Stan's Dasterdly Ship

[kathycf]

What about the dishes and cups? Candles? Consider them all looted. :p

[RobinHood3000]

...but not till after dessert...and possibly cognac...

[kathycf]

Ooh, cognac? Never tried it.

[RobinHood3000]

Oh, you MUST. And perhaps some port afterwards...

[kathycf]

Hmm, I must warn you...I don't drink much or often so I have 2 sips of wine and I fall asleep. Ok I am kidding you...it is more like 5 sips. :D

[AimusSage]

What happens after four sips?

Sorry about that, I was just looting the turnip store accross the street and could't help but overhear your conversation. :)

[Boris239]

That's probably a damn strong wine :)

[kathycf]

A strong wine? You betcha. :)

Aim, after 4 sips I yawn loudly and often and make jokes about socks, because socks are just so darn funny when I am "tipsy".

[RobinHood3000]

Garçon!! More wine!!

[kathycf]

Don't let the Cap'n know! Oh wait, he must drink rum. Ok then, garcon, more wine! :D

[Boris239]

If after four sips you are joking about socks (I hope red not white), then after six or seven you'll be singing "Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum" :)

[kathycf]

If after four sips you are joking about socks (I hope red not white), then after six or seven you'll be singing "Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum" :)

Heh, no. By the time I have about 5 sips soon after I am sound asleep..probably snoring in some unlady like fashion. :lol:

Red Sox? Me? Joke? nah... ;)

[Boris239]

Yes, I understand that you can't joke about Red Sox. After all after coming to NY from Boston, I'm behind the enemy lines in the home of evil Yankees :)
So no jokes about our great team :)!!

[kathycf]

That's the spirit!

I think our feathered pirate hats should be replaced with Red Sox caps. :brow:

[RobinHood3000]

Don't look at me -- I'm keeping my feathered green one.

[kathycf]

Well, that's ok, I guess. Since it is you, Robin. :D

[kathycf]

Since there seem to be a few of us online pirates, here is a tool for when we just cannot do without our computers.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/piratekbd.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

HAHAHAHA!!! That's sheer brilliance, I'm remembering that one!!

[kathycf]

Yaaar! :thumbs_up :D

[RobinHood3000]

Ah ah ah -- there's neither "y" nor "a" on that keyboard!

[kathycf]

True, but there is an "avast" key...maybe that activates the walking the plank function. :p

[AimusSage]

Why is there a shift key?

[RobinHood3000]

To capitalize the R?

[kathycf]

'cause pirates are a "shifty" bunch?

*ducks and runs off after making very bad pun*

[Stanislaw]

avast avast R R rr R avast AVAST r

:D

[RobinHood3000]

I wonder what the pirate's mouse looks like.

[kathycf]

Very large indeed, all the better to use it with a hooked hand.

[AimusSage]

Don't you think pirates prefer to use a rat instead?

[Nightshade]

Naw rats have attendency to abandon ship and mutiny.

[Stanislaw]

Don't you think pirates prefer to use a rat instead?

heh...indeed, but I dinna use a rat unless it has atleast 300 megabits o grog!:D

*aside...this reminds me of talking to my boss at work as to why I, the IT guy, should be able to get a new computer...

Me: Hi boss, do you think I could upgrade?
Boss: going back to school! Who will take your place! I need more notice!
Me:...er...*stare*...er...I meant my computer.
Boss: oh... why? doesnt it work?
Me: yes...technically, but I need a faster one for the work you guys give me.
Boss: well, can't you add some megabits of something, or Linux or somesuch?
Me:...er...*try not to cry from not laughing*...er...well, er, no.
Boss: why, I do that all the time!
Me: *wanting to say, er no, you get me to fix it*...well, you see, my system is not linux compatible, and my system board is already full of the megabits, I need some, er, gigabits.
Boss: well, why don't you just get some gigabits!
Me: well...I need to get some new hardware to support it all.
Boss: Well...have you thought of using the server?
Me: er...no...because its the server, and that would be a very bad idea.
Boss: nonsense, I do that all the time!
Me: *wanting to say: no kidding why the servers so !@$#@#$ up* well, er, you shouldn't, you could lose all your data, and crash the entire system.
-part removed of me explaining that using your computer is not actually using the server-
Boss: ah I see. Well, that was a nice chat, hows about we all get back to work.
Me: er, what about the upgrades...
Boss: well, we'll talk about it later, maybe during lunch...that reminds me, heres ten dollars, would you mind grabbing me a sandwhich at the shop on your way back up here?
Me: no problem *wishing I had arsenic*


heh, sorry got side tracked.

