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rachel
03-10-2006, 01:33 PM
garr, I be the cap'tn o the ship, and nows I jus' recalimed 'er...now, lets get the orgy under way, er I mean, lets sets sail!
But my captain what er what exactly do you mean by an orgy :blush: I don't see how I will be of much help if I die of embarrasment.M'Lord are you okay with this orgy thing?Couldn't we just have a nice game of musical chairs and the last guy gets thrown overboard or something. sigh..everything seems so mixed up.
Night you and I will do the potatoes and tell each other stories that we remember from our childhood. And since I have never actually seen you other than your eyes I shall be so excited and kiss your dear face.
Stanislaw
03-10-2006, 01:36 PM
As it be it seems much o the crew don't be liken wanton orgy's so's we wont' be havin one terday...maybes when we gets back to dry land, at ther admiral benbows!
RobinHood3000
03-10-2006, 05:11 PM
Suppose so. In the meantime, perhaps we could do like Mr. Depp and Mr. Rush did in their lit'l movie and get us two ships, each with their own captain, and share the booty!
Then we can go to Admiral Benbow's and share the booty!
papayahed
03-10-2006, 06:16 PM
So which ship is gonna have the orgy?
rachel
03-10-2006, 06:49 PM
Suppose so. In the meantime, perhaps we could do like Mr. Depp and Mr. Rush did in their lit'l movie and get us two ships, each with their own captain, and share the booty!
Then we can go to Admiral Benbow's and share the booty!
YOU SUPPOSE SO? are you wanting an orgy M'Lord? Have you been hanging around with Xamonas lately?
Please whatever we are doing, can we do it soon, this is rather muddled and I need to get away. The open sea, the fresh tangy salt air, the vomit bags. I can scarcely wait.
RobinHood3000
03-10-2006, 07:00 PM
Well, I don't, personally, but it seems to be the majority opinion...I suppose we'll have to find a movie theatre or something whilst the others are having their fun.
Personally, I say we set sail. Yea or nay?
rachel
03-10-2006, 11:11 PM
yes please, i have had enough of this rhetoric. And yes please can we please take in a movie and I will treat you to whatever you want to eat.you are so thoughtful.
Virgil
03-11-2006, 01:46 AM
You know I just discovered this thread. If the ship hasn't departed yet, I think I'll hop on board. I haven't read through the entire thread, but is this a pirate ship, cruise ship, or a cargo ship? There seems to be an albatross circling above. Is that a bad sign?
rachel
03-11-2006, 01:33 PM
yay Virgil is coming, yay. there is some sort of dastardly taking over of our captain's vessel by some girl mutineers, namely Miss Scher and Miss Papaya and we don't like it.gar but it be tiring and I just want to go and there be talk of orgies and I be horrified. Virg, bring Brandi and she can be our mascot.
Please captain Stan the brave and fearsome pyrate , can be just cast off and set sail anytime soon? please, oh please. I am tired of being forced to peel potatoes we aren't eating. :bawling:
:bawling: There was a Muuutineee and I missed it! :bawling:
Virgil
03-11-2006, 06:09 PM
yay Virgil is coming, yay. there is some sort of dastardly taking over of our captain's vessel by some girl mutineers, namely Miss Scher and Miss Papaya and we don't like it.gar but it be tiring and I just want to go and there be talk of orgies and I be horrified. Virg, bring Brandi and she can be our mascot.
Please captain Stan the brave and fearsome pyrate , can be just cast off and set sail anytime soon? please, oh please. I am tired of being forced to peel potatoes we aren't eating. :bawling:
Sure Brandi can be our mascot. But before we cast off, let me quickly run to the drugstore for seasick pills. I'll be right back and I'll have Brandi on a leash. Keep peeling those potatoes, I'm getting hungry.
Stanislaw
03-11-2006, 06:46 PM
garr, raise the gang plank! cast off fore! cast off aft! helm, hard er port, some ones volunteer fer the crows nest? head due east lads, were headin fer the for o gibralter, theys won't know whats hit em!
Welcome oberd the finest pirate ship o these cursted waters: the dasterdly stan's, what be a task ter yer likin virgil?
rachel
03-11-2006, 07:24 PM
yah Virgil what be a task to your liking.? Methinks he is an expert on wines and cheese so perhaps he can keep us supplied with entertaining evenings with such fare. I'll be in a coma cause I don't drink normally. What ye be doing cap'n stan what ye be doin to entertain us eh?
RobinHood3000
03-11-2006, 08:31 PM
~shoots Virgil with a Scopolamine Arrow~
There--now you don't have to make the trip. I always keep seasick-pill-arrows on hand for these sorts of situations :D.
Virgil
03-11-2006, 08:50 PM
Thanks Robin. Now we got Brandi on board too. Sea sick arrow has taken affect. Time to cast off Captain. I'm not an expert on cheese, though. That was Unnamable.
Stanislaw
03-11-2006, 11:18 PM
garr! WEIGH ANCHORRRRRRR! :D
Scheherazade
03-12-2006, 06:39 PM
*realises that she has forgotten to tell Stan that she took their anchor as a memento.
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RobinHood3000
03-12-2006, 06:48 PM
Hmm. Well, I suppose that simplifies things a bit.
Virgil
03-12-2006, 08:24 PM
Oh Captain, Captain. A bit of secret intelligence. Yonder lass, Scher, has started her own voyage with her own vessel, The Amazon Queen. Not only that she has stolen our anchor. Captain, what do we do?
RobinHood3000
03-12-2006, 10:59 PM
Plunder together and share the loot, I suppose.
Virgil
03-12-2006, 11:18 PM
Perhaps we can hijack their ship. But speed is of the essence. Where, oh where, is our Captain?
papayahed
03-13-2006, 10:50 AM
Plunder together and share the loot, I suppose.
Good Luck with that!!! See what happens when you step foot on the Mighty Amazon Queen.
Weeping Willow
03-13-2006, 02:17 PM
Arrgg!! wat ar u seing!!! wanna a battle???
Draw your Sword!!!
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papayahed
03-13-2006, 02:44 PM
Arrgg!! wat ar u seing!!! wanna a battle???
Draw your Sword!!!
