Stan's Dasterdly Ship

[Nightshade]

Thats what you think :brow:

[smilingtearz]

uhmm... "believe"...

[Jay]

Smilingtearz, that means you need to decide... Amazons (best crew ever) or Dasterdlies (Aimus, that is :p)... Dasterdlies (Elizabeth & Robin ;)) or Amazons (we can paint the sails pale pink with a red dragon on the main one! :D)... tick tock tick tock... :D

[smilingtearz]

i choose to go to sleep till Aimus arrives :D

[Jay]

Ok then, you can wait for him aboard the lifeboat! :D

[Nightshade]

ahh well well see :D

[smilingtearz]

it had to happen with me... poor me i'm alone :( and scared

:p

[Jay]

Nah, you're not alone, you're there with Stan, Robin & Elizabeth (once they swim there, someone dumped them into the ocean, ahem :angel: ), Aimus, Adil, Pen the Ghost... am I forgetting anyone? See? Not alone :p

[smilingtearz]

:cold: why isn't all this a dream.... wasn't i happy at the end of the rainbow gaurding my pot of gold..

[ElizabethSewall]

Hey! We're swimming... Already see a deserted island ahead!

[Virgil]

i choose to go to sleep till Aimus arrives :D
I'm not going to say anything this time. :D

[smilingtearz]

I don't want to leave the Dasterdly in their hands.... *points to the heartless opponents*

[smilingtearz]

I'm not going to say anything this time. :D


:lol:... please don't

[Jay]

So it seems like Smilingtearz has joined Aimus... I mean, the Dasterdlies :p. See? Was it that difficult deciding? :D

[ElizabethSewall]

*Giggling badly*

~Elizabeth struggles in the deep waters~

[smilingtearz]

oh the sweet angel... i know how it feels to have wet wings...

err... people don't understand that i'm faithful to the Dasterdly... they're cooking up many stories

:p

[Jay]

Night, Virgil & Brandi (and other Amazons turning up for their shifts :p), hold the fortress... uhm... the ships I mean! Real life interferring :p

[smilingtearz]

hahaha!!... gotya there... virgil forgot that Brandi, who loves to be with me, was with the dasterdlies... i have her!.. HAH! captured... of course i won't hurt the sweetheart!!

[ElizabethSewall]

Congrats Eva! :banana:

~still struggling, Elizabeth waits for Robin to rescue her~

My poor wings... :bawling:

[smilingtearz]

hmph! ... where is he?

[ElizabethSewall]

He had to go.. :(
I guess I shall have to wait 'till tonight... :bawling:

[Pendragon]

Nah, you're not alone, you're there with Stan, Robin & Elizabeth (once they swim there, someone dumped them into the ocean, ahem :angel: ), Aimus, Adil, Pen the Ghost... am I forgetting anyone? See? Not alone :p



Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly V
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(From papers discovered inside an empty cask)

Faith, there's been quite a battle aboard this sea-going tub!
And I might have taken my part, only I cannot bear light of day.
But the boarders were victorious in the end, just as my power began to come—
The crew fought well and bravely yet lost in this fray.
And I thinks to myself if perhaps in the end t'was for the best,
For I was never wanting them to reach that island if I could make 'em slip.
But now the victors are marooning them there I'll be blest,
And changing the name! No good ever comed of changing the name of a ship!
Ha! And this brave lass here is saying she'll maroon me here as well—
Har-Har! 'Tis enough to make me laugh enough to rip my shirt down the side!
Have ye never heard the auld saying, lass, "Dead men tell no tales?"
Do ye think ye can order or control the power of one who has died?
I do not like the color of the sails, and changing the name bad luck indeed:
But ye cannot be rid of the Old Pirate's Ghost by casting him back into the sea!





http://www.mccrecords.com/PirateLaugh3.gif

Pendragon

[papayahed]

So am I no longer captain?

[Nightshade]

Hey IM not a dasterdly! IM a A SMILIE!
see
:D:D:D::D:D:DD::
^
l
l
me!!

[Pensive]

Hey Eva, come on, you don't wanna be there! Join Amazons and you will come into the protection of Pensy's special sword and no one will be able to put a finger against you. No Injuries!

[Riesa]

umm, guys, I think Aimus has done something to start the Amazon Queen sinking, shouldn't we be tending to the Mothership?

[smilingtearz]

I wouldn't leave the dasterdly... i'd rather be faithful...

[Scheherazade]

So am I no longer captain?Yes, you are if you accept the offer.

I think Jay was trying to protect what is already OURS while our crew was away, attending other pirately business!

[AimusSage]

*After Landing on the Dastardly, Aimus makes swirling motions with his Giant Miniature Pocketknife.*

No crew member of the dastardly shall serve Papayahed. We are all faithfull to our captain Stan!

*Slips on the blasted orange paint that he is still covered in*

[papayahed]

*After Landing on the Dastardly, Aimus makes swirling motions with his Giant Miniature Pocketknife.*

No crew member of the dastardly shall serve Papayahed. We are all faithfull to our captain Stan!

*Slips on the blasted orange paint that he is still covered in*


My first plank walker..... To the plank wit' ya.

[AimusSage]

* Yells* Can't, I'm already tied up at the Queen, but feel free to cut me loose! :p

[papayahed]

Tied up at the queen is a good place for you.

[AimusSage]

*Yells Back* It sure is, I wouldn't want to be on the Dastardly when the martians arive!

[Jay]

You sure their navigation system is in order? They seem to be headed... away... far, far away from here... where did you send them again?