[kathycf]

Now I am picturing a swashbuckling pirate computer geek....:p ;)

At least the boss didn't think a "server" was the coffee maker....'cause it serves coffee. (Wow, what is with me and the bad jokes today?! ;) )

[AimusSage]

I think your jokes are funny :D

[Stanislaw]

Now I am picturing a swashbuckling pirate computer geek....:p ;)

heh, well, I have been described as such.:D



At least the boss didn't think a "server" was the coffee maker....'cause it serves coffee. (Wow, what is with me and the bad jokes today?! ;) )

:lol: I love it...but for the longest time he was sure we had a tolkien ring lan system (not a joke), where as in reality...we don't even have a TOKEN ring lan system.:D

[Stanislaw]

heh, well, I have been described as such.:D



:lol: I love it...but for the longest time he was sure we had a tolkien ring lan system (not a joke), where as in reality...we don't even have a TOKEN ring lan system.:D

He actually used to call me frodo as an "inside" joke...because of his misunderstanding of the term...:rolleyes:

[kathycf]

Golly! Er, I mean "Yaarh!"

hee, I don't pretend to be particulary computer savvy but there are things that even someone like me knows. Like I don't use Linux but I am aware of what it is... ;) Perhaps your boss does too much delegating?

Aimus, glad you like the jokes! :)

[Stanislaw]

Golly! Er, I mean "Yaarh!"

hee, I don't pretend to be particulary computer savvy but there are things that even someone like me knows. Like I don't use Linux but I am aware of what it is... ;) Perhaps your boss does too much delegating?

Aimus, glad you like the jokes! :)

delegating? I think he coined the term.:D

anywho, yar! here I be me own boss, the dread pirate o the seas! lets get to lootin!:D

[kathycf]

Aye aye, cap'n! Your the boss! :lol:

Say, weren't we supposed to be setting sail for Italy?

[Stanislaw]

Aye aye, cap'n! Your the boss! :lol:

Say, weren't we supposed to be setting sail for Italy?

yar, ye be correct...okay, wiegh anchor, set the sail, secure the canons, and blargit all...someones fetch me accordian!

[RobinHood3000]

Aye aye, Cap'n!!

...the anchor's about 900 kilograms, Cap'n!!

[kathycf]

Here is a demure young lady who would love to bring the captain his accordion.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/pirategirl.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

...it's good to be the Cap'n.

[Stanislaw]

...it's good to be the Cap'n.

:brow: ay, indeed it be grand!

Now play us o tune, and we shall dance!

here goes: *amazing accordian pirate ballad*

har har, a fine way to start a journy mates!

[Stanislaw]

...okay, I stopped playin...it wasn't that bad, now lets get back ter not working!

[kathycf]

Now that is an order I can stand behind...or rather lounge behind. My dancing be sad and terrible, me terrorizing reign of not workin' be grand, yarhh.

[Stanislaw]

Yar, work shall never be done again!

[RobinHood3000]

Sounds good to me, Cap'n!

[kathycf]

A question, though. If we are "busy" not working, who is going to steer the ship? :)

[Stanislaw]

A question, though. If we are "busy" not working, who is going to steer the ship? :)

...the trained monkey!...or rather...our good friend SWRB!:lol: :D

[RobinHood3000]

In that case, let's get busy! :brow:

[Stanislaw]

aie! lets be raidin a tavern though...whats a wonton orgy without the drinks?:D

[kathycf]

Arrh? Who be saying anything about an orgy? This saucy seafarin' wench be not that saucy! I will steer the ship while ye scalawags engage in yer debauchery...:lol: :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

How much of this thread have you skipped over, dear Kathy? :lol: Even the most demure of wenches -- I mean, bonny lasses -- have called for a wanton orgy!

[kathycf]

Yaarh, really? Avast then, I will be bringing the snacks...chips and dip make fine pirate fare! :p

[RobinHood3000]

Who snacks at an orgy? On food, I mean?

[kathycf]

Er...

or·gy Pronunciation (ôrj)
n. pl. or·gies
1. A revel involving unrestrained indulgence, especially sexual activity.
2. Uncontrolled or immoderate indulgence in an activity: an orgy of spending. See Synonyms at binge.
3. A secret rite in the cults of ancient Greek or Roman deities, typically involving frenzied singing, dancing, drinking, and sexual activity.
An orgy of snacking? :p

[RobinHood3000]

Oh, those orgies. Where's the fun in those??

[kathycf]

:lol: Well maybe fun for the more "inhibited" type of pirate. :D Besides, I like chip and dip. :D

[Stanislaw]

hey, were the open pirate ships...meaning the mo0re wanton the better! if theres food, that be fine by us!

why de ye think I called it a "wonton" orgy...heh like ol wonton soups!:D

[Stanislaw]

YAR, WE BE BACK O THE FORUM SEAS TO PLUNDER AND TERROREAZE...

