Stan's Dasterdly Ship [Archive] - Literature Network Forums

jakobin

12-02-2005, 05:29 AM

stan, me lord, me name is jack. used to be jack sparrow, but me lost me sparrow down in these here caribbean islands. now, people call me jack. i be a great asset to your ship, me have many skills including axe wielding, burning (me be a pyromaniac, this be how i lost me sparrow....thought it would fly faster on fire....didn't really work arr...), GSA (grand ship auto), and many more things. also me captain, i can speak the proper inglish if we need a spy in a proper township or village.

i would consider it a great privilage to be onboard Stan's Dasterdly Ship setting sail to the Carribean... (arr...see me perfect inglish!)

RobinHood3000

12-02-2005, 06:36 AM

-hands Nightshade a box of scopolamine tablets-

Kaltrina

12-02-2005, 06:47 AM

Can I join in Stan's Dasterdly ship...this sounds so interesting and thrilling.... can I join, can I join *flutters eyelashes*... I could be the cook... I love cooking and I'd cook with a lot of pleasure for all you guys... :nod: :D

RobinHood3000

12-02-2005, 06:53 AM

Let her in!!! LET HER IN, I SAY!!!!

Nightshade

12-02-2005, 06:56 AM

hummm what would you ccok our other cook wanted to cook the most unhealthy foods?
as self designated fusspot and holder of the medicine cabinet points to box of tablets and choclate orandges I need to know
:D

Kaltrina

12-02-2005, 06:56 AM

Thank you Robin... did you hear that, let meee iiinnn... *big smile* :D

Kaltrina

12-02-2005, 06:58 AM

whatever you want... you just give the name of the meal and the ingredients and I'll cook... whatever you want... :D :D

Nightshade

12-02-2005, 06:59 AM

yupp I want her here!!!!

:D

RobinHood3000

12-02-2005, 07:04 AM

-is now in a frenzy- Emeril Lagasse be damned, I say we LET HER IN!!!! For the love of whatever higher pirate authority you answer to, we need coquettes--I mean, women--and food on this voyage!!!

Kaltrina

12-02-2005, 07:05 AM

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

yey, yey, yey..... *dancing all around the room*
you'll have the best meals ever... :D

Nightshade

12-02-2005, 07:06 AM

Ahem *throws a deadly choclate orange at robins head*
that is for the coquette remark I take offence.

Kaltrina

12-02-2005, 07:11 AM

??? coquette?? *chases him with a frying pan in the hand*

RobinHood3000

12-02-2005, 07:20 AM

-spears the chocolate orange on a Razor Arrow and pins it to the Crow's Nest, then ascends to the top of the mizzenmast with a Cable Arrow, shouting across the ship-

She's fluttering her eyelashes!! It's an accurate description, I say!! Not my fault!!

Nightshade

12-02-2005, 07:25 AM

Not when a coquette is also a euphimisim for somthing else!!!
ANd dont think you can get away from me that easily...

*runs after him sending vengence smilies http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb049.gif*

OT btw I found you that smilie

:Dhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb043.gif

RobinHood3000

12-02-2005, 03:54 PM

Nightshade

12-02-2005, 04:24 PM

not gonna say however did youlike you smilie??
its not actually shooting the other one:D

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb043.gif

RobinHood3000

12-02-2005, 04:27 PM

Haha, I LOVE it!!

Actually, about the euphemism, at this point, it's more like a "What euphemi--...oh."

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb001.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb043.gif

jakobin

12-02-2005, 05:17 PM

am i in mateys??? i have not yet heard word of whether i am worthy for a place on this here ship.

RobinHood3000

12-02-2005, 05:21 PM

What are your skills, jakobin?

jakobin

12-02-2005, 07:13 PM

RobinHood3000

12-02-2005, 09:15 PM

Calculate the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow and compare it to that of a roaring wave of flame. Then you're in, pending Stanislaw's approval.

B-Mental

12-02-2005, 10:34 PM

Harr, sorry I'm late skipper, next time drop anchor closer to shore. Thar's a jibful o' sharks in these waters...an it don matter where we's headin long as theres a good wind behin us an pillagin afore... Lets take the fight to the lanlubbers an fill r pockets wit dublouns....Harrr (burp) Right!

Aurora Ariel

12-02-2005, 11:45 PM

Damn!Those pesky sharks are trying to nip at my wings as I take flight...I slept in....sorry everyone...I'm a little late....but aerial travel sure speeds things up..;)

*And Kaltrina, I was hoping to have a wildberry pie, so do your magic!I look forward to dessert.;)

RobinHood3000

12-03-2005, 04:56 PM

~fires a few Fish Chum Arrows (What? It's possible...) into the water to keep the sharks distracted~

Nightshade

12-03-2005, 05:04 PM

SHARKS??!!! Hey sharks?? do you think I could poisen them with Tea Tree oil infected Choclate orange or even better the choclate made with gee?:sick:

humm robing Fire a few these in the sea for me
*but wait I ned my note book to observe like.

RobinHood3000

12-03-2005, 05:22 PM

~grabs the Chocolate Orange Arrow he pinned to the mast earlier and fires it out into the ocean, before shooting a standard arrow at the ship's bell, ringing it loudly~

COOOME AND GEEET IT!!!

Nightshade

12-03-2005, 05:23 PM

DONT lean over to far and fall!!!!!!!!

RobinHood3000

12-03-2005, 05:25 PM

No worries. If I fall in, I can always call my buddy Aquaman to bail me out.

Nightshade

12-03-2005, 05:27 PM

before the sharks??

RobinHood3000

12-03-2005, 05:28 PM

Sure!...I think. At any rate, I'm a superhero! How hard could it be to keep my bala--

~slips on a wildberry juice spill~

--AAAAHHHhhhh...~kersplash~

Nightshade

12-03-2005, 05:36 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *goes into panic mode running around cartoon style piling up bandages*
wait a minute Im -ok was before I burnt the place down and was fired- an aprrentice apprentice magician I bet I could lift him up with magic
closes eyes and points but umm guess what as yousal somthing went wrong and now you are a rubber ducky.

:lol:

RobinHood3000

12-03-2005, 05:43 PM

Quack? Quack quack squeak quack? QUACK!!!! Quack-quack quack quack squeak squack quack-quack!! QUACK!! QUACK-QUACK!!

(Translation: Wha...? What happened to me? AAAAHHHHH!!!! You've turned me into a rubber duck! AAAHH! SHARKS!!!)

Nightshade

12-03-2005, 05:49 PM

OH NO! wait do you think sharks know they cant digest you?
you might be safe you know? but NOPE ahhhhhhhhh OH dear maybe we need a sea coffin soon No ILL CHANGE YOU BACK

if I rember how???

RobinHood3000

12-03-2005, 05:54 PM

((In case anyone's interested, there IS a method to the madness that is Rubber Duckese. "Quack-quack" represents contractions and compound words or phrases, "squeak" represents prepositions, conjunctions, and articles, and "quack" represents everything else))

Quack-quack QUACK quack quack squeak quack quack quack, squeak quack quack quack, quack-quack quack quack quack squeak!!

