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Chapter 11


A night of quiet and repose in the profound silence of Dingley
Dell, and an hour's breathing of its fresh and fragrant air
on the ensuing morning, completely recovered Mr. Pickwick
from the effects of his late fatigue of body and anxiety of mind.
That illustrious man had been separated from his friends and
fol lowers for two whole days; and it was with a degree of pleasure
and delight, which no common imagination can adequately
conceive, that he stepped forward to greet Mr. Winkle and Mr.
Snodgrass, as he encountered those gentlemen on his return from
his early walk.  The pleasure was mutual; for who could ever gaze
on Mr. Pickwick's beaming face without experiencing the
sensation?  But still a cloud seemed to hang over his companions
which that great man could not but be sensible of, and was wholly
at a loss to account for.  There was a mysterious air about them
both, as unusual as it was alarming.

'And how,' said Mr. Pickwick, when he had grasped his
followers by the hand, and exchanged warm salutations of
welcome--'how is Tupman?'

Mr. Winkle, to whom the question was more peculiarly
addressed, made no reply.  He turned away his head, and appeared
absorbed in melancholy reflection.

'Snodgrass,' said Mr. Pickwick earnestly, 'how is our friend--
he is not ill?'

'No,' replied Mr. Snodgrass; and a tear trembled on his
sentimental eyelid, like a rain-drop on a window-frame-'no; he
is not ill.'

Mr. Pickwick stopped, and gazed on each of his friends in turn.

'Winkle--Snodgrass,' said Mr. Pickwick; 'what does this
mean?  Where is our friend?  What has happened?  Speak--I
conjure, I entreat--nay, I command you, speak.'

There was a solemnity--a dignity--in Mr. Pickwick's manner,
not to be withstood.

'He is gone,' said Mr. Snodgrass.

'Gone!' exclaimed Mr. Pickwick.  'Gone!'

'Gone,' repeated Mr. Snodgrass.

'Where!' ejaculated Mr. Pickwick.

'We can only guess, from that communication,' replied Mr.
Snodgrass, taking a letter from his pocket, and placing it in his
friend's hand.  'Yesterday morning, when a letter was received
from Mr. Wardle, stating that you would be home with his sister
at night, the melancholy which had hung over our friend during
the whole of the previous day, was observed to increase.  He
shortly afterwards disappeared: he was missing during the whole
day, and in the evening this letter was brought by the hostler
from the Crown, at Muggleton.  It had been left in his charge in
the morning, with a strict injunction that it should not be
delivered until night.'

Mr. Pickwick opened the epistle.  It was in his friend's hand-
writing, and these were its contents:--

'MY DEAR PICKWICK,--YOU, my dear friend, are placed far
beyond the reach of many mortal frailties and weaknesses which
ordinary people cannot overcome.  You do not know what it
is, at one blow, to be deserted by a lovely and fascinating
creature, and to fall a victim to the artifices of a villain, who had
the grin of cunning beneath the mask of friendship.  I hope you
never may.

'Any letter addressed to me at the Leather Bottle, Cobham,
Kent, will be forwarded--supposing I still exist.  I hasten from
the sight of that world, which has become odious to me.  Should
I hasten from it altogether, pity--forgive me.  Life, my dear
Pickwick, has become insupportable to me.  The spirit which
burns within us, is a porter's knot, on which to rest the heavy
load of worldly cares and troubles; and when that spirit fails us,
the burden is too heavy to be borne.  We sink beneath it.  You
may tell Rachael--Ah, that name!--
                                        'TRACY TupmAN.'

'We must leave this place directly,' said Mr. Pickwick, as he
refolded the note.  'It would not have been decent for us to
remain here, under any circumstances, after what has happened;
and now we are bound to follow in search of our friend.'  And
so saying, he led the way to the house.

His intention was rapidly communicated.  The entreaties to
remain were pressing, but Mr. Pickwick was inflexible.  Business,
he said, required his immediate attendance.

The old clergyman was present.

'You are not really going?' said he, taking Mr. Pickwick aside.

Mr. Pickwick reiterated his former determination.

'Then here,' said the old gentleman, 'is a little manuscript,
which I had hoped to have the pleasure of reading to you myself.
I found it on the death of a friend of mine--a medical man,
engaged in our county lunatic asylum--among a variety of
papers, which I had the option of destroying or preserving, as I
thought proper.  I can hardly believe that the manuscript is
genuine, though it certainly is not in my friend's hand.  However,
whether it be the genuine production of a maniac, or founded
upon the ravings of some unhappy being (which I think more
probable), read it, and judge for yourself.'