Yar, to liven up, lets be lootin, Pillagin and best o' all HiJaCkIn!

-------------------------
| Notice from Capt. ..... |
| Commence Ye Wanton |
| HiJaCkin...that be an.. |
| order....................... |
-------------------------

Yar, so get to it!
HiJaCkEd!

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g59/kelnels/YodaPirate.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

HOO-rah, Cap'n Stan!!!


15 pens in a dead man's chest pocket...yo ho ho, and a bottle of Health Potion!!!

[Stanislaw]

HOO-rah, Cap'n Stan!!!


15 pens in a dead man's chest pocket...yo ho ho, and a bottle of Health Potion!!!

Yar! ...but rum be good too! :D

[Jay]

Taking the ship off your drunken hands seems almost like an act of charity, it'll be better for y'all before anyone gets hurt... (not to mention that I feel some affinity with the Amazon Princess :p)

[RobinHood3000]

Drunken sailing, fortunately, is not quite so taboo as drunken driving...YAA ~hic~ AAARGGHHH!!!

[kathycf]

So, are we hoistin' sails or bottles of rum?

Hey, I am watching Mythbusters right now and you will never guess the subject. Pirates! For real! Apparently the myth in question is the origin of the eyepatch. The pirate would wear an eye patch in order to keep his (or her) eye in night vision readiness. Something to do with rods and cones. Umm...yarh!

*edit*

Heh, search engines are great...

MythBusters: Pirate Special!

Arggghhh me hearties... Jamie and Adam have plundered the seven seas in search of pirate parables and maritime myths and the result is this 2-hour spectacular. And with four stories of hi-jinks on the high seas the action is thick and fast.

[ktd222]

I'll always look out for me mates. Arghh! Better bring me bottle of vitamin C to prevent scurvy, Arrghhh!

[Stanislaw]

So, are we hoistin' sails or bottles of rum?

Hey, I am watching Mythbusters right now and you will never guess the subject. Pirates! For real! Apparently the myth in question is the origin of the eyepatch. The pirate would wear an eye patch in order to keep his (or her) eye in night vision readiness. Something to do with rods and cones. Umm...yarh!

*edit*

Heh, search engines are great...

Awesome :thumbs_up , I'm currently collecting that series on my pc...I have most o the episdoes already.


Drunken sailing, fortunately, is not quite so taboo as drunken driving...YAA ~hic~ AAARGGHHH!!!

Exactly, thar be nothing wrong with sailing drunk, hoooorahh, *collapse* *jump back up* lets go!

[Stanislaw]

Yar, me loyal and hearty crew, this'll be a tough season ahead o us, and as I knows it, we do have a small o pittance o gold in ar hold, and if ye like, as be the pirate tradition, we could divee it up er an now, or if ye be like me, and yearn fer the salty air, and the lash o the cool sea water, en stay on! We can be addin to that pile, growin in size, possibly comanderin another er ship to add to a fleat worthy o the deceased pirate breathren befor us! We can sail fer glory, guts, and gold, and fer honour o thison fine ship!, So whats say ye m' mates, shall we quest on fer more riches, exotic lands, and loverly wenches er should we gives up and gon on er seperate ways.

[kathycf]

, So whats say ye m' mates, shall we quest on fer more riches, exotic lands, and loverly wenches er should we gives up and gon on er seperate ways.
Speakin' as a loverly wench I say we sails the seas and quest. Ahoy!

[RobinHood3000]

We have a wench?? COOL!!!

[kathycf]

We have a wench?? COOL!!!
Yaarh? Ye didn't notice me around here before, Jim-lad? :confused: :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

I noticed, but 'twas waaaay back when wanton orgies were on the brain, which means that wench-singular doesn't register quite so easily :blush:...

[kathycf]

Ah, yes, the wanton orgy debate. :p Hey, didn't mir come on board for a while? Yaar, where be that fine seafarin' wench, mir?

[RobinHood3000]

If it makes you feel any better, Kathy, I notice you now. :p

[B-Mental]

Cap'n Stan, are you gonna supply the Nachos or is this a BYON ship. Oooh, I'm getting goosebumps. Is this the love boat cap'n? Can I be Issac the Bartender?

[kathycf]

Was Isaac a pirate? If B-Mental gets to be Isaac, I want to be Julie. :D

[B-Mental]

Also Stan, I declare that there will be no singing on the boat unless its showtunes.....I mean it!