[AimusSage]

Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you, they're going over to the Orion nebula first to pick up some very rare flowers for Eva. :)

[papayahed]

Awww Carp! Do I have to send for my robot monkeys?

[AimusSage]

*Yells from the dangling position he is in* You can, but you better check below their tails, It says:'Made on Mars'

[Jay]

Then we better get those 'Made on Venus' :p

[AimusSage]

Aw shucks, me and my big mouth. :(

[Jay]

How's the hanging working out for ya? :p

[AimusSage]

It's not that comfortable actually, could you loosen the ropes a bit? I'd appreciate it. :)

[RJbibliophil]

of course not. what your orders capn Papaya?

[Jay]

In the cap'n Papaya's absence, I guess we could tie Aimus to the mast instead for a bit, no? Wouldn't want to cause permanent damage to his legs, right?

[AimusSage]

That would be nice of you, you sure you're not one of the dastardly? :p

[Jay]

Positive :p

If we kill you all off, whom are we gonna chase?

[AimusSage]

You may kill us, but you can't kill a ghost, Pen will never rest untill the Dastardly is clean of all Amazones and the Queen rests at the bottom of the sea!

[Jay]

It's really not too entertaining going after a ghost. A little bit of exorcism and it's all over. (if he be a bad spirit :p)

[AimusSage]

You can't do that to Pen, he is not a bad spirit. He's fighting the good fight remember.

[Jay]

He is? Didn't notice ;)

[AimusSage]

Anyone fighting agains the oppression of the Amazones is fighting the good fight! :p

[Jay]

Oppression? We're just liberating the misused ship! :p

[AimusSage]

Tell that to capt'n Stan, and we'll see who'se liberating what!

[Jay]

This leads nowhere! :p We could spend eternity arguing POVs! Let's just leave it at the bit where we (well, most of us I think?) don't desire you all 6 feet under (or in a shark's belly) quite yet... Hey, if you can have a ghost, can I have a dragon? http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/smileys/05.gif

[AimusSage]

Sure you can, there's one on the island over there building sand castles.

[Jay]

Right, it's gotta wait for me *waves*, busy right now :p

[RJbibliophil]

good luck with your dragon jay! I can't stay and take care of the ship much longer... so be quick!

[Jay]

Dragons? They're on whatever side I'm on! :p

[AimusSage]

The sand castle building dragons sure are. I'm sure they build you a nice one too! :p

[Jay]

No, all of them!

[AimusSage]

you mean the fire spitting, back stabbing, untrustworthy dragons are on your side too? And you belief that? :)

[RJbibliophil]

of course! Jay has special dragon luring powers. For some reason they are attracted to her unique beauty and charm, and come running to serve her....

[AimusSage]

Unfortunately for her they are also backstabbing and untrustworthy :D lets see how long they are on her side before abbandoning it for their own.

[Jay]

Well, there's one that's NOT backstabbing and all that, Sapphira! (ha, didn't see that one coming, have ya ;))

[AimusSage]

There always is an exception to the rule, but the other dragons aren't going to like an exception! :p

[Jay]

They too busy building sand castles anyway ;)

[AimusSage]

But they be mighty sand castles. Those castles are the only thing that's good about your side actually! :p

[RJbibliophil]

well, yeah, but your attempts to conquer them have been feeble, and have not met with success.

[papayahed]

well, yeah, but your attempts to conquer them have been feeble, and have not met with success.



:D :D Couldn't agree more.

[AimusSage]

Yes, I agree, our attempts have been feeble, it fits perfectly into the grand masterplan. :D

[RobinHood3000]

Why on earth wouldn't the dragons be on PenDRAGON'S side??

[Virgil]

hahaha!!... gotya there... virgil forgot that Brandi, who loves to be with me, was with the dasterdlies... i have her!.. HAH! captured... of course i won't hurt the sweetheart!!
:eek2: Oh, my, no, my Brandi!

[RobinHood3000]

Is Brandi fire-insured?

[ElizabethSewall]

Now, Virgil will be back on the Dastardly, for the sake of Brandi! :banana:

[smilingtearz]

Elizabeth did you forget sometime back that we needn't have drowned or tried to swim... what've we got wings for?

[woeful painter]

EIDT: (Wrong ship!!!) I'm jumping ship...steathtily! Planting C5s and other explosives on the QUEEN! This is my expertise! Har Har, wait 'till I push the button HAR HAR HAR!...everybody here thinks ol' snoopy is a harmless ol' puppy :D

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly VI
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(From papers discovered inside an empty cask)

Now I heard them talking above me and slipped up for a look,
They be trying an exorcism, no less! “Avaunt spirit, be gone!” and like so.
Why, I were a good Anglican in my time and lived by the book—
And 'twere nay fault o' mine that that pirate ran me through back to fo'.
Nay, I like my bunk here, and here will I stay if I wish.
This Jay has even took up with a cold dragon, who may see me.
I made them my friends long ago when I slept with the fish,
And a dragon a friend for eternity ever will be.
In the night I have passed among the crew and I wish them no harm,
But they are not my crew, Cap'n Stan and the rest.
Were I still the man Arrow, what could I do? Nay cause for alarm.
But a ghost I be now, and my full power I have yet to test.
Hee-hee. Jay knows not that her dragon and I can converse.
The two of us are a power. But below in the sea lies far worse—


http://piratghostship.narod.ru/images/reia.jpg
(Getting better at manifestations already! Hee-ha!)

Pendragon

[smilingtearz]

He's the MAN!!.. umm.. the ghost i mean!

[RobinHood3000]

Boo-yah!!!

[papayahed]

Ghost don't scare me. They rattle a few chains, big Deal!!!!!! Imaginary friends can take care of any old ghost.

