"WHAT'S become of the Daunt Diana? You mean to say you never heard
Ringham Finney threw himself back into his chair with the smile of
the collector who has a good thing to show. He knew he had a good
listener, at any rate. I don't think much of Ringham's snuff-boxes,
but his anecdotes are usually worth while. He's a psychologist
astray among _bibelots_, and the best bits he brings back from his
raids on Christie's and the Hotel Drouot are the fragments of human
nature he picks up on those historic battle-fields. If his _flair_
in enamel had been half as good we should have heard of the Finney
collection by this time.
He really has--queer fatuous investigator!--an unusually sensitive
touch for the human texture, and the specimens he gathers into his
museum of heterogeneous memories have almost always some mark of the
rare and chosen. I felt, therefore, that I was really to be
congratulated on the fact that I didn't know what had become of the
Daunt Diana, and on having before me a long evening in which to
learn. I had just led my friend back, after an excellent dinner at
Foyot's, to the shabby pleasant sitting-room of my _rive-gauche_
hotel; and I knew that, once I had settled him in a good arm-chair,
and put a box of cigars at his elbow, I could trust him not to budge
till I had the story.
YOU remember old Neave, of course? Little Humphrey Neave, I mean. We
used to see him pottering about Rome years ago. He lived in two tiny
rooms over a wine shop, on polenta and lentils, and prowled among
the refuse of the Ripetta whenever he had a few _soldi_ to spend.
But you've been out of the collector's world for so long that you
may not know what happened to him afterward...
He was always a queer chap, Neave; years older than you and me, of
course--and even when I first knew him, in my raw Roman days, he
gave me an extraordinary sense of age and experience. I don't think
I've ever known any one who was at once so intelligent and so
simple. It's the precise combination that results in romance; and
poor little Neave was romantic.
He told me once how he'd come to Rome. He was _originaire_ of
Mystic, Connecticut--and he wanted to get as far away from it as
possible. Rome seemed as far as anything on the same planet could
be; and after he'd worried his way through Harvard--with shifts and
shavings that you and I can't imagine--he contrived to get sent to
Switzerland as tutor to a chap who'd failed in his examinations.
With only the Alps between, he wasn't likely to turn back; and he
got another fellow to take his pupil home, and struck out on foot
for the seven hills.
I'm telling you these early details merely to give you a notion of
the man's idealism. There was a cool persistency and a headlong
courage in his dash for Rome that one wouldn't have guessed in the
little pottering chap we used to know. Once on the spot, he got more
tutoring, managed to make himself a name for coaxing balky youths to
take their fences, and was finally able to take up the more
congenial task of expounding "the antiquities" to cultured
travellers. I call it more congenial--but how it must have seared
his soul! Fancy unveiling the sacred scars of Time to ladies who
murmur: "Was this _actually_ the spot--?" while they absently feel
for their hatpins! He used to say that nothing kept him at it but
the exquisite thought of accumulating the _lire_ for his collection.
For the Neave collection, my dear fellow, began early, began almost
with his Roman life, began in a series of little nameless odds and
ends, broken trinkets, torn embroideries, the amputated extremities
of maimed marbles: things that even the rag-picker had pitched away
when he sifted his haul. But they weren't nameless or meaningless to
Neave; his strength lay in his instinct for identifying, putting
together, seeing significant relations. He was a regular Cuvier of
bric-a-brac. And during those early years, when he had time to brood
over trifles and note imperceptible differences, he gradually
sharpened his instinct, and made it into the delicate and
redoubtable instrument it is. Before he had a thousand francs' worth
of _anticaglie_ to his name he began to be known as an expert, and
the big dealers were glad to consult him. But we're getting no
nearer the Daunt Diana...
Well, some fifteen years ago, in London, I ran across Neave at
Christie's. He was the same little man we'd known, effaced,
bleached, indistinct, like a poor "impression"--as unnoticeable as
one of his own early finds, yet, like them, with a _quality_, if one
had an eye for it. He told me he still lived in Rome, and had
contrived, by fierce self-denial, to get a few decent bits
together--"piecemeal, little by little, with fasting and prayer; and
I mean the fasting literally!" he said.