[kathycf]

Also Stan, I declare that there will be no singing on the boat unless its showtunes.....I mean it!
Yaarh? Ye do know this is a pirate ship? Methinks if any member o' the crew be singing showtunes Cap'n Stan be making them walk the plank posthaste...:p

[papayahed]

Ya know, on the Amozon we have a realy good dental plan. See-->:D

[AimusSage]

Ya know, on the Amozon we have a realy good dental plan. See-->:D
Who needs a dental plan when one has no teeth. :p

[kathycf]

Scram, you! :lol: Pirates have no need of dental plans, there always be the wooden dentures for any misfortunate who 'as lost their teeth in the line of duty. Avast! :p

[Stanislaw]

I noticed, but 'twas waaaay back when wanton orgies were on the brain, which means that wench-singular doesn't register quite so easily :blush:...

singular wench...:confused:


Cap'n Stan, are you gonna supply the Nachos or is this a BYON ship. Oooh, I'm getting goosebumps. Is this the love boat cap'n? Can I be Issac the Bartender?

er love boat, is not onething I have heard it be called, but I guess I be a pretty open cap'n...so if tendin yonder bar be yer thing...then a bartender ye be! :thumbs_up


Also Stan, I declare that there will be no singing on the boat unless its showtunes.....I mean it!

er, I'm gonna haft disagree with er thison request though we be pirates...I dinna think we are very penzantish...er atleast most o the singin I hoid so fars been a drunken drawl o the finest lads and wenches o the Dasterdly!


Yaarh? Ye do know this is a pirate ship? Methinks if any member o' the crew be singing showtunes Cap'n Stan be making them walk the plank posthaste...

:D


Ya know, on the Amozon we have a realy good dental plan. See-->:D

yar...we dinna be needin dental...only the peoples we be beeting be needin dental!

Who needs a dental plan when one has no teeth. :p

yarsh eshactly


Scram, you! :lol: Pirates have no need of dental plans, there always be the wooden dentures for any misfortunate who 'as lost their teeth in the line of duty. Avast!

yarr indeed here be the latest o "Cap't Stans Dentistry"

http://weblogs.nrc.nl/weblog/moskou/wp-content/uploads/jaws.jpg

[kathycf]

Tis amazin how Cap'n Stan be posting a pic of me ideal squire....:brow:

[RobinHood3000]

singular wench...:confused: Meaning, but one. Of course, Kathy's worth quite a few more than one...:brow:...

[kathycf]

Of course you will get no disagreement from me about that Robin.:p Although I swear I saw mir around here a while back...

[Stanislaw]

yar did'n or did'n not some pass some lead er thar way yets?:D

[kathycf]

Yaar, ye be right I suppose, Cap'n. This fine wench be a bit confused as to yer exact meanin' but...ahoy! :p

[Stanislaw]

er, be passin lead on thar way to the spy...canna be havin spies around eh?

[kathycf]

Spies?! We be eatin' spies fer dinner, or do they give us the indigestion? Yaar, do we have antacids aboard, Cap'n?

[Stanislaw]

O coarse we be havin havin antacids! waht kind o pirate be we if we dinna have any! :D

[kathycf]

Then we be spy eatin' antacid takin' pirates, the very best kind o' pirates. Them yonder Amazons will be a shakin' in their wee booties now. :p

(OMG! I get so piratey when I am over tired! I should go to bed, it is after 2am here...)

[Madhuri]

er, be passin lead on thar way to the spy...canna be havin spies around eh?

I have quite some information about your plans Stan, dont worry, you'll never catch me, I am a very stealthy spy.


Spies?! We be eatin' spies fer dinner, or do they give us the indigestion? Yaar, do we have antacids aboard, Cap'n?

you meant - spices for dinner, ofcouse too much of it will lead to indigestion. :p

let me get you some antacids...:)

*sneaking away to get sedatives instead*

[kathycf]

Yaar, after her! She think she be so sneaky! :p Yer antacids be anathema...I *yawn* oh no she got me *yawn* zzzZZZ... curse ye, Maddie...zzzzz

(goodnight! :D )

[Madhuri]

Good...mission accomplished...all asleep.....

*to Amazons* ATTACK!!!! *racing towards the Dasterdlies with my sword high in the air* *killer expression on my face*

*no sound from behind* *Stopping right in the middle, sword still in air, looking back* *no Amazons in sight*

*Darn they are still in the salon* :rolleyes:

Com'on Virg, not you too....:p :D

[ktd222]

ARGHHH! We Dasterdlies have to stop falling for this sale: purchase a pedicure and get a manicure for free..

[Stanislaw]

yar draw steel...those who be awake! er, seems be aint o much to fightin ere...care fer a drinks?

[RobinHood3000]

YAAARRGGH!!!