Mr. Pickwick received the manuscript, and parted from the
benevolent old gentleman with many expressions of good-will
and esteem.

It was a more difficult task to take leave of the inmates of
Manor Farm, from whom they had received so much hospitality
and kindness.  Mr. Pickwick kissed the young ladies--we were
going to say, as if they were his own daughters, only, as he might
possibly have infused a little more warmth into the salutation, the
comparison would not be quite appropriate--hugged the old lady
with filial cordiality; and patted the rosy cheeks of the female
servants in a most patriarchal manner, as he slipped into the
hands of each some more substantial expression of his approval.
The exchange of cordialities with their fine old host and Mr.
Trundle was even more hearty and prolonged; and it was not
until Mr. Snodgrass had been several times called for, and at last
emerged from a dark passage followed soon after by Emily
(whose bright eyes looked unusually dim), that the three friends
were enabled to tear themselves from their friendly entertainers.
Many a backward look they gave at the farm, as they walked
slowly away; and many a kiss did Mr. Snodgrass waft in the air,
in acknowledgment of something very like a lady's handkerchief,
which was waved from one of the upper windows, until a turn of
the lane hid the old house from their sight.

At Muggleton they procured a conveyance to Rochester.  By
the time they reached the last-named place, the violence of their
grief had sufficiently abated to admit of their making a very
excellent early dinner; and having procured the necessary information
relative to the road, the three friends set forward again in
the afternoon to walk to Cobham.

A delightful walk it was; for it was a pleasant afternoon in
June, and their way lay through a deep and shady wood, cooled
by the light wind which gently rustled the thick foliage, and
enlivened by the songs of the birds that perched upon the boughs.
The ivy and the moss crept in thick clusters over the old trees,
and the soft green turf overspread the ground like a silken
mat.  They emerged upon an open park, with an ancient hall,
displaying the quaint and picturesque architecture of Elizabeth's
time.  Long vistas of stately oaks and elm trees appeared on
every side; large herds of deer were cropping the fresh grass;
and occasionally a startled hare scoured along the ground,
with the speed of the shadows thrown by the light clouds
which swept across a sunny landscape like a passing breath of summer.

'If this,' said Mr. Pickwick, looking about him--'if this were
the place to which all who are troubled with our friend's complaint
came, I fancy their old attachment to this world would very
soon return.'

'I think so too,' said Mr. Winkle.

'And really,' added Mr. Pickwick, after half an hour's walking
had brought them to the village, 'really, for a misanthrope's
choice, this is one of the prettiest and most desirable places of
residence I ever met with.'

In this opinion also, both Mr. Winkle and Mr. Snodgrass
expressed their concurrence; and having been directed to the
Leather Bottle, a clean and commodious village ale-house, the
three travellers entered, and at once inquired for a gentleman of
the name of Tupman.

'Show the gentlemen into the parlour, Tom,' said the landlady.

A stout country lad opened a door at the end of the passage,
and the three friends entered a long, low-roofed room, furnished
with a large number of high-backed leather-cushioned chairs, of
fantastic shapes, and embellished with a great variety of old
portraits and roughly-coloured prints of some antiquity.  At the
upper end of the room was a table, with a white cloth upon it,
well covered with a roast fowl, bacon, ale, and et ceteras; and at
the table sat Mr. Tupman, looking as unlike a man who had
taken his leave of the world, as possible.

On the entrance of his friends, that gentleman laid down his
knife and fork, and with a mournful air advanced to meet them.

'I did not expect to see you here,' he said, as he grasped Mr.
Pickwick's hand.  'It's very kind.'

'Ah!' said Mr. Pickwick, sitting down, and wiping from his
forehead the perspiration which the walk had engendered.  'Finish
your dinner, and walk out with me.  I wish to speak to you alone.'

Mr. Tupman did as he was desired; and Mr. Pickwick having refreshed
himself with a copious draught of ale, waited his friend's leisure.
The dinner was quickly despatched, and they walked out together.

For half an hour, their forms might have been seen pacing the
churchyard to and fro, while Mr. Pickwick was engaged in
combating his companion's resolution.  Any repetition of his
arguments would be useless; for what language could convey to
them that energy and force which their great originator's manner
communicated?  Whether Mr. Tupman was already tired of
retirement, or whether he was wholly unable to resist the eloquent
appeal which was made to him, matters not, he did NOT resist it
at last.