He had run over to London for his annual "look-round"--I fancy one
or another of the big collectors usually paid his journey--and when
we met he was on his way to see the Daunt collection. You know old
Daunt was a surly brute, and the things weren't easily seen; but he
had heard Neave was in London, and had sent--yes, actually
sent!--for him to come and give his opinion on a few bits, including
the Diana. The little man bore himself discreetly, but you can
imagine his pride. In his exultation he asked me to come with
him--"Oh, I've the _grandes et petites entrees_, my dear fellow:
I've made my conditions--" and so it happened that I saw the first
meeting between Humphrey Neave and his fate.
For that collection _was_ his fate: or, one may say, it was embodied
in the Diana who was queen and goddess of the realm. Yes--I shall
always be glad I was with Neave when he had his first look at the
Diana. I see him now, blinking at her through his white lashes, and
stroking his seedy wisp of a moustache to hide a twitch of the
muscles. It was all very quiet, but it was the _coup de foudre_. I
could see that by the way his hands trembled when he turned away and
began to examine the other things. You remember Neave's hands--thin,
sallow, dry, with long inquisitive fingers thrown out like antennae?
Whatever they hold--bronze or lace, hard enamel or brittle
glass--they have an air of conforming themselves to the texture of
the thing, and sucking out of it, by every finger-tip, the
mysterious essence it has secreted. Well, that day, as he moved
about among Daunt's treasures, the Diana followed him everywhere. He
didn't look back at her--he gave himself to the business he was
there for--but whatever he touched, he felt her. And on the
threshold he turned and gave her his first free look--the kind of
look that says: _"You're mine."_
It amused me at the time--the idea of little Neave making eyes at
any of Daunt's belongings. He might as well have coquetted with the
Kohinoor. And the same idea seemed to strike him; for as we turned
away from the big house in Belgravia he glanced up at it and said,
with a bitterness I'd never heard in him: "Good Lord! To think of
that lumpy fool having those things to handle! Did you notice his
stupid stumps of fingers? I suppose he blunted them gouging nuggets
out of the gold fields. And in exchange for the nuggets he gets all
that in a year--only has to hold out his callous palm to have that
great ripe sphere of beauty drop into it! That's my idea of
heaven--to have a great collection drop into one's hand, as success,
or love, or any of the big shining things, drop suddenly on some
men. And I've had to worry along for nearly fifty years, saving and
paring, and haggling and intriguing, to get here a bit and there a
bit--and not one perfection in the lot! It's enough to poison a
The outbreak was so unlike Neave that I remember every word of it:
remember, too, saying in answer: "But, look here, Neave, you
wouldn't take Daunt's hands for yours, I imagine?"
He stared a moment and smiled. "Have all that, and grope my way
through it like a blind cave fish? What a question! But the sense
that it's always the blind fish that live in that kind of aquarium
is what makes anarchists, sir!" He looked back from the corner of
the square, where we had paused while he delivered himself of this
remarkable metaphor. "God, I'd like to throw a bomb at that place,
and be in at the looting!"
And with that, on the way home, he unpacked his grievance--pulled
the bandage off the wound, and showed me the ugly mark it had made
on his little white soul.
It wasn't the struggling, stinting, self-denying that galled him--it
was the inadequacy of the result. It was, in short, the old tragedy
of the discrepancy between a man's wants and his power to gratify
them. Neave's taste was too exquisite for his means--was like some
strange, delicate, capricious animal, that he cherished and pampered
and couldn't satisfy.
"Don't you know those little glittering lizards that die if they're
not fed on some wonderful tropical fly? Well, my taste's like that,
with one important difference--if it doesn't get its fly, it simply
turns and feeds on me. Oh, it doesn't die, my taste--worse luck! It
gets larger and stronger and more fastidious, and takes a bigger
bite of me--that's all."