(Translation: You'd BETTER remember how to change me back, or so help me, I'll bite your eyebrows off!!)

Nightshade

12-03-2005, 06:00 PM

Dont get nasty with me ! I did warn you , anyway I dont have eyebrows anymore I lost them in an umm.... accident
Good a NET!
LEans over and fishes one very angry rubber ducky out of the water....

RobinHood3000

12-03-2005, 06:05 PM

Quack, quack quack?? Squeakety ((prepositional phrase shorthand)), quack quack quack quack? Quack squeak quack quack, quack-quack quack QUACK squeak, quack!!

(Translation: Great, now what?? By the way, do you have tonsils? Because if you do, I'll bite THOSE off, instead!!)

Nightshade

12-03-2005, 06:15 PM

I was born with out them.
Hey I bet youll make a great weapon just catpult you onto another ship. And youll never get sick because guess what your plastic, or old or tierd.
Maybe the captin wont kill be for transphorming his best archer after all.

RobinHood3000

12-03-2005, 06:35 PM

QUACK!! SQUEAK QUACK SQUEAKETY QUACK QUACK SQUEAKETY!!

(Translation: BEHOLD!! THE WRATH OF THE ARCHER IS AT HAND!!)

~begins bashing Night over the head with his Rubber Ducky self~

B-Mental

12-04-2005, 01:05 AM

Hey Cap'n? Is it just me or have pirates been piratin' this here pirates thread. I feel like I'm at the zoo with all the bloomin' duck talk. Harr, I needs me some rum ands to be left alone.....where's the bloomin' rum I says. I'll be below deck if ye needs me.

Aurora Ariel

12-04-2005, 04:33 AM

~stumbles around and knocks into the deck chair~

Heyyy......whoo ooo added rummmmm to the wildberry pie?.....

Nightshade

12-04-2005, 09:05 AM

hummm what do you give a drunk fairy??
I know chcolate orange!!
here youll feel better in a bit.

Shea

12-04-2005, 03:13 PM

Hey, any o' you blokes seen Cap'n lately? We got drunk fairies and wild rubber ducks... mebby it was a diversion! Yoo hoo!! Cap'n! Hope HE wasn't pirated!

Kaltrina

12-05-2005, 06:10 AM

hey there everyone, I see I have been missing a lot, sorry I wasn't feeling very good and fell asleep in the kitchen, under the table so that's why you didn't see me. but I got your message Aurora and here's the pie you asked for but without rum because it's getting messy here... I've made pie for others too... I hope it's enough...

http://www.vacmans.com/strawberry-pie.jpg

RobinHood3000

12-05-2005, 06:41 AM

Whoo!! PIE!!

B-Mental

12-05-2005, 06:55 AM

whars the rum...ye pie-rats are piratin' a pirate thread...... moan ....Ahh, there ye be my luvely...gulp, dribble, gasp, gulp, burrrrp. Much better I am nowssskipper. sumbudywakemewenwegittherrrSnore...

Nightshade

12-05-2005, 07:00 AM

Choclate orange... choclate orange I want a choclate orange cheesecake!! No rum please!

Kaltrina

12-05-2005, 07:06 AM

one slice of chcolate orange cheese cake coming up...

http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/recipe_images/Chocolate-Orange_Cheesecake.jpg

and if others also want here is more... :D

http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/recipe_images/Chocolate_Orange_Marble_Cheesecake.jpg

B-Mental

12-05-2005, 07:08 AM

continues to snore through the delicate aroma of cheesecake and pie

Kaltrina

12-05-2005, 07:11 AM

*cuts another piece of cake for B-Mental*

here you go...*hands the plate* and here is the fork... enjoy :D

http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/recipe_images/Chocolate-Orange_Cheesecake.jpg

B-Mental

12-05-2005, 07:16 AM

Wakes up shovels the cake in his pie hole, and thanks Kaltrina for her generosity. Falls asleep with guilty pie stains in the corner of his cheeks and dreams of the good ol days of pirating.

Shea

12-05-2005, 09:00 AM

*Forget's about Cap'n for a moment to be seduced by the cake. Eats with gusto!*

papayahed

12-05-2005, 10:43 AM

Did someone say pie?

Cap't who?

Nightshade

12-05-2005, 01:35 PM

:eek:
Hey leave me a slice!! o I might have to magic a piece and you DONT want that ;):lol: :nod:

RobinHood3000

12-05-2005, 05:30 PM

~spears a slice of pie on the tip of a Fork Arrow (again...it could happen!!) and shovels it easily into his mouth~

Nightshade

12-06-2005, 06:57 AM

Do we have any tea??? tea would be very nice organic would be even better but I will drink dusty tea if we have nothing else---

Kaltrina

12-06-2005, 12:06 PM

*serving some tea to her dear friend Night*

http://www.myvillage.com/images/restaurants/cup-of-tea-271.jpg

Shea

12-06-2005, 05:33 PM

Everytime I see Robin's posts now, I get the Rubber Ducky song running through my head. Thanks a lot guys! :rolleyes:

Could you pour me a cuppa tea? Don't suppose we have any cows aboard; I like cream in my tea. Are we a buncha rough n' tough pirates or what? :p

RobinHood3000

12-06-2005, 05:42 PM

~fires a Cream Arrow (It could happen, I say!!) into the sky, where it promptly explodes and rains cream on to the ship and into Shea's teacup~

Shea

12-06-2005, 05:49 PM

Thanks Robin! *curls into a corner to enjoy tea* Have you been improving on some of Night's magic? :D

Shea

12-06-2005, 06:11 PM

*Rubber ducky joy of joys, when I squeeze you, you make noise* Daahh!!!!

RobinHood3000

12-06-2005, 06:22 PM

Improving? Not really--I hardly need magic to be the best shot with a bow on the planet. Still, I suppose I should thank her for my new superpower?

~shifts into a Rubber Ducky and back~

Let's see Bats do THAT. :cool:

Kaltrina

12-07-2005, 06:17 AM

wow Robin that's a good magic... if only I could do that... I guess I have to ask Night help me with that :rolleyes:

*goes in one corner drinking a big cup of hot chocolate*
http://www.frenchentree.com/france-food-cuisine/images/hot_choc1.jpg

anyone want some hot chocolate? :)

RobinHood3000

12-07-2005, 06:38 AM

Not if you value remaining your lovely self, Kaltrina.

Kaltrina

12-07-2005, 06:41 AM

thank you Robin for your sweet words, I don't tend to change myself just to have the ability to besome a bird or a panther... it's a beautiful animal. :D

Shea

12-07-2005, 11:05 AM

anyone want some hot chocolate? :)

For some reason, I've always had bad experiences with hot chocolate. I've never cared for it. I'll stick with tea. Thanks for the offer though! :nod:

papayahed

12-07-2005, 11:08 AM

I swear on a bottle orf Rum, what is this a Cruise ship or a Pirate ship?????