'It mattered little to him,' he said, 'where he dragged out the
miserable remainder of his days; and since his friend laid so
much stress upon his humble companionship, he was willing to
share his adventures.'

Mr. Pickwick smiled; they shook hands, and walked back to
rejoin their companions.

It was at this moment that Mr. Pickwick made that immortal
discovery, which has been the pride and boast of his friends, and
the envy of every antiquarian in this or any other country.  They
had passed the door of their inn, and walked a little way down
the village, before they recollected the precise spot in which it
stood.  As they turned back, Mr. Pickwick's eye fell upon a small
broken stone, partially buried in the ground, in front of a cottage
door.  He paused.

'This is very strange,' said Mr. Pickwick.

'What is strange?' inquired Mr. Tupman, staring eagerly at
every object near him, but the right one.  'God bless me, what's
the matter?'

This last was an ejaculation of irrepressible astonishment,
occasioned by seeing Mr. Pickwick, in his enthusiasm for
discovery, fall on his knees before the little stone, and commence
wiping the dust off it with his pocket-handkerchief.

'There is an inscription here,' said Mr. Pickwick.

'Is it possible?' said Mr. Tupman.

'I can discern,'continued Mr. Pickwick, rubbing away with all
his might, and gazing intently through his spectacles--'I can
discern a cross, and a 13, and then a T.  This is important,'
continued Mr. Pickwick, starting up.  'This is some very old
inscription, existing perhaps long before the ancient alms-houses
in this place.  It must not be lost.'

He tapped at the cottage door.  A labouring man opened it.

'Do you know how this stone came here, my friend?' inquired
the benevolent Mr. Pickwick.

'No, I doan't, Sir,' replied the man civilly.  'It was here long
afore I was born, or any on us.'

Mr. Pickwick glanced triumphantly at his companion.

'You--you--are not particularly attached to it, I dare say,'
said Mr. Pickwick, trembling with anxiety.  'You wouldn't mind
selling it, now?'

'Ah! but who'd buy it?' inquired the man, with an expression
of face which he probably meant to be very cunning.

'I'll give you ten shillings for it, at once,' said Mr. Pickwick,
'if you would take it up for me.'

The astonishment of the village may be easily imagined, when
(the little stone having been raised with one wrench of a spade)
Mr. Pickwick, by dint of great personal exertion, bore it with his
own hands to the inn, and after having carefully washed it,
deposited it on the table.

The exultation and joy of the Pickwickians knew no bounds,
when their patience and assiduity, their washing and scraping,
were crowned with success.  The stone was uneven and broken,
and the letters were straggling and irregular, but the following
fragment of an inscription was clearly to be deciphered:--

          [cross]   B I L S T
                  u m
                   P S H I
                    S. M.

Mr. Pickwick's eyes sparkled with delight, as he sat and
gloated over the treasure he had discovered.  He had attained one
of the greatest objects of his ambition.  In a county known to
abound in the remains of the early ages; in a village in which
there still existed some memorials of the olden time, he--he, the
chairman of the Pickwick Club--had discovered a strange and
curious inscription of unquestionable antiquity, which had
wholly escaped the observation of the many learned men who had
preceded him.  He could hardly trust the evidence of his senses.

'This--this,' said he, 'determines me.  We return to town to-morrow.'

'To-morrow!' exclaimed his admiring followers.

'To-morrow,' said Mr. Pickwick.  'This treasure must be at once
deposited where it can be thoroughly investigated and properly
understood.  I have another reason for this step.  In a few days,
an election is to take place for the borough of Eatanswill, at
which Mr. Perker, a gentleman whom I lately met, is the agent of
one of the candidates.  We will behold, and minutely examine, a
scene so interesting to every Englishman.'

'We will,' was the animated cry of three voices.

Mr. Pickwick looked round him.  The attachment and fervour
of his followers lighted up a glow of enthusiasm within him.  He
was their leader, and he felt it.

'Let us celebrate this happy meeting with a convivial glass,' said
he.  This proposition, like the other, was received with unanimous
applause.  Having himself deposited the important stone in a small
deal box, purchased from the landlady for the purpose, he
placed himself in an arm-chair, at the head of the table; and the
evening was devoted to festivity and conversation.

It was past eleven o'clock--a late hour for the little village of
Cobham--when Mr. Pickwick retired to the bedroom which had
been prepared for his reception.  He threw open the lattice
window, and setting his light upon the table, fell into a train of
meditation on the hurried events of the two preceding days.