That was all. Year by year, day by day, he had made himself into
this delicate register of perceptions and sensations--as far above
the ordinary human faculty of appreciation as some scientific
registering instrument is beyond the rough human senses--only to
find that the beauty which alone could satisfy him was
unattainable--that he was never to know the last deep identification
which only possession can give. He had trained himself in short, to
feel, in the rare great thing--such an utterance of beauty as the
Daunt Diana, say--a hundred elements of perfection, a hundred
_reasons why_, imperceptible, inexplicable even, to the average
"artistic" sense; he had reached this point by a long austere
process of discrimination and rejection, the renewed great refusals
of the intelligence which perpetually asks more, which will make no
pact with its self of yesterday, and is never to be beguiled from
its purpose by the wiles of the next-best-thing. Oh, it's a poignant
case, but not a common one; for the next-best-thing usually wins...
You see, the worst of Neave's state was the fact of his not being a
mere collector, even the collector raised to his highest pitch of
efficiency. The whole thing was blent in him with poetry--his
imagination had romanticized the acquisitive instinct, as the
religious feeling of the Middle Ages turned passion into love. And
yet his could never be the abstract enjoyment of the philosopher who
says: "This or that object is really mine because I'm capable of
appreciating it." Neave _wanted_ what he appreciated--wanted it with
his touch and his sight as well as with his imagination.
It was hardly a year afterward that, coming back from a long tour in
India, I picked up a London paper and read the amazing headline:
"Mr. Humphrey Neave buys the Daunt collection"... I rubbed my eyes
and read again. Yes, it could only be our old friend Humphrey. "An
American living in Rome ... one of our most discerning
collectors"; there was no mistaking the description. I clapped on my
hat and bolted out to see the first dealer I could find; and there I
had the incredible details. Neave had come into a fortune--two or
three million dollars, amassed by an uncle who had a corset-factory,
and who had attained wealth as the creator of the Mystic
Super-straight. (Corset-factory sounds odd, by the way, doesn't it?
One had fancied that the corset was a personal, a highly specialized
garment, more or less shaped on the form it was to modify; but,
after all, the Tanagras were all made from two or three moulds--and
so, I suppose, are the ladies who wear the Mystic Super-straight.)
The uncle had a son, and Neave had never dreamed of seeing a penny
of the money; but the son died suddenly, and the father followed,
leaving a codicil that gave everything to our friend. Humphrey had
to go out to "realize" on the corset-factory; and his description of
_that_ ... Well, he came back with his money in his pocket, and
the day he landed old Daunt went to smash. It all fitted in like a
Chinese puzzle. I believe Neave drove straight from Euston to Daunt
House: at any rate, within two months the collection was his, and at
a price that made the trade sit up. Trust old Daunt for that!
I was in Rome the following spring, and you'd better believe I
looked him up. A big porter glared at me from the door of the
Palazzo Neave: I had almost to produce my passport to get in. But
that wasn't Neave's fault--the poor fellow was so beset by people
clamouring to see his collection that he had to barricade himself,
literally. When I had mounted the state _Scalone_, and come on him,
at the end of half a dozen echoing saloons, in the farthest,
smallest _reduit_ of the vast suite, I received the same welcome
that he used to give us in his little den over the wine shop.
"Well--so you've got her?" I said. For I'd caught sight of the Diana
in passing, against the bluish blur of an old _verdure_--just the
background for her poised loveliness. Only I rather wondered why she
wasn't in the room where he sat.
He smiled. "Yes, I've got her," he returned, more calmly than I had
"And all the rest of the loot?"
"Yes. I had to buy the lump."
"Had to? But you wanted to, didn't you? You used to say it was your
idea of heaven--to stretch out your hand and have a great ripe
sphere of beauty drop into it. I'm quoting your own words, by the
Neave blinked and stroked his seedy moustache. "Oh, yes. I remember
the phrase. It's true--it _is_ the last luxury." He paused, as if
seeking a pretext for his lack of warmth. "The thing that bothered
me was having to move. I couldn't cram all the stuff into my old
"Well, I should say not! This is rather a better setting."
