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MR WEGG PREPARES A GRINDSTONE FOR MR BOFFIN'S NOSE
Having assisted at a few more expositions of the lives of Misers,
Mr Venus became almost indispensable to the evenings at the
Bower. The circumstance of having another listener to the
wonders unfolded by Wegg, or, as it were, another calculator to
cast up the guineas found in teapots, chimneys, racks and mangers,
and other such banks of deposit, seemed greatly to heighten Mr
Boffin's enjoyment; while Silas Wegg, for his part, though of a
jealous temperament which might under ordinary circumstances
have resented the anatomist's getting into favour, was so very
anxious to keep his eye on that gentleman--lest, being too much
left to himself, he should be tempted to play any tricks with the
precious document in his keeping--that he never lost an
opportunity of commending him to Mr Boffin's notice as a third
party whose company was much to be desired. Another friendly
demonstration towards him Mr Wegg now regularly gratified.
After each sitting was over, and the patron had departed, Mr Wegg
invariably saw Mr Venus home. To be sure, he as invariably
requested to be refreshed with a sight of the paper in which he was
a joint proprietor; but he never failed to remark that it was the great
pleasure he derived from Mr Venus's improving society which had
insensibly lured him round to Clerkenwell again, and that, finding
himself once more attracted to the spot by the social powers of Mr
V., he would beg leave to go through that little incidental
procedure, as a matter of form. 'For well I know, sir,' Mr Wegg
would add, 'that a man of your delicate mind would wish to be
checked off whenever the opportunity arises, and it is not for me to
baulk your feelings.'
A certain rustiness in Mr Venus, which never became so
lubricated by the oil of Mr Wegg but that he turned under the
screw in a creaking and stiff manner, was very noticeable at about
this period. While assisting at the literary evenings, he even went
so far, on two or three occasions, as to correct Mr Wegg when he
grossly mispronounced a word, or made nonsense of a passage;
insomuch that Mr Wegg took to surveying his course in the day,
and to making arrangements for getting round rocks at night
instead of running straight upon them. Of the slightest anatomical
reference he became particularly shy, and, if he saw a bone ahead,
would go any distance out of his way rather than mention it by
The adverse destinies ordained that one evening Mr Wegg's
labouring bark became beset by polysyllables, and embarrassed
among a perfect archipelago of hard words. It being necessary to
take soundings every minute, and to feel the way with the greatest
caution, Mr Wegg's attention was fully employed. Advantage was
taken of this dilemma by Mr Venus, to pass a scrap of paper into
Mr Boffin's hand, and lay his finger on his own lip.
When Mr Boffin got home at night he found that the paper
contained Mr Venus's card and these words: 'Should be glad to be
honoured with a call respecting business of your own, about dusk
on an early evening.'
The very next evening saw Mr Boffin peeping in at the preserved
frogs in Mr Venus's shop-window, and saw Mr Venus espying Mr
Boffin with the readiness of one on the alert, and beckoning that
gentleman into his interior. Responding, Mr Boffin was invited to
seat himself on the box of human miscellanies before the fire, and
did so, looking round the place with admiring eyes. The fire being
low and fitful, and the dusk gloomy, the whole stock seemed to be
winking and blinking with both eyes, as Mr Venus did. The
French gentleman, though he had no eyes, was not at all behind-
hand, but appeared, as the flame rose and fell, to open and shut his
no eyes, with the regularity of the glass-eyed dogs and ducks and
birds. The big-headed babies were equally obliging in lending
their grotesque aid to the general effect.
'You see, Mr Venus, I've lost no time,' said Mr Boffin. 'Here I am.'
'Here you are, sir,' assented Mr Venus.
'I don't like secrecy,' pursued Mr Boffin--'at least, not in a general
way I don't--but I dare say you'll show me good reason for being
secret so far.'
'I think I shall, sir,' returned Venus.
'Good,' said Mr Boffin. 'You don't expect Wegg, I take it for
'No, sir. I expect no one but the present company.'
Mr Boffin glanced about him, as accepting under that inclusive
denomination the French gentleman and the circle in which he
didn't move, and repeated, 'The present company.'
'Sir,' said Mr Venus, 'before entering upon business, I shall have to
ask you for your word and honour that we are in confidence.'
'Let's wait a bit and understand what the expression means,'
answered Mr Boffin. 'In confidence for how long? In confidence
for ever and a day?'