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I don't need no stinkin' sword!!! Besides....I think I here the Amazon Queen calling, gotta go.....
rachel
03-13-2006, 04:48 PM
anybody knows our cap'n has stowed away another anchor down down in the storage room so hoist away ye strong lads and I brought a tiny heat seeking missile, never know when you will need one. Attached to it is chicken pox, (sorry but this is desperate times) and we only n eed to speed it on its way with the catapult over by the life boat and away it goes. And then the lasses will be scratchin and swearin and we will catch up to them and then THEY HAVE TO PEEL taters.
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 05:09 PM
garr, so theys stole our own anchors did they! well, I thinks we should be stealin, says, theyre rutter! make haste navigator, on the tale o thet ships o thieves!
Weeping Willow
03-13-2006, 05:12 PM
Ai! Captian! we have en unfinished Bussnies with thos little thiftS!!1 garrr!!!!
full sale men!!! grab yer weapons!!!
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 05:14 PM
powder to ther guns, but softly weeping, we nots be wantin to spoil er suprise, loads the grape an chain.
garr, we'll catchem o the middle er dinner!
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 05:15 PM
Someson run up the mast, an hoist our colours!
Weeping Willow
03-13-2006, 05:21 PM
yar captain!! at once!!!!
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 05:31 PM
Garr "I Love 'is, I love it!" I loves it when a plan be comin together! :D
RobinHood3000
03-13-2006, 07:05 PM
~Shoots a Grapnel Arrow up to the top of the mainmast and pulls himself upwards, trailing the mainsail behind him~
Ready, captain!
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 07:11 PM
do ye have any bomb arrows o that quiver mate? if so's when we pulls o'long sides o the mutineer ships, looks fer there powder stores an...I thinks ye get the ider! :rage:
:D
RobinHood3000
03-13-2006, 07:33 PM
Aye aye, Cap'n! Explosive arrows at the ready, sir!
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 07:39 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA we shall be havin ar sweet revenge! :D
Scheherazade
03-13-2006, 07:40 PM
*hits Stan in the face with a plate full of left over mash*
The only thing you will be having for now is sweet potato mash, Stan!
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 07:42 PM
err, ow, FIRE me crew, let loose the crew, er...find me somes stain remover.
RobinHood3000
03-13-2006, 07:48 PM
~shoots Stan with a bleach arrow~
That do the trick, Cap'n?
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 07:48 PM
~shoots Stan with a bleach arrow~
That do the trick, Cap'n?
garr nicely, thank ye! :thumbs_up
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 07:49 PM
load the canons full o mash! we be sein who be gettin the last o the laughs!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Scheherazade
03-13-2006, 08:02 PM
If you could send some gravy as well, we won't be worrying about tomorrow's dinner!
:D
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 08:04 PM
WAIT, they like it!, quick, lets fire somes rotten fruits er monkey poop er somethings like that!
RobinHood3000
03-13-2006, 08:12 PM
Where's Unnamable? Let's stuff him into a cannon!
Virgil
03-13-2006, 08:13 PM
Captain, Virgil reporting or duty, sir. Excuse the wet uniform sir. I was tossed overboard from the Amazon Queen. I must report that them there ladies are truly amazons. We must be careful and devious if we are to overrun their ship.
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 08:14 PM
aie, they dids throw some mash at mes...got any iders for whats we might shoots back at em?
Stanislaw
03-13-2006, 08:15 PM
Where's Unnamable? Let's stuff him into a cannon!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahh, twould be a grand ider!
Riesa
03-13-2006, 08:30 PM
wait....Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo,
*dives overboard to return to the Queen, quickly summon Captain Scher to order the Gib hoisted and get The Queen underway as fast as possible, the tricks of Stan's crew have suddenly become fiercely dangerous...*
RobinHood3000
03-13-2006, 08:31 PM
I believe we've stumbled upon a truly diabolical form of ammunition...
Virgil
03-13-2006, 08:44 PM
wait....Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo,
*dives overboard to return to the Queen, quickly summon Captain Scher to order the Gib hoisted and get The Queen underway as fast as possible, the tricks of Stan's crew have suddenly become fiercely dangerous...*
Next time yonder lass climbs on board our ship, we'll have our mascot Brandi tear her to shreds. Or kiss her to death, one of the two.
Brandi: "arf, arf, arf."
Virgil: "Good girl."
Riesa
03-13-2006, 08:45 PM
shouldn't it be "Arrr f, Arrrr f, Arrrrr f"? and this lass be sweet talkin brandi when noone is lookin' and believe me when I tell you, she's interested in becoming an Amazon herself....hahahahahahahahhaha.....
Virgil
03-13-2006, 08:51 PM
shouldn't it be "Arrr f, Arrrr f, Arrrrr f"? and this lass be sweet talkin brandi when noone is lookin' and believe me when I tell you, she's interested in becoming an Amazon herself....hahahahahahahahhaha.....
:lol: Actually she is an amazon. Like a bull in a china shop.
Didn't Little Orphan Annie's Sandy go "arf"?
Now I can't trust me dog to be on our side. Well, the secret is whoever has food will get her loyalty. Until you run out that is. And then she's up for graps again.
Riesa
03-13-2006, 08:53 PM
ARRRRR, f..........matey.
we got t-bones on the Queen, what do you have but a pile of rotten veggies and bleach coated mash. oh and potato peels... btw, when was the last time ya saw wee brandi?
Virgil
03-13-2006, 08:55 PM
HERE Brandi, HERE Brandi. Where are you?
kilted exile
03-13-2006, 10:39 PM
this be no problem, just wait till the dead of night I'll row over and pierce a hole in ther hull.
In fact it's probably dark enough just now.
*Lowers one of the lifeboats into the water & starts rowing towards the other ship*
simon
03-14-2006, 04:52 AM
Which ship to join? To be a Dastardly shipmate or an Amazon queen (no breast reduction required)? Any perks lads? What are you drinking onboard this piratic downward spiral? I can offer my services to the ship that wants it most, I've a personal relationship with Poseidon and I can make sails blow or seas churn at my whim and fancy. Amazon Queens heed my offers as well, anyone want these sevices?
Weeping Willow
03-14-2006, 05:05 AM
YArg!! come here mati! yar like here! with Our good aol captain Stan! Arrg...
We got ya rum be got ya brendi! come join us! Garr!!!