[woeful painter]

How about my legion of snoopies? Still not scared yet? :p

[Nightshade]

legion of dnoopies???
:D :brow:
Chris http://www.cosgan.de/images/more/bigs/c018.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/more/bigs/c018.gif Would your snoopies be interested in joing the good fight against the evil penguins??
:D

[woeful painter]

Why certainly! Though are they really that evil? Perhaps they can be reasoned with to save enough blood-shedding :D Though I still think the evil penguins are cute!

[Nightshade]

OMG your as bad as Aimus why do you all think the penguins can be swayed! or cute :sick:
I guess you will have to be reprogrammed :nod:
in the meantime I suggest everybody agree with me or Ill have my spell book out and weve all seen those results :brow:

[RobinHood3000]

Yes--you ended up creating one of your most potent enemies here! By all means, try again!

Where's Woodstock? We need all the crew members we can get!!

[Nightshade]

IF thats what you want have it your way
*opens book*
humm where are my glasses oh yes here we go tadpoles

[RJbibliophil]

What ever happened to Stan since we took over the Princess?

[papayahed]

What ever happened to Stan since we took over the Princess?

He's secured. :D

[RobinHood3000]

Dragged on his honeymoon, I suppose...

[woeful painter]

Yes--you ended up creating one of your most potent enemies here! By all means, try again!

Where's Woodstock? We need all the crew members we can get!!

Woodstock? Who's woodstock here?
I also have to have an army of them to help me eat up the rest of night's smiles! And that spell book of her's! HAR HAR!

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly VII
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(From papers discovered inside an empty cask)

Hummm. This lass with the rictus simile is talking to the Cap'n now,
And Jay's dragon has told me she has a book filled with spells.
I be a ghost, mind, but I would avoid trouble if there were a way out—
But if she gives me no choice, ah, I know where Leviathan dwells.
And I had visitors last night, although I wanted them not.
We're still too close to yon island, accursed land that it be!
Pirate spirits they were, killed by Old Flint and left there to rot—
Still seeking revenge on a ship that sails the seven seas!
They were a fierce looking groups even for just rags and bone—
I thought of an army of ghosts—we could recapture this ship!
But, nay. I cannot trust them. And so they are no more—gone!
For secrets have I that shall not pass my ectoplasmic lips.
But Leviathan, the Great Dragon, stirs below in his sleep.
Should I wake him, who shall be able to send him back into the deep...


http://mistrfinga.com/pir8.jpg
(Took a turn at the wheel last night! Hee-ha!)

Pendragon

[RJbibliophil]

Well, I hope he enjoys his honeymoon! :lol: Who is he with? I never did figure that one out...

[Jay]

Cap'n Papaya (unless she changed her mind :p)

[RJbibliophil]

What of the sea maiden? If she is gone so much, I think Jay should be 2nd in command on both the Queen and the Princess

[RJbibliophil]

Have all the dasterdlys abandoned the Princess for the Queen?

[Jay]

No, they're all on the deserted island, remember? Probably trying to find a way to turn those palms into a something that'll float...

[papayahed]

Anchor's up matey's. Let's set sail to the port of Papayatown!!!!!

[RJbibliophil]

Aye Aye Capn'! should I climb to the crows nest?

[papayahed]

Scamper on up my piglet!!

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly VIII
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(From papers discovered inside an empty cask)

I got me a bit of a problem, here, and that is no joke--
Ye see, I slipped over to yon island in the stillness of the night.
For it were it my mind to raise Leviathan and take the ship back from these blokes,
But when I reached the campfire on the beech, may the Sweet Lord save me sight!
None seemed to be too down hearted at the lost of yon fair ship,
It was sailor talking to fair maiden, and laughing time to time.
Ye'd just think them on a holiday! And here me worrying me auld bones stiff!
Ah, well. They wanted to come here and they got here didn't they? Fine!
But, still, a ghost I be, and yet kind-hearted after all,
So I went out o're the waters on the other side of the Island.
And there a scuttled vessel surfaced in answer to the magic of me call.
The sea nymphs made her good and shipshape, and I moored her. Left a note in the sand.
Now they have the means to leave the island if they will read the words I wrote:
And me, I think I’ll stick around, and bunk aboard this boat...


(Oops! Gotta be more careful!)
http://www.occultopedia.com/images_/topic/ghost_hand.jpg

Pendragon

[Nightshade]

So Finally I pledge my allegiance to....
The Ghost.
I figure he wont have the means or indeed the wish to kill all the little smilies
So now aimus will you give me back my smilies??

[AimusSage]

The Dastardly Ghost of Pendragon, I guess the factory can run at half capacity for that, you can have your smilies, use them wisely! :)

[Nightshade]

OH yes! :banana:
*Gives aimus a hug and then hugs all the smilies *oh and the martians and snoopies?

[AimusSage]

Don't worry about the martians, they won't bother the smilies anymore, I'm sure the Snoopies won't either, now that you have choosen to ally yourself with the dastardlies. It'll be as per the treaty agreed upon. Perhaps you should pulbish the articles of the agreement for clarification.

[Nightshade]

errrr I had to clear my inbox :blush:

[AimusSage]

So did I, Well just keep it the way it is now then, the dastardlies will not engage smilies, and will defend the smilies if they are attacked, and the smilies will do everything in their power to defend the dastardlies against the Amazones and other treats. :)

[Nightshade]

I found them The treaty says you all have to do what I want!!!!

[AimusSage]

Nope, that was your revised edition, it's the original revised treaty, as drafted by me, that we will adhere to.