~waves his bow from atop the yardarm~

[Jay]

Are we still at the phase where we're waving our weapons at each other? I like that phase, it's so much fun :D

*waves some smelly socks around wildly*

[kathycf]

Are we still at the phase where we're waving our weapons at each other? I like that phase, it's so much fun :D

*waves some smelly socks around wildly*
Ahoy everybody, I woke up from that drug induced sleep Maddie sent me. Yaar, what be that weird stench? Be that....*cough* ...Yar, can't breathe...*faints*

:lol: :p

[Stanislaw]

Yar....what be that lovely aroma on yonder breeze? yarr...reminds me o me youth *sheds pirate tear o reminissince* :D

[Jay]

Ahoy everybody, I woke up from that drug induced sleep Maddie sent me. Yaar, what be that weird stench? Be that....*cough* ...Yar, can't breathe...*faints*

:lol: :p

That would be one of the first biologic weapons of mass murder ;)


Yar....what be that lovely aroma on yonder breeze? yarr...reminds me o me youth *sheds pirate tear o reminissince* :D

Ya sure those are tears of reminiscence? :lol:

[kathycf]

Perhaps Cap'n be reminescent of some biological warfare/mass murderin' he engaged in all these long years ago. Yar, that can bring a tear to the eye of even the saltiest of ol' sea dogs. :p

[RobinHood3000]

...how would you know if he's salty or not?

[kathycf]

Is it not a safe assumption? Wait, is this turning into the questions only thread? :lol:

[Jay]

Hole-y stories maybe?

[Stanislaw]

Perhaps Cap'n be reminescent of some biological warfare/mass murderin' he engaged in all these long years ago. Yar, that can bring a tear to the eye of even the saltiest of ol' sea dogs. :p

yar, I thought that tale was classifeered? :D


...how would you know if he's salty or not?

yar, when ye be a pirate, the sea surges through yer veins...well, that an botched transfussions but, yar it all be the same!:D

[smilingtearz]

*smilingtearz wake up after a looooooooooong dreamless sleep*

dazed, "Where am i??"



:D

[Jay]

They call it 'the plank'... which ship do ya belong to again? :p (better safe than sorry, right? :D)

btw, good morning ;)

[kathycf]

*smilingtearz wake up after a looooooooooong dreamless sleep*

dazed, "Where am i??"



:D
Ahoy! Did those socks of Jay's make you pass ou..er, send you to sleep too? ;)

(nice to see you around)

[Jay]

I knew my socks would become a hit :p

[kathycf]

I knew my socks would become a hit :p
Indeed, but it wasn't the um, aroma of them, it was the choke of me laughing while trying to swallow coffee that came very close to doing me in...:p

[smilingtearz]

uh.. i don't even remeber what it was... i remember being in my room and getting dressed up.. and i remember the penghost.. and that's all i remember..

[RobinHood3000]

EVA!!! You're back!!!

[Stanislaw]

Yar! welcome back lass!

[Misscaroline]

Um.... where do I sign up?

[Stanislaw]

Um.... where do I sign up?

Right here mate! Welcome oberd!

[Misscaroline]

Arr.... well, it's good to see you'll all still love me in the bloody mornin...

Miss your favorite wench?

[kathycf]

*waves at Miss C* :wave:

You can be second favorite wench. ;) :p (Unless of course we are speaking of Robin, naturally...) :D

[Misscaroline]

Ah, I see you've caught on to Robin's promise... yes, I shall have to be second wench if I am a private wench... but I will gladly be under your command, kathy :D...:wave:(So good to be home again...)

Arr, where be my favorite pirate?

[Stanislaw]

:D yar indeed this be an awesome ship!

[RobinHood3000]

Ah, I see you've caught on to Robin's promise... yes, I shall have to be second wench if I am a private wench... but I will gladly be under your command, kathy :D...:wave:(So good to be home again...)

Arr, where be my favorite pirate?Right here, love...and I've got rum!! :D Shall we head below decks, poppet? :brow:

[smilingtearz]

Yay! i'm back *happy to see Robin and Stan again*
gimmme some work to do, gimme some work to do!! i feel restless when i have nothing to do... i feel like doing something VERY destructive!

[kathycf]

Yar, destructive sound like a good plan. :thumbs_up

[AimusSage]

Does the destruction involve seamonsters?

[kathycf]

I suppose any general mayhem would be suitable. What sort of seamonster are we talking about?

*crosses fingers and wishes for giant squid*

[AimusSage]

It's a giant squid with its tentacles crossed! :p

[kathycf]

Yaar!!! Tis the best kind O' squid then!