'I take your hint, sir,' said Venus; 'you think you might consider
the business, when you came to know it, to be of a nature
incompatible with confidence on your part?'
'I might,' said Mr Boffin with a cautious look.
'True, sir. Well, sir,' observed Venus, after clutching at his dusty
hair, to brighten his ideas, 'let us put it another way. I open the
business with you, relying upon your honour not to do anything in
it, and not to mention me in it, without my knowledge.'
'That sounds fair,' said Mr Boffin. 'I agree to that.'
'I have your word and honour, sir?'
'My good fellow,' retorted Mr Boffin, 'you have my word; and how
you can have that, without my honour too, I don't know. I've
sorted a lot of dust in my time, but I never knew the two things go
into separate heaps.'
This remark seemed rather to abash Mr Venus. He hesitated, and
said, 'Very true, sir;' and again, 'Very true, sir,' before resuming the
thread of his discourse.
'Mr Boffin, if I confess to you that I fell into a proposal of which
you were the subject, and of which you oughtn't to have been the
subject, you will allow me to mention, and will please take into
favourable consideration, that I was in a crushed state of mind at
The Golden Dustman, with his hands folded on the top of his stout
stick, with his chin resting upon them, and with something leering
and whimsical in his eyes, gave a nod, and said, 'Quite so, Venus.'
'That proposal, sir, was a conspiring breach of your confidence, to
such an extent, that I ought at once to have made it known to you.
But I didn't, Mr Boffin, and I fell into it.'
Without moving eye or finger, Mr Boffin gave another nod, and
placidly repeated, 'Quite so, Venus.'
'Not that I was ever hearty in it, sir,' the penitent anatomist went
on, 'or that I ever viewed myself with anything but reproach for
having turned out of the paths of science into the paths of--' he was
going to say 'villany,' but, unwilling to press too hard upon
himself, substituted with great emphasis--'Weggery.'
Placid and whimsical of look as ever, Mr Boffin answered:
'Quite so, Venus.'
'And now, sir,' said Venus, 'having prepared your mind in the
rough, I will articulate the details.' With which brief professional
exordium, he entered on the history of the friendly move, and truly
recounted it. One might have thought that it would have extracted
some show of surprise or anger, or other emotion, from Mr Boffin,
but it extracted nothing beyond his former comment:
'Quite so, Venus.'
'I have astonished you, sir, I believe?' said Mr Venus, pausing
Mr Boffin simply answered as aforesaid: 'Quite so, Venus.'
By this time the astonishment was all on the other side. It did not,
however, so continue. For, when Venus passed to Wegg's
discovery, and from that to their having both seen Mr Boffin dig up
the Dutch bottle, that gentleman changed colour, changed his
attitude, became extremely restless, and ended (when Venus
ended) by being in a state of manifest anxiety, trepidation, and
'Now, sir,' said Venus, finishing off; 'you best know what was in
that Dutch bottle, and why you dug it up, and took it away. I don't
pretend to know anything more about it than I saw. All I know is
this: I am proud of my calling after all (though it has been attended
by one dreadful drawback which has told upon my heart, and
almost equally upon my skeleton), and I mean to live by my
calling. Putting the same meaning into other words, I do not mean
to turn a single dishonest penny by this affair. As the best amends
I can make you for having ever gone into it, I make known to you,
as a warning, what Wegg has found out. My opinion is, that
Wegg is not to be silenced at a modest price, and I build that
opinion on his beginning to dispose of your property the moment
he knew his power. Whether it's worth your while to silence him
at any price, you will decide for yourself, and take your measures
accordingly. As far as I am concerned, I have no price. If I am
ever called upon for the truth, I tell it, but I want to do no more
than I have now done and ended.'
'Thank'ee, Venus!' said Mr Boffin, with a hearty grip of his hand;
'thank'ee, Venus, thank'ee, Venus!' And then walked up and down
the little shop in great agitation. 'But look here, Venus,' he by-
and-by resumed, nervously sitting down again; 'if I have to buy
Wegg up, I shan't buy him any cheaper for your being out of it.
Instead of his having half the money--it was to have been half, I
suppose? Share and share alike?'
'It was to have been half, sir,' answered Venus.