[RJbibliophil]

*from the crow's nest* Land Ho! Land Ho! umm, maybe that was a cloud. How far is it to Papaytown Capn?

[papayahed]

We should be reaching it shortly, let me check the maps.

[Pensive]

Oh, let's check it Captain, I can't wait to reach it!

[Stanislaw]

er...what be this matter o the name o me ship? an, why I be not bein reffered to as cap'tn and why me ship be o princess?


er...did I be missin somethin? :D

[RobinHood3000]

You'd better read that last dozen pages or so, Cap'n...

[papayahed]

er...what be this matter o the name o me ship? an, why I be not bein reffered to as cap'tn and why me ship be o princess?


er...did I be missin somethin? :D

Sorry Sweety.....but it was just floating there, just waiting to be "found".....

[Virgil]

What's happened to Scher?

[Stanislaw]

heh...if sher be gone...does that mean I be back in business? :D

[Stanislaw]

heh...looks like I have a new ship now!
http://potc.arwen-undomiel.com/images/jack/Jack_mast.jpg

oh carp!

http://potc.arwen-undomiel.com/images/jack/Jack_sinking.jpg

[papayahed]

heh...if sher be gone...does that mean I be back in business? :D

No, I'm the Captain!!!!!




Those are cute little "x's" there Stannie.

[RJbibliophil]

What are your orders Captn?

*from crow's nest* Ooh! Land ho! Land ho! I see an island! Is that Papayatown?

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly IX
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(From papers discovered inside an empty cask)

Hummm. The Cap'n of this vessel, her w' the blue furry hair,
Seems to be a good enough leader for this fine ship.
Hee-hee. A lot of the crew seems to be maidens fair—
Well, this Ghost willnae be trying to give this boat the slip!
The li'l un, think they call her Piglet, that be up in the Crow's nest,
I'm fair certain she spied me at the railing last night.
She has eyes that are sharper than most of the rest,
(I'd have bowed and given her a smile, but she'd had enough fright!)
Ah, me. I saw where the Cap'n has been in touch w' Cap'n Stan,
I left him a fine ship, all fit for the sailing for home.
Has the bloke already managed to sink that fair vessel again?!
Odds bodkins! The thought gives me pain in me bones!
I may have to leave a note on the li'l un's pillow tonight—
And let her know if she sees Old Arrow, she need have no fright...

(Oops! Start a fire down here in the hold, Arrow, ye auld fool!)


http://www.occultopedia.com/images_/topic/ghost_hand.jpg

Pendragon

[papayahed]

What are your orders Captn?

*from crow's nest* Ooh! Land ho! Land ho! I see an island! Is that Papayatown?


Good going Piglet!!! It is Papayatown, I can hear the calypso music from here.

[Pendragon]

(Note mysteriously found on the pillow of Piglet, serving aboard the Amazon Princess, Under Captain Papayahead)

"Hee-hee. Li’l' un. Know yew saw me at th' railing last night. Auld Arrow willnae hurt ye, lassie. I am a ghost, not a vampire or aught such. Ye will be fine enough. Take care.

Mr. Arrow, Ghost of The Dastardly—(hang me, I still think no good comes of changing a ships name!)



:brow:

[RJbibliophil]

Pendragon, why is it you cannot sleep in peace? What foreboding trouble do you spy? For, when trouble is brewing, ghosts rise to protect. Why do I see you every night, when the sky is clear, and the moon shines on the crystal clear water?
http://www.carltonartgallery.com/images/Toni%20Carlton%20Prints%20Gallery/Mountain%20Mystery.JPG

[Stanislaw]

No, I'm the Captain!!!!!




Those are cute little "x's" there Stannie.

d'oh...
Me new ship (http://potc.arwen-undomiel.com/images/jack/Jack_mast.jpg)

The new ship... (http://potc.arwen-undomiel.com/images/jack/Jack_sinking.jpg)

heh, maybes the forum was so afeared o me ship it wouldna display 'em! :D

[papayahed]

d'oh...
Me new ship (http://potc.arwen-undomiel.com/images/jack/Jack_mast.jpg)

The new ship... (http://potc.arwen-undomiel.com/images/jack/Jack_sinking.jpg)

heh, maybes the forum was so afeared o me ship it wouldna display 'em! :D

very dashing...

[papayahed]

Ya know Stan there is a way to get your ship back.........



Dum Dum De Dum.....

[AimusSage]

I've heard this here ship is restored, maybe you can pick her up for a fair price. She's located in the No. 2 Drydock at the Royal Naval Dockyard in Portsmouth, UK. It's a real classic I've been told.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g104/Aimussage/Victory1.jpg

[Stanislaw]

Ya know Stan there is a way to get your ship back.........



Dum Dum De Dum.....

is that like the marriage waltz...or the funeral waltz... :D :lol: :D

[papayahed]

is that like the marriage waltz...or the funeral waltz... :D :lol: :D

Aren't they one in the same???

[Stanislaw]

Aren't they one in the same???

well I wasna gonna say it! :D

[papayahed]

well I wasna gonna say it! :D

Well, you were thinking it....

Sooner or Later Sweetie...... :D

[Pendragon]

Ah, li'l un! How be ye? I knew ye seen me, but faith, lass, few dare speak to a ghost. Trouble, ye ask? Well, the sea be full of it, right enough. Whisper a word into yon Cap'n's ear to steer Nor'east when ye see a rocky islet off t'starboard. They's a sea-serpent lurks near there that ye dinnae want to run into, to be sure. Now, I maun go.