He got up. "Come and take a look round. I want to show you two or
three things--new attributions I've made. I'm doing the catalogue
The interest of showing me the things seemed to dispel the vague
apathy I had felt in him. He grew keen again in detailing his
redistribution of values, and above all in convicting old Daunt and
his advisers of their repeated aberrations of judgment. "The miracle
is that he should have got such things, knowing as little as he did
what he was getting. And the egregious asses who bought for him were
no better, were worse in fact, since they had all sorts of
humbugging wrong reasons for admiring what old Daunt simply coveted
because it belonged to some other rich man."
Never had Neave had so wondrous a field for the exercise of his
perfected faculty; and I saw then how in the real, the great
collector's appreciations the keenest scientific perception is
suffused with imaginative sensibility, and how it's to the latter
undefinable quality that in the last resort he trusts himself.
Nevertheless, I still felt the shadow of that hovering apathy, and
he knew I felt it, and was always breaking off to give me reasons
for it. For one thing, he wasn't used to his new quarters--hated
their bigness and formality; then the requests to show his things
drove him mad. "The women--oh, the women!" he wailed, and
interrupted himself to describe a heavy-footed German Princess who
had marched past his treasures as if she were inspecting a cavalry
regiment, applying an unmodulated _Mugneeficent_ to everything from
the engraved gems to the Hercules torso.
"Not that she was half as bad as the other kind," he added, as if
with a last effort at optimism. "The kind who discriminate and say:
'I'm not sure if it's Botticelli or Cellini I mean, but _one of that
school_, at any rate.' And the worst of all are the ones who
know--up to a certain point: have the schools, and the dates and the
jargon pat, and yet wouldn't know a Phidias if it stood where they
hadn't expected it."
He had all my sympathy, poor Neave; yet these were trials
inseparable from the collector's lot, and not always without their
secret compensations. Certainly they did not wholly explain my
friend's attitude; and for a moment I wondered if it were due to
some strange disillusionment as to the quality of his treasures. But
no! the Daunt collection was almost above criticism; and as we
passed from one object to another I saw there was no mistaking the
genuineness of Neave's pride in his possessions. The ripe sphere of
beauty was his, and he had found no flaw in it as yet...
A year later came the amazing announcement--the Daunt collection was
for sale. At first we all supposed it was a case of weeding out
(though how old Daunt would have raged at the thought of anybody's
weeding _his_ collection!) But no--the catalogue corrected that
idea. Every stick and stone was to go under the hammer. The news ran
like wildfire from Rome to Berlin, from Paris to London and New
York. Was Neave ruined, then? Wrong again--the dealers nosed that
out in no time. He was simply selling because he chose to sell; and
in due time the things came up at Christie's.
But you may be sure the trade had found an answer to the riddle; and
the answer was that, on close inspection, Neave had found the
collection less impeccable than he had supposed. It was a
preposterous answer--but then there was no other. Neave, by this
time, was pretty generally recognized as having the subtlest _flair_
of any collector in Europe, and if he didn't choose to keep the
Daunt collection it could be only because he had reason to think he
could do better.
In a flash this report had gone the rounds and the buyers were on
their guard. I had run over to London to see the thing through, and
it was the queerest sale I ever was at. Some of the things held
their own, but a lot--and a few of the best among them--went for
half their value. You see, they'd been locked up in old Daunt's
house for nearly twenty years, and hardly shown to any one, so that
the whole younger generation of dealers and collectors knew of them
only by hearsay. Then you know the effect of suggestion in such
cases. The undefinable sense we were speaking of is a ticklish
instrument, easily thrown out of gear by a sudden fall of
temperature; and the sharpest experts grow shy and self-distrustful
when the cold current of depreciation touches them. The sale was a
slaughter--and when I saw the Daunt Diana fall at the wink of a
little third-rate _brocanteur_ from Vienna I turned sick at the
folly of my kind.
For my part, I had never believed that Neave had sold the collection
because he'd "found it out"; and within a year my incredulity was
justified. As soon as the things were put in circulation they were
known for the marvels they are. There was hardly a poor bit in the
lot; and my wonder grew at Neave's madness. All over Europe, dealers
began to be fighting for the spoils; and all kinds of stuff were
palmed off on the unsuspecting as fragments of the Daunt collection!