[AimusSage]

Yes, but lately it is only interested in watching TV and eating potato chips :(

[kathycf]

Well then we must give it some of Robin's rum and liven it up. ;)

[AimusSage]

good idea, but I doub't it'll get him of his seabed. :)

[kathycf]

Such a silly squid! What can we do to motivate it?

[AimusSage]

Maybe we can shoot a cannonball into its TV, that'll certainly get him angry.

[kathycf]

That would work, but would it be advisable? How about taking away his chips and making him swab the deck? Yar, tis hard, I don't know the first thing about the habits o' squid.

[AimusSage]

we'll be needing to find a squid master

[RobinHood3000]

MissC? Where have you gone to? :bawling:

[Misscaroline]

...erm? Right here? Where be you, Robin o' The High Seas?

....are we after a kraken?

[RobinHood3000]

A sea serpent perhaps, my sweet wench...:brow:

[Misscaroline]

Silence, you sea dog, you.... I was out kuing....

So, innuendos aside.... what is this wench's first duty?

[RobinHood3000]

Accompany me to the first mate's quarters, poppet - morale needs boosting. ;)

[Misscaroline]

Then shall I smack you???

((If so, then I'm all for it...:p))

[RobinHood3000]

Your prerogative, love, although since it'll be below decks, methinks we shouldn't post our plans in the forum proper...

[Misscaroline]

Sounds like an idea. Arr.... I need to go fetch me some grub... be back in awhile... I'll bring grog!:D

[RobinHood3000]

Don't take too long, love! :blush: Cap'n, don't wait up...

[Misscaroline]

Ahoy!!!

Why? what are you planning???

[Stanislaw]

Just be keepin the shinangins under controls...no burning the ships down or nothing as like. :D

[RobinHood3000]

AYE AYE, sir!! :D And what does Shann have to do with any of this? :confused: :blush:

[Stanislaw]

AYE AYE, sir!! :D And what does Shann have to do with any of this? :confused: :blush:

yar...jus be makin sure not to hurt the ships!

[Jay]

If you're done 'socializing', I'd check my sails if I were you. Oh, that's right, what sails? :brow: :cool:

[Misscaroline]

Jay? What have you done with the sails? Am I missing something?:confused:

And I promise, there will be no burning of ships on my watch.... perhaps over-enthusiastic vigilantes, but no ships...:p

[AimusSage]

If needed, I can always magically pull sails from my uhm... sleeves :)

They won't be clean and white though :p

[Misscaroline]

We figured...:rolleyes:

Ooh!:idea:

Will we be a ship with black sails piloted by the damned?

[AimusSage]

We figured...:rolleyes:

Ooh!:idea:

Will we be a ship with black sails piloted by the damned?
More like brown sails piloted by the dastarly. :p

[Misscaroline]

Aims, I think that thoroughly makes it under the TMI sail, pirate or no...

Arr.... this wench is about to be seasick....:sick:

[Stanislaw]

If you're done 'socializing', I'd check my sails if I were you. Oh, that's right, what sails? :brow: :cool:

mornng crew, morning amazon, morning mast with no sails...er...yar, grab 'er! where be me sails!


We figured...:rolleyes:

Ooh!:idea:

Will we be a ship with black sails piloted by the damned?

Indeed! Nothing is more damned and piratical than us an ar ship!


More like brown sails piloted by the dastarly. :p

w'ell...I suppose that be a more acurate description...:D

[RobinHood3000]

Sorry 'bout the sails, Cap'n - Pen, the on-board ghost, needed a replacement while his sheet-with-eyeholes be in the wash.


At least, that be our alibi...

[kathycf]

Yar, I will protest if 'n I be the one to raise any sails after Aimus be pullin' them from his "sleeves"...:p

[AimusSage]

Hey! my sleeves are clean, I wash them once a year.

[kathycf]

Well if that does not inspire confidence I don't know what would! :p

[Misscaroline]

Hey, it's more often than most pirates!

And get back to bed, Robin!

[kathycf]

Is Robin off somewhere seeking pirate booty? :brow: :p

[Misscaroline]

Actually, Robin appears to be belowdecks regaining his sea legs...

:( I miss Robin...

[kathycf]

Yaarh, we must be rustling up young Robin then, tis a bad business making young wenches miss him.

[Misscaroline]

Tis okay. There must be a huge storm on the horizon. Robin be feelin a bit under the weather...:sick:

:( Wherefore art thou, Robin?:bawling:

[AimusSage]

Well, there's a bit of driftwood in the seas, maybe you can't ask the struggling sailor who's barely holding on to the piece of mast where robin is?

[Misscaroline]

Well, personally, I think I'll rescue 'im first, Aims. But then I'll ask him.... care to help me interrogate?