Shea

12-07-2005, 11:20 AM

*comes out of spell at the sound of Papaya's words* Garr! Yeah, and where's Cap'n!?

Kaltrina

12-07-2005, 11:57 AM

Yeah the Capt'n is missing...where is he? *muttering to herself* and I need him to give me some money for the groceries, we haven't bought enough food. :rolleyes:

papayahed

12-07-2005, 06:21 PM

Yeah the Capt'n is missing...where is he? *muttering to herself* and I need him to give me some money for the groceries, we haven't bought enough food. :rolleyes:

arrgghhhh!!!! Money? MONEY? We're Pirates for Pete's Sake!! We take what we need.

We Rape, We Pillage!!! We don't pay.

RobinHood3000

12-07-2005, 08:17 PM

Well, then LET'S GET GOIN'!!

Stanislaw

12-07-2005, 08:37 PM

garr, welcome new recruits to the dasterdly,

for food, err, we be pirates lass... steal it... twould be ever so kind o ye.

as fer me missing...well ye know the tale... a good bar...good company...about a week in the brig...digging me way outa prison with me own toenails... ahh good fun, but now that I be here...lets make for Jamaica!

RobinHood3000

12-07-2005, 08:41 PM

Hmm. Perhaps it's best not to inquire further. Throw off the hawsers, and let's weigh anchor!

Kaltrina

12-08-2005, 05:55 AM

oh steal it.... yeah I guess we are pirates even though I am a new one so... hmm.. ok what I am I blabbering about.........GET GOIN *off to find some food and anything that comes to hand*
:D

Nightshade

12-08-2005, 07:01 AM

A-looting we do go,
A-looting we do go,
hi ho the bario
a looting we do go.

Poisening on batch of choclate oranges and taking bites out of them to test them~~what? Long exposure Im immune~~

I wonder if we can loot a Kitkat ship???

Shea

12-08-2005, 09:14 AM

Huzzah! Cap'n's back! Cap'n's back! :banana:

I'd say this calls for some music! Any requests?

papayahed

12-08-2005, 11:00 AM

Huzzah! Cap'n's back! Cap'n's back! :banana:

I'd say this calls for some music! Any requests?

Back in Black by ACDC

Shea

12-08-2005, 11:06 AM

Back in Black by ACDC
:lol: :lol: :lol:

'Fraid I don' know that 'un. Never heard 'o it. Pr'aps if ya give me a couple o' bars?

papayahed

12-08-2005, 11:18 AM

ok, you asked for it...

*gotta get loose
from the noose
gotta catch me if they want me to hang
well I'm back on track
gonna beat the pack*

RobinHood3000

12-08-2005, 04:04 PM

Perhaps Another One Bites the Dust by Queen?

Nightshade

12-08-2005, 04:11 PM

Please.... It has to be
I am a pirate king by gilbert and sullivan

oh or the pirate song from peter pan
oh and Rubber ducky :lol: :nod:

papayahed

12-08-2005, 04:27 PM

Please.... It has to be
I am a pirate king by gilbert and sullivan

oh or the pirate song from peter pan
oh and Rubber ducky :lol: :nod:

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! We're feared dastardly pirates!! We're mean, nasty, and dirty - We can't play show tunes!!!

Nightshade

12-08-2005, 04:30 PM

show tunes SHOW tunes?!
The pirate king is not a show tune its the pirates of penzence its ............ *misty eyed* beauuuuuutiful

ok the peter pan song is a show tune

how about teh tradditional 18 men on a dead man chest or what do you do with a drunken salior?

RobinHood3000

12-08-2005, 05:03 PM

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me...

Scheherazade

12-08-2005, 06:54 PM

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

__________________

B-Mental

12-08-2005, 08:32 PM

Hoy, Skipper! I likes me the theme from that thar' moving picture "Jaws". Keep it simple Cap'n or me mates'll start up thar' bloomin' pie talk. Garr! Jamaica here we come, and the storm season put far to our stern, I say cruise ships be mighty ripe in the news skipper. Weer' better off keepin out of dem for a right while.... Oil ships be fetchin a pirates eye these days. Chock fulla that black gold and easy to commandeer. Aye, thats whats on me mind.

Aurora Ariel

12-08-2005, 08:32 PM

Alas!The ship has been attacked within!There is someone hiding in the Cap'n's room!Something strange has happened during the middle of the night.I had been in a deep rest, and must have suddenly got up from my bed to wander around in a daze.I suffered a trance-like prolonged side effect from the rum-infected pie and appear to have found myself in the Cap'n's cabin.Then, without really knowing what I was doing, I sprinkled faery dust all over the Cap'n!And now he's resorted back to his infancy!He seems to believe he has somehow travelled back in time-via a hypnotic tunnel- and is waiting for his mother to come and take him out of bed!I was only awakened from my sleepwalk by a startling squeal coming from the Cap'n's closet, which sounded like an intoxicated pig(I suspect that this is the intruder who wishes to gain control of the ship and overthrow the Cap'n!).Now the Cap'n is hypnotised and acting like a baby....who's going to take control of the ship and steer the way???.....

~Takes a slice of fresh pie and heads for the deck table and chair.Thanks, Kaltrina!Your skills have truly blossomed!:)I'm sure going to need this.
It's going to be a very long day...

~Sits down to begin reading.Opens the book- A Short History of Distorted Faery Dust:When Bad Things Happen To Good People.

....Now, page 1....only 10,00 more to go....

RobinHood3000

12-08-2005, 08:42 PM

Arrgghh!! The Emerald Archer will gladly take the helm (or co-helm) in the Cap'n's stead!!

Aurora Ariel

12-08-2005, 08:56 PM

The next question is.....what will Night think??Is that a power struggle I see prohesising before my eyes!I think you may have a challenger, Emerald Archer!You better watch out;)...

papayahed

12-09-2005, 11:07 AM

Arrgghh!! The Emerald Archer will gladly take the helm (or co-helm) in the Cap'n's stead!!

Only when you peel the helm of this ship from my cold dead hand.

Scheherazade

12-09-2005, 11:36 AM

Will your 'dead hand' be still attached to rest of your body or not???

:D

RobinHood3000

12-09-2005, 02:20 PM

Would you like to share it, then, papayahed?

papayahed

12-09-2005, 02:45 PM

Would you like to share it, then, papayahed?

I'm just defending the ship for my Stannie. Perhaps you can share with him..

RobinHood3000

12-09-2005, 03:04 PM

This is no mutiny--I merely sought to help keep things together whilst our Captain was apparently incapacitated.

papayahed

12-09-2005, 03:17 PM

This is no mutiny--I merely sought to help keep things together whilst our Captain was apparently incapacitated.

That's how it starts my friend.......That's how it starts......

I'll be too busy with some swashbuckling and before I know it *kaplat* I'm walking the plank and you're renaming the ship "The Green Plunderer".

RobinHood3000

12-09-2005, 03:35 PM

Actually, given that the ship has yet to receive a name, "The Green Plunderer" doesn't sound too bad. As for the helm, you can have it -- I don't think I have any reason to worry about you taking over the ship on my watch. :cool:

Nightshade

12-09-2005, 04:16 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh watch it I might turn you into a frog yet!!