The hour and the place were both favourable to contemplation;
Mr. Pickwick was roused by the church clock striking
twelve.  The first stroke of the hour sounded solemnly in his ear,
but when the bell ceased the stillness seemed insupportable--he
almost felt as if he had lost a companion.  He was nervous and
excited; and hastily undressing himself and placing his light in
the chimney, got into bed.

Every one has experienced that disagreeable state of mind, in
which a sensation of bodily weariness in vain contends against an
inability to sleep.  It was Mr. Pickwick's condition at this
moment: he tossed first on one side and then on the other; and
perseveringly closed his eyes as if to coax himself to slumber.  It
was of no use.  Whether it was the unwonted exertion he had
undergone, or the heat, or the brandy-and-water, or the strange
bed--whatever it was, his thoughts kept reverting very
uncomfortably to the grim pictures downstairs, and the old stories
to which they had given rise in the course of the evening.  After
half an hour's tumbling about, he came to the unsatisfactory
conclusion, that it was of no use trying to sleep; so he got up and
partially dressed himself.  Anything, he thought, was better than
lying there fancying all kinds of horrors.  He looked out of the
window--it was very dark.  He walked about the room--it was
very lonely.

He had taken a few turns from the door to the window, and
from the window to the door, when the clergyman's manuscript
for the first time entered his head.  It was a good thought.  if it
failed to interest him, it might send him to sleep.  He took it from
his coat pocket, and drawing a small table towards his bedside,
trimmed the light, put on his spectacles, and composed himself
to read.  It was a strange handwriting, and the paper was much
soiled and blotted.  The title gave him a sudden start, too; and he
could not avoid casting a wistful glance round the room.
Reflecting on the absurdity of giving way to such feelings,
however, he trimmed the light again, and read as follows:--


'Yes!--a madman's!  How that word would have struck to my
heart, many years ago!  How it would have roused the terror that
used to come upon me sometimes, sending the blood hissing and
tingling through my veins, till the cold dew of fear stood in large
drops upon my skin, and my knees knocked together with
fright!  I like it now though.  It's a fine name.  Show me the
monarch whose angry frown was ever feared like the glare of a
madman's eye--whose cord and axe were ever half so sure as
a madman's gripe.  Ho! ho!  It's a grand thing to be mad! to be
peeped at like a wild lion through the iron bars--to gnash one's
teeth and howl, through the long still night, to the merry ring of
a heavy chain and to roll and twine among the straw, transported
with such brave music.  Hurrah for the madhouse!  Oh, it's
a rare place!

'I remember days when I was afraid of being mad; when I used
to start from my sleep, and fall upon my knees, and pray to be
spared from the curse of my race; when I rushed from the sight of
merriment or happiness, to hide myself in some lonely place, and
spend the weary hours in watching the progress of the fever that
was to consume my brain.  I knew that madness was mixed up
with my very blood, and the marrow of my bones! that one
generation had passed away without the pestilence appearing
among them, and that I was the first in whom it would revive.  I
knew it must be so: that so it always had been, and so it ever
would be: and when I cowered in some obscure corner of a
crowded room, and saw men whisper, and point, and turn their
eyes towards me, I knew they were telling each other of the
doomed madman; and I slunk away again to mope in solitude.

'I did this for years; long, long years they were.  The nights here
are long sometimes--very long; but they are nothing to the
restless nights, and dreadful dreams I had at that time.  It makes
me cold to remember them.  Large dusky forms with sly and
jeering faces crouched in the corners of the room, and bent over
my bed at night, tempting me to madness.  They told me in low
whispers, that the floor of the old house in which my father died,
was stained with his own blood, shed by his own hand in raging
madness.  I drove my fingers into my ears, but they screamed into
my head till the room rang with it, that in one generation before
him the madness slumbered, but that his grandfather had lived
for years with his hands fettered to the ground, to prevent his
tearing himself to pieces.  I knew they told the truth--I knew it
well.  I had found it out years before, though they had tried to
keep it from me.  Ha! ha!  I was too cunning for them, madman
as they thought me.

'At last it came upon me, and I wondered how I could ever
have feared it.  I could go into the world now, and laugh and
shout with the best among them.  I knew I was mad, but they did
not even suspect it.  How I used to hug myself with delight, when
I thought of the fine trick I was playing them after their old
pointing and leering, when I was not mad, but only dreading that
I might one day become so!  And how I used to laugh for joy,
when I was alone, and thought how well I kept my secret, and
how quickly my kind friends would have fallen from me, if they
had known the truth.  I could have screamed with ecstasy when I
dined alone with some fine roaring fellow, to think how pale he
would have turned, and how fast he would have run, if he had
known that the dear friend who sat close to him, sharpening a
bright, glittering knife, was a madman with all the power, and
half the will, to plunge it in his heart.  Oh, it was a merry life!