RobinHood3000
03-14-2006, 06:44 AM
Which ship to join? To be a Dastardly shipmate or an Amazon queen (no breast reduction required)? Any perks lads? What are you drinking onboard this piratic downward spiral? I can offer my services to the ship that wants it most, I've a personal relationship with Poseidon and I can make sails blow or seas churn at my whim and fancy. Amazon Queens heed my offers as well, anyone want these sevices?
We've got the most loyal crew you'll ever meet, favor with the beloved rachel, and free continental breakfasts. What say ye??
Pensive
03-14-2006, 07:33 AM
Which ship to join? To be a Dastardly shipmate or an Amazon queen (no breast reduction required)? Any perks lads? What are you drinking onboard this piratic downward spiral? I can offer my services to the ship that wants it most, I've a personal relationship with Poseidon and I can make sails blow or seas churn at my whim and fancy. Amazon Queens heed my offers as well, anyone want these sevices?
Ofcourse, Amazon Queen wants people like you. Come in there and you will find it as good as gold. :D
Virgil
03-14-2006, 08:05 AM
Simon, first you have to be of the female gender to join the Amazon Queen. Here on Stan's ship we guys drink beer and rum all day, play sports, and quietly sneak over to the Amazon ship and scribble graffiti on its bows. They on the other hand have cookies and tea and play scrabble. Which is more fun? Join us, matey.
Pensive
03-14-2006, 08:16 AM
Virgil, Simon is a female. Hahahaha
papayahed
03-14-2006, 11:52 AM
Simon, first you have to be of the female gender to join the Amazon Queen. Here on Stan's ship we guys drink beer and rum all day, play sports, and quietly sneak over to the Amazon ship and scribble graffiti on its bows. They on the other hand have cookies and tea and play scrabble. Which is more fun? Join us, matey.
Why are you making up rules for the Amazon Queen, you don't have to be female to join the Amazon Queen. Besides in addition to our tea and scrabble we also have the grog and rum drinking and the best part is that our ship is a might bit cleaner and smells way better.
And did you hear we have a new mascot? a dog I think, named Brandi.
Scheherazade
03-14-2006, 12:35 PM
Why are you making up rules for the Amazon Queen, you don't have to be female to join the Amazon Queen. Besides in addition to our tea and scrabble we also have the grog and rum drinking and the best part is that our ship is a might bit cleaner and smells way better.
And did you hear we have a new mascot? a dog I think, named Brandi.What Papaya said!
And the crew is better looking too I am guessing! :D
Stanislaw
03-14-2006, 12:47 PM
Better looking BETTER LOOKING, well, ye mite have a point, but that be neither here nor there, we er, the most honest bunch o mates in the ol sea!
Virgil
03-14-2006, 12:57 PM
Why are you making up rules for the Amazon Queen, you don't have to be female to join the Amazon Queen. Besides in addition to our tea and scrabble we also have the grog and rum drinking and the best part is that our ship is a might bit cleaner and smells way better.
And did you hear we have a new mascot? a dog I think, named Brandi.
I know that. But I was swindling Smon to come to our side. Didn't pirates do those kind of hijinks? To my dismay, Simon turned out to be a girl. :lol: Oh well.
Captain, now what do we do?
Scheherazade
03-14-2006, 01:04 PM
Captain, now what do we do?How about you give in and give up and hand over that ship of yours to us?
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Stanislaw
03-14-2006, 01:20 PM
Garr to quote mad monty o muppet treasure island "In your dreams" :D
House about ye hand o'er yer ship m'am :D
Dream on! You better go searching for a new anchor before you drift further and sink! :p
Virgil
03-14-2006, 01:32 PM
Captain, I think we ought to load up the cannons and take a shot at their broadside. Just give the order, sir.
You'd be driftwood before you have the time to load!
Stanislaw
03-14-2006, 01:38 PM
fire unamable, er the canons!
Riesa
03-14-2006, 01:39 PM
Aye, Jay...help me with this cask of grog....I dinna want tae ours, when these bilge suckers here got such a fine lot of it...
Virgil
03-14-2006, 01:41 PM
*Packs propellant down muzzle. Lifts cannon ball, ugh, into muzzle*
*Lights match*
*Brings match to det cord*
"FIRE!!!" BOOM!!!
Let them load Unnameable while we steal their grog, good plan! :p
Ahem, next time try to AIM at something that's NOT a palm tree, okie? :p
Stanislaw
03-14-2006, 01:43 PM
wait wait...lets steal their grog, make haste lads!
Scheherazade
03-14-2006, 01:43 PM
*watches the canon exlode to Virgil's face a la Coyote...
Look at that!!! Who stuffed the nuzzle with those rags???
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Willow! That's the bandages he used to stop the bleeding and stick them in the first place he found... the cannons!
Stanislaw
03-14-2006, 01:46 PM
that means, war lass! bring in de reserves o rake er ship with a shot o lead black as ol belze's lung! :D
Stanislaw
03-14-2006, 02:21 PM
garr...looks likes there be no amozons aboot, lets go an steals er main sail. That'll be a jokean 3/4 :D
You seem to have been looking the wrong direction if you didn't see me, cap'n Stan! *steals our sail back and takes yer flag*
Stanislaw
03-14-2006, 02:37 PM
jokes on ye, that be yer flag!
Are you sure I can keep it then?
Stanislaw
03-14-2006, 02:44 PM
er, why ye be askin...be ye tryin te pull o faston on the ol capt'n?
Not at all, if you have no objections, I'd just take the flag and jump overboard and swim to The Queen... dinner, you see...
Stanislaw
03-14-2006, 02:50 PM
If ye be so inclined, just remembrer, that I be given yer flag back o the goodness o me heart. :D
Riiiight.
*swims away with ours AND the Dasterly flag as well, out of the goodness of my heart*
Stanislaw
03-14-2006, 03:04 PM
garr, i be thinkin, it be time to loose the dreaded SWRB on their ships!
What is a SWRB? I was reminded of 'svrab' but I doubt the cap'n be speaking my language :p
Stanislaw
03-14-2006, 03:27 PM
Shark With Re-breather! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
RobinHood3000
03-14-2006, 05:14 PM
~snags Jay's widdle diaper with a Grappling Hook Arrow and drags her back~
~dangles her from the top of the mainmast~
Unless you want Jay to look like the potato mash you chucked at us earlier, I suggest you do as we say!
Virgil
03-14-2006, 09:03 PM
*watches the canon exlode to Virgil's face a la Coyote...