No I wont ask gfor captincy and I wont let anyone take it from the captin either
Madam Papya Ill stand by you!!
grrrrrrr

RobinHood3000

12-09-2005, 06:39 PM

Riiiiight...you did a bang-up job last time with that, Night. Let's review: our captain is currently the mental equivalent of an infant, and not the megalomaniac, British-accented sort one finds on late-night cartoons. We need a leader until we can cure him, and since Night may or may not be able to restore him, we have to sail elsewhere and find a way to fix him. If you want to be the leader, fine, but don't jump on me for trying to take charge. In the meantime, I'm going to go hunting for whatever's in the Captain's quarters. Now, if you'll excuse me...

~Robin heads belowdecks, bow at the ready~

rachel

12-09-2005, 11:43 PM

i have been following the saga of Stan's ship and I have to say although it sounds buckets of fun and all the inmates er mates seem like the most fun I do have a few concerns.
I have always loved pirates and thought that might be a great career. oh by the way since nobody ever went on my Julius and friends sight did ya know there is a character that was once a dastardly pirate but died of lack of vitamin c and is now a pirate skull and crossbones flag called Scurvy. Sure he'd be perfect for being aboard your scurvy ship and pisening all those trying to mutiny.
But back to my concerns. It seems to me that hygene will be non existant. So there will be lice and scabby looking people and dysentry and well all manner of things to weaken you all.
And let's face it ninjas are so clean and well groomed. And they eat a well balanced diet and can do all those graceful leaping and jumping things and not even break a sweat or ..anything else.
So I am concerned that before a true and good fight ever takes place all the ninjas will find when they pull up along side in their spotless ship is a bunch of bones with worms and well you know being about the only life left on board.
not trying to spoil your fun but.......

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 12:12 AM

Bah! Ninjitju is unsporting! Kung Fu is the ULTIMATE martial arts discipline!

Nightshade

12-10-2005, 10:14 AM

Hey dont you dare go down there Robin! thats the CAPTAINS quaters. and why should I retsore him anyway it wasnt MY fault.

I still say Papaya should be captin in the captins place since shes his wife an' all. And what do you rthink hell do to you when he comes round if he found you had been at his not so secret stashh of pizzas??

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 10:22 AM

I'm going down there to go HUNTING!! You heard the fairy--there's something suspicious in the Captain's closet, and I'm not talking about his magazine stash. I'm going to catch it and bring it up here so we can figure out what we want to do with it!

Nightshade

12-10-2005, 10:37 AM

fine then Im coming with you I have this neat spell I want to try

:brow:

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 10:39 AM

Aw, crud. Fine, come along, but I swear, if you turn it into something 5 times as deadly and twice as big...

Nightshade

12-10-2005, 10:42 AM

*smacks him on the back of the head with spell notebook.*
Language! just because Im wearing trousers does not mean I am not a lady *sniff* wait Im a pirate oh allright then swear if you need to.

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 10:44 AM

Hmm. ~looks at Nightshade~ Nice trousers.

~proceeds down the steps, then turns to Nightshade~

Shhhh...be vewy, vewy quiet...

Nightshade

12-10-2005, 10:48 AM

*Hisses night not nightshade*
why do you drop your rrrs when yopw whisper??
and mind th ethird plank it squeeks

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 11:01 AM

Duly noted, Night.

~draws a Net Arrow and approaches the door to the cabin, stepping gingerly over the third plank...and descending on the fourth~

<CREEAAK!!!>

Blast it! Why didn't you warn me about that one??

Nightshade

12-10-2005, 11:03 AM

humm I did your counting from you didnt I say 3rd from the door??!
and dont point that thing at me!

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 11:05 AM

I'm NOT pointing it at you! Anyways, are you ready?

~prepares to kick the door open~

Nightshade

12-10-2005, 11:08 AM

wait ever think of trying the handle?!
sheesh!
:rolleyes:

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 11:11 AM

My hands are occupied! ~nods to his drawn bow~ And I was only going to kick it open, not down! If you want to do it the elegant way, why don't YOU open it?

Nightshade

12-10-2005, 11:13 AM

fine! shove past him hit me eith that thing and DIE!!
*turns the handle and low and behold the dorr swings open silently*

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 11:16 AM

~Robin steps in swiftly, aiming his bow around the room, ready to fire at any apparent threats.~

Nightshade

12-10-2005, 05:49 PM

and there stands a tiny little Rat!
only a rat see? no need to make such a fuss DONT touch that robin I mean it!

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 06:02 PM

~shoots the rat~

That may not be all.

~draws another arrow~

Nightshade

12-10-2005, 06:06 PM

you shot it YOU SHOT IT!

thats like poisening the canary in the mine!

bangs head agains wall now whats gonna stop us from drowning pray tell?

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 06:49 PM

Relax, Night, I loaded my bow with a Net Arrow the first time, remember? If the rat starts to panic, it can squeeze out, easy.

Nightshade

12-10-2005, 06:52 PM

phew relaxing now breath in....... breath out...... in...... out..... in..... in....
*choke* :confused:

dont kill the raty its our only witness !

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 08:31 PM

Fine, fine...now, for the closet...

~Robin turns towards the closet, bow drawn to its tightest at the ready~

Aurora Ariel

12-10-2005, 08:38 PM

~Soars down to the cabin~

So that's where the Cap'n's empty bottle of rum went.Mystery solved.

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/drunkrat.jpg

~Takes out a page from her book~

http://www.juni-worse-ill.de/artwork/classix/d-rat.gif

This may interest you all.It shows quite a likeness, don't you think?Quite a character, some ratty pirate.

Aurora Ariel

12-10-2005, 08:51 PM

~Reads from the Faery book, p 899~

It states that if one kisses a rat the spell's effect should be broken, and he will return to normal.So now all we have to do it secure the rat and drag the Cap'n over. Quick, archer and Night, bring him in to kiss this drunk rat so he can awake to his normal self again.

RobinHood3000

12-10-2005, 09:36 PM

~picks up the ends of the net and hauls the rat over to Cap'n Stan~

Nightshade

12-11-2005, 02:15 PM

Holds the squalling baby cap'n down ... have i ever mentioned I HATE babies
stop biting me its only a rat!!

Aurora Ariel

12-11-2005, 05:18 PM

~Runs for cover~

Who fed the Cap'n a big breakfast of pies?Ahhh....Poor Night!.....

RobinHood3000

12-11-2005, 06:00 PM

I have an idea!! Night, let the Cap'n loose!

~shoots the rat with a Chocolate Arrow, coating its fur~

If it doesn't get kissed, it'll at least have one heckuva hickey.

Nightshade

12-11-2005, 06:18 PM

fine fine *lets go*
owwwwww would you look at that im bleeding are you sure the cap'n isnt part wolf?