'Instead of that, he'll now have all. I shall pay the same, if not
more. For you tell me he's an unconscionable dog, a ravenous
'He is,' said Venus.
'Don't you think, Venus,' insinuated Mr Boffin, after looking at the
fire for a while--'don't you feel as if--you might like to pretend to be
in it till Wegg was bought up, and then ease your mind by handing
over to me what you had made believe to pocket?'
'No I don't, sir,' returned Venus, very positively.
'Not to make amends?' insinuated Mr Boffin.
'No, sir. It seems to me, after maturely thinking it over, that the
best amends for having got out of the square is to get back into the
'Humph!' mused Mr Boffin. 'When you say the square, you mean--'
'I mean,' said Venus, stoutly and shortly, 'the right.'
'It appears to me,' said Mr Boffin, grumbling over the fire in an
injured manner, 'that the right is with me, if it's anywhere. I have
much more right to the old man's money than the Crown can ever
have. What was the Crown to him except the King's Taxes?
Whereas, me and my wife, we was all in all to him.'
Mr Venus, with his head upon his hands, rendered melancholy by
the contemplation of Mr Boffin's avarice, only murmured to steep
himself in the luxury of that frame of mind: 'She did not wish so to
regard herself, nor yet to be so regarded.'
'And how am I to live,' asked Mr Boffin, piteously, 'if I'm to be
going buying fellows up out of the little that I've got? And how am
I to set about it? When am I to get my money ready? When am I
to make a bid? You haven't told me when he threatens to drop
down upon me.'
Venus explained under what conditions, and with what views, the
dropping down upon Mr Boffin was held over until the Mounds
should be cleared away. Mr Boffin listened attentively. 'I
suppose,' said he, with a gleam of hope, 'there's no doubt about the
genuineness and date of this confounded will?'
'None whatever,' said Mr Venus.
'Where might it be deposited at present?' asked Mr Boffin, in a
'It's in my possession, sir.'
'Is it?' he cried, with great eagerness. 'Now, for any liberal sum of
money that could be agreed upon, Venus, would you put it in the
'No, sir, I wouldn't,' interrupted Mr Venus.
'Nor pass it over to me?'
'That would be the same thing. No, sir,' said Mr Venus.
The Golden Dustman seemed about to pursue these questions,
when a stumping noise was heard outside, coming towards the
door. 'Hush! here's Wegg!' said Venus. 'Get behind the young
alligator in the corner, Mr Boffin, and judge him for yourself. I
won't light a candle till he's gone; there'll only be the glow of the
fire; Wegg's well acquainted with the alligator, and he won't take
particular notice of him. Draw your legs in, Mr Boffin, at present I
see a pair of shoes at the end of his tail. Get your head well behind
his smile, Mr Boffin, and you'll lie comfortable there; you'll find
plenty of room behind his smile. He's a little dusty, but he's very
like you in tone. Are you right, sir?'
Mr Boffin had but whispered an affirmative response, when
Wegg came stumping in. 'Partner,' said that gentleman in a
sprightly manner, 'how's yourself?'
'Tolerable,' returned Mr Venus. 'Not much to boast of.'
'In-deed!' said Wegg: 'sorry, partner, that you're not picking up
faster, but your soul's too large for your body, sir; that's where it is.
And how's our stock in trade, partner? Safe bind, safe find,
partner? Is that about it?'
'Do you wish to see it?' asked Venus.
'If you please, partner,' said Wegg, rubbing his hands. 'I wish to
see it jintly with yourself. Or, in similar words to some that was
set to music some time back:
"I wish you to see it with your eyes,
And I will pledge with mine."'
Turning his back and turning a key, Mr Venus produced the
document, holding on by his usual corner. Mr Wegg, holding on
by the opposite corner, sat down on the seat so lately vacated by
Mr Boffin, and looked it over. 'All right, sir,' he slowly and
unwillingly admitted, in his reluctance to loose his hold, 'all right!'
And greedily watched his partner as he turned his back again, and
turned his key again.
'There's nothing new, I suppose?' said Venus, resuming his low
chair behind the counter.
'Yes there is, sir,' replied Wegg; 'there was something new this
morning. That foxey old grasper and griper--'
'Mr Boffin?' inquired Venus, with a glance towards the alligator's
yard or two of smile.
'Mister be blowed!' cried Wegg, yielding to his honest indignation.