Look at that!!! Who stuffed the nuzzle with those rags???
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How can we beat these amazons? No matter what we do, they turn the tables on us. Captain I'm getting disheartened. They've tossd me overboard, stolen my dog, and now have the cannon blow up in my face. I suggest you strategize and get moving. They're kicking our butt.
Riesa
03-14-2006, 09:19 PM
*mouth agape*
Ye sound a wee bit mutinous, pirate Virgil...weel, like the old adage says 'if they be kicking our butts, might as weel be on the butt-kickers keel'.... I be speakin' with Amazon Captain for ye, she might be able to find ye an occupation keeping the jibsheets ship shape, I be thinkin ye might be handy with a needle. arr...
Virgil
03-14-2006, 09:23 PM
Agh, I'm no traitor. Is the white flag still up? If not draw swords. Aghh!
RobinHood3000
03-14-2006, 10:25 PM
How can we beat these amazons? No matter what we do, they turn the tables on us. Captain I'm getting disheartened. They've tossd me overboard, stolen my dog, and now have the cannon blow up in my face. I suggest you strategize and get moving. They're kicking our butt.
In the world of RPGing, I believe that's called "god-modding," and it is highly frowned upon in all but the least civilized/polite of cultures.
Virgil
03-14-2006, 10:28 PM
I'm sorry if I broke some code. I'm uninitiated in the world of these things. What exactly is "god-modding?" Please don't make me walk the plank. I'll ship up. I'll learn.
RobinHood3000
03-14-2006, 10:47 PM
No no no, you misunderstand--god-modding describes what Scher and her crew have been doing. It means that they write the overarching outcomes of their actions without giving the opposing side an opportunity to respond (such as with their kidnapping of Brandi).
Virgil
03-14-2006, 10:55 PM
Oh thanks. I thought I had broken some mafia oath and was going to get whacked! :lol:
Riesa
03-15-2006, 12:28 AM
regular Riesa here, oops, sorry for god-modding, this is all new to me...
Stanislaw
03-15-2006, 11:20 AM
s'okay...iddqd...now lets be lootin their ship, an succesfully I might be addin...idkfa, and fer good measure...idbeholdi...
:D
Charge mates, aint nothin stoppin us nows!
Scheherazade
03-15-2006, 12:32 PM
No no no, you misunderstand--god-modding describes what Scher and her crew have been doing. It means that they write the overarching outcomes of their actions without giving the opposing side an opportunity to respond (such as with their kidnapping of Brandi).I didn't realise we were RPing as such... Thought we were merely goofing around but do let us read the Dummy's Guide to RPing or Universal Code for RPing or something so that we won't break any rules.
Stanislaw
03-15-2006, 12:33 PM
I didn't realise we were RPing as such... Thought we were merely goofing around but do let us read the Dummy's Guide to RPing or Universal Code for RPing or something so that we won't break any rules.
:D
rule breaking? I do believe that jack sparrow said it the best: "Pirate" :D
rachel
03-15-2006, 03:05 PM
Wow you get sick a couple of days and miss everything. Well I have to earn me bread so I will jump over board in the dark of night(sharks are kind to me) and swim as silently as one can who is still sick and shivering, over to the Amazon Queen(lovely name but it will not save you lady Scher). Now were is that string, oh right tied to me hip. I undoes the string what is tied to a large soup can(i carefully cleaned it and pushed away any sharp ends) and now I ties part to that rusty nail stickin out by that round window yonder.Now I swims back, this string is a mile long I bet(didn't pay attention to how much I was windin) and now I am back. gar I feel like I will be sick any minute. I climbs aboard shaking like a leaf and now I ties the other end with a large clean tin can to the railin of our own precious ship.(well as long as we are both still travelin at the same steady speeds, else the string will snap.)
Now cap'n we can hear all their conversations and takes orders from ye based on what those treacherous yet pretty girls are sayin.
Now where is a blanket and some medicine. I will lay in a corner by meself, don't want anyone catchin anything. :sick:
simon
03-15-2006, 04:53 PM
It seems to be clear that both piratic idiocrities must be joined for maximum swarthiness. Stealthy Simon by day and Salacious Simon by night?
Three bottles of Rum, Rachel for your efforts.
RobinHood3000
03-15-2006, 06:20 PM
Aye, and three cheers after that! (Although she may be unconscious and unable to hear us after so much rum...)
rachel
03-15-2006, 08:53 PM
i had like a thimbleful of whiskey once at an Italian wedding and although it was me that was sent to get drinks for everyone from the table at front I promptly forgot who I was and where I was, found a room with some sort of cot on it and went to sleep.
When I woke up I still didn't know much but some really sweet guys had been standing guard over me(we became friends) and forbid me to ever drink again. they needn't have bothered. headache. but I will use those bottles dear Simon(how's the water problem and mold eh? gone I hope) i will use them as an antiseptic for any of our precious crew that gets hurt.
Now shh, I can hear lady Scher making fun of us , what is a ..never mind I figured it out. humpf, how rude. and what is that Papaya is laughing hysterically and that traiterous Riesa-I want my hugs back!. Oh and what is this they are going to stuff all Scher's left over toast mixed with black plague into the canon and fire away at dawn. Help what shall we do, Robin , M'LOrd do SOMETHING. groans, I have to lay down.
RobinHood3000
03-15-2006, 09:03 PM
~shoots rachel with a Sedative Arrow and borrows Chava's hammock so as to lay rachel to sleep~
Slumber your sobriety back, milady...to battle!
Stanislaw
03-16-2006, 12:08 PM
Heh, I just be havin a thought, o, any one be seein the movie yojimbo/fist full of dollars/last man standing...be on the lookout fer a smancy pants buckaneer that be a flittin between o two sides. :D
as an aside: normal stanislaw (well as normal as I get) I found a robin hood game for the ps2, its pretty fun. :thumbs_up
simon
03-17-2006, 01:51 AM
Maybe we should change that to Vodka's which is better for you than rum, not that alcohol is good for you in general. It really does seem to become a growing problem. No wait I take back the Rum Rachel and I give you three thermos fulls of rich dark hot chocolate with infused caramel. How's that?