Kaltrina

12-12-2005, 06:46 AM

hey you guys what's all the fuss about. why am I always left out of fights, I know i cannot shoot arrows but I have at least knives, pans and stuff like that. :rolleyes:
that meat that i burned made me deaf I think... I didn't hear anything... :eek2:
Night are you going to be a wolf? neat. heheh just kidding hope you're not going to be a wolf... *shudders when thinking what would it be like if Night was to become a wolf*

RobinHood3000

12-12-2005, 06:48 AM

Uh...we'd have a smiley wolf?

Kaltrina

12-12-2005, 07:07 AM

yep...that's cute....

Nightshade

12-12-2005, 07:29 AM

interesting awolf hummmmmmmmmmmm no I was saying he cap'n must ber part wolf....

maybe I will turn into a wolf or a fox.

:brow:

Kaltrina

12-12-2005, 08:47 AM

I think the wolf is more beautiful, and more powerful, you should turn into a wolf but a nice one.... :D
:wave:

Nightshade

12-12-2005, 10:48 AM

humm maybe maybe

:D

Ashen

12-14-2005, 12:22 AM

Dyaaaaaaarr!

Nightshade

12-14-2005, 11:59 AM

what ??who's there?!
anyway a wolf it i but Ill wait till i find kalrina aurora or robin so nothing goes too badly wrong.
Also I think we need to find some enimies.

:nod:

Nightshade

12-14-2005, 10:00 PM

Im putting up a list of pirate books :brow: now if youve read one raise your hand if you want to wave a peg leg.

ok I got names of all the authors who wrote adult nonfiction pirate books off the datebase at work:
Cruz Apesegui (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index%3Dblended%26field-keywords%3Dcruz%252520apestegui%26store-name%3Dall-product-search/102-3042489-7071359)
Angus Konstam (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/102-3042489-7071359?url=index%3Dstripbooks%3Arelevance-above&field-keywords=angus+konstam+pirate) ( he seems to be a bit of an expert I think the county had about 6 different books by him)
Aaron Smith: THE Atrocities of the Pirates (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1558219714/qid=1134610416/sr=2-2/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_2/102-3042489-7071359?s=books&v=glance&n=283155) ( from a quick look it appears to be a reprinting of somthing a survior actually wrote. back in the 19th Century.
Robert Stuart (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1840185694/qid=1134610626/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-3042489-7071359?s=books&v=glance&n=283155) this one might be modern day pirates not sure. :(
Richard Zacks (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/ref=br_ss_hs/102-3042489-7071359?platform=gurupa&url=index%3Dstripbooks%3Arelevance-above%26dispatch%3Dsearch%26results-process%3Dbin&field-keywords=Richard+zacks) not sure I know what this is :D
Marcus Rediker (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/102-3042489-7071359?url=index%3Dstripbooks%3Arelevance-above&field-keywords=Marcus+rediker) pirates and more pirates :D
Jacques Heers ( eerrr cant seem to find him on amazon at the moment so Ill have to wait till I go in on monday and find the name of the book :D )
klaus hympendahl (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/102-3042489-7071359?url=index%3Dstripbooks%3Arelevance-above&field-keywords=klaus+hympendahl)
well hope the links work and this of some use to you , but even if it wasnt I found out I love the computer at work :D :nod:

RobinHood3000

12-14-2005, 10:14 PM

How about The Day I Was ALMOST Captured by Jack Sparrow?

What? What's that you say, Cotton? Oh, right...sorry, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

Nightshade

12-14-2005, 10:30 PM

he he new film out soon :nod:

Kaltrina

12-15-2005, 06:52 AM

hello there crew....everything good around here... I'm all lost in that kitchen, I've found some new recipes and just tried them.. *shouting* anyone want some cheesecake... Night here 8shows the plate to night* I'm sure you'll want some... :D

http://www.sayitwithcheesecake.com/image/product/400x400/ChocolateLoversSampler.png

Nightshade

12-15-2005, 07:33 AM

oh yum yum yum thanks *finds somwhere to hide while she eats* :D

RobinHood3000

12-16-2005, 06:29 AM

~fires a Grappling Hook Arrow at the tray, snagging a slice and reeling it back~

Nightshade

12-16-2005, 11:24 AM

OI thats mine you big bully!!
:bawling:

RobinHood3000

12-16-2005, 05:13 PM

You want it? ~hands the slice to Night and snags another~

Stanislaw

12-17-2005, 02:53 PM

er. to clear some things Up...I be not part wolf...I be part wolf-brand rum!

As fer the ol rat...send im to the galley, I be hungry mates.
garr, tis glad to be in the land o the dasterdly stans! Lets go loot us some rum an celebrate!

RobinHood3000

12-17-2005, 06:07 PM

Anchors aweigh, then, Captain?

Stanislaw

12-21-2005, 06:56 PM

ai. for starters lets be havin a pirate like contest o epic proportions.

The rules:
Find an old thread, on this forum or another.
Post a reply:
HiJaCkEd by ___________ for in the name o The Dasterdly Stan's (the name o our ship, ye can also call us the nameless ship)
then either, be takin a screen shot, or be supplyin a link...
lets be gettin us some threadship glory mates!

(garr, keep in mind to do this in a not so 'portant section o the forum ye HiJaCk or LoOtEd. garr)

Stanislaw

12-21-2005, 06:59 PM

Here be me first victim:
LoOtEd and HiJaCkEd (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?p=139357#post139357)

heh heh heh, be placin the calico jack flag fer the fondest effects!

(garr strictly speakin, what else can we be doin crew...any suggestions?)

Stanislaw

12-21-2005, 07:05 PM

Here Be another victim:
LoOtEd and HiJaCkEd (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?p=139371#post139371)

papayahed

12-21-2005, 10:55 PM

oh oh oh!!! I'll give it a whirl!!!

Here goes:

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2891&page=2

Nightshade

12-22-2005, 08:05 AM

I did it!!
http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?p=139542#post139542
was that right captain?

Kaltrina

12-22-2005, 08:38 AM

yey I did it too..
here it is...

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?p=139552#post139552

RobinHood3000

12-22-2005, 09:08 AM

Aaaarrrrghh!! (did I spell that right? :p)

Voila! (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?p=139560#post139560)

Stanislaw

01-09-2006, 11:48 AM

gar! I be glad to be havin such a fine crew! Ahh seems to me '06 will be the year o' the pirate!

Stanislaw

01-09-2006, 01:40 PM

It has come to my attention that there be robotic ninja monkeys someswhere around the forum... as many of ye may know, the ninjas are sworn enemys o the pirate... so we must be hunting them down, and err, well makin them walk the plank cause robots an water dinna mix! garr, to amrs crew, all the crew up on deck! To arms!