Ye've sharp eyes lass. Use them well. We may meet again. But I don't always have a warning. I spent too long in Davey Jones' Locker. I like to stretch me bones once in a while. G'nite lass

(The ghosts fades out....)http://static.flickr.com/16/21993431_52143d76ba_m.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

Walk the aisle, or walk the plank. Not the most palatable of decisions...

[RJbibliophil]

why not have the marriage isle be the plank? Then you two can walk it together.

[Stanislaw]

why not have the marriage isle be the plank? Then you two can walk it together.

my most preciouse mutineous lass...I do believes that yer crew be mutineers aswell! :D

[papayahed]

my most preciouse mutineous lass...I do believes that yer crew be mutineers aswell! :D

I think you're right!!!! :lol:

It's lonely at the top. ;)

[RJbibliophil]

Well, it would appear that you would like to play the same tune for your wedding and funerals, and that you would like both of them to occur simultaineously.

[Stanislaw]

I think you're right!!!! :lol:

It's lonely at the top. ;)

well...maybe they'll maroon us on the same rock, and then we can plots twice o the revenge! :D

[papayahed]

well...maybe they'll maroon us on the same rock, and then we can plots twice o the revenge! :D

How romantic!!! :D

[Scheherazade]

Aww, so shall I order myself a new hat or not?

:D

[RJbibliophil]

Of course Scher, as long as it isn't a black tricornered hat with skull bones on it.

[Stanislaw]

How romantic!!! :D
Indeed...tis nothing so sweet! :D

[RJbibliophil]

Should we do it Scher?

[Stanislaw]

Should we do it Scher?

er...aren't ye afeared o all the heaps o revenge we shall dish out? :D

[RJbibliophil]

I was asking Scher, as Commadore of the fleet, what she thought of the idea of sending you two on a second honeymoon.

[Stanislaw]

I was asking Scher, as Commadore of the fleet, what she thought of the idea of sending you two on a second honeymoon.


a second honeymoon...or cleverely disguised mutiny? :D

[Jay]

er...aren't ye afeared o all the heaps o revenge we shall dish out? :D
Depends on who'll be the mastermind of the said revenge ;)

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly X
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(From papers discovered inside an empty cask)

Bless me bones! What's this rot I hear going on aboard th' ship?
A-talkin' of mutiny! The whispers reach even to th' depths of th' hold.
'Tis the Cap'n that be talking of giving th' others th' slip,
Seems that her heart burns w' longing for Cap'n Stan th' Bold.
Yon Commodore Scher', now, has a fine head on her shoulders—
"If ye be wishing to walk the aisle, ye can both walk the plank!"
I've nay wish for trouble, nor harm, but mutinous bounders—
If they end in Davey Jones' Locker they have they own selves to thank!
It willnae be long afore we come up on the reef I warned Piglet about.
Did she tell anyone what auld Arrow had to say?
Ah, well. If she dinnae, we'll soon spot the sea serpent spout—
And there'll be far worst than mutiny to spoil the fair day!
Hee-hee! My power grows with my time among the mortals:
Soon I'll be no longer confined to the limits of the nighttime’s portals...

(Oops! Get used to a candle, Arrow, ye auld fool!)


http://www.occultopedia.com/images_/topic/ghost_hand.jpg

Pendragon

[AimusSage]

Looksee at the pretty snake in the water, awww pretty! teehee :D

[RJbibliophil]

You did hear my whisper, didn't you?


Whisper a word into yon Cap'n's ear to steer Nor'east when ye see a rocky islet off t'starboard. They's a sea-serpent lurks near there that ye dinnae want to run into, to be sure.

[AimusSage]

You didn't notice the captain being a little preoccupied lately to be bother with course corrections? Hehe, you didn't even notice I got back from the Island. :lol: Some lookout you are :p

[Stanislaw]

Depends on who'll be the mastermind of the said revenge ;)

and what mean ye by that...my revenge mastermindin is as good as any other! :D

[Stanislaw]

as fer the snake charmer and the lookout...I do suggest ye find yer away around the snakey chap lest we all been eats! :D

[Stanislaw]

ahahahahhahahahahaha! soons I shall be back in business! :D

though I admit, I do feel abit like ol jack sparrow! :D

[papayahed]

and what mean ye by that...my revenge mastermindin is as good as any other! :D

But I'm better.

[Stanislaw]

But I'm better.

yar I do admit that! :D


heh...so by pressure o the mods above...when shall a date be set? :D

[AimusSage]

as fer the snake charmer and the lookout...I do suggest ye find yer away around the snakey chap lest we all been eats! :D
The snake doesn't stand a chance! I have a new and improved Giant Miniature Pocket Knive by Martian Knives INC! (TM) :D

[Pendragon]

Note found pinned to AimusSage's shirt: Aye, lad, I noticed ye creeping back aboard, but I dinnae say a word. I have a soft spot for persons who risk life and limb to get back aboard ship. Th' be sure, would have been far easier to go t'other side of the island and get the ship I left ye, but no matter. Behave, however, and start no tricks. Yon serpent is no the worst thing in these waters. Have ye heard o' He That Sleeping Lies?

[AimusSage]

Pinned to me shirt? Are ye blind good ghost? I lost me shirt on the island. That hurt it did! :lol:

[papayahed]

yar I do admit that! :D


heh...so by pressure o the mods above...when shall a date be set? :D

well shiver me timbers!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :confused:


ummmmmmm........... ummmmmmmmm.....

[Stanislaw]

well shiver me timbers!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :confused:


ummmmmmm........... ummmmmmmmm.....

:D ai, I thought the same :D

[Scheherazade]

Hey, hurry up please! I have a hat and a cake to order you know!