'Riches became mine, wealth poured in upon me, and I rioted
in pleasures enhanced a thousandfold to me by the consciousness
of my well-kept secret.  I inherited an estate.  The law--the eagle-
eyed law itself--had been deceived, and had handed over disputed
thousands to a madman's hands.  Where was the wit of the sharp-
sighted men of sound mind?  Where the dexterity of the lawyers,
eager to discover a flaw?  The madman's cunning had overreached
them all.

'I had money.  How I was courted!  I spent it profusely.  How I
was praised!  How those three proud, overbearing brothers
humbled themselves before me!  The old, white-headed father,
too--such deference--such respect--such devoted friendship--
he worshipped me!  The old man had a daughter, and the young
men a sister; and all the five were poor.  I was rich; and when I
married the girl, I saw a smile of triumph play upon the faces of
her needy relatives, as they thought of their well-planned scheme,
and their fine prize.  It was for me to smile.  To smile!  To laugh
outright, and tear my hair, and roll upon the ground with shrieks
of merriment.  They little thought they had married her to a madman.

'Stay.  If they had known it, would they have saved her?  A
sister's happiness against her husband's gold.  The lightest feather
I blow into the air, against the gay chain that ornaments my body!

'In one thing I was deceived with all my cunning.  If I had not
been mad--for though we madmen are sharp-witted enough, we
get bewildered sometimes--I should have known that the girl
would rather have been placed, stiff and cold in a dull leaden
coffin, than borne an envied bride to my rich, glittering house.  I
should have known that her heart was with the dark-eyed boy
whose name I once heard her breathe in her troubled sleep; and
that she had been sacrificed to me, to relieve the poverty of the
old, white-headed man and the haughty brothers.

'I don't remember forms or faces now, but I know the girl was
beautiful.  I know she was; for in the bright moonlight nights,
when I start up from my sleep, and all is quiet about me, I see,
standing still and motionless in one corner of this cell, a slight
and wasted figure with long black hair, which, streaming down
her back, stirs with no earthly wind, and eyes that fix their gaze
on me, and never wink or close.  Hush! the blood chills at my
heart as I write it down--that form is HERS; the face is very pale,
and the eyes are glassy bright; but I know them well.  That figure
never moves; it never frowns and mouths as others do, that fill
this place sometimes; but it is much more dreadful to me, even
than the spirits that tempted me many years ago--it comes fresh
from the grave; and is so very death-like.

'For nearly a year I saw that face grow paler; for nearly a year
I saw the tears steal down the mournful cheeks, and never knew
the cause.  I found it out at last though.  They could not keep it
from me long.  She had never liked me; I had never thought she
did: she despised my wealth, and hated the splendour in which
she lived; but I had not expected that.  She loved another.  This I
had never thought of.  Strange feelings came over me, and
thoughts, forced upon me by some secret power, whirled round
and round my brain.  I did not hate her, though I hated the boy
she still wept for.  I pitied--yes, I pitied--the wretched life to
which her cold and selfish relations had doomed her.  I knew that
she could not live long; but the thought that before her death she
might give birth to some ill-fated being, destined to hand down
madness to its offspring, determined me.  I resolved to kill her.

'For many weeks I thought of poison, and then of drowning,
and then of fire.  A fine sight, the grand house in flames, and the
madman's wife smouldering away to cinders.  Think of the jest of
a large reward, too, and of some sane man swinging in the wind
for a deed he never did, and all through a madman's cunning!
I thought often of this, but I gave it up at last.  Oh! the pleasure
of stropping the razor day after day, feeling the sharp edge, and
thinking of the gash one stroke of its thin, bright edge would make!
'At last the old spirits who had been with me so often before
whispered in my ear that the time was come, and thrust the open
razor into my hand.  I grasped it firmly, rose softly from the bed,
and leaned over my sleeping wife.  Her face was buried in her
hands.  I withdrew them softly, and they fell listlessly on her
bosom.  She had been weeping; for the traces of the tears were
still wet upon her cheek.  Her face was calm and placid; and even
as I looked upon it, a tranquil smile lighted up her pale features.
I laid my hand softly on her shoulder.  She started--it was only a
passing dream.  I leaned forward again.  She screamed, and woke.