Nightshade

01-09-2006, 06:29 PM

Can it be a pink plank?? I feel pink today, meaning giggly and bubbly. Oh please please please please pretty pretty please with all your favourite topppings and strawberies and cream and trifle and even *gasp* a bite of my presious cheese cake?
:D

RobinHood3000

01-09-2006, 07:56 PM

~heads up to the crow's nest, bow and test tubes in hand~

papayahed

01-10-2006, 10:29 AM

~heads up to the crow's nest, bow and test tubes in hand~

MiMiMimmmmiiiiiiiii mmmiiimmmiii

Stanislaw

01-10-2006, 11:29 AM

er scientist fellows...err if ye be launching beaker about, or blowing something up or the like... please be wary not to sink the ship is all... :D

Nightshade

01-10-2006, 11:33 AM

Haha like that film what was it ccalled the scarlet pirate?
:D

RobinHood3000

01-10-2006, 05:09 PM

Be a dear friend, Beaker, and hand me that torch, would you? I wish to test our latest formula for Greek fire...

Nightshade

01-10-2006, 05:13 PM

greek fire!:eek2:
Did you know honeydew that rubber melts? particulally rubber ducky rubber!

RobinHood3000

01-10-2006, 05:35 PM

Fortunately, your magic has quite accidentally given me the power to shift forms between my various avatars and the Rubber Ducky shape. At the moment, I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, a merely semi-flammable animated puppet. Besides, our quicklime version of Greek Fire ignites in the presence of water--I need the torch to roast some turkey; I get hungry all the way up here.

Nightshade

01-10-2006, 07:02 PM

WATER! you mad err puppet/muppet/man/ shapeshifting thing
We are at sea incase you havent noticed that means alot of water.
Help! help! captin we have a mad scientist in the crow nest intennt on destroying us all--and I cant swim.

RobinHood3000

01-10-2006, 07:35 PM

Have no fear, Night...

~shifts into Green Arrow~

...I never miss. ~keeps a sharp eye out for enemy ships~

Nightshade

01-10-2006, 07:38 PM

*crosses fingrs* dont turn into rubber ducky dont turn into rubber ducky

Stanislaw

01-10-2006, 11:02 PM

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: ...

Fire...that...ignites in the presence o water... :brow: sounds like me kind o inwention, so long as our ship ain't in the water we be burning...can we shoot it from canons??? :D

RobinHood3000

01-10-2006, 11:16 PM

Quicklime? You better believe it, bub--just slather the paste around a cannonball and fire away!

Nightshade

01-11-2006, 08:04 AM

:confused: what! OH IIm going to the kitchens and leave you and your inentions alone, anyonewant an apple?

Aurora Ariel

01-11-2006, 09:52 AM

Is it just me, or has there been some extreme makeovers while I've been on summer holidays?I heard Robin received a gift of complimentary plastic surgery for Christmas?What happened?Is that true?I'm hoping it was only Michael Jackson's first Doctor.Well, it does appear to have worked....err....but I can't see any improvement.;)

Nightshade

01-11-2006, 09:55 AM

Aurora!!
helllo :wave: where have you been?

Stanislaw

01-11-2006, 07:18 PM

Ahh, welcome aboard the most feared ship in all the forums! *bow*

RobinHood3000

01-11-2006, 10:47 PM

Aurora Ariel

01-16-2006, 11:05 AM

Hi, Night! :) No, unfortunately I have not spent the time overseas this year- thinking of Italy , Switzerland, and the South of France- my holidays have been purely confined to Australia this summer, but I would like to visit London next Xmas/ New Year.I may possibly be heading to London later this year.Has anyone else had a white Christmas/ extended holiday in London?But I did read, in one of the other threads, that you are travelling to Egypt very soon; and I wouldn't mind trading places with you! ;) Egypt sounds fantastic, from what I have heard before.

*Wow, Robin, you sure are becoming a renowned expert of multiple reflections!Nice avatar- very cute bow tie if I must say.;) What are you currently researching, Robin?Any major breakthroughs to report?

*BTW, do you have any plans to co-host a new show with Dr Karl Kruszelnicki (probably your closest Australian equivalent)?

Stanislaw

01-16-2006, 11:50 AM

Hmmph. I'll be changing my avatar when I get around to it, now that papayahed has absolved me. Look for it in the coming days...

Bill Nye, he was pretty cool...I used to watch that show when I got home from elementry school...then I would watch the Star trek reruns (the ol captain kirk, mr. spock ones)

I was such a nerd kid!

papayahed

01-16-2006, 11:54 AM

Speaking of Science nerds, did anybody watch Beakman?? It wasn't on very long, but it was pretty cool..

Stanislaw

01-16-2006, 12:52 PM

Speaking of Science nerds, did anybody watch Beakman?? It wasn't on very long, but it was pretty cool..

Yes, I even have the beakmen intercom science kit thing, It was a do-it-yourself semi-electrical kit which consisted of two speakers, some stereo wire and cardboard.

My favourite character was the rat with the tatoo and boxer shorts.

Chava

01-20-2006, 03:08 AM

Ohoj there,
I know ye've set sail quite some while hence, and so i send ye this by bottle. I'm thinking that every ship needs it's own Artist-e, and a mascot, (maybe even a galleon figure) and if so by yer lack, then i'll be up-pickable at yer nearest port.
I have also by and way, my very own pirate saber, and i have a lovely three-pointed hat with a glorious feather.
How do ye verdict? shall I be allowed to board your infamous ship Captain Stan?

RobinHood3000

01-20-2006, 06:53 AM

Ooh--I vote "yea" to letting Chava in. Any lady that knows how to relax is fine by us, and there's just enough room to hang a hammock between the mainmast and the mizzenmast...

Chava

01-20-2006, 01:38 PM

Well what a relief, I'll be rigging her up in the front then. (that is, if yer honourship Cap. Stan will acquiesce to my request)(along with all the other members of the crew.)

papayahed

01-20-2006, 02:16 PM

Can I sometimes wear your lovely three cornered hat with the glorious feather?????

I say aye (even if I can't wear the hat).

Stanislaw

01-20-2006, 03:21 PM

I'm inclined to acquiesce to your request... Means "yes." :D
Welcome aboard matey!

Nightshade

01-20-2006, 03:25 PM

I read a childrens book today it was called Dirty pirates.
It rhymed and was rather sweet I think Ill borrow it and read it to my sister and maybe scribe somew of it here :brow: :D

RobinHood3000

01-20-2006, 04:18 PM

Alas, "hygiene" is not customarily listed on the résumés of most buccaneers...

Stanislaw

01-20-2006, 06:08 PM

hygiene...Be this some newfangled weapon that we aint heared about? :D

papayahed

01-20-2006, 06:30 PM

Isn't that what you say when one sees Gene on the street??

Weeping Willow

01-20-2006, 06:37 PM

Mi Capatin! yar! i aint to know how ye no see your Mighty ship before! i as a gifted merchant of the seas ( OOC - [out of character] i'm addicted to pirates PC games like Port royal \ pirates of the Caribbean ect', ect'..)
Will ye give thou pleasure to Serve ya! me good Cap'! Yar!
altough mi lost mi Eye in the battle for The lost treasure of the dread pirate Roberets!
Yi still can swing my sword with fearsome stangth! it be mi honer!!
What ye say' mi Captain? http://www.smileyville.net/hamster/pirate2.gif

http://images.animationfactory.com/imagedir/animations/people_m_z/pirates/pirate_jack_walking/pirate_jack_walking_sm_wm.gif

Chava

01-23-2006, 03:35 AM

This be me in me pirates hat with feather, and a clap over me eye.

Stanislaw

01-23-2006, 01:31 PM

garr welcome aboard new crew members!

Weeping Willow

01-23-2006, 01:34 PM

YAR!!!!! thank ye' Mi Captain! Ye ain't Regrat' it! Grrrr

Stanislaw

03-07-2006, 01:00 PM

garr, the dasterdly stans, be back in port to sit a spell, and have some rum, err coffee...damn no drinking on school property thing. Oh, vell, I be back and the ship it seems to have rotted a spell, and well needs re finishinin, and looks like
i be needin to round up me wayward crew...the scaliwags did leave the poor ship...for the love o santa maria, me hopes they did not go over ter the acursed ninja team!

Garr All Hands On Deck!

RobinHood3000

03-07-2006, 06:22 PM

I think we've been in dry dock in a bit, Cap'n.

Stanislaw

03-07-2006, 06:29 PM

well its time this old sea dog tasted salt again lad! The oceans beacon like the fair mistress o' posidon.

RobinHood3000

03-07-2006, 06:34 PM

Well, then, let's get underway!

~fires a Flare Arrow to signal the rest of the crew: SHORE LEAVE IS OFFICIALLY OVER!!!~

Stanislaw

03-07-2006, 06:41 PM

garr we be headin to fair waters o' the carribean to find us some treasure ships fer which we might plunder some fair prize...we'll make ten years pay in ten minutes or die in ol davy jones locker sorrier than peat.

Nightshade

03-08-2006, 02:58 AM

Owww Who put that there its a tripping hazard, wait that was my leg.
Im here cap'n ~mind you I didnt have a chance for a single tale in the new Admiral pub it aint fair~ Not that Im complaining its just we never seem to find any ships sir Mr captin sir.
Why are you looking at me like that?

Stanislaw

03-08-2006, 12:11 PM

garr I gots me a plan...when I was off I founds a fish finder, so I be thinkin with some modifercations we could be fixin it to seek ships, and please dinna let me stop ye from grabbin a pint, a waterd crew is a savy crew. :D

Scheherazade

03-08-2006, 12:19 PM

Ha! I see the ship is ready for my command!!!

http://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif

Stanislaw

03-08-2006, 12:22 PM

Ha! I see the ship is ready for my command!!!

http://www.flycell.com/template/shared/images/preview-fs.php?o=180066&p=1100&t=wallpaper&s=&h=136&w=174

garr I ain't died yet lass, somes crew o mutinee an we aint yet puts out to salts water! :D

Scheherazade

03-08-2006, 12:24 PM

garr I ain't died yet lass*pokes Stan with the tip of her sword*

That can be arranged!

http://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif

Stanislaw

03-08-2006, 12:44 PM

*pokes Stan with the tip of her sword*

That can be arranged!

http://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Jobs_and_People/Sailors_and_Pirates/Captain_Hook.gif
http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Jobs_and_People/Sailors_and_Pirates/Captain_Hook_2.gif
http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Jobs_and_People/Sailors_and_Pirates/Captain_Hook_3.gif

Garr, I be not afeared I be knowin me way around o cutlass. :D

Scheherazade

03-08-2006, 01:06 PM

U-oh! Is that a tick-tock I hear??? :D

http://www.gravesham.gov.uk/media/images/l/1/TickTock.gif

papayahed

03-08-2006, 02:46 PM

Ha! I see the ship is ready for my command!!!

http://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif

I'm behind ya Scher!!! Let's overthrow this puppy and make them read books of our choosing!!!

RobinHood3000

03-08-2006, 04:00 PM

I think not, Grover. Felt isn't arrow-proof.

~puts his bow to papayahed's rear~

Stand down, Scher, or the Muppet gets it!

papayahed

03-08-2006, 06:27 PM

I thought we were beter then that Robin???

Don't worry about me Scher - they don't realize the full potential of Super Gover!!!!

Stanislaw

03-08-2006, 06:30 PM

garr yer all o a blood thirsty party now aint ye, atleas monsier hood is still o the side o justice! :D

RobinHood3000

03-08-2006, 06:43 PM

We are indeed very close, papayahed, but my loyalties lie with the TRUE captain--Stanislaw!

Scheherazade

03-08-2006, 07:13 PM

We are indeed very close, papayahed, but my loyalties lie with the TRUE captain--Stanislaw!*sneaks behind Stan and pokes his neck with her sword*

'Lie' is a very good choice of word, Robin! As in seconds Stan will be lying on his back unless you let Papaya go! Then your loyalties will truly be lying with Stan!

http://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif

Stanislaw

03-08-2006, 07:16 PM

garr of course ye know the irony of the situation is so thick ye could cut it with yer cutlass...My standard is the calico jack standard (skull with crossed swords) and he was mutineed by his wife and another lady...theys even took 'is ship!

so, nows looks likes I gots a sword at me neck, and grovers gots a bow at er head, so...say looks over thers, on thats island!!! :D

RobinHood3000

03-08-2006, 07:44 PM

"Head" doesn't quite describe where my bow is pointed, if you read my earlier post. ;)

~using the lightning-quick draw of a crack shootist, the Fox McCloud in Robin draws his laser pistol and aims it at Scher's head, clutching his bowstring in his teeth to keep a bead on papayahed.~

If piratical we must be, then so shall both of ye fall if ye flinch.

Scheherazade

03-08-2006, 07:55 PM

*causes the bowstring in Robin's mouth to catch fire with her laser gaze* :p

Hey, let's play fair and square! No fantastical mumbo jumbo like lasers and such!

Be a true pirate! (Of course, I am not suprised you haven't learn how to so far hanging out with Stan! :p)

Stanislaw

03-08-2006, 07:57 PM

garr, oops, I be misquotin monsier hood.

sos, lets tally o the score withs a little diagram in asci

CS is me RH is monsier hood, G is grover, an S is shehez

so...

________S_
______CS_
__________
_______G__
________RH

so...I thinks this could only be better if some ninja popped by... likes ovwer here:
________S_
_N____CS_
_N_N______
_N_____G__
________RH
And then we be needed somes sort o diversion, like a shark with a rebreather er somesthin: d mean died by ther ways
________S_
_d____CS_
_d_d______
_d_____G__
_SWRB___RH

and then as luck should have it the shark o the rebreather, be an old mate o mine, an he saves the day!
__________
____CS___
_S_|OO| <-This be a poker table_
_G_|OO|RH_____
__SWRB____

RobinHood3000

03-08-2006, 09:09 PM

Eh, that works for me.

Stanislaw

03-08-2006, 09:15 PM

ahh I be hopin it works for the two mutineer lass's, but ye know, killin ninjas, an playin poker with a swrb is abouts any ways to derail any situation :D

... than we dump zem overberd. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rachel

03-08-2006, 09:51 PM

de ye have need pyrate Stan for any deck swabbers what are really good at cleanin and is willin to sleep in any old corner just for the ride and such? If so I be applyin. I am runnin away and needs a place to hang about.