:banana:

[Stanislaw]

Hey, hurry up please! I have a hat and a cake to order you know!

:banana:

somes people are just to eager...be there a secret betting pool or somethings? :D

[Scheherazade]

somes people are just to eager...be there a secret betting pool or somethings? :DNot sure... I don't think anyone would put any money on a losing bet!

:D

[papayahed]

Apparently we had the honeymoon, why do we need a wedding??????

[Scheherazade]

You did?? :eek:

And 'apparently' tells me that you had a grand time! :D

[mir]

have any room for a space station on board? i can cook . . . (or eat, at least) and my pirate talk is invaluable, ye scabrous sea-pigeons! hoist the rudder! weigh sails! ahoy!

[Scheherazade]

At the moment, we are looking for a flower girl for the upcoming wedding!

:D

[mir]

i can carry flowers too . . . hoist the flowers! starboard and port! port for the wedding! : )

[papayahed]

You did?? :eek:

And 'apparently' tells me that you had a grand time! :D

RJ thinks so.

[RJbibliophil]

Well, just wait a few minutes. It's what I hear anyway.

[RJbibliophil]

I hope this is suffiecient to back up my statement. As far as I know, amid all the turmoil, Papaya and Jay found the Dasterdly abandoned after Stan had left, so they with the help of the crew sent the dasterdlies swimming to Deserted Island, where it would appear Papaya and Stan had discreetly and secretly planned a honeymoon getaway. Papaya kept coming back to ship, so no one really caught on right away.



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[papayahed]

Wow! Is your last name holmes?

[RJbibliophil]

oh no! how did you guess? what am I going to do?


I was just paying attention all along, and therefore it was easy to locate the posts. :D

[Stanislaw]

RJ thinks so.
:lol: :D

I think I found a pic of RJ online:
http://stealthboy.dyndns.org/~msherman/images/emptg01.gif

:D

[RJbibliophil]

Oh no! where did you get THAT You're not supposed to have my picture, oh no, what am I going to do?

[Stanislaw]

Oh no! where did you get THAT You're not supposed to have my picture, oh no, what am I going to do?


heh heh heh...ye can pay homage to the captain o this ship! :D

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly XI
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(This one found pinned to the main mast)

What be goin' on here? By the great daemons o' the deep!
Now it seems that I a true ghost am not the only shape-shifter!
Yon picture of Piglet Holmes is not the maiden in yon cabin asleep,
Yet with her own mouth she proclaims that 'tis her in yon picture!
Cap'n Stan sails in a Chinee Junk, refusing the vessel,
That I raised for him back at yon islet and the sea nymphs repaired.
And here I were so kind t' th' Cap'n, and dinnae wish him harm nae trouble,
Could he not take what were at hand? I bet th' Chinee took it main fair!
Ah, love, it doth strange things to the heart of a puir sailing man,
And ye be requiring a Priest t' be a-marrying of ye twain?
I know a good man enough, dead now for two centuries, but a friend,
And his heart still beats pure and his vestments are unstained.
If you like, I can ask Father Sergio to come and join ye as man and wife:
That is, if ye dinnae mind having th' service at midnight...


(Got to spiff up me duds for th' wedding!)


http://static.flickr.com/16/21993431_52143d76ba_m.jpgPendragon

[RJbibliophil]

You must not believe all that you see. That could be me. Maybe yes, maybe no. You cannot be sure. Meet me in moonlight old, faithful Arrow, when I serenade the moon, and dance my heart out. At that melancholy, nostalgic hour, you will see me as I am.

And I will pay homage to none, especially not the captain of a poorly manned, sinking, stinking tub. I am faithful to Commadore Scheherazade.

[Stanislaw]

somes cap'ns would be so lucky to be crewed by such a ghost as the feared ghost o the dasterdly stans!

[Pendragon]

Ach, Lass, t' be sure ye dinnae look like yon picture so dreamy in the moonlight. Auld Arrow has became rather used to his new power as a day walker, so ye need not just seek me by night. Here, me li’l 'un. 'Tis a bosun’s whistle, a special 'un. I were mate on The Hispaniola afore th' pirates rid themselves of me. This whistle I alone can hear. Keep it safe and secret. But in danger, gi' 'er a blow and I'll be there. D'ye like me new duds, lass? Niver mine th' aging effect. I maun shape shift t' fit th' duds, ye ken.

http://www.reconstructinghistory.com/18thc/sailor2sm.jpg
Pendragon

[RJbibliophil]

Aaah. A garb worthy of such a noble ghost. You are most certainly fit for a wedding. You are most kind to show such favor to me. I choose the night, for the night is my friend. The light is life, but the night holds secrets all its own.

[Stanislaw]

oh ho ho ho ho oh ho! (evil stongbad laugh) Har, we be back in business mates...fire on the junk thison be our rightful ship!

[grace86]

Gargh...has cap'n finally reclaimed the ship!!??

(from what I understand, I'm now be posting here instead of the other thread due to our re-comandeering?)

[papayahed]

Hey, I don't remember any coops???????

I knew we shouldn't have let you make a wish on those birthday cakes!!!!!


DRATS!!!!!

[kathycf]

Abandon hope, ye none dastardly ones... ;)

[AimusSage]

Ahrrrrrrrrr! where be tha 32 pounder guns? We'd narry put a scratch in with them long 9s!