'One motion of my hand, and she would never again have
uttered cry or sound.  But I was startled, and drew back.  Her eyes
were fixed on mine.  I knew not how it was, but they cowed and
frightened me; and I quailed beneath them.  She rose from the bed,
still gazing fixedly and steadily on me.  I trembled; the razor was
in my hand, but I could not move.  She made towards the door.
As she neared it, she turned, and withdrew her eyes from my face.
The spell was broken.  I bounded forward, and clutched her by
the arm.  Uttering shriek upon shriek, she sank upon the ground.

'Now I could have killed her without a struggle; but the house
was alarmed.  I heard the tread of footsteps on the stairs.  I
replaced the razor in its usual drawer, unfastened the door, and
called loudly for assistance.

'They came, and raised her, and placed her on the bed.  She lay bereft
of animation for hours; and when life, look, and speech returned,
her senses had deserted her, and she raved wildly and furiously.

'Doctors were called in--great men who rolled up to my door
in easy carriages, with fine horses and gaudy servants.  They were
at her bedside for weeks.  They had a great meeting and consulted
together in low and solemn voices in another room.  One, the
cleverest and most celebrated among them, took me aside, and
bidding me prepare for the worst, told me--me, the madman!--
that my wife was mad.  He stood close beside me at an open
window, his eyes looking in my face, and his hand laid upon my
arm.  With one effort, I could have hurled him into the street
beneath.  It would have been rare sport to have done it; but my
secret was at stake, and I let him go.  A few days after, they told
me I must place her under some restraint: I must provide a
keeper for her.  I!  I went into the open fields where none could
hear me, and laughed till the air resounded with my shouts!

'She died next day.  The white-headed old man followed her to
the grave, and the proud brothers dropped a tear over the
insensible corpse of her whose sufferings they had regarded in her
lifetime with muscles of iron.  All this was food for my secret
mirth, and I laughed behind the white handkerchief which I held
up to my face, as we rode home, till the tears Came into my eyes.

'But though I had carried my object and killed her, I was
restless and disturbed, and I felt that before long my secret must
be known.  I could not hide the wild mirth and joy which boiled
within me, and made me when I was alone, at home, jump up and
beat my hands together, and dance round and round, and roar
aloud.  When I went out, and saw the busy crowds hurrying
about the streets; or to the theatre, and heard the sound of
music, and beheld the people dancing, I felt such glee, that I
could have rushed among them, and torn them to pieces limb
from limb, and howled in transport.  But I ground my teeth, and
struck my feet upon the floor, and drove my sharp nails into my
hands.  I kept it down; and no one knew I was a madman yet.

'I remember--though it's one of the last things I can remember:
for now I mix up realities with my dreams, and having so much
to do, and being always hurried here, have no time to separate
the two, from some strange confusion in which they get involved
--I remember how I let it out at last.  Ha! ha!  I think I see their
frightened looks now, and feel the ease with which I flung them
from me, and dashed my clenched fist into their white faces, and
then flew like the wind, and left them screaming and shouting
far behind.  The strength of a giant comes upon me when I think
of it.  There--see how this iron bar bends beneath my furious
wrench.  I could snap it like a twig, only there are long galleries
here with many doors--I don't think I could find my way along
them; and even if I could, I know there are iron gates below
which they keep locked and barred.  They know what a clever
madman I have been, and they are proud to have me here, to show.

'Let me see: yes, I had been out.  It was late at night when I
reached home, and found the proudest of the three proud
brothers waiting to see me--urgent business he said: I recollect
it well.  I hated that man with all a madman's hate.  Many and
many a time had my fingers longed to tear him.  They told me he
was there.  I ran swiftly upstairs.  He had a word to say to me.  I
dismissed the servants.  It was late, and we were alone together--
for the first time.

'I kept my eyes carefully from him at first, for I knew what he
little thought--and I gloried in the knowledge--that the light of
madness gleamed from them like fire.  We sat in silence for a few
minutes.  He spoke at last.  My recent dissipation, and strange
remarks, made so soon after his sister's death, were an insult to
her memory.  Coupling together many circumstances which had
at first escaped his observation, he thought I had not treated her
well.  He wished to know whether he was right in inferring that I
meant to cast a reproach upon her memory, and a disrespect upon her
family.  It was due to the uniform he wore, to demand this explanation.