How come Stan can go all iddqd/idkfa/idbeholdi and we're not allowed to god-mod? And what about all the super duper weaponry? Like the fancy arrows? Poor Locksley has to be tossing in his grave. That's not god-moding? There might be those (abridged) rules but I say the Amazons are not the only ones god-modding. I really have no idea how to RP 'correctly'. :p
Why can't we just stick to the pirate thing and have fun? Like ever seen a pirate with a missile? Or was it a torpedo? I prefer potato mash to that ;). Talking of which, since my capture... did I bite anyone? Kick anyone's shins? Took The Dasterdly apart? Is it 'right' for me to actually say I bit Robin's hand and fled just right after he's pulled me on board? Is that god-modding? Arrrrr, this be confusing. :p
Mililalil XXIV
03-17-2006, 08:24 AM
How come Stan can go all iddqd/idkfa/idbeholdi and we're not allowed to god-mod? And what about all the super duper weaponry? Like the fancy arrows? Poor Locksley has to be tossing in his grave. That's not god-moding? There might be those (abridged) rules but I say the Amazons are not the only ones god-modding. I really have no idea how to RP 'correctly'. :p
Why can't we just stick to the pirate thing and have fun? Like ever seen a pirate with a missile? Or was it a torpedo? I prefer potato mash to that ;). Talking of which, since my capture... did I bite anyone? Kick anyone's shins? Took The Dasterdly apart? Is it 'right' for me to actually say I bit Robin's hand and fled just right after he's pulled me on board? Is that god-modding? Arrrrr, this be confusing. :p
Arrr! Not from the satelite, me lad!
Satelite? There's a satelite? And they say I'm the confusing one ;)
Mililalil XXIV
03-17-2006, 08:51 AM
Did the Captain give you a lap-top?
That'll be a no. Salt water and electronics don't mix, unfortunately. Plus there's this lack of electricity bit :p. Which captain are you talking about btw? ;)
What made you think about a laptop? lol
Stanislaw
03-17-2006, 11:52 AM
garr, okay so here be somethin...er no God modin fer me or the other crew an, what well do is just sort o, to ell with it, just says what ye wanna do, and the other guy sais back, an it be a lotto fun if both parties gives an takes...but fer the love o the mornin star, dinna steal me acnhor. :D
aside:
okay, well just tell the other crew what we are planning to do, and then they decide whether they'll accept it or not...but fer the sake o reality, we'll take some, and give some, and vice versa. :thumbs_up
Stanislaw
03-17-2006, 11:58 AM
s'okay, were gonna have to be disconnectin the string-o-phone, since technically that be godmodin, so in good faith we'll cut er loose, but from this day ferth we be attackin o the ship, an doin so in an organized an fair manner, like any good pirate do...also we'll respect er the pirate code....damn parsly :D
rachel
03-17-2006, 12:02 PM
you be right, no God modding. but you knows they will do it anyhow. they don't know the code, they had a copy but they smoked it.
and you promised we could order up some coca cola so Rachel isn't drunk all the time and unconcious for she don't take to liquour. nope.
And cap'n I saw a rat large as a barrel running by about an hour ago.I can't figure out if it be a real ratty or a human like ratty what has snuck aboard the ship. And the cake I made for all of you is missin. wht do ye think sir?
Stanislaw
03-17-2006, 12:05 PM
I thinks that if ye go and grab that rapier thats sittin o that corner o'er thar, and give at rat a fierce poke, we be sein what it be! an ai, send o mate inland and av em, er...borrow, ai borrow some barrels o the stuff. :D
Stanislaw
03-17-2006, 12:11 PM
Dinner? :p
Ai, I gots a lovely recipe fer blackened rat! :D
papayahed
03-17-2006, 12:15 PM
Ai, I gots a lovely recipe fer blackened rat! :D
I think over on the AQ we're having a feast of pizza and beer with chocolate cheesecake for dessert.
jackyyyy
03-17-2006, 12:15 PM
Arrgh, ye could just leave the mess as is n' wait for the next motley pirates to pirate da ship, rat-o-matic the crew, or cut 'em loose to salt up the seas a bit, pick 'em up after grubs bin decked.
Stanislaw
03-17-2006, 12:29 PM
Arrgh, ye could just leave the mess as is n' wait for the next motley pirates to pirate da ship, rat-o-matic the crew, or cut 'em loose to salt up the seas a bit, pick 'em up after grubs bin decked.
rat-o-matic, I be liken the sounds o this. :D
wlecome oberd mate!
Stanislaw
03-17-2006, 12:40 PM
you be right, no God modding. but you knows they will do it anyhow. they don't know the code, they had a copy but they smoked it.
now, we should all be playin fair, we're all doin a bit o godmodin at onepointer another.
Scheherazade
03-17-2006, 12:58 PM
you be right, no God modding. but you knows they will do it anyhow. they don't know the code, they had a copy but they smoked it.
Rachel,
I think Stan was actually refering to your post when he asked for 'no more god modding'. You swam to our ship, tied up things, went back, started to listen to our conversations, claimed we said rude things (which I resent very much) and now you are claiming we have smoked the code (ditto - what does this imply? We are druggies smoking this and that?). If this isn't god-modding, nothing else is.
My crew didn't know about god modding and when informed, they said they wouldn't do it again on purpose... which was two days ago and but to this day, you are still doing it.
Captain Stan and Robin, if we are going to have rules, they should be universally observed.
Stanislaw
03-17-2006, 01:05 PM
Rachel,
I think Stan was actually refering to your post when he asked for 'no more god modding'. You swam to our ship, tied up things, went back, started to listen to our conversations, claimed we said rude things (which I resent very much) and now you are claiming we have smoked the code (ditto - what does this imply? We are druggies smoking this and that?). If this isn't god-modding, nothing else is.
My crew didn't know about god modding and when informed, they said they wouldn't do it again on purpose... which was two days ago and but to this day, you are still doing it.
Captain Stan and Robin, if we are going to have rules, they should be universally observed.
Ai, all rules observed univerally fer all parties...and how we shall observe them!
Perhaps we shall ransom thos who be breakin the rules.
Scheherazade
03-17-2006, 09:02 PM
Ai, all rules observed univerally fer all parties...and how we shall observe them!
Perhaps we shall ransom thos who be breakin the rules.Me likey!
:D
jackyyyy
03-17-2006, 09:38 PM
Me likey!
:D
There is always the plank... and even plankton.. if we want to get creative.
Scheherazade
03-17-2006, 09:55 PM
There is always the plank... and even plankton.. if we want to get creative.Plank, plankton, platform...
Oh, all the possibilities!
:D
rachel
03-17-2006, 10:17 PM
well cap'n I found it but didn't have the heart to poke the rat, but I can show you where it is, right under that tarp over there and it is sleeping and not only that but it sounds like it is speaking french or something like that. what do you think then?
rachel
03-17-2006, 10:19 PM
lady Scher, queen of the Amazon type ship you be absolutely right. I was off sick for days and did not read much of the precedin posts. I hold a white flag with an apology scribbled on it for ya. Will that be enough or do I get a punishment. It be okay with me dear lass.
I suppose no more god modding should be enough. This time ;)
Stanislaw
03-20-2006, 12:04 PM
I suppose no more god modding should be enough. This time ;)
as fer time...reminds me...i think it be time that we reign down o power o SWRB on the amazon queen! :D
:D I can't remember what SWRB stands for! Something about sharks... sharks with rancid breath? :confused:
Stanislaw
03-30-2006, 12:30 PM
:D I can't remember what SWRB stands for! Something about sharks... sharks with rancid breath? :confused:
Well, that be a good one...but it originally be Shark With Rebreather...tis a long story... :D
Do tell! Story! Story!! Story!!!
Nightshade
03-30-2006, 03:09 PM
Story?! Yay Anyone want some alchol free soul cleansing rum :angel: :brow:
I think I put a spell on myself and fell asleep why are there TWO ships??!!!!
I could do with something, once I figure out what I'm in a mood for, I'll holler! :p
Nightshade
03-30-2006, 03:40 PM
Ohh could you make me a geek pleeeeeeese your the onklyne who can make them just right every one move over Jay going to serve drinks.
:brow:
Ah, right. A Geek and a cheescake, right? :p ETA in a few seconds! :D
RobinHood3000
03-30-2006, 03:47 PM
Virgin piņa colada for me, please. I'm the designated captain for when Cap'n Stan gets plastered.
Nightshade
03-30-2006, 03:48 PM
Ahhhh heaven who neeeds gold when you have cheese cake!
Wonder if sharks are cake-vorous :p
Nightshade
03-30-2006, 04:13 PM
what does she mean? is she going to NOO dont feed my cake to the sharks Ill do anything you like just dont hurt the cake!!
I was thinking about taming a shark using a cake. We could train them, here, have a cake, what a good boy! Now go have a bite of the Dasterdlies and you can have more cake when you're back :evil: :p
Nightshade
03-30-2006, 04:19 PM
Dasterdlies?? rember I was in a magc sleep?? explain please!
lol, Dasterdlies = Stan's crew, Amazons = Scher's crew. Well, at least I call Stan's cohorts that (Stan's Dasterdly Ship With No Name). There was a mutiny. I missed it!!! But at least I get to boast about kicking Stan's butt at billiards once :p
Nightshade
03-30-2006, 04:30 PM
I see so whos side am I on? or you for that matter?
was there bloodshed? :eek2:
There was attempted bloodshed. Shame it seems to be over :D (at least for a while ;))
I'm on the Amazon. You can be on any side you want.
Nightshade
03-30-2006, 04:38 PM
really humm if I join the amazons can I zap people with backwards spells I promise only to aim them at people I know are on the other side. of course Ill need telling which sides they are one. and my glasses so I can see who it is humm will they have cheesecake?
wait aminute what am I saying Jay will be there and Im not letting you out of my sight till I get every cheesecakle out of you.
:nod: your my personal golden goose or should that be cheesy geeky goose?
;) :lol:
Uhm... I'm thinking that even if you're on The Amazon zapping people with backwards spells still does count as god modding I'm afraid.
Every cheesecake? You're going to be sick of cheesecakes after a few days, just wait. Thought on the other hand... I think recruiting new deckswabb- members I mean, is desirable :p :lol:
Nightshade
03-30-2006, 04:49 PM
really cheeeeeeeesecake Im pretty brainless really I wont try and take over or introduce a library or teach the crew to read books onm marxsism or anything I promise.
:nod:
As far as I know I'm the only one with such a dangerous ability as reading and writing is. I think you might think twice before admiting you can read and/or write, too! Almost cost me a post at The Amazon!
Nightshade
03-30-2006, 05:02 PM
what really humm so secretly teaching people to read is not good?
an I cant take my trun of books! :eek:
Well, you see, there's this joke in Czech...
Do you know why the policemen always patrol in threes?
One can read, the other write, and the third guards the two dangerous intellectuals :p
Stanislaw
03-31-2006, 01:14 PM
Virgin piņa colada for me, please. I'm the designated captain for when Cap'n Stan gets plastered.
whos says I get palsterd *buurrrrp* i can hold me rum *wobble* you youngins *collapse* :D
Stanislaw
03-31-2006, 01:18 PM
Well, you see, there's this joke in Czech...
Do you know why the policemen always patrol in threes?
One can read, the other write, and the third guards the two dangerous intellectuals :p
:D I have heard the same Joke in Polish about Polish police officers! :D
But er story, well ye see Sahrk with Rebreather came from an ol rpg that I had been a part of...it was pretty goofy, an we did outrages things, and see, I was a shark...an to be goin on land a got a rebreather divin suit filled o water... it was rather odd, my companions were a skeleton, a mole and a jar o saurkraut...it was pretty odd. :D
A jar of saurkraut??? *thinks about saurkraut soup and drools* :D
Stanislaw
04-03-2006, 05:56 PM
A jar of saurkraut??? *thinks about saurkraut soup and drools* :D
zupa kapusta! :thumbs_up
(my spelling is off)
Well, I was more like thinking about 'zelňačka' (http://www.vareni.kavkazaci.net/pict/zelnacka/hotovo.jpg) but I suppose they don't call it that in Polish :p
Dang, hungry :D
Stanislaw
04-04-2006, 10:35 AM
Well, I was more like thinking about 'zelňačka' (http://www.vareni.kavkazaci.net/pict/zelnacka/hotovo.jpg) but I suppose they don't call it that in Polish :p
Dang, hungry :D
Yup thats about it! I learned how to make zupa kapusta using previously prepared kapusta!
Garr, lets be headin to ol Poland, we be neddin to pick up somes cooking supplies!
papayahed
04-04-2006, 11:05 AM
Yup thats about it! I learned how to make zupa kapusta using previously prepared kapusta!
Garr, lets be headin to ol Poland, we be neddin to pick up somes cooking supplies!
Doh! I'm going home over Easter, now I have to add the Polish reataurant to my list of places to eat. Pierogi, golobaki, czarnina, etc.. here I come!!! Sorry my spelling is probably way off....
Stanislaw
04-04-2006, 11:11 AM
Doh! I'm going home over Easter, now I have to add the Polish reataurant to my list of places to eat. Pierogi, golobaki, czarnina, etc.. here I come!!! Sorry my spelling is probably way off....
Don't forget the borsch! :D
Man, I am hungry now... :nod:
papayahed
04-04-2006, 11:13 AM
oh, and I don't know what it is in Polish but City Chicken and Potato pancakes.....
Stanislaw
04-04-2006, 11:17 AM
oh, and I don't know what it is in Polish but City Chicken and Potato pancakes.....
I can't remeber, er, potatoes is kartofle (with the spelling completely botched) and er chicken, I just can't remember, but yeah, I love potato pancakes, maybe some sausage and kapusta on the side, somes kapusta/mushroom pierogi and maybe, some dill crepes with bacon on o top... :drool:
papayahed
04-04-2006, 11:24 AM
ohhhh the restaurant has a dill pickle soup to die for.... man, it's only 10 am and I'm starving
Stanislaw
04-04-2006, 11:30 AM
ohhhh the restaurant has a dill pickle soup to die for.... man, it's only 10 am and I'm starving
no kidding...I think I'll stop by the polish restaurant on my way to work today and get some take out...I wonder if every city has a polish store? if not they should!
papayahed
04-04-2006, 11:32 AM
no kidding...I think I'll stop by the polish restaurant on my way to work today and get some take out...I wonder if every city has a polish store? if not they should!
Well, I have yet to find one in Kansas City, but I'll keep looking.
There is a large Polish community in the Detroit area, which is why I used to be able to swear in Polish.
Stanislaw
04-04-2006, 11:44 AM
Well, I have yet to find one in Kansas City, but I'll keep looking.
There is a large Polish community in the Detroit area, which is why I used to be able to swear in Polish.
Yep, there is a large one in middle to northern alberta aswell...I thinks that is probably the first thing I learned in Polish... :D
Stanislaw
04-12-2006, 02:14 PM
"Ve, haf finished installing ze Hadoken drive on ze ship cap'in" - mage scientist
"Godd, now we be able to traverse the seas o' 400MPH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! - me.
Gar... the modifications o' our ship be complete mates...lets get back to lootin and pilligin our filthy black guts out! :D
Stanislaw
04-12-2006, 02:15 PM
...though I imagine that would hurt...bu we be pirates! No pain, an' no gain...or gangreen induced suffering!, but we dinna be carin! :D
*is on a mission to <cough>sabotage<cough> the ship*
now that'll hurt ;)
Stanislaw
04-12-2006, 06:30 PM
Well, just so long as ye don't damage anythings... :D
"I would never even dream about that," says she as she's busy drilling holes into the ship. "Could you give me a hand, fair cap'n?" *cutely bats her eyelashes at Stan* :brow:
jackyyyy
04-13-2006, 07:59 AM
"I would never even dream about that," says she as she's busy drilling holes into the ship. "Could you give me a hand, fair cap'n?" *cutely bats her eyelashes at Stan* :brow:If dis ship be scuttlebuttled, best be takin' off the gold first and anchor her wells aways from port, else dose deep sea divers with long ropes and air will be harkin' down there for dibs. :lol:
Gold? On the Dasterdly ship? Ya gotta be kiddin'! :D
jackyyyy
04-13-2006, 08:26 AM
Gold? On the Dasterdly ship? Ya gotta be kiddin'! :DCould be fool's gold, ya know! Always lots of that when I am around. :lol: :lol: :lol:
What are you trying to say by that? http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/smileys/106.gif *is lost* :D
jackyyyy
04-13-2006, 09:02 AM
What are you trying to say by that? http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/smileys/106.gif *is lost* :DI am joking about me being the fool to dive for it. :lol:
RobinHood3000
04-13-2006, 08:59 PM
Cap'n! Don't fall for her feminine wiles!!
~fires a Net Arrow at Jay~
You better think again, Robin, or I'll start working the feminine voodoo at you, too! :D
RobinHood3000
04-17-2006, 09:42 PM
Oh-ho-ho-ho, no, you don't! That's Kaltrina's job!
Er...I mean...dammit!
Virgil
04-17-2006, 09:44 PM
Hey Robin. Nice to see you back. :thumbs_up
RobinHood3000
04-17-2006, 10:17 PM
Good to be back, Virg!
Hmm, we could always recruit Kaltrina and have her keep you in check... mate :p
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 10:39 AM
You better think again, Robin, or I'll start working the feminine voodoo at you, too! :D
voodoo...what?...you-do?...huh...remind me of the babe!
:D
heh, stop drillin 'oles in me ship!...now which brace bit did ye need...wait a minute! I be on ter yer most foul plan...ye should be ashamed o yerself figurin ye could be foolin me like that! heh...and jokes be on ye, we be havin gold...more gold an all o some giant place filled with gold! :D
RobinHood3000
04-18-2006, 11:00 AM
You remind me of the babe!
What babe?
The babe with the power!
What power?
The power of the voodoo!
Who-doo?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!
Classic!
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 11:02 AM
You remind me of the babe!
What babe?
The babe with the power!
What power?
The power of the voodoo!
Who-doo?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!
Classic!
http://www.juggling.org/movies/Pics/Labyrinth.jpg
heh, I remembers whatchin that movie when I was just a young lad!
papayahed
04-18-2006, 11:07 AM
Now that I'm back from vacation, have the Amazon's taken over this ship yet?
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 11:12 AM
Now that I'm back from vacation, have the Amazon's taken over this ship yet?
heh, in yer dreams lass! :D
How be your vacation by the way?
Scheherazade
04-18-2006, 11:18 AM
Now that I'm back from vacation, have the Amazon's taken over this ship yet?Nope... Just been busy with trapping and kidnapping Stan!
:D
papayahed
04-18-2006, 11:44 AM
Nope... Just been busy with trapping and kidnapping Stan!
:D
all riigghhtt!!!
papayahed
04-18-2006, 11:47 AM
heh, in yer dreams lass! :D
How be your vacation by the way?