'Boffin. Dusty Boffin. That foxey old grunter and grinder, sir,
turns into the yard this morning, to meddle with our property, a
menial tool of his own, a young man by the name of Sloppy. Ecod,
when I say to him, "What do you want here, young man? This is a
private yard," he pulls out a paper from Boffin's other blackguard,
the one I was passed over for. "This is to authorize Sloppy to
overlook the carting and to watch the work." That's pretty strong, I
think, Mr Venus?'
'Remember he doesn't know yet of our claim on the property,'
'Then he must have a hint of it,' said Wegg, 'and a strong one that'll
jog his terrors a bit. Give him an inch, and he'll take an ell. Let
him alone this time, and what'll he do with our property next? I
tell you what, Mr Venus; it comes to this; I must be overbearing
with Boffin, or I shall fly into several pieces. I can't contain myself
when I look at him. Every time I see him putting his hand in his
pocket, I see him putting it into my pocket. Every time I hear him
jingling his money, I hear him taking liberties with my money.
Flesh and blood can't bear it. No,' said Mr Wegg, greatly
exasperated, 'and I'll go further. A wooden leg can't bear it!'
'But, Mr Wegg,' urged Venus, 'it was your own idea that he should
not be exploded upon, till the Mounds were carted away.'
'But it was likewise my idea, Mr Venus,' retorted Wegg, 'that if he
came sneaking and sniffing about the property, he should be
threatened, given to understand that he has no right to it, and be
made our slave. Wasn't that my idea, Mr Venus?'
'It certainly was, Mr Wegg.'
'It certainly was, as you say, partner,' assented Wegg, put into a
better humour by the ready admission. 'Very well. I consider his
planting one of his menial tools in the yard, an act of sneaking and
sniffing. And his nose shall be put to the grindstone for it.'
'It was not your fault, Mr Wegg, I must admit,' said Venus, 'that he
got off with the Dutch bottle that night.'
'As you handsomely say again, partner! No, it was not my fault.
I'd have had that bottle out of him. Was it to be borne that he
should come, like a thief in the dark, digging among stuff that was
far more ours than his (seeing that we could deprive him of every
grain of it, if he didn't buy us at our own figure), and carrying off
treasure from its bowels? No, it was not to be borne. And for that,
too, his nose shall be put to the grindstone.'
'How do you propose to do it, Mr Wegg?'
'To put his nose to the grindstone? I propose,' returned that
estimable man, 'to insult him openly. And, if looking into this eye
of mine, he dares to offer a word in answer, to retort upon him
before he can take his breath, "Add another word to that, you dusty
old dog, and you're a beggar."'
'Suppose he says nothing, Mr Wegg?'
'Then,' replied Wegg, 'we shall have come to an understanding
with very little trouble, and I'll break him and drive him, Mr
Venus. I'll put him in harness, and I'll bear him up tight, and I'll
break him and drive him. The harder the old Dust is driven, sir,
the higher he'll pay. And I mean to be paid high, Mr Venus, I
'You speak quite revengefully, Mr Wegg.'
'Revengefully, sir? Is it for him that I have declined and falled,
night after night? Is it for his pleasure that I've waited at home of
an evening, like a set of skittles, to be set up and knocked over, set
up and knocked over, by whatever balls--or books--he chose to
bring against me? Why, I'm a hundred times the man he is, sir;
five hundred times!'
Perhaps it was with the malicious intent of urging him on to his
worst that Mr Venus looked as if he doubted that.
'What? Was it outside the house at present ockypied, to its
disgrace, by that minion of fortune and worm of the hour,' said
Wegg, falling back upon his strongest terms of reprobation, and
slapping the counter, 'that I, Silas Wegg, five hundred times the
man he ever was, sat in all weathers, waiting for a errand or a
customer? Was it outside that very house as I first set eyes upon
him, rolling in the lap of luxury, when I was selling halfpenny
ballads there for a living? And am I to grovel in the dust for HIM
to walk over? No!'
There was a grin upon the ghastly countenance of the French
gentleman under the influence of the firelight, as if he were
computing how many thousand slanderers and traitors array
themselves against the fortunate, on premises exactly answering
to those of Mr Wegg. One might have fancied that the big-headed
babies were toppling over with their hydrocephalic attempts to
reckon up the children of men who transform their benefactors into
their injurers by the same process. The yard or two of smile on the
part of the alligator might have been invested with the meaning,
'All about this was quite familiar knowledge down in the depths of
the slime, ages ago.'