'This man had a commission in the army--a commission,
purchased with my money, and his sister's misery!  This was the
man who had been foremost in the plot to ensnare me, and grasp
my wealth.  This was the man who had been the main instrument
in forcing his sister to wed me; well knowing that her heart was
given to that puling boy.  Due to his uniform!  The livery of his
degradation!  I turned my eyes upon him--I could not help it--
but I spoke not a word.

'I saw the sudden change that came upon him beneath my
gaze.  He was a bold man, but the colour faded from his face, and
he drew back his chair.  I dragged mine nearer to him; and I
laughed--I was very merry then--I saw him shudder.  I felt the
madness rising within me.  He was afraid of me.

'"You were very fond of your sister when she was alive," I

'He looked uneasily round him, and I saw his hand grasp the
back of his chair; but he said nothing.

'"You villain," said I, "I found you out: I discovered your
hellish plots against me; I know her heart was fixed on some one
else before you compelled her to marry me.  I know it--I know it."

'He jumped suddenly from his chair, brandished it aloft, and
bid me stand back--for I took care to be getting closer to him all
the time I spoke.

'I screamed rather than talked, for I felt tumultuous passions
eddying through my veins, and the old spirits whispering and
taunting me to tear his heart out.

'"Damn you," said I, starting up, and rushing upon him; "I
killed her.  I am a madman.  Down with you.  Blood, blood!  I will
have it!"

'I turned aside with one blow the chair he hurled at me in his
terror, and closed with him; and with a heavy crash we rolled
upon the floor together.
'It was a fine struggle that; for he was a tall, strong man,
fighting for his life; and I, a powerful madman, thirsting to
destroy him.  I knew no strength could equal mine, and I was
right.  Right again, though a madman!  His struggles grew fainter.
I knelt upon his chest, and clasped his brawny throat firmly with
both hands.  His face grew purple; his eyes were starting from his
head, and with protruded tongue, he seemed to mock me.  I
squeezed the tighter.
'The door was suddenly burst open with a loud noise, and a
crowd of people rushed forward, crying aloud to each other to
secure the madman.

'My secret was out; and my only struggle now was for liberty
and freedom.  I gained my feet before a hand was on me, threw
myself among my assailants, and cleared my way with my strong
arm, as if I bore a hatchet in my hand, and hewed them down
before me.  I gained the door, dropped over the banisters, and in
an instant was in the street.

'Straight and swift I ran, and no one dared to stop me.  I heard
the noise of the feet behind, and redoubled my speed.  It grew
fainter and fainter in the distance, and at length died away
altogether; but on I bounded, through marsh and rivulet, over
fence and wall, with a wild shout which was taken up by the
strange beings that flocked around me on every side, and swelled
the sound, till it pierced the air.  I was borne upon the arms of
demons who swept along upon the wind, and bore down bank
and hedge before them, and spun me round and round with a
rustle and a speed that made my head swim, until at last they
threw me from them with a violent shock, and I fell heavily upon
the earth.  When I woke I found myself here--here in this gray
cell, where the sunlight seldom comes, and the moon steals in, in
rays which only serve to show the dark shadows about me, and that
silent figure in its old corner.  When I lie awake, I can sometimes
hear strange shrieks and cries from distant parts of this
large place.  What they are, I know not; but they neither come
from that pale form, nor does it regard them.  For from the first
shades of dusk till the earliest light of morning, it still stands
motionless in the same place, listening to the music of my iron
chain, and watching my gambols on my straw bed.'

At the end of the manuscript was written, in another hand, this

[The unhappy man whose ravings are recorded above, was a
melancholy instance of the baneful results of energies
misdirected in early life, and excesses prolonged until their
consequences could never be repaired.  The thoughtless riot,
dissipation, and debauchery of his younger days produced fever and
delirium.  The first effects of the latter was the strange delusion,
founded upon a well-known medical theory, strongly contended
for by some, and as strongly contested by others, that an
hereditary madness existed in his family.  This produced a settled
gloom, which in time developed a morbid insanity, and finally
terminated in raving madness.  There is every reason to believe
that the events he detailed, though distorted in the description
by his diseased imagination, really happened.  It is only matter of
wonder to those who were acquainted with the vices of his early
career, that his passions, when no longer controlled by reason,
did not lead him to the commission of still more frightful deeds.]