Meanwhile, what was Neave doing? For a long time I didn't hear, and
chance kept me from returning to Rome. But one day, in Paris, I ran
across a dealer who had captured for a song one of the best
Florentine bronzes in the Daunt collection--a marvellous _plaquette_
of Donatello's. I asked him what had become of it, and he said with
a grin: "I sold it the other day," naming a price that staggered me.
"Ye gods! Who paid you that for it?"
His grin broadened, and he answered: "Neave."
"_ Neave?_ Humphrey Neave?"
"Didn't you know he was buying back his things?"
"He is, though. Not in his own name--but he's doing it."
And he _was_, do you know--and at prices that would have made a sane
man shudder! A few weeks later I ran across his tracks in London,
where he was trying to get hold of a Penicaud enamel--another of his
scattered treasures. Then I hunted him down at his hotel, and had it
out with him.
"Look here, Neave, what are you up to?"
He wouldn't tell me at first: stared and laughed and denied. But I
took him off to dine, and after dinner, while we smoked, I happened
to mention casually that I had a pull over the man who had the
Penicaud--and at that he broke down and confessed.
"Yes, I'm buying them back, Finney--it's true." He laughed
nervously, twitching his moustache. And then he let me have the
"You know how I'd hungered and thirsted for the _real thing_--you
quoted my own phrase to me once, about the 'ripe sphere of beauty.'
So when I got my money, and Daunt lost his, almost at the same
moment, I saw the hand of Providence in it. I knew that, even if I'd
been younger, and had more time, I could never hope, nowadays, to
form such a collection as _that_. There was the ripe sphere, within
reach; and I took it. But when I got it, and began to live with it,
I found out my mistake. It was a _mariage de convenance_--there'd
been no wooing, no winning. Each of my little old bits--the rubbish
I chucked out to make room for Daunt's glories--had its own personal
history, the drama of my relation to it, of the discovery, the
struggle, the capture, the first divine moment of possession. There
was a romantic secret between us. And then I had absorbed its
beauties one by one, they had become a part of my imagination, they
held me by a hundred threads of far-reaching association. And
suddenly I had expected to create this kind of intense personal tie
between myself and a roomful of new cold alien presences--things
staring at me vacantly from the depths of unknown pasts! Can you
fancy a more preposterous hope? Why, my other things, my _own_
things, had wooed me as passionately as I wooed them: there was a
certain little bronze, a little Venus Callipyge, who had drawn me,
drawn me, drawn me, imploring me to rescue her from her unspeakable
surroundings in a vulgar bric-a-brac shop at Biarritz, where she
shrank out of sight among sham Sevres and Dutch silver, as one has
seen certain women--rare, shy, exquisite--made almost invisible by
the vulgar splendours surrounding them. Well! that little Venus, who
was just a specious seventeenth century attempt at the 'antique,'
but who had penetrated me with her pleading grace, touched me by the
easily guessed story of her obscure, anonymous origin, was more to
me imaginatively--yes! more than the cold bought beauty of the Daunt
"The Daunt Diana!" I broke in. "Hold up, Neave--_the Daunt Diana?_"
He smiled contemptuously. "A professional beauty, my dear
fellow--expected every head to be turned when she came into a room."
"Oh, Neave," I groaned.
"Yes, I know. You're thinking of what we felt that day we first saw
her in London. Many a poor devil has sold his soul as the result of
such a first sight! Well, I sold _her_ instead. Do you want the
truth about her? _Elle etait bete a pleurer._"
He laughed, and stood up with a little shrug of disenchantment.
"And so you're impenitent?" I paused. "And yet you're buying some of
the things back?"
Neave laughed again, ironically. "I knew you'd find me out and call
me to account. Well, yes: I'm buying back." He stood before me half
sheepish, half defiant. "I'm buying back because there's nothing
else as good in the market. And because I've a queer feeling that,
this time, they'll be _mine_. But I'm ruining myself at the game!"