[kathycf]

If there be torturin' to be done, count me in, yaar.

[AimusSage]

No need, I'll just pull a wee little piece of candy and run it under his nose.

[Misscaroline]

Either'll work, although kathy--you're welcome to come along on me rescue mission. I left out the part about having lost my thumbscrews earlier...:D

[kathycf]

Either'll work, although kathy--you're welcome to come along on me rescue mission. I left out the part about having lost my thumbscrews earlier...:D
Ooh!

*jumps up and down in glee* Yar! :D

[RobinHood3000]

TWO pirate wenches, both looking for me? I'm touched - I should come down with flu more often...

[kathycf]

Miss C might have been looking for you with tender thoughts but I was thinking of the torture! :p (joking!, hope you are recovered)

Cuppajoe posted the link to these dinosaur comics awhile back and I thought they were pretty funny. This one fits in aptly with our ship, eh?

Yaar, matey baby lets be singing a swinging shanty. (omg, that was horrible...:blush: )

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/comic2-291.png

[papayahed]

Ho Hum, Don't mind me, just taking a stroll around the deck....

[kathycf]

Mind ye don't slip and fall now...:p

[Stanislaw]

"your my one and only matey...be my be my little matey..."

Yarr...I think ye gots somethin thar lass!:D

[kathycf]

TELL ME Matey by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Tell me matey what's your story
Where you come from
And where you wanna go this time ...
Chitty chitty matey
When your nose is in the nitty gritty

Matey Got Back by Sir MIX-A-LOT

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Matey got back!
Matey got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song...
Matey got back!
Yeah, matey ... when it comes to wenches, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection...

[kathycf]

Pirate mascot cat...

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/1174330218-1174131211174.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

Kitty!! Kathy!!

Our wench is still here, I see, and with an avatar that Miss Caroline would love (if she hasn't expressed her love for it already - I haven't looked on all the threads yet...)

[kathycf]

I haven't seen miss Caroline around for a while (nor you, Robin :) ) and it seems our ship has been left to founder.

*curse you, Amazons!* :p

[Nightshade]

:lol: rereading some of this thread has really cheered me up....
Id forgotten about my choclate oranges but now I found them and can take them back to the smilie ship :D:nod:

[papayahed]

:lol: rereading some of this thread has really cheered me up....
Id forgotten about my choclate oranges but now I found them and can take them back to the smilie ship :D:nod:



I think the Amazon would be a more suitable ship don't you?

[Nightshade]

Maybe...do you have somwhere I can store my oranges?

[Madhuri]

Yes, the fridge that Stan had, we sneaked it out on our ship...:D :D If it can store a bison it will have a lot of space for your oranges too :nod:

YAY AMAZONS !! :banana:

[kathycf]

Yes, the fridge that Stan had, we sneaked it out on our ship...:D :D If it can store a bison it will have a lot of space for your oranges too :nod:

YAY AMAZONS !! :banana:
Pfft, scram ! Cap'n Stan might not be around to defend the ship, but I have my pirate attack cat and my broom. Plus those smelly socks to wave around. :p

[Stanislaw]

yar I be back, and thus, the terror is to begin anew...

:D

[B-Mental]

Humph! You think you can stroll back here and take control of the ship now do ye? Ya gots anuther thang comin there Cap'n. Beware Cap'n and sleep wit one eye open, and a hand on your jug, if you ken.

Welcome back matey.

[Stanislaw]

yar, it be plunderin time...jus' dinna be takin me rum!

[papayahed]

yar, it be plunderin time...jus' dinna be takin me rum!


That's the first thing we took!!!!!:D

[the silent x]

may a lone assassin come aboard the vessel?

I am a excellent swimmer.

Need an example of my skill, let us say that the titanic never really hit an iceberg, and the Edmund Fitzgerald, the mystery of the great lakes, it is no mystery to me.

[Scheherazade]

yar I be back, and thus, the terror is to begin anew...

:DStan, you big tease!

You always say you will come back to terrorise us but you never do! (Well, you do come back but haven't seen any terrorising yet! ;))

[Virgil]

yar I be back, and thus, the terror is to begin anew...

:D

Yay!:banana: Stan is back. A few weeks ago I was wondering what happened to you. Hope everything is well. :) Time to start plundering again. :D

[higley]

I'm hiding the silverware Stan..

[Stanislaw]

welcome oberd new crew!


That's the first thing we took!!!!!:D
but why the rum!!!!


Stan, you big tease!

You always say you will come back to terrorise us but you never do! (Well, you do come back but haven't seen any terrorising yet! ;))
er, don't I terrorise in some form or way...perhaps an ancient but very subtle piratical way?:D


Yay!:banana: Stan is back. A few weeks ago I was wondering what happened to you. Hope everything is well. :) Time to start plundering again. :D
all is good and fair! now the true plunderin begins!


