriders_feature.jpg

WOOOOOOOO!

papayahed

11-26-2009, 10:18 PM

27-7

Don't look like it.

Doh!!!

What the heck happened.

DanielBenoit

11-26-2009, 10:33 PM

Doh!!!

What the heck happened.

http://students.ithaca.edu/~bmercer1/comp105/projects/project01/images/logo1.gif Happened :p

papayahed

11-26-2009, 10:37 PM

Nice one Dan.:lol::lol:

OrphanPip

11-26-2009, 10:53 PM

No, but I'm ready to see the Saskatchewan Roughriders stomp on the Montreal Alouettes!

WOOOOOOOO!

Like hell, this is the Al's year. Something has to make up for the Canadiens' awful season so far.

DanielBenoit

12-01-2009, 11:41 PM

Man, I need to create my own thread in which I can let my own hyper-realist, neosurreal, satirical rambling, maximalist nonsense strings-of-thoughts run wild.

Shannanigan

12-02-2009, 04:23 PM

Man, I need to create my own thread in which I can let my own hyper-realist, neosurreal, satirical rambling, maximalist nonsense strings-of-thoughts run wild.

You mean a blog?

papayahed

12-02-2009, 05:35 PM

I had a dead parakeet once.

I guess it didn't require much attention huh?

Nikhar

12-11-2009, 01:34 AM

still wondering about poetess crush...

And you don't care about my feelings? :bawling:

stephofthenight

12-11-2009, 02:10 AM

Of course I do silly, but you never said you had a crush just that you found one.

Nikhar

12-11-2009, 02:15 AM

How many 17 year old single girls you know on the forum?:p

stephofthenight

12-11-2009, 02:20 AM

Not sure, Havent ever researched it, :P So who is the lucky lady

Maximilianus

12-11-2009, 02:35 AM

Here we have two who are two of a kind :rolleyes: :lol:

stephofthenight

12-11-2009, 02:53 AM

Lol mayhaps,

Maximilianus

12-11-2009, 03:10 AM

So who wants me to be their matchmaker? :lol:

Nikhar

12-11-2009, 03:27 AM

*looks around and slowly raises his hand*

stephofthenight

12-11-2009, 03:38 AM

I feel as thou I shall soon be double teamed... *hides*

Nikhar

12-11-2009, 03:46 AM

Double-teamed? An US expression? What does that mean?*looks around in confusion*

stephofthenight

12-11-2009, 03:49 AM

haha, two people against one. as in you and max teaming up.. hints the double team, vs me. yes an american thing i guess

Maximilianus

12-11-2009, 04:02 AM

Seems the lady feels... surrounded :D

double-team

tr.v. dou·ble-teamed, dou·ble-team·ing, dou·ble-teams Sports
To guard or cover (an offensive player) with two defensive players simultaneously.

Now you get her point, Nik? :p

Nikhar

12-11-2009, 04:08 AM

I think I do. :P

SO max, what were you saying about matchmaking? :p

stephofthenight

12-11-2009, 04:12 AM

In a differnet context doubleteaming would not seem like such a bad ideal :P But in this case of doubleteaming I think I'll go stick my head in the sand...

DanielBenoit

01-13-2010, 09:13 PM

James Joyce died this day in 1941.

"A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. It had begun to snow again. He watched sleepily the flakes, silver and dark, falling obliquely against the lamplight. The time had come for him to set out on his journey westward. Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the Bog of Allen and, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves. It was falling, too, upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Michael Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead."