Stan's Dasterdly Ship

[Nightshade]

Oh good stilll can someonelend me some dry achhhhhhhhhhhhhoooo *sniff* clothes?

[Stanislaw]

Indeed just check in the trunk, the one by the door there!

[Nightshade]

Oh thankyou....
oooooh greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen you might have won my loyalty yet loook greeen:D.http://www.threadsoftime.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/SulisT.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

Hey!! We match!!

[Stanislaw]

Oh, we would keep, ye safe, and dry, an well fed o our ship, o the finest corsican wines, and the finest italian cakes, and o the finest greek pastries!
:D

[papayahed]

Oh, we would keep, ye safe, and dry, an well fed o our ship, o the finest corsican wines, and the finest italian cakes, and o the finest greek pastries!
:D

Yeah, that you probably stoled from the amazons.

[adilyoussef]

Hey people. I'm an ol' man lookin' fo' job. I can do many thin' and tell stories. Any one to talk t'?

[RobinHood3000]

I would recommend joining the Dastardly, good sir. Everyone aboard (except the rescued Night) has a beard.

[papayahed]

Don't listen to him, he wears green tights. The Amazon is where you want to be...

[Stanislaw]

Hey people. I'm an ol' man lookin' fo' job. I can do many thin' and tell stories. Any one to talk t'?

Sir look nay a titch ferther, for this be the finest o' anyship 'at ever did caress the sea! We'd be moren glad te have ye abord mate!

[adilyoussef]

Hullo! I'm ready fo yo' commands captain

[RobinHood3000]

Three "Huzzah!!"'s for the newest crew member aboard the Dastardly, Adil!!

[adilyoussef]

Hey man, thamk yo' e'y much. I'm ready fo' wo'k now.

[ElizabethSewall]

Is feminine skill needed M'lord? May I join?

[Nightshade]

Well in hat case IM back off to the amazon you seem to no longer be the weaker side mind you ..... ahh well first things first back into piratical clothes http://www.justfancydress.co.uk/catalog/images/imagecache/MA362.jpg but Ill be keeping the dress it might be useful yet :D

[RobinHood3000]

Is feminine skill needed M'lord? May I join?
Oh, yes, please, by all means, apprentice! We would love to have you on board!

[ElizabethSewall]

Wow! Great, thanks! What shall I do to please my Master?

[RobinHood3000]

Do as you like, but make sure "Duck" and "Cover" are on your to-do list--we may come under attack shortly.

[ElizabethSewall]

Ready for potential attack! ;)

Dague:
http://www.couteaux-center.com/boutique/images_produits/MA026.jpg

And costume to create a woman diversion:
http://www.cdockpirates.com/images/1024.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

Diversion for whom??? :brow:

[ElizabethSewall]

Are you interested? :p

[Virgil]

I'm interested.

*Fires the Amazon's cannon: Bang*

http://www.dyestat.com/3us/2xc/borderclash/donna/smokingcanon.jpg

But because of the "diversion", sailor took his eye off the target and cannon ball sails wildly over the Dastardly.

[RobinHood3000]

Are you interested? :p
I'll put it this way: pirate status notwithstanding, have you ever seen me drool before today?

[Nightshade]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek loud noises !
Duck robin are yu sure you dont mean Rubber Duckie?!

[ElizabethSewall]

I'll put it this way: pirate status notwithstanding, have you ever seen me drool before today?Hehe... :brow:

*wipes Master's mouth and prepares for skirmish*

[Nightshade]

Let him wipe his wn mouth bah I feel my feminist side waking up again we all know we dont like her :nod::nod::nod::nod:

Besides being a spoilt female suits me where is my spell book I know I left it somewhere on this boat when I took to the water after I turned robin into a ducky *narrows eyes and heads for kitchen*

[Scheherazade]

I have a proposal. Since we are playing pirates and piratesses here, we should not include anything which is not pirately in the game... which means no supersonic laser beamed torpedos or shape shifting or digitally enhanced pirate DVDs and all that.

Deal?

[adilyoussef]

I make 'm deal mam. hhhhmmm..... pi'te I'm a pi'te. I've stolen many things with pi'cy. But still t'ying to steel hea'ts, no success. Think, coz I'm an ol' man now. Belive my wo'd I zid to yo'.

[Nightshade]

err does that mean no smilies :eek:

[RobinHood3000]

Hmmph, fine. Standard arrows it is (I'm a'gonna miss me DVD collection...:bawling:), but that also means no cheesecake, and I imagine many people aboard both ships will be most upset by that fact.

[ElizabethSewall]

Hmmm... So dirty! Let's wash the deck and then have a pirate party with liters o' rum n' plenty o' naughty songs... :D

[RobinHood3000]

Hey, sounds like a plan to me!! :brow:

It appears that the wanton orgy is on the itinerary at last.

[woeful painter]

Do you guys need somone to peel potatoes....I'm an expert LOL :lol: :D
Can I apply? ;)

[RobinHood3000]

Soitenly--just grab an application form, tear it up, and grab a membership pin for the Dastardly!

[ElizabethSewall]

Let's just drink then! Everybody help yourself:

http://www.rum.cz/galery/cam/pr/morgan/img/pr21.jpg

[adilyoussef]

Hey! Who d'ank 'm that wine and left nothin' fo' me? Whe'e is my wine?

[Nightshade]

Hmmm... So dirty! Let's wash the deck and then have a pirate party with liters o' rum n' plenty o' naughty songs... :D
WEll Ill be a painted fish head... next shell be getting them to bathe :eek:

[Jay]

NO :eek:

I don't think any amount of M'Lord-ing will get the Dasterdlies into a bathtub :p

[smilingtearz]

Hey! Who d'ank 'm that wine and left nothin' fo' me? Whe'e is my wine?

He.. *hic*..lost his gla..*hic*.. glass..of wife*hic*.. i mean wine?

[adilyoussef]

He.. *hic*..lost his gla..*hic*.. glass..of wife*hic*.. i mean wine?

Yo' come he'e! I've a wo'd to tell you. :mad:

[ElizabethSewall]

WEll Ill be a painted fish head... next shell be getting them to bathe :eek:'Twas none of my intention Ma'am. Ain't we pirates afte' all?

[ElizabethSewall]

Yo' come he'e! I've a wo'd to tell you. :mad:Easy, easy ol' man! The barrel's waitin' fo' yo':
http://www.tortugarumcakes.com/images/barrel.jpg

[woeful painter]

He.. *hic*..lost his gla..*hic*.. glass..of wife*hic*.. i mean wine?

Aww, how cute :D Ye bette' lie down lassie.

But a really nice party ye guys got there on'd deck! :banana:

[adilyoussef]

Easy, easy ol' man! The barrel's waitin' fo' yo':
http://www.tortugarumcakes.com/images/barrel.jpg

That's nice...*hep*... whe'e's my leg. Oh! So'y he'e 'tis. Thank yo' fo' the d'ink. Mo'e I wanna mo'e please! Whe'e Eva? Come d'ink wif me. :p

[RobinHood3000]

What say we bob fer apples in that there barrel??

I'll have you know that my Rubber Ducky form is totally sanitary and ideal for bathtub excursions :brow:.

[Stanislaw]

Gar, let the wanton orgy commence! an welcome oberd new mates, grab a pint, an somes grub an lets celebrate...this be the cloesest we be to a weddin! :D

an, say where be me dvd collection? :D

[Nightshade]

I'll have you know that my Rubber Ducky form is totally sanitary and ideal for bathtub excursions
Indeed sir I am shocked :eek:
But gess what I found that spell book can I try another spell lets see painting explosions... firewall the dread and most awful dedly Veerus .... Humm an Odysseus

[Nightshade]

Oh wree those these shiny things?
I strung eh up all over thhe ship I thught the sparklieness might trick those amazons like those fish you catch with tinfoil??

:D

[ElizabethSewall]

Hehe... Let's take a bath then! :brow:

[RobinHood3000]

Oh wree those these shiny things?
I strung eh up all over thhe ship I thught the sparklieness might trick those amazons like those fish you catch with tinfoil??

:D
GAAAAAHH!!! Cap'n, your Girls Gone Wild disc has been sighted off the port bow!


Hehe... Let's take a bath then! :brow:
~grabs a towel~ Done, and done!

[Nightshade]

Aiyiayia my innocent mind Humm I look this spell elephants on parade

[Stanislaw]

whhhy all thee dvd,...but whay the dvds?

heh...every body orgy tonite...doot dit doo, lets play o sea tune or two eh mates...whar be me acordian!

[RobinHood3000]

Musical "Twister," then?

[ElizabethSewall]

In the bathtub? :p

[RobinHood3000]

Fine by me! Adds to the challenge if the floor's all slippery.

[Nightshade]

Yupp pink elephants it is then.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*ooops*

errr capin I seem to have ahh painted the ship and all on board pink... time to jump ship thinks I ...
exit stage left http://www.alohadude.net/content/snagglepuss.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

...I need to shoot some Paint Arrows around after we're clean, Elizabeth.

[ElizabethSewall]

Do what you have to M'lord. Shall I rub your back first?

[papayahed]

...I need to shoot some Paint Arrows around after we're clean, Elizabeth.


Holy Carp! She got them to bathe!!!!!!!! Maybe we should rename the dastardly to "Squeeky Clean"!!!! Don't forget behind your ears!!!

[Stanislaw]

...doot de dhoddooo ddooooooo brm doooooo...I be livin a life o a sea an ther bea afair lass I did leave o the time ... doot de dhoddooo ddooooooooo brm dodeedodoooo...

pass, a mate ai pint would ye?

[papayahed]

Hey, that can be your new motto!!!


As you charge into battle :


Don't forget to clean behind your ears!!!!!

[Nightshade]

I told you Papaya didnt I ?? SHe did it.... well err she got Robin to bathe but Im guessin the good captin is leggless enough to tie to the mat now? :D

[Stanislaw]

gar, indeed, that be wise, fer that is where zatoichi dost store 'is moneys!

[Nightshade]

:lol: humm them wouldnt it be dont forget to clean out behind THIER ears?

[RobinHood3000]

Do what you have to M'lord. Shall I rub your back first?
Please do, if you would be so kind. :blush: Swabbing decks all day and swooping in to save ladies of smilies works up a terrible soreness between the shoulder blades...

[ElizabethSewall]

Massage then, shall we?

[RobinHood3000]

I suppose so--I'd be more than happy to reciprocate, if you like.

[ElizabethSewall]

The mere thought is thrilling. :blush: Please do...

[RobinHood3000]

And so I shall--so would you like to go first, or should I?

[ElizabethSewall]

Please let me...

[RobinHood3000]

By all means, proceed, milady.

~lies down, sighs, and relaxes~

[ElizabethSewall]

*begins with the soulders and runs all over M'lord's back* :blush:

Shall I use oil as well? Is M'lord pleased?

[papayahed]

Now is the perfect time to HiJaCk the Dastardly!!!!!!!


Whooo Hooo!!!!!!!!

[Nightshade]

HEY!! PG PG PG PG http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/smileys/hit.gif

[papayahed]

HEY!! PG PG PG PG http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/smileys/hit.gif

Do not fear Night, this is now my ship!! The only massagiing that's going to happen now is when Robin and Elizabeth massage my bunions!!

[Nightshade]

ahh good dont want to lose the thread to modding now do we?

[papayahed]

ahh good dont want to lose the thread to modding now do we?

ok, I still don't know what that is and if I did it or not.....

Let's have some cheesecake and discuss.. While the rest of the dastardly's start peelin' potatos...or walkin' the plank whichever they prefer...

[RobinHood3000]

~an arrow screams through the air from atop the mainmast, trimming the blue fur atop Grover's head~

I'll teach you to interrupt my massage/shower!! :mad:

[papayahed]

~an arrow screams through the air from atop the mainmast, trimming the blue fur atop Grover's head~

I'll teach you to interrupt my massage/shower!! :mad:

Damn, did I forget to take away all the amunition from the dastardly's?? oh doesn't matter with Nights help I'm sure I can keep control of this ship.

Good thing I'm now made of fire retardant material!! God Bless soccer Mom's!!

[Nightshade]

I could try some spells on them pleeeeeeeeeeese emm but first I need to find away to change mysef back from pink it is sooo not my colour
:http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/cool/cool-smiley-010.gif

[ElizabethSewall]

Can't possibly let my Master be disturbed. *draws her dague madly*

[papayahed]

hmmm... looks like I need to call in my muppet friends!!!!

*Fur flies everywhere*

[ElizabethSewall]

:cold: :cold: :cold:

WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!

[RobinHood3000]

Where'd my vacuum arrow go?? Confound it all...

~swoops down, grabs his deck-swabbing broom, and starts sending the fur into Davy Jones' Septic Tank~

Adil! Can you use your wizardry to counter Night's magic??

[ElizabethSewall]

I'm afraid Adil's still lying drunk at the moment... :(

[RobinHood3000]

Swooping, sweeping, what now? A-ha!

~starts swapping the pages in Night's magic book~

[ElizabethSewall]

*tries to pour salted water into Adil's mouth to wake him up*

[RobinHood3000]

Uhh, Elizabeth, where'd you get that water...?

[papayahed]

*tries to remember spells from Nights book*

[ElizabethSewall]

Uhh, Elizabeth, where'd you get that water...?Bucket over there. *points her left* Did I make some mistake?

[RobinHood3000]

No, not at all--just making sure you didn't get it from the open sea...ugghh...

[papayahed]

* takes bucket and throws it on dastardly's* muppets surround them all...

[Stanislaw]

gar, er I be to save the day, it be wonder pirate captain on der way!

*aooooo aooooo aooooo dumdedumde dooooo*


:D

gar, I might be thinkin that ye should be porin somes vodka down ol adils throat to be sure as te kill o the bacteria...ye sees thar was this funny thing an...

oh well, draw swords mate...how truly evil to attack during a wanton orgy! :D

[Stanislaw]

dinna hurt me accordian mind ye! :D

[RobinHood3000]

Aye, you'd think they'd rather join in! :brow:

[ElizabethSewall]

Not to think there was hot water in the bathtub... *sighs*

[Stanislaw]

Aye, you'd think they'd rather join in! :brow:

smaybe, thar more the marrier! :D

[papayahed]

gar, er I be to save the day, it be wonder pirate captain on der way!

*aooooo aooooo aooooo dumdedumde dooooo*


:D

gar, I might be thinkin that ye should be porin somes vodka down ol adils throat to be sure as te kill o the bacteria...ye sees thar was this funny thing an...

oh well, draw swords mate...how truly evil to attack during a wanton orgy! :D

THAT was the wanton orgy????? Now I've seen wanton orgies in my day and that was no wanton orgy. Besides you weren't even there!!!!! How can there be a wanton orgy without the ships captain??

[Stanislaw]

THAT was the wanton orgy????? Now I've seen wanton orgies in my day and that was no wanton orgy. Besides you weren't even there!!!!! How can there be a wanton orgy without the ships captain??

I be there, I was playin the accordian an' drinkin rum, an, makin sures that adil dinna drink the sea, er water, :D

[papayahed]

I be there, I was playin the accordian an' drinkin rum, an, makin sures that adil dinna drink the sea, er water, :D

Wait, so during a wanton orgy you were playing the accordian? and you let me HiJaCk your ship? hmmmmmmmmmm Is somebodies pants on fire?

[RobinHood3000]

Now I've seen wanton orgies in my day
:confused: :blush: :confused:


...:thumbs_up

[ElizabethSewall]

Wow! What was it like?

[adilyoussef]

*tries to pour salted water into Adil's mouth to wake him up*

*Hugh* ....*puff*... *haaaaaah*. Hi! Wat Time 'tis? *spiting fro the umpleasant taste in the mouth* any wo'ke to do? Hi LIz! *She is looking at me and smiling*, *still half of me is in wonderland*

Whe'e is captin? I'm 'eady fo' wo'k! *as though falling to sleep again*

[adilyoussef]

*Nahhhhhhhhhhh* wat's happenin' he'e? Whe'e's my batton and pipe? *reciting some magic spels* I'm 'eady fo' the fight my lo'd! hahahahaha *attacking but ....*

[Stanislaw]

gar, s'okay...we'll be havin to put a wee bit more o plan in thar wanton orgies, considerin, ol papaya HiJaCkEd er ship, and most o us passed out, I thinks next time around....says 'ery soon, SWRB will be the look outs just incase the ol amazons try an HiJaCk ar ship o we partake in orgies! :D

[Nightshade]

*Nahhhhhhhhhhh* wat's happenin' he'e? Whe'e's my batton and pipe? *reciting some magic spels* I'm 'eady fo' the fight my lo'd! hahahahaha *attacking but ....*
Oh no you dont Ketchup Mayo picalilli peanut butter sandwiches *
Well thats a reversal spell so ALL the magic done is being reversed Robin dear I think you need to rember that little spell at the begining of the thread?
HAHAHAH :lol:
Oh wait my eyebrows are gone again *rats*

[Stanislaw]

magics eh...letme see if I can remebers a spell...lets see...

HADOKEN


:D

[Nightshade]

Errrrrrrr???:confused:
*looks at captin waiting gfor something to happen*

[Stanislaw]

http://www.radiation-pills.com/potassium_iodide_13.jpg


:D tis a tad over kill, but ye asked! :D

[papayahed]

http://www.radiation-pills.com/potassium_iodide_13.jpg


:D tis a tad over kill, but ye asked! :D

oh great! That's gonna mess up my hair!

[RobinHood3000]

Hair? What hair? Smileys HAVE no hair.

Glaring--->:p<---baldness

[Nightshade]

Oh really??http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-036.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-044.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-044.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-038.gif
and that is all I can fit in this posthttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-003.gif

[Pendragon]

A New Arrival

From the ocean's depths I arise in a cloud,
To glance o're the ship with my cold red eyes.
The fog takes the places of my burial shroud—
For somewhere out on the sea is the place where I died.
What's this that I see there on a field o' jet-black?
Ah, 'tis a barren skull, like unto my very own!
W' sabers crossed beneath it like the one that pierced me front to back!
Perhaps here is a ship a poor spirit could call home!
I alight in the shadows beside the main mast,
And I gives a good smile, or would, had I skin.
I think someone must have seen me, for he fled away from here fast—
Screeching as though the very devil were chasing after him!
Fifteen men on a dead man chest, yo ho ho, and a bottle o' rum:
True be the song fair mateys o' mine, but I be deader than some…

Pendragon
http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/flm (27).gif

[Virgil]

:confused: :blush: :confused:


...:thumbs_up
Why do you thnk I left the Dastardly for the Amazon?

[Jay]

We've got what it takes? :p

[RobinHood3000]

Why do you thnk I left the Dastardly for the Amazon?
Prostituting yourself out, Virgil? Tsk tsk. :p

[Stanislaw]

welcome oberd pendragon!

:thumbs_up

[Stanislaw]

Prostituting yourself out, Virgil? Tsk tsk. :p
oh man, that be a new statement o somethings not to talks about! :D

[Virgil]

Prostituting yourself out, Virgil? Tsk tsk. :p
:lol: This all started with this week's Poem of the Week, but why is everything I say this week revolving around sex? We won't even discuss the horendous mistake I made in a private message.

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly
(From papers discovered hidden inside an empty cask)

So with cobwebs and moonlight I stitched me some rags,
To present myself before the Captain, as a good sailor should—
Topped with a plumed hat conjured from the deep, like some rakish wag,
I strolled into his cabin and saluting him, there I stood.
His eyes never left the chart spread forth on his desk.
Absent-mindedly, he returned my salute, and pointed to the door.
“Report to First Mate. Ye’ll be given yer bunk and yer tasks.
And tell th’ cook ye need grub and grog. Ye’re but bones, little mair!”
But I turned invisible and stole a glance at the old seadog’s map:
Hummmm. Island looked familiar, but I’ve been dead for quite a spell.
I popped out through the wall and none of the crew saw me pass.
So I figured I’d pass meeting the First Mate as well.
I did check on the cook who was fixing a fine mushroom stew:
Ah, but for those that are dead, cold maggots must do…

Pendragon

Goodnight http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/muede/k035.gif

[smilingtearz]

Ahhhh... *fall's flat with admiration..*

You're just awesome captain ghost!

[Nightshade]

:D Oooo are you a ghostie or a zombie then :confused:??
I wonder if Stansd over kill spell woke you up ? :D

[smilingtearz]

he can't be a zombie.. he has to be an impressive "ghostie" !

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly II
(From papers discovered inside an empty cask)

I begin to hear strange murmurings amongst The Dastardly crew,
So t’would seem that my presence here has not passed unknown.
Heh. They are saying I am a Zombie! No. That’ll never do,
Though I once visited that haunted land the Zombies call home.
You see, mates, a Zombie is created by a papa loi skilled in dark arts,
And there even be some question if they be dead or alive.
But me, I’m naught but bones, not even a heart—
So ye can be certain of one thing and that is that I died!
I stand under the rigging beneath the St. Elmo’s Fire,
And raise my skull to the rain, it feels pleasingly cool.
To haunt such a fine ship would be any seafaring spirit’s desire!
But I see the dawn coming, and even the dead must obey rules.
In the darkness of the hold I write down my impressions and thoughts:
People who find them won’t believe, but they don’t believe the dead walk...

http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/c015.gif

Pendragon

[adilyoussef]

Hey 'ee ladies stop talkin' and go back to wo'k! Zombies, who is zombie. Leave that spirit alone. *looking around me and frightened*

[papayahed]

Zombie? Did somebody say Zombie?????

Let me get out my survival guide....

[Nightshade]

hummm this ghostie sounds interesting now if I could just stay awake I might be able to spie on him/it (???)

[RobinHood3000]

A formidable force to have among our crew, indeed.

[Virgil]

Pen

I'm getting the sense that you're not appreciated on the Dastardly. We coud use another guy like you on the Amazon. Why don't you switch over like I did? We won't call you a zombie.

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly II
(From papers discovered inside an empty cask)

Now, Cap'n Stan burns yon candles each night, always studying that map:
Blast me! I know that I've seen that cursed paper before!
Seems it had something to do with this one-legged chap?
It's so hard to think when there's space where you once kept your brains, ah, before!
I pass by the crew on the way to the bow to gaze over the sea;
She whispers secrets to me at times, for she long was my home.
I try to ask the sea-nymphs what the future might be--
They do not dare to reply--I much fear that this vessel is now doomed...
And I--I can step overboard, for there is naught now that may harm me,
Or stay among those who fear me that I may try to forestall coming events.
Am I not dead? Then why this feeling that I must stand by my duty--
Stand by my Cap'n and my ship? It doesn't make sense!
But I enter the cabin to find the Cap'n asleep in his chair:
And taking up his pen I wrote in red ink across the map the word "BEWARE!"


Uh, y'all can spare an apple, right?

http://ro.uban.net/card_files/acc/pirateskeleton.jpg

Pendragon

[RobinHood3000]

One? Heck, have a barrel, shipmate!!

[smilingtearz]

AAAhhh... the Ghostie.. *still sitting on a trunk dazed at the way he speaks*
Even the dangers to befall the ship seem so beautiful when wrapped up with those words..!

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly IV
(From papers discovered inside an empty cask)

Now, it could be Cap'n Stan took my BEWARE as a sign of alarm,
Although he has failed to acknowledge my presence as of yet:
For I've notice the crew are now going about armed.
So silly to think that guns are a weapon to be feared by the dead!
I drifted up in the dark for a long look at the ship's compass,
And the helmsman must have noticed for he complained of sudden chill.
What I saw was not encouraging for the course was the same as last.
Do they think I go about in my bones just for sake of the thrill?
That island, that accursed island-- what is there so fearsome about it?
I died before the ship I was on ever got there, I know that somehow.
Mr. Arrow my name was. And I was First Mate of my ship at that!
'Til I went to Davy Jones' Locker with a cutlass in my bowels.
I know it was over that self-same chart on Cap'n Stan's desk--
If he won't listen to my BEWARE, I guess I'll just have to steal it...

http://www.mccrecords.com/PirateLaugh3.gif

Pendragon

[RobinHood3000]

Spoo-ky...

[Jay]

Charming photo!

[papayahed]

Hey, wouldn't this be a good time for a HiJaCkInG??????

[Scheherazade]

Hey, wouldn't this be a good time for a HiJaCkInG??????Brilliant idea, Papaya! :D

I say 'Veni, vidi, hijackidi!'

As the wise, old saying goes: Finders keepers, losers weepers! http://www.ex.ac.uk/Icons/Iconolog/ani/smiley/sets/smiley17_pirate.gif

We just found an unattended ship, me thinks!

[Jay]

Let's see what's on her! Loot, loot, loot!

[papayahed]

Let's rename her, Amazon II!!!!!!!!!!


Possession is nine tenth of the law, can't help it if we just found her floating aimlessly in the water like that....

[Jay]

Unguarded...

[papayahed]

Let's put up some nice rose printed curtains and paint her pink for when the dastardlys try to reclaim their ship...

[Scheherazade]

You know... it was such an easy capture that it gives almost no pleasure!

:D

But ain't gonna complain! Maybe we should rename the ship (and the thread!)

[papayahed]

Great idea, Scher!!!!

Let's break out the rum and toast our newest conquest!!!!

[Scheherazade]

Great idea, Scher!!!!

Let's break out the rum and toast our newest conquest!!!!We are gonna toast Stan?? Dunno... Was thinking... Stan might taste better roasted!

[Jay]

Let's put up some nice rose printed curtains and paint her pink for when the dastardlys try to reclaim their ship...
Ok... let's get one thing straight... NO PINK ANYWHERE NEAR MY ROOM! :p

[papayahed]

ok, ok no pink. I thought it would be fun to see stannies expression when he sees his ship painted pink.

You're right Scher, a slow roast is always better, except when we're talking bread.


I feel like a kid in a canddy store - running around the princess. I wonder if Robin keeps his superheros outfits on board??

[Jay]

It's a mission now! Let's find out! First to find them calls for the others! :D

[RobinHood3000]

Dammit, men, we need to fight back!! YAAARRGGHH!!

~fires an arrow high above the Amazons, spraying them with a thick layer of quicklime...~

[papayahed]

Won't that do more harm to the wooden ship then us? I mean we have your superheros outfits to protect us...

[RobinHood3000]

I have but one outfit, and I'm wearing it!! :mad: Besides, I'm sure Stan would rather see his ship in ashes than in pink!

[rachel]

WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED. this , this is most dreadful. the end of an era, a death, a wail into the black night. :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

[papayahed]

WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED. this , this is most dreadful. the end of an era, a death, a wail into the black night. :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:


Like I said, we just happened to "find" an abandoned ship!! :eek: :blush: :angel: :angel: :confused: :D

[Scheherazade]

And the saying is true:

Finders keepers, losers weepers!
Besides, I'm sure Stan would rather see his ship in ashes than in pink! I really doubt that! I think Stan loves his ship much more than... and he is a man of reason! :D

[Riesa]

Wow, capn, you should throw me overboard, I've been slothing around, but I hope it's not too late to send up an force-field bolt from the magic trident which is by the way(http://www.diamondtalk.com/forums/images/smilies/84/whisper.gif well, you Amazons know where it's kept so you shouldn't be shy about using it, it really belongs to all of us you know)to protect us from Robin's dastardly, and cruel, might I add, quicklime arrow, and why would we want to destroy such a lovely ship, now that it's ours.) Nice Job, Amazons.

Hip Hip Hooray!
Three cheers for Jay!
And Capn!
And Papayahed!!!!http://www.diamondtalk.com/forums/images/smilies/bigclap.gif

[RJbibliophil]

what happened here? did we take over the dasterdly or what? Sweeeet!!! We could paint the ship pretty colors that they would not like. Where are we headed now, and what happened to the Amazon Queen?

[RobinHood3000]

PENDRAGON!! We could use a ghost right about now!!

Don't make me call in my Jedi connections!

[smilingtearz]

Uhuh?? what happened here?

[Nightshade]

Ok that helps my choice I am joining the amazons:D


Pssst how did she change the thread name now that is spooky

[smilingtearz]

they're the moderators Night :)

[adilyoussef]

T'ato's, They took 'm that ship. Who was in cha'ge of garding he'? *thinking join and adapt or rebbel* we should gathe'r men to 'ecaptu'e the ship *hip* *thinking: should stop on the bottle*

[smilingtearz]

have you been drinking a lot lately!!

[RobinHood3000]

Adil!! At last, an ally!! We must save our ship!!

~fires arrows into the sky, exploding them in Morse Code to write out S.O.S.~

[smilingtearz]

robin can i be of any help??

[RobinHood3000]

...to which side?

[AimusSage]

What of that navy frigate over on the horizon? They'll be sure to come to the aid of an 'honest merchant' that has been hijacked by pirates. :)

[smilingtearz]

...to which side?


erm.. which is the good side??

[Pensive]

Oh yeah, That's great!

Ship is our's now finally!

Celebrate, Celebrate! Captain Scher, no KitKats?

[Pensive]

erm.. which is the good side??

Amazon is ofcourse, the better side. You don't wanna be with loosers. Do ya? :p

[AimusSage]

I would beg to differ, the Dastardly ship has a rich history which the Amazon's couldn't match if they wanted to.

[smilingtearz]

wait... i have a better way to decide.. I'm where Aimus is :D

[AimusSage]

Yay! Time to take this ship back from the Amazones! :)

[smilingtearz]

Dasterdly it is!!
How can i help??

[AimusSage]

Aye, let's go, Eva, take that cannon and point it at the nearest Amazone! I'll climb the main and swing to the helm from there!

[smilingtearz]

Aye I sir!

[smilingtearz]

lookk at my brave guy go!! YAY!

[AimusSage]

*Smash* OUCH! Who put that bulkhead there! :goof:

[smilingtearz]

awww.. are you hurt??
*worried*

:p

[AimusSage]

I dunno, what was I doing again? I can't seem to remember. :confused: ;)

[Pensive]

*will not let her do any harm to any Amazon*

Our History is full of conquests not with defeats atleast!

[smilingtearz]

oh... he's hurt... serious case of memory loss??
how can we get it back
Is there a doctor on board???????? *screams out*

[AimusSage]

*mumbles* Doctor? Why are the stars all purple and green? :confused:

[smilingtearz]

oh now.. come'on close your eyes and don't think of anything right now... you'll be fine..
I should try and get some help...

[AimusSage]

Such a pretty doctor :)

[smilingtearz]

Aimus... ummm.. jee.. i'm not the doctor, but can i do anything to help you feel better.. :)

[AimusSage]

You may not be a doctor, but your presence heals me all the same! :D

[RJbibliophil]

ugh. piglet reporting for defense duty! how do you need help?

[AimusSage]

Try to round up the crew that is still loyal to Stan! They may rename the ship, they may take over our holds and decks, they may climb the masts and man the helm, but they'll never know what a dastardly crew can do on a dastardly ship!

[smilingtearz]

way to go!
you sound better now... :)

[AimusSage]

Yes, well, I still need you close to me, or I might have a relapse. :)

[smilingtearz]

:) silence speaks...

[adilyoussef]

Hey, give 'm this to d'ink from. *hip* He'd be good soon. Don' wo'y. He is a tough man. We should gathe' and o'ganize ou' attack. Let's captu'e Pancive and make a deal. *hip* She is the youngest but ve'y sma't. Be wa'e!

[adilyoussef]

Robin, t'y to join captn' Stan. He should know wot to do. I'm t'ying to think of an attack. *hitting my head with a bottle and thinking hard*

[Pensive]

People are trying to capture Pensy. Penive is not an easy task I tell you!

My Golden Sword will always help me. As long as it is with me, no one can harm me!

Hahahahaha

[Riesa]

I'm right next to ya, wee Pensy, we'll fight back to back!

[Pensive]

That's the spirit, my friend! *thumbs up*

Where are other fellows?

[Riesa]

Which ones, I think Robin and the rest are pouting somewhere. but I don't know where the rest of the Amazons are.

[smilingtearz]

Adil... don't hit yourself!! The dasterdly needs you!!
and thanks for the ... umm.. drink, i'm sure he'll be better :)

[Pensive]

Oh, well we are enough for these dasterdly Riesa! Aren't we? That's thje spirit of a Amazon!

[Virgil]

I'm here for ten minutes. If you remember I abandoned the other guys.

[smilingtearz]

Virgil which side are you??

[Riesa]

Okay, yes. Hello, where's my....umm.... your dog?

[Virgil]

*yells out* "Brandi, Brandi." here girl" Oh gosh, I hope she's not on the Dastardly.

[Riesa]

There is no dastardly now, my friend, this is what is left of the dastardly.

[Virgil]

What do you mean? Have we sunk the ship?

[Riesa]

Where have you been? Is this the questions only thread? Scher, Jay and Papaya have taken over the Dastardly, and renamed it the Princess,

[Virgil]

Really? I guess I haven't followed. What happened? They they all turn gay?

[Riesa]

What? just read back a few pages.

[Virgil]

Oh this is funny. Well, at least I joined the right ship. No leadership on the Princess, formerly Dastardly. :lol:

[smilingtearz]

stop saying that will you :mad:

[Virgil]

well, at least I don't belong to a pink ship.

[smilingtearz]

it's all girls controlling... you never know when they decide to change into pink :p

[Riesa]

What would it take to get you to wear pink, Virg?

[papayahed]

HaHaHa, Seems the Princess was in capable hands since I left.

[Riesa]

It looks like the Princess needs a new Captain, unless Capn Scher can be captain of both ships, if not, are you up for the job, Papayahed?

[adilyoussef]

We should collect new c'rew. P'epa' you' selvew geltenmen. The G'eat Battle is ap'oaching. *loughing madling with mad eyes that frightned my companions*
We should f'om a'che's wi' 'a help o' Robin. And we a'e still waiting fo' Stan to lead the battle.
Wondering, how can we win the battle with a crew like this. *hummm*
http://www.theyakshack.co.uk/goodies/wallpaper/pirates_island_1280.jpg

[Pensive]

Oh yeah, that's a good idea Riesa. Papaya can be the new captain!

We got to defeat Stan's team afterall!

[Pensive]

Oh, but where is Scher, our captain for now?

We want KitKats!

[adilyoussef]

Missing the old good days. http://www.users.nac.net/ronzalme/Portfolio/Pirates.gif
Especially these days http://www.justdisney.com/Features/pirates_of_carribean/images/pirates_02.jpg

[papayahed]

oh, I dunno. I'll never get Stannie to the altar if I keep taking over his ship and making myself captain....If I am captain can I perform my own ceremony? although I think Night wanted to do that...

[adilyoussef]

Hey ladies. I zee 'ee setling the matte' amongs ye. We haven't zid ou' final wo'd. He'e, new c'ew a'e cimin'.
http://www.wowmuseum.com/images/Exhibits/Safari%20Pirates.jpg

[Virgil]

What would it take to get you to wear pink, Virg?
I have some pink shirts. But I draw the line at pants. If you slip me a few bucks, and promise to keep a secret, I'll try pink underwear. :D

[ElizabethSewall]

Wow! So cute little crew... They fit perfectly with our pink ship! :p

[papayahed]

Wow! So cute little crew... They fit perfectly with our pink ship! :p


Hey, weren't you a dastardly?????? :nod: hmmm..... tryin' to blend with the Princesses are ya???

[RobinHood3000]

~sends the coordinates of the Amazon Queen to the Death Star crew~

[ElizabethSewall]

Hey, weren't you a dastardly?????? :nod: hmmm..... tryin' to blend with the Princesses are ya???Naaah! :p Remain a dastardly but even a pirate has feminine instinct... :lol:

[Nightshade]

Has everyone forgotten I ALREADY turned the dasterdly err princess pink a while back :rolleyes:
Papaya yes I want to preform the cermony although if you cant get Stan to the later Eva looks set to reel Aimus in -- mind you eva Dont let him invite his martian friends to the reception they will eat yopuout of your savings and humm better not let him near the drinks either :nod:


Look at them all squabbling this is theperfect time to reveal my TRUE personality:brow:

[papayahed]

Naaah! :p Remain a dastardly but even a pirate has feminine instinct... :lol:


Sounds like we've got our first canidate for plank walkin' :D

[RobinHood3000]

Not if the hero Robin has anything to say about it!!

[AimusSage]

Robin, you distract them, while I sneak into the hold and get some proper paint.

[RobinHood3000]

Aye aye!!

~Robin swoops down, rescuing Elizabeth from the plank and carrying her into the crow's nest~

[ElizabethSewall]

My hero... :nod:

[AimusSage]

*Sneaks in the hold, looking for paint* Hmmm, Black brown or Orange? What to take.

*Runs back toward the deck with some buckets of Orange paint*

[RobinHood3000]

~Robin, with Elizabeth still in his arms, does a few more swoops back and forth just for kicks :D~

[ElizabethSewall]

~Elizabeth verbally provocates their ennemies, safe in her savior's arms~ :p

[Scheherazade]

It looks like the Princess needs a new Captain, unless Capn Scher can be captain of both ships, if not, are you up for the job, Papayahed?I agree. Princess needs a new Captain... And if Papaya accepts the position, she should be the Captain I think because it was her genius plan to HiJaCk Stan's ship!

And Papaya, don't worry about Stan... Now that you are the Captain of the ship, he will have to do whatever you ask him to, won't he? :D

[RJbibliophil]

*shoves Aimus overboard, who clings to Liz and robin, who manage to get all orange, but remain on deck, aimus landing in the still filthy, now orange water*

*holds liz and robin up by their collars*
What should we do with these two capn Papaya?

[RobinHood3000]

Let us go, and maybe we won't set your porky behind, your leader's mutinous fairy wings, the Wolfman from NY's dog, and Grover's furry hide on fire!!

[Jay]

Hey, hands off! The Princess is now ours... now does that make Scher a commodore? :p

[smilingtearz]

*shoves Aimus overboard, who clings to Liz and robin, who manage to get all orange, but remain on deck, aimus landing in the still filthy, now orange water*

*holds liz and robin up by their collars*
What should we do with these two capn Papaya


:mad: a lil' piglet doing that to my closest friends... how dare she !!

[Nightshade]

Smilies ATTACK!

http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/vio (25).gifhttp://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/vio (25).gifhttp://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/vio (25).gif

Ladies and gentalmen., moderaters zombies, fairies and ducks oh and brandi.
It gives me great pleasure to announce that bothh these ships have been captured in the name of the smilie empire. So please form orderly ques towards the plank. And be considerate of other diers and die quickly.
We are also pleased to say that there will be a number of oppurtunities avialbe to thioe whiching to become privateers for the Smilie council. This was a smilie broadcast have a nice day :D

[smilingtearz]

uhmm.. another attack :eek:

[Jay]

We can't have them executed! There's no fun with no 'enemies'. Have them board a safeboat... or leave them at a deserted island... no rum storage though! They'd enjoy themselves, can't have that, can we? :p Let them come up with ideas how to get their hands on another ship... so we can ease it our of their hands again! :D

*is not evil* :p

[Nightshade]

you see the only way to get on in this world is to take advantage of EVERY oppertunity :D sooo Walking the plank or joining the smilies, eva??

:D

[Nightshade]

Excuse me Jay ...does this measn that you are joining the smilies becasue We have captured the queen too you realsier we cannot let pirates opperate on the main smilie shipping lines of course?

[Jay]

Doubt Smiling would abandon Aimus... let her board the safeboat with the rest of the Dasterdlies I say! They can contemplate the meaning of piracy there together :p

[Nightshade]

What lifeboat?? I was feeding them to the sharks! :D

[Jay]

You know... Titanic didn't have enough of those... smaller boat(s) strapped to the keel of the ship in case of an emergency... also good for getting rid of mutineers ;) and enemy pirates...

[smilingtearz]

hmm.. did i hear my name... night.. you knw i'd faithfully wait till Aimus comes back... if you could manage to convince him.. i actually like the smilies.. :D
But then i would not like to leave Elizabeth and therefore not even Robin... have you ever seen such a dilemma!

[Nightshade]

Oh aimus is easy to wrap around ones finger :D

[smilingtearz]

hmm... does that mean that you think you can manage him to leave the dasterdly, that he has so faithfully served... i'm pretty sure of his devotion... he won't let the dasterdly down...