Litnet's version of Devil's dictionary

[YesNo]

Network: What nets do when they are on the job.

Fun:

[Melanie]

Fun: A happening that destroys any dividing of people and adds years to your life

highway

[YesNo]

Highway: A road that gets one to one’s destination faster unless one is lost.

Lost:

[Silas Thorne]

Lost: A situation involving socks pining for their ex-partners.


Salacious:

[Danik 2016]

Salacious: A salad with an audacious dressing:

Dressing:

[Pendragon]

Dressing: To cover one's rear end

Posterior:

[YesNo]

Posterior: The couch potato’s favorite body part.

Hormone:

[Melanie]

Hormone: Something that, if you don't keep it balanced, you'll end up on the news

Relationship:

[Danik 2016]

Relationship: Something that, if you don´t keep it balanced, you,ll end up in a madhouse.

Madhouse:

[YesNo]

Madhouse: A house without windows so that those inside won’t see how crazy the world has become.

Crazy:

[Danik 2016]

Crazy: The dancing movements of a bitten flea.

Flea:

[Pendragon]

Flea: Small, blood-sucking insect, or the average Politician


Scarecrow:

[YesNo]

Scarecrow: A human figure made of straw set up in a field with the futile intent to outsmart a crow.

Crow:

[Danik 2016]

Crow: a bird with an unmerited bad reputation.

Reputation:

[YesNo]

Reputation: The expectation people have about another person’s future behavior.

Behavior:

[YesNo]

Behavior: A metric normally not paid any attention to unless someone wants to lock you up.

Lock Up

[Danik 2016]

Lock up-Social proceedings against someone who is considered guilty and or dangerous.

Consider-

[Pendragon]

Consider: Examine for perhaps 10 seconds before deciding to go with a previously determined opinion.

Open Mind:

[YesNo]

Open Mind: A fantasized mental state belonging to a person who thinks he has no beliefs to defend.

Black Hole:

[Melanie]

Black Hole: That dark place in cyberspace, beyond the iCloud, where all your stuff goes when you click on "Empty Trash" or where your post goes when you spend an hour composing it, hit "submit", and it disappears.

iCloud

[YesNo]

iCloud: A defective ego.

Ego:

[Danik 2016]

Ego: Someone who likes to think about himself/herself in Greek.


iPhone:

[YesNo]

iPhone: An internet device one should never have given to one’s inner child.

Child:

[Pendragon]

Child: The mini-me that parents sincerely hope doesn't turn out like them!

Sincere:

[YesNo]

Sincere: One kind of stuff the roads to hell are paved with.

Pavement:

[Melanie]

Pavement: A road covered with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.

Decision:

[YesNo]

Decision: A choice one makes with the heart and then rationalizes with the brain.

Brain:

[Melanie]

Brain: The only organ that works 24/7 all your life...until you fall in love

Love:

[shakespeare1]

Love: That great delusion

Delusion:

[YesNo]

Delusion: One person’s cherished view that another deluded person thinks is nonsense.

Sun:

[Pendragon]

Sun: Star closest to Earth around which we are reliably informed the Earth rotates. As there are millions of stars out there which no doubt have their own planets, extraterrisial life is virtually gaurnteed. That they would come here is the doubtful thing...


Little Green Men:

[Pendragon]

Sun: Star closest to Earth around which we are reliably informed the Earth rotates. As there are millions of stars out there which no doubt have their own planets, extraterrisial life is virtually gaurnteed. That they would come here is the doubtful thing...


Little Green Men:

[Danik 2016]

Little Green Men: 1-Lilliputians that tripped and fell into green ink. 2-Designation of the mysterious masked soldiers in unmarked green army uniforms carrying modern Russian military weapons and equipment that appeared during the War of Crimea.

Lilliputian-

[spikepipsqueak]

I loved this thread. Don'tknow if this board has a policy on thread necromancy?

Lilliputian: Dyslexic relative of Vladimir




Messy

[Danik 2016]

Congrats for resuscitating this thread, spike!

Messy- 1-(With i)Famous football player. 2-(With a) someone that goes to mass every day.

hangout-

[spikepipsqueak]

Hangout: What I saw a bloke do recently when he squatted in shorts at a BBQ.




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