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly XII
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(Found with the others in the sealed cask)

Odds Blood! What sort o' treachery is this now!
I come up here all spiffed up and prepared for a wedding!
But Cap'n Stan has turned Pirate again, and retaking this scow,
Ach, Arrow, ye auld fool, is this not what ye were dreading?
Once a Pirate, always one, like the one-legged bloke
That ordered meself ran through and tossed tae th' sharks!
By the powers! Cap'n Stan, I've been a peaceful sort of folk,
And dinnae wish to harm a soul, but ye raise the anger in me 'eart!
Dinnae ye ken that these people are under my protection?
I can raise an army of th' dead frae th' depths o' Davey Jones' Locker!
Ye may beat these mere mortals, but w' ghosts coming frae every direction
Ye'll loose yon fair pistol, afore ye can **** 'er!
Look yon t' sta'board, Cap'n the sun is sinking low:
And I feel the stirring of me army from the dark waters below!

(They be comin’, now old friend. I cannae control them all, so do be reasonable?)

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2003_Pirates_of_the_Caribbean/2003_pirates_of_the_caribbean_010.jpg Pendragon

[Stanislaw]

har, ol ghost, I aint be meanin to quarel, nor be I meanin to put the lot o mutiners to the locker, I jus be reclaimin what once were mine. :D

[Pendragon]

The Ghost of The Dastardly
(Spoken so all may hear and see.)
http://johnny.13rus.ru/diz/1_0_0.jpg

Ye see me now, d'ye not, Cap'n Stan?
And they, out there, rushing o're the waters as nae mortal can?


http://www.zelluloid.de/images/szenen/4397f3207fb7c.jpg

We dinnae wish things to go wrong, Cap'n, now do we?
I control them, yet some are maun hard tae manage.
Halt ye there on the briny, Israel Hands!
Amazing, ain't it, Cap'n? Still blood lust burns in 'im after all these years!
This vessel be yourn, you says, d'ye, Cap'n?
Ye stole it yerself frae someone else, did ye not?
Another takes it frae ye, and ye get all riled, but they left ye alive!
Alive, d'ye ken! 'Tis muckle mair than they did frae auld Arrow aboard The Hispanola!
And I left ye a fair ship in trade fer this 'un, and ye refuse it and seize the Chinee Junk!
Nae, man, nary a word! I raise my hand and THEY come aboard!
By the powers, I should blast ye where ye stand!
Ah, but peaceful and God-fearing I be, puir ghost that I be.
Mercy, nae judgment. Ye Cap'n's settle this a'tween ye.
The sea nymphs already repair and refloat the Chinee vessel.
But think nae t' cross me. I send the boys back.
Yet I can call them at my will. And this ghost 'tis a walker by day or by night.
Be ye warned! Come, Piglet, I would speak to ye.
Nae, lass, fear me not. Only my enemies need fear.

Mr. Arrow bids ye good evening, mates.


Pendragon

[papayahed]

har, ol ghost, I aint be meanin to quarel, nor be I meanin to put the lot o mutiners to the locker, I jus be reclaimin what once were mine. :D

Sheesh, at least I staged a coop.....I'm not sure How you got this ship back, but watch out my sweetie I took it once I'll take it again.

[Pendragon]

The Ghost of The Dastardly
(Cap'n Stan's Cabin)
http://johnny.13rus.ru/diz/1_0_0.jpg

Ye see me now, d'ye not, Cap'n Stan?
Faith, Cap'n ye are maun hard t' see reason, are ye not?
Headed out again for mair treasure and plunder, aboard a stolen ship.
What was thet? *Laughs*
D'ye really think frae a minute I couldnae have stopped ye?
Ye maun remember frae th' book Mr. Stevenson wrote that I were full o' merry heart.
I do love a good jest.
Ye be in frae a surprise very soon, me hearty.
Strange course ye be steering here, me bucko.
Still, ye never would listen to Auld Arrow, now would ye?
When ye see me again, Cap'n, take me advice then.
Adieu.

[Stanislaw]

Sheesh, at least I staged a coop.....I'm not sure How you got this ship back, but watch out my sweetie I took it once I'll take it again.

I be havin a thought o that, since ye did a swell job when ye didst coop me ship, I be thinkin that ye be welcome o a partner in a captaincy o this er fine ship? :D

[papayahed]

I be havin a thought o that, since ye did a swell job when ye didst coop me ship, I be thinkin that ye be welcome o a partner in a captaincy o this er fine ship? :D


Partners???? :banana: :banana: Well then perhaps we should go shopping for rings?? :banana: :banana:

[Stanislaw]

Partners???? :banana: :banana: Well then perhaps we should go shopping for rings?? :banana: :banana:
ai I s'pose we could be doin that. :D

[kathycf]

Partners???? :banana: :banana: Well then perhaps we should go shopping for rings?? :banana: :banana:

ai I s'pose we could be doin that. :D

Watch out, you guys. First it is all fun: coup staging and then partnerships and exchanging rings. Things can get all sticky, however... :p

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/misc/pirate-dumping-1.gif

[mir]

ah yes . . . and then comes the whole "you left your eyepatch lying on the floor again! walk the plank!" it's not all pillage and slaughter, you know . . .

[papayahed]

ai I s'pose we could be doin that. :D


Alllrrriigiggghhttt!!! :banana: I've always wanted matching nose rings!!!!

[Stanislaw]

well, so long a they be acursed noserings! :D

[papayahed]

well, so long a they be acursed noserings! :D

With any luck they'll get infected!!!!!

[RobinHood3000]

...and wouldn't THAT make for a lovely wedding photo?

[Stanislaw]

With any luck they'll get infected!!!!!
Indeed, if only we were so lucky! :D

[Stanislaw]

...and wouldn't THAT make for a lovely wedding photo?
and why not...whats more romantic than gangreen on matching acursed rings?

[RobinHood3000]

Gee. Beats me, Cap'n.