'But,' said Wegg, possibly with some slight perception to the
foregoing effect, 'your speaking countenance remarks, Mr Venus,
that I'm duller and savager than usual. Perhaps I HAVE allowed
myself to brood too much. Begone, dull Care! 'Tis gone, sir. I've
looked in upon you, and empire resumes her sway. For, as the
song says--subject to your correction, sir--
"When the heart of a man is depressed with cares,
The mist is dispelled if Venus appears.
Like the notes of a fiddle, you sweetly, sir, sweetly,
Raises our spirits and charms our ears."
'I shall have a word or two to say to you, Mr Wegg, before long,'
remarked Venus, 'respecting my share in the project we've been
'My time, sir,' returned Wegg, 'is yours. In the meanwhile let it be
fully understood that I shall not neglect bringing the grindstone to
bear, nor yet bringing Dusty Boffin's nose to it. His nose once
brought to it, shall be held to it by these hands, Mr Venus, till the
sparks flies out in showers.'
With this agreeable promise Wegg stumped out, and shut the
shop-door after him. 'Wait till I light a candle, Mr Boffin,' said
Venus, 'and you'll come out more comfortable.' So, he lighting a
candle and holding it up at arm's length, Mr Boffin disengaged
himself from behind the alligator's smile, with an expression of
countenance so very downcast that it not only appeared as if the
alligator had the whole of the joke to himself, but further as if it
had been conceived and executed at Mr Boffin's expense.
'That's a treacherous fellow,' said Mr Boffin, dusting his arms and
legs as he came forth, the alligator having been but musty
company. 'That's a dreadful fellow.'
'The alligator, sir?' said Venus.
'No, Venus, no. The Serpent.'
'You'll have the goodness to notice, Mr Boffin,' remarked Venus,
'that I said nothing to him about my going out of the affair
altogether, because I didn't wish to take you anyways by surprise.
But I can't be too soon out of it for my satisfaction, Mr Boffin, and
I now put it to you when it will suit your views for me to retire?'
'Thank'ee, Venus, thank'ee, Venus; but I don't know what to say,'
returned Mr Boflin, 'I don't know what to do. He'll drop down on
me any way. He seems fully determined to drop down; don't he?'
Mr Venus opined that such was clearly his intention.
'You might be a sort of protection for me, if you remained in it,'
said Mr Boffin; 'you might stand betwixt him and me, and take the
edge off him. Don't you feel as if you could make a show of
remaining in it, Venus, till I had time to turn myself round?'
Venus naturally inquired how long Mr Boffin thought it might take
him to turn himself round?
'I am sure I don't know,' was the answer, given quite at a loss.
'Everything is so at sixes and sevens. If I had never come into the
property, I shouldn't have minded. But being in it, it would be very
trying to be turned out; now, don't you acknowledge that it would,
Mr Venus preferred, he said, to leave Mr Boffin to arrive at his
own conclusions on that delicate question.
'I am sure I don't know what to do,' said Mr Boffin. 'If I ask
advice of any one else, it's only letting in another person to be
bought out, and then I shall be ruined that way, and might as well
have given up the property and gone slap to the workhouse. If I
was to take advice of my young man, Rokesmith, I should have to
buy HIM out. Sooner or later, of course, he'd drop down upon me,
like Wegg. I was brought into the world to be dropped down
upon, it appears to me.'
Mr Venus listened to these lamentations in silence, while Mr
Boffin jogged to and fro, holding his pockets as if he had a pain in
'After all, you haven't said what you mean to do yourself, Venus.
When you do go out of it, how do you mean to go?'
Venus replied that as Wegg had found the document and handed it
to him, it was his intention to hand it back to Wegg, with the
declaration that he himself would have nothing to say to it, or do
with it, and that Wegg must act as he chose, and take the
'And then he drops down with his whole weight upon ME!' cried
Mr Boffin, ruefully. 'I'd sooner be dropped upon by you than by
him, or even by you jintly, than by him alone!'
Mr Venus could only repeat that it was his fixed intention to
betake himself to the paths of science, and to walk in the same all
the days of his life; not dropping down upon his fellow-creatures
until they were deceased, and then only to articulate them to the
best of his humble ability.