I'm hiding the silverware Stan..

yar har!

[papayahed]

but why the rum!!!!




uhhhhhh, how else am I going to make daqueri's??;)

[Stanislaw]

uhhhhhh, how else am I going to make daqueri's??;)

well, so long as it went for a noble purpose! :D

[the silent x]

great, I just have one large box of first class rum, enough to keep every drunk in Michigan good for a day, some alpha class rum, (enough to swim in), along several finely ground, smooth as glass arrows, a crossbow, a couple of scimitars, a thick climbing rope, two short swords (mine!) plus sheaths, and four crates of canon balls.

should i leave them on shore so we won't be weighted down?

[papayahed]

great, I just have one large box of first class rum, enough to keep every drunk in Michigan good for a day, some alpha class rum, (enough to swim in), along several finely ground, smooth as glass arrows, a crossbow, a couple of scimitars, a thick climbing rope, two short swords (mine!) plus sheaths, and four crates of canon balls.

should i leave them on shore so we won't be weighted down?


Good idea.:D


(Note to self: Get a few Amazon's and plunder X's loot he left on shore:D )

[Stanislaw]

don't be leavin it on shore, bring the loot oberd ar ships!

[ktd222]

I left my passport at my cottage, Stan, can you still use a deck hand?

[Stanislaw]

for sher, how be ye at swabbin? :D

[B-Mental]

Cap'n, there's summin I been meenin ta tells ya...I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

[the silent x]

ktd222 do you want to be Mrs. Jacqualin Smith (if your a guy, sorry, i picture you as being a girl and don't know why, Mr. Jack Smith if your a guy) or Mr./Mrs. Taylor Ferguson? crew discount on all fake IDs you need.

thank the lord we have a smarter captain than crew,cough, (cough sounds strangely like papaya's name being said) why would we leave rum, weapons i can see, but the RUM!

[RobinHood3000]

HOO-ah, we be hittin' the open seas!!

[Stanislaw]

Cap'n, there's summin I been meenin ta tells ya...I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

so long as it be the reserves :D


HOO-ah, we be hittin' the open seas!!

yar Har! anchor in, sails out, canons out, muskets ready...an away we be goin!

[papayahed]

thank the lord we have a smarter captain than crew,cough, (cough sounds strangely like papaya's name being said) why would we leave rum, weapons i can see, but the RUM!



I'm not leaving anything, I'm taking the rum and the Weapons...



To the amazon ship.:D :D


Hey Capt'n Stan (or should I say Swetie Pie:nod:) you may want to remind your crew of the dangers, just because you haven't seen the Amazon around doesn't mean she's very far off...

[Stanislaw]

not to worry...

for the benefit of the new mates...

...there be this ship see, and it be, an evil ship, crewed by the damned, so damned that satin 'isself spits em back out... and there be this other ship...that stole the the first ships anchor, the second ship be they and we be the dasterdly... 'ope that clears it up!

:D

[the silent x]

very much so sir, i am ready and able to bore holes into the bottom of the damned ship, then i can stuff a few exploding cannon balls in our guns and shoot them at the second ship. then while the damned ship hasn't sunk yet, it has just stopped moving, so we swing over, waving our swords, cracking our whips, screaming like the hounds of hell on nippin at our feet, then while you all are over there fightin and slayin and stuff, i'll guard the ship against rats.

or if you want me to get in on the action, i have some pull with the grim reaper (business about him not being able to die but being able to be broken apart, and a poker game that went bad for him made him do my will.) and he will find a place for them, either in limbo or inhell, just far away from the devil.

that takes care of both bnoats captain

[Stanislaw]

yar, hopefully they wont craft er way around er, heh, they be sneaky!...but I be hopin it be they ship nay ars do the splodin?

[the silent x]

precisely, i can set the fuse so the bombs go explodin when they hit the vessel, we won't blow ours up until we have the damned ship that need no sails to move forward and is the fastest craft on the sea, garr

[papayahed]

very much so sir, i am ready and able to bore holes into the bottom of the damned ship, then i can stuff a few exploding cannon balls in our guns and shoot them at the second ship. then while the damned ship hasn't sunk yet, it has just stopped moving, so we swing over, waving our swords, cracking our whips, screaming like the hounds of hell on nippin at our feet, then while you all are over there fightin and slayin and stuff, i'll guard the ship against rats.



With what you left your weapons on shore!!!!! :D

[the silent x]

i was being sarcastic, besides, i always have two short swords strapped to my back.