[Stanislaw]

Gee. Beats me, Cap'n.
See...nothing is nicer!, now at ats settled lets grab lunch!...gar, make for a richmans yaught and we shall steal 'is food!

[RobinHood3000]

NOW we're talking! Stealing from the rich is what I do best!!!

[Stanislaw]

NOW we're talking! Stealing from the rich is what I do best!!!

Indeed, in such a department your experience is unequalled! :D

[kathycf]

Where are we supposed to be set sailing for again?

[Nightshade]

After the wedding one ould asume unless they plan to be married at sea on the eve of attacking a great ship?
or just after it somehow I dont think the victims would sit tight and wait for the nose rings to be exchanged etc then get robbed.

Well unless you found a VERY obliging victim .

[RobinHood3000]

Maybe marauding a passing merchant ship is their idea of a honeymoon?

[Stanislaw]

Maybe marauding a passing merchant ship is their idea of a honeymoon?
:lol: indeed! :D

[papayahed]

I can't think of any better!!!

[kathycf]

Can we expect any mini-pirates someday from this blessed union? One can only imagine the merry mayhem that would ensue... ;)

"Walk the plank!" "No, you walk the plank!"

"Yarrh, Mom! Stan jr is trying to make me walk the plank!"


Susy, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times, take your hook out of your brother's eye! That is a brand new eyepatch!

[RobinHood3000]

"How many times to I have to tell you?? No parrots belowdecks!!!"

[literaturerocks]

robin is right! parrots below decks cause many problems!

[Stanislaw]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH


er...what has happened to Robin and Papaya? Its like they are twins... :D

[Scheherazade]

Really?? Don't know what you mean!

:banana:

[Stanislaw]

when in rome... :D

[RobinHood3000]

...drink heavily?

Never mind -- that was just my vacation plan.

[Stanislaw]

...drink heavily?

Never mind -- that was just my vacation plan.
:D well...in Italy wine is cheaper than non-alchoholic beverages! :D

[Nightshade]

:D well...in Italy wine is cheaper than non-alchoholic beverages! :D
seriously???
well I guess that scuttles my plans to visit italy.

[Stanislaw]

seriously???
well I guess that scuttles my plans to visit italy.
really, sorry to be the wet blanket...but don't worry relatively most things are cheaper than north am.

[papayahed]

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[Stanislaw]

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heh...gotta love google. :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

One wonders what they mean by "adult." Did Google read the brief interlude about Stan's honeymoon?

[kathycf]

One wonders what they mean by "adult." Did Google read the brief interlude about Stan's honeymoon?

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/hrtface.gif


Aww, all my google ads currently are free essays and a dancing bear book. :rage:

:p :p

Where is the next voyage on this great ship?

[Nightshade]

And Im still wondering if we ever set off in the firstplace!:D

[kathycf]

You may be right there, Nightshade. I think we are still sitting at the dock. :)

[RobinHood3000]

Quick question, Cap'n...


WHY is the rum ALWAYS gone???

[Nightshade]

hehehe

I saw that yesterday :D :nod:!

[RobinHood3000]

Love that movie!! :cool:

[Stanislaw]

Quick question, Cap'n...


WHY is the rum ALWAYS gone???

Anyone on board named elizabeth??? :D

so anywho...to settle facts we did indeed sail the ocean blue, and we are currently off the coast of england I believe, well twas our last bearing anywhoo...any ways I found thison special compass...and let me tell ye the tale...yada yada, sea turtles and human hair...yada yada pearly ships, yada yada, some crackins...and thats how I's gots it...so lets go to Italy...cause my desire right now is to eat some good food. :D

[Stanislaw]

:D "miss turner you should be in a dress or nothing at all, and it just so happens that I have nothing at all in my cabin"...priceless

[RobinHood3000]

"No dress in my cabin"...he's so clever...

~sprinkles paprika under his arms in front of a mob of cannibals~ A bit o' seasoning, eh?

[kathycf]

"Oh, bugger!"

So we are off to Italy? excellent.

[Stanislaw]

ai! Italy...lets take o'er the port city venice!

[RobinHood3000]

Sounds easy -- we can just sail right in!

[Stanislaw]

Sounds easy -- we can just sail right in!
Thats the shear brilliance of it...we'll be havin a new port...and we'll collect ransome from it!

[kathycf]

Can we go out to dinner too?

[RobinHood3000]

Who's "we"? :brow:

[AimusSage]

Why don't you two have a good time? I know this great restaurant, have fun. Be back before the morning watch, you don't want to miss your watch now do you? :)

[RobinHood3000]

I leave the decision up to Kathy. :cool:

[kathycf]

Ummm..."yaarh"? :D

[RobinHood3000]

Excellent...where to, Onion Garden? :p

[kathycf]

Are they like Olive Garden? Do we get free onions with the meal?

[AimusSage]

I suggest you two go to this little restaurant, just go down the street, take the second right, and the third one on the left, you can't miss it. They make a great turnip stew, but don't worry, they have quite an extensive menu, and not all is turnip, in case you want something different, I can't imagine why, but you never know. So have fun, and I'll turn in for the night, I've got the 1st dog watch tomorrow, so I had better be well rested, considering how long that watch is. :)

[RobinHood3000]

Off to the restaurant, then?

[kathycf]

Sounds good to me. I think I will order the turnip lasagna with salad. :nod:

[RobinHood3000]

Turnip Fettucine Alfredo...


...hold the turnips.

[Stanislaw]

har, tis fine crew...but dont be forgettin to loot the silverware on yer way back to the ship! :D

[RobinHood3000]

Aye aye, Cap'n!!