'How long could you be persuaded to keep up the appearance of
remaining in it?' asked Mr Boffin, retiring on his other idea.
'Could you be got to do so, till the Mounds are gone?'
No. That would protract themental uneasiness of Mr Venus too
long, he said.
'Not if I was to show you reason now?' demanded Mr Boffin; 'not if
I was to show you good and sufficient reason?'
If by good and sufficient reason Mr Boffin meant honest and
unimpeachable reason, that might weigh with Mr Venus against
his personal wishes and convenience. But he must add that he saw
no opening to the possibility of such reason being shown him.
'Come and see me, Venus,' said Mr Boffin, 'at my house.'
'Is the reason there, sir?' asked Mr Venus, with an incredulous
smile and blink.
'It may be, or may not be,' said Mr Boffin, 'just as you view it. But
in the meantime don't go out of the matter. Look here. Do this.
Give me your word that you won't take any steps with Wegg,
without my knowledge, just as I have given you my word that I
won't without yours.'
'Done, Mr Boffin!' said Venus, after brief consideration.
'Thank'ee, Venus, thank'ee, Venus! Done!'
'When shall I come to see you, Mr Boffin.'
'When you like. The sooner the better. I must be going now.
'And good-night to the rest of the present company,' said Mr
Boffin, glancing round the shop. 'They make a queer show, Venus,
and I should like to be better acquainted with them some day.
Good-night, Venus, good-night! Thankee, Venus, thankee,
Venus!' With that he jogged out into the street, and jogged upon
his homeward way.
'Now, I wonder,' he meditated as he went along, nursing his stick,
'whether it can be, that Venus is setting himself to get the better of
Wegg? Whether it can be, that he means, when I have bought
Wegg out, to have me all to himself and to pick me clean to the
It was a cunning and suspicious idea, quite in the way of his
school of Misers, and he looked very cunning and suspicious as he
went jogging through the streets. More than once or twice, more
than twice or thrice, say half a dozen times, he took his stick from
the arm on which he nursed it, and hit a straight sharp rap at the
air with its head. Possibly the wooden countenance of Mr Silas
Wegg was incorporeally before him at those moments, for he hit
with intense satisfaction.
He was within a few streets of his own house, when a little private
carriage, coming in the contrary direction, passed him, turned
round, and passed him again. It was a little carriage of eccentric
movement, for again he heard it stop behind him and turn round,
and again he saw it pass him. Then it stopped, and then went on,
out of sight. But, not far out of sight, for, when he came to the
corner of his own street, there it stood again.
There was a lady's face at the window as he came up with this
carriage, and he was passing it when the lady softly called to him
by his name.
'I beg your pardon, Ma'am?' said Mr Boffin, coming to a stop.
'It is Mrs Lammle,' said the lady.
Mr Boffin went up to the window, and hoped Mrs Lammle was
'Not very well, dear Mr Boffin; I have fluttered myself by being--
perhaps foolishly--uneasy and anxious. I have been waiting for
you some time. Can I speak to you?'
Mr Boffin proposed that Mrs Lammle should drive on to his house,
a few hundred yards further.
'I would rather not, Mr Boffin, unless you particularly wish it. I
feel the difficulty and delicacy of the matter so much that I would
rather avoid speaking to you at your own home. You must think
this very strange?'
Mr Boffin said no, but meant yes.
'It is because I am so grateful for the good opinion of all my
friends, and am so touched by it, that I cannot bear to run the risk
of forfeiting it in any case, even in the cause of duty. I have asked
my husband (my dear Alfred, Mr Boffin) whether it is the cause of
duty, and he has most emphatically said Yes. I wish I had asked
him sooner. It would have spared me much distress.'
('Can this be more dropping down upon me!' thought Mr Boffin,
'It was Alfred who sent me to you, Mr Boffin. Alfred said, "Don't
come back, Sophronia, until you have seen Mr Boffin, and told him
all. Whatever he may think of it, he ought certainly to know it."
Would you mind coming into the carriage?'
Mr Boffin answered, 'Not at all,' and took his seat at Mrs Lammle's
'Drive slowly anywhere,' Mrs Lammle called to her coachman, 'and
don't let the carriage rattle.'
'It MUST he more dropping down, I think,' said Mr Boffin to
himself. 'What next?'
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