It was true: Neave was ruining himself. And he's gone on ruining
himself ever since, till now the job's nearly done. Bit by bit, year
by year, he has gathered in his scattered treasures, at higher
prices than the dealers ever dreamed of getting. There are fabulous
details in the story of his quest. Now and then I ran across him,
and was able to help him recover a fragment; and it was wonderful to
see his delight in the moment of reunion. Finally, about two years
ago, we met in Paris, and he told me he had got back all the
important pieces except the Diana.
"The Diana? But you told me you didn't care for her."
"Didn't care?" He leaned across the restaurant table that divided
us. "Well, no, in a sense I didn't. I wanted her to want me, you
see; and she didn't then! Whereas now she's crying to me to come to
her. You know where she is?" he broke off.
Yes, I knew: in the centre of Mrs. Willy P. Goldmark's yellow and
gold drawing-room, under a thousand-candle-power chandelier, with
reflectors aimed at her from every point of the compass. I had seen
her wincing and shivering there in her outraged nudity at one of the
"But you can't get her, Neave," I objected.
"No, I can't get her," he said.
Well, last month I was in Rome, for the first time in six or seven
years, and of course I looked about for Neave. The Palazzo Neave was
let to some rich Russians, and the splendid new porter didn't know
where the proprietor lived. But I got on his trail easily enough,
and it led me to a strange old place in the Trastevere, an ancient
crevassed black palace turned tenement house, and fluttering with
pauper clothes-lines. I found Neave under the leads, in two or three
cold rooms that smelt of the _cuisine_ of all his neighbours: a poor
shrunken little figure, seedier and shabbier than ever, yet more
alive than when we had made the tour of his collection in the
The collection was around him again, not displayed in tall cabinets
and on marble tables, but huddled on shelves, perched on chairs,
crammed in corners, putting the gleam of bronze, the opalescence of
old glass, the pale lustre of marble, into all the angles of his low
dim rooms. There they were, the proud presences that had stared at
him down the vistas of Daunt House, and shone in cold transplanted
beauty under his own painted cornices: there they were, gathered in
humble promiscuity about his bent shabby figure, like superb wild
creatures tamed to become the familiars of some harmless old wizard.
As we went from bit to bit, as he lifted one piece after another,
and held it to the light of his low windows, I saw in his hands the
same tremor of sensation that I had noticed when he first examined
the same objects at Daunt House. All his life was in his
finger-tips, and it seemed to communicate life to the exquisite
things he touched. But you'll think me infected by his mysticism if
I tell you they gained new beauty while he held them...
We went the rounds slowly and reverently; and then, when I supposed
our inspection was over, and was turning to take my leave, he opened
a door I had not noticed, and showed me into a slit of a room
beyond. It was a mere monastic cell, scarcely large enough for his
narrow iron bed and the chest which probably held his few clothes;
but there, in a niche of the bare wall, facing the foot of the
bed--there stood the Daunt Diana.
I gasped at the sight and turned to him; and he looked back at me
"In the name of magic, Neave, how did you do it?"
He smiled as if from the depths of some secret rapture. "Call it
magic, if you like; but I ruined myself doing it," he said.
I stared at him in silence, breathless with the madness and the
wonder of it; and suddenly, red to the ears, he flung out his boyish
confession. "I lied to you that day in London--the day I said I
didn't care for her. I always cared--always worshipped--always
wanted her. But she wasn't mine then, and I knew it, and she knew it ...
and now at last we understand each other." He looked at me
shyly, and then glanced about the bare cold cell. "The setting isn't
worthy of her, I know; she was meant for glories I can't give her;
but beautiful things, my dear Finney, like beautiful spirits, live
in houses not made with hands..."
His face shone with extraordinary sweetness as he spoke; and I saw
he'd got hold of the secret we're all after. No, the setting isn't
worthy of her, if you like. The rooms are as shabby and mean as
those we used to see him in years ago over the wine shop. I'm not
sure they're not shabbier and meaner. But she rules there at last,
she shines and hovers there above him, and there at night, I doubt
not, steals down from her cloud to give him the Latmian kiss.