Mr. Pickwick's candle was just expiring in the socket, as he
concluded the perusal of the old clergyman's manuscript; and
when the light went suddenly out, without any previous flicker
by way of warning, it communicated a very considerable start to
his excited frame.  Hastily throwing off such articles of clothing as
he had put on when he rose from his uneasy bed, and casting a
fearful glance around, he once more scrambled hastily between
the sheets, and soon fell fast asleep.

The sun was shining brilliantly into his chamber, when he
awoke, and the morning was far advanced.  The gloom which had
oppressed him on the previous night had disappeared with the
dark shadows which shrouded the landscape, and his thoughts
and feelings were as light and gay as the morning itself.  After a
hearty breakfast, the four gentlemen sallied forth to walk to
Gravesend, followed by a man bearing the stone in its deal box.
They reached the town about one o'clock (their luggage they had
directed to be forwarded to the city, from Rochester), and being
fortunate enough to secure places on the outside of a coach,
arrived in London in sound health and spirits, on that same afternoon.

The next three or four days were occupied with the preparations
which were necessary for their journey to the borough of
Eatanswill.  As any references to that most important undertaking
demands a separate chapter, we may devote the few lines
which remain at the close of this, to narrate, with great brevity,
the history of the antiquarian discovery.

It appears from the Transactions of the Club, then, that Mr.
Pickwick lectured upon the discovery at a General Club Meeting,
convened on the night succeeding their return, and entered into a
variety of ingenious and erudite speculations on the meaning of
the inscription.  It also appears that a skilful artist executed a
faithful delineation of the curiosity, which was engraven on
stone, and presented to the Royal Antiquarian Society, and other
learned bodies: that heart-burnings and jealousies without
number were created by rival controversies which were penned
upon the subject; and that Mr. Pickwick himself wrote a
pamphlet, containing ninety-six pages of very small print, and
twenty-seven different readings of the inscription: that three old
gentlemen cut off their eldest sons with a shilling a-piece for
presuming to doubt the antiquity of the fragment; and that one
enthusiastic individual cut himself off prematurely, in despair at
being unable to fathom its meaning: that Mr. Pickwick was
elected an honorary member of seventeen native and foreign
societies, for making the discovery: that none of the seventeen
could make anything of it; but that all the seventeen agreed it
was very extraordinary.

Mr. Blotton, indeed--and the name will be doomed to the
undying contempt of those who cultivate the mysterious and the
sublime--Mr. Blotton, we say, with the doubt and cavilling
peculiar to vulgar minds, presumed to state a view of the case, as
degrading as ridiculous.  Mr. Blotton, with a mean desire to
tarnish the lustre of the immortal name of Pickwick, actually
undertook a journey to Cobham in person, and on his return,
sarcastically observed in an oration at the club, that he had seen
the man from whom the stone was purchased; that the man
presumed the stone to be ancient, but solemnly denied the
antiquity of the inscription--inasmuch as he represented it to
have been rudely carved by himself in an idle mood, and to
display letters intended to bear neither more or less than the
simple construction of--'BILL STUMPS, HIS MARK'; and
that Mr. Stumps, being little in the habit of original composition,
and more accustomed to be guided by the sound of words than
by the strict rules of orthography, had omitted the concluding
'L' of his Christian name.

The Pickwick Club (as might have been expected from so
enlightened an institution) received this statement with the contempt
it deserved, expelled the presumptuous and ill-conditioned
Blotton from the society, and voted Mr. Pickwick a pair of gold
spectacles, in token of their confidence and approbation: in
return for which, Mr. Pickwick caused a portrait of himself to
be painted, and hung up in the club room.

Mr. Blotton was ejected but not conquered.  He also wrote a
pamphlet, addressed to the seventeen learned societies, native
and foreign, containing a repetition of the statement he had
already made, and rather more than half intimating his opinion
that the seventeen learned societies were so many 'humbugs.'
Hereupon, the virtuous indignation of the seventeen learned
societies being roused, several fresh pamphlets appeared; the
foreign learned societies corresponded with the native learned
societies; the native learned societies translated the pamphlets of
the foreign learned societies into English; the foreign learned
societies translated the pamphlets of the native learned societies
into all sorts of languages; and thus commenced that celebrated
scientific discussion so well known to all men, as the Pickwick

But this base attempt to injure Mr. Pickwick recoiled upon the
head of its calumnious author.  The seventeen learned societies
unanimously voted the presumptuous Blotton an ignorant
meddler, and forthwith set to work upon more treatises than
ever.  And to this day the stone remains, an illegible monument
of Mr. Pickwick's greatness, and a lasting trophy to the littleness
of his enemies.

Charles Dickens