RobinHood3000

03-08-2006, 10:10 PM

Are you kidding, rachel? We'd build you a shrine below decks, right next door to your penthouse suite.

Chava

03-09-2006, 03:43 AM

It's amasing how comfortable that hammock was,i've clean slept through the disruption... but now with my hammock tucked away for a frosty winter season i'm awake again as ye can see. Anything that needs doing?
If so I'll send out my pet lion Ringo.

Nightshade

03-09-2006, 05:14 AM

Ah hummm If the violence is over now will someone help me out of this apple barrle I appear to have got stuck _O how id I fall to such straits! :brow:

papayahed

03-09-2006, 12:06 PM

HAHA, you haven't sen the last of Grover, as I sneak up behind the capt'n and robin and reliquish them o their cutlass's whilst they were dallyin' about with Ninjas.....

This ship is Grovers!!

Maybe next time Capt'n Stan will think twice before putting someone else in charge o' the ship.

Stanislaw

03-09-2006, 12:13 PM

well, welcome aberd to the new crews...
an someon go an give per night a hands will ye? :D

ahem, lass, I do's believe ye be fergettin me pal Shark With ReBreather!

besides, tis much nicer ter live in harmony as a peacefull crew, oh, and somes one cleans up the ninja mess!

ahem, me sword?

papayahed

03-09-2006, 12:19 PM

Stanislaw

03-09-2006, 12:28 PM

haha, giving orders from the plank are ye???

garr er, lets be chattin...hows about...say look o'er thar behind ye! LOOK LOOK!!!

papayahed

03-09-2006, 12:46 PM

garr er, lets be chattin...hows about...say look o'er thar behind ye! LOOK LOOK!!!

There's nothing behind me, but if you say "pretty please with sugar on top" you can have your ship back - if that's ok with Scher.

Stanislaw

03-09-2006, 02:05 PM

There's nothing behind me, but if you say "pretty please with sugar on top" you can have your ship back - if that's ok with Scher.

garr er how embarisin:

pretty pleasin with somes cherrys onotop

papayahed

03-09-2006, 02:23 PM

Captn' Welcome Back!!!! Missed you!!!!!

Hope it's ok with Scher... :D

Stanislaw

03-09-2006, 02:25 PM

Captn' Welcome Back!!!! Missed you!!!!!

Hope it's ok with Scher... :D

garr, atleas I have me ship, welcome o'board "mutineer lass" I thinks thats o good nickname :D

Scheherazade

03-09-2006, 02:36 PM

ahh I be hopin it works for the two mutineer lass's, but ye know, killin ninjas, an playin poker with a swrb is abouts any ways to derail any situation :D Oh dear! Stan is hallucinating again, is he? Seeing Ninjas and all that? See, that is what long term video game abuse does to ya!
... than we dump zem overberd. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYep, definitely hallucinating!

:D
Are you kidding, rachel? We'd build you a shrine below decks, right next door to your penthouse suite.No one gets special treatment on my ship! Everyone, including myself, has to work for their keep... You know... 'One for all and all... for me' etc!

*pushes a basket of potatoes towards Rachel*

You can join Stan and Robin peeling those for dinner!

Papaya> If you want to keep Stan, so be it! He is yours... I mean it is your decision! :D

As of now, this ship is under my control a la Morgan Adams (see Cutthroat Island (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112760/) for more information) :

http://jolly-roger-pirate-journal.info/Lustywench.jpg

http://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif

papayahed

03-09-2006, 02:49 PM

Papaya> If you want to keep Stan, so be it! He is yours... I mean it is your decision! :D

Wow!!!!! I definately don't want to be peelin' potatos..... Stan who?

Scheherazade

03-09-2006, 02:52 PM

Wow!!!!! I definately don't want to be peelin' potatos..... Stan who?:D

Hey, you are the ship's Health and Safety Advisor so you don't have to do that... Unless you want to spend time with Stan, of course! ;)

Stanislaw

03-09-2006, 04:39 PM

garr, I be notso peelin one blite o potatoes lass! this be o Dasterdly stans, an no morgan "witch o the seas" adamms be pilotin this ship!!! I dun feared that the last o the days o pirate life be reachin me black heart, but, before I be peelin a potato, i'd best be stuffed, gullied and keelhauled o anyone derst think they can be makin somes o me be doin work as such!!!

I be thinkin this be somes sort o reminiscent o the mate o the black pearl, yoius sees, that cap'tn did been mutineered aswell. so lets be cuttin a deal says I , hows about I keep me ship, and ye gets a ship, and then there be somon who is commodore? :D

RobinHood3000

03-09-2006, 06:15 PM

~throws a potato at Geena Davis'--I mean, Scher's--head~

They don't call me King of the Shapeshifters for nothin', wench.

~shifting into Fox McCloud, calls in the Great Fox for air support~

Give Stan his ship back, or watch it sink.

Stanislaw

03-09-2006, 06:37 PM

Wait no, stop...stop blowin holes in me ship! :D

RobinHood3000

03-09-2006, 06:39 PM

Funny, I thought it was pronounced " 'oles..." :p :lol:

Stanislaw

03-09-2006, 06:40 PM

Funny, I thought it was pronounced " 'oles..." :p :lol:

sorry, Ive be havin a slight cold see, all the stress o me ship be mutineed, with me dunks o the drink have set me off a tich, :D

Stanislaw

03-09-2006, 07:20 PM

s'okay, we need to be cleanin the place up a bits, somes o the others is comin on by for a wanton orgy... :D :D :D :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

rachel

03-09-2006, 10:23 PM

thank you M'Lord but I am happy to be her servant.(motions for him and pyrate Stan to look at the inside of her long coat. she extracts freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and when the mutineer lasses are not looking she gives them each a hermetically sealed package to slip into their tunics.)
I ask for no special favours sir. And if lady Scher wants I be cookin everything as well. I am a very good cook.
all I ask is that I can be in the two of your company and while the night away under the stars playing fifty bone pick up.
so what do you say?

Nightshade

03-10-2006, 04:31 AM

Ill do potato duty I be liking that job :nod: now who is capatin please??

RobinHood3000

03-10-2006, 06:51 AM

Well, that's still a debatable point. Kinda pointless at the moment though, since we're waiting for arrivals for the wanton orgy.

Scheherazade

03-10-2006, 09:44 AM

~throws a potato at Geena Davis'--I mean, Scher's--head~Very mature! Maybe you should actually go to daycare centre of the ship! :p
They don't call me King of the Shapeshifters for nothin', wench.

~shifting into Fox McCloud, calls in the Great Fox for air support~

Give Stan his ship back, or watch it sink.All this shapeshifting and all... Just decide which gaem we are playing please! I thought we were playing pirates... Or you want me to turn into a whale and send dinghy to the bottom of the sea? ;)

Actually, I might actually let Stan have his ship back and get my own ship with its own select crew... Let me think about it. :p