Korova Milkbar (no girls allowed)

[Pendragon]

Okay.... that is disgusting.. I mean, urinals are bad enough guys... In our school, you can SMELL the difference between the bathrooms.. Even if you're 5 meters away from the closed bathroom... I wonder why men have a bad habit of bot flushing... Anyone care to enlighten me?

I know, I am always after my teenage sons for not flushing. But maybe you can tell me, (I worked as a part-time janitor through high-school), why girls toss tampons up and stick them to the ceiling where the janitor has to scrape them off? I'm not lying about this at all. And worse, but I don't wish to make anyone sick. And Virgil, that trough is something I refuse to use unless I am the only one in the restroom!

[Madhuri]

Hey, double posting. That's rare for me
Hey, guys, would you ever consider changing your name to
The Powerful Men Society?
I'd have suggested it for you sooner, but I was busy with other things.

They can also prefix 'Supposedly' to -- Powerful Men Society

[Arethusa]

I know, I am always after my teenage sons for not flushing. But maybe you can tell me, (I worked as a part-time janitor through high-school), why girls toss tampons up and stick them to the ceiling where the janitor has to scrape them off? I'm not lying about this at all. And worse, but I don't wish to make anyone sick. And Virgil, that trough is something I refuse to use unless I am the only one in the restroom!

Must have been the boys sneaking in to play a prank. Us delicate little flowers would never do something so vile.

*scratches, swigs beer, belches*

[Virgil]

And Virgil, that trough is something I refuse to use unless I am the only one in the restroom!

I know. Me too.

[Nightshade]

Ever been in a women's public "toilet" in China? You have to hover, squat, balance and let go all at the same time. Gives a whole new meaning to multi-tasking.

I like to think of it this way.... at least your not sitting on somthing that you dont know how long it been since it was cleaned

[Stanislaw]

I hate it when the urinals are not spaced well...like in cheap theatres where thers is about 15 urinals to a 16 foot stretch of wall...and the bull sticks out like a good foot from the wall...its like peeing naked in the middle of a room...and then at a theatre some guy always brings is young daughter in to use the facilities...there should be a law against that!

[Arethusa]

I like to think of it this way.... at least your not sitting on somthing that you dont know how long it been since it was cleaned

True, they're definately one up on us in the hygiene department. My problem was more of a, oh please, I can't even walk and chew gum at the same time, issue.

[Scheherazade]

Hmm... The talk in the Boys thread has found itself to the 'toilet', has it?

I will take the shoes and low calory food talk over this on any day!

[OZEED]

Gentlemen, in an effort to show our feminine side and to prove that we can look good while reading Oscar Wilde we will be taking questions relating to appropriate dress codes and general style question.
Can we drink to that?

[Virgil]

Hmm... The talk in the Boys thread has found itself to the 'toilet', has it?

I will take the shoes and low calory food talk over this on any day!

At least we're not talking about "riding the crimson wave".

Gentlemen, in an effort to show our feminine side and to prove that we can look good while reading Oscar Wilde we will be taking questions relating to appropreate dress codes and general style question.
Can we drink to that?

Sure. I'll drink to that. I'll drink to anything.

[Shannanigan]

Awww, the boys wanna show their feminine side? How sweet!

I'm curious now...how fool-proof is the "pick up girls by getting caught reading literature in public" scheme?

[shinigami]

Actually, it's a real good way to pick up girls... But I want to know, what is man's vision of "improper attire" and of course give the situation...

Like, I wouldn't wear 3/4 pants with leather shoes anyday or I wouldn't wear a tubetop anyway NEAR school [and in it of course]...

[Shannanigan]

Guys, may I have a say? Ahem...

I despise those leather slipper shoes! You know, the ones with no laces, they just slip on? How lazy are you? lol, sorry, had to get that out. A friend of mine wears them everyday and I think they look so silly...like he is perpetually picking up his newspaper from off of the driveway, lmao.

Mind you, they are okay around the house...but you have no chance in hell of getting my number if you are wearing them outside

[Pendragon]

Proper attire, eh? As I have said elsewhere, I'm the type that would probably look sloppy in a tailor-made suit! Seriously, though, I like to wear Western styled shirts (though I must get them in the "Big and Tall" section of the shop, because I was raised to always keep my shirt tucked into my pants. I wear Dockers and comfortable shoes with socks that match the pants. I wear what they call "comfort fit" pants. They call them this because they have elastic in the side that enable them to stretch just a bit. It's better than calling them "Pants for the man who is too vain to admit he needs a larger size!" As Dave Barry said about Dockers: "They are called that because it isn't polite to say 'Pants for the bigger-butted man!'"

[Virgil]

I was raised to always keep my shirt tucked into my pants.

I wear it that way too. I can't stand the sloopy look that is popular these days, not tucking in shirts and pants that have a crotch down to mid thighs. Uggghhh. And I would never wear baggy pants, even in jeans. And absolutely never low wearing pants that expose your backside. How deplorabale.