Great, aside froom the plane rides. I'm not a fan.
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 11:58 AM
all riigghhtt!!!
sorry to be burstin yer bubbles lass's, but I still be alive. :D
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 12:03 PM
Gar, i dinna be sure...they keeps tryin to kill me, ahh pyrate love! :D
papayahed
04-18-2006, 12:04 PM
sorry to be burstin yer bubbles lass's, but I still be alive. :D
I didn't want you dead, I was hoping they cleaned you up!!!
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 12:05 PM
I didn't want you dead, I was hoping they cleaned you up!!!
:lol: gar...ye did be tricken me into bathin after all...very tricksy! :D
Scheherazade
04-18-2006, 12:05 PM
I didn't want you dead, I was hoping they cleaned you up!!!Papaya, you will never get him to walk the aisle (or the plank?) if you keep talking about cleaning!
:D
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 12:08 PM
Rub a dub dub, Ol captain stan'll nevever sets foot in a tub... :D
Would you prefer to go butt-first? :D
papayahed
04-18-2006, 12:13 PM
Would you prefer to go butt-first? :D
Now that's an idea!!!
Scheherazade
04-18-2006, 12:30 PM
Or we can make sure his feet stay out of the tub at all times!
How would we make him wash his feet then? :p
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 12:47 PM
gar, thats not what I be meanin' ye lass's are to literal ye is! :D
Nightshade
04-18-2006, 02:01 PM
hummm he doesnt need a tub just tie him to the mast and tip buckets of water on him Im sure itl work or you could try blindfolding him so he doesnt know wahts happening :p
I want a wedding !!
Now Stan tied to a mast, that sure is an appealing idea! All the things one could do to him...oh temptation! :D
Nightshade
04-18-2006, 02:18 PM
mind you youd need to incapacitate Robin first I suggest vooding himuntil he turns into rubber ducky then sticking him in a pressure cooker filled with bubbles--oh not on of course just so he cant get out :D :brow:
We could incapacitate him by sending Kaltrina at him ;)
Nightshade
04-18-2006, 02:23 PM
yeah..:nod:
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 03:00 PM
Hmm, I wonder what the amazons be up to...guess I'll just lean against this mast 'ere...de ye think I daft Lass's! ye wilna trick me that easily! :D
RobinHood3000
04-18-2006, 03:37 PM
Yes, by all means, send Kaltrina over!!
-is now in a frenzy- Emeril Lagasse be damned, I say we LET HER IN!!!! For the love of whatever higher pirate authority you answer to, we need coquettes--I mean, women--and food on this voyage!!!
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 03:39 PM
Yes, by all means, send Kaltrina over!!
beware jedi...I think it might be a trap... :D
RobinHood3000
04-18-2006, 03:41 PM
Nooo, THIS is a trap--<points to the steel jaws clamped on his foot>--THAT is an opportunity not to be missed!
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 04:37 PM
Nooo, THIS is a trap--<points to the steel jaws clamped on his foot>--THAT is an opportunity not to be missed!
gar sorry, carry on then mate! :thumbs_up an' best o luck! :cool:
Stanislaw
04-18-2006, 05:33 PM
*singing* do de do I'm stuck in a desert on a ship with no name...do de do...
heh, just thought of that song...well I changed somes o the lyrics. :D
Nightshade
04-19-2006, 03:14 AM
:lol: Oh Robin Capn tan Ill clue you in err I mean help you out if you help me..by that I mena GET ME OUT OF THE WATER!!
please:D
smilingtearz
04-19-2006, 07:00 AM
i come here often and go back lost.. can never manage to understand a thing here!
Transmogrified
04-19-2006, 07:32 AM
hah! quite expected of you!
RobinHood3000
04-19-2006, 07:47 AM
~swings down from the mainmast with a Cable Arrow, scooping Night out of the water and tossing her aboard the Dastardly~
Stanislaw
04-19-2006, 07:05 PM
heh heh heh a hostage eh? :D
RobinHood3000
04-19-2006, 09:15 PM
Of sorts. Bargaining chip to ensure Kaltrina's extended stay aboard our ship.
Stanislaw
04-19-2006, 10:11 PM
Of sorts. Bargaining chip to ensure Kaltrina's extended stay aboard our ship.
o'course we coulds just kidnap 'er too?
smilingtearz
04-20-2006, 01:38 AM
you guys are planning to kidnap girls?! :eek:
Stanislaw
04-20-2006, 02:06 AM
er, I think we gots night aleady. :D
smilingtearz
04-20-2006, 06:15 AM
uh!.. you're bad!.. i like evil penguins, they're much better!
wouldn't someone save night..
RobinHood3000
04-20-2006, 07:39 AM
No no no, no kidnapping. A rescue and a trade. Plain and simple :p. Of course, if you're dissatisfied, we could always just throw Night back...
smilingtearz
04-20-2006, 07:52 AM
throw her!!! :eek:.. we're talking about "people" here.. flesh and bones!!
RobinHood3000
04-20-2006, 07:53 AM
~shrug~ Yeah? That was the idea...
smilingtearz
04-20-2006, 07:55 AM
*shakes her head in despair*
pathetic..
i thought you were the saving superhero...
who robs the rich and distributes to the poor..
saves drowning girls..
RobinHood3000
04-20-2006, 07:59 AM
I didn't say I wouldn't swoop back in to save her after throwing her in. I just happen to be addicted to swooping--is that my fault? :bawling:
smilingtearz
04-20-2006, 08:01 AM
oh dear! *slaps her forehead*
crying superheroes!! :D.. Ya right!
papayahed
04-20-2006, 08:48 AM
I didn't say I wouldn't swoop back in to save her after throwing her in. I just happen to be addicted to swooping--is that my fault? :bawling:
Nothing wrong with a good swoop, I alays say.
Hope you've checked your "swooping" ropes to make sure they aven't been tampered with............ ;)
RobinHood3000
04-20-2006, 09:53 AM
Bah, I'm a shapeshifter--who says I need ropes to swoop?
Nightshade
04-20-2006, 11:44 AM
Humm kidnapped again?! Ahh well thats ok I guess I dont mind being a barganing chip as long as I get fed and and maybe some dry clothes (hint hint) Ahh look at my shoes:bawling: ruined........
And the swoooping is kind of fun to watch...
Stanislaw
04-20-2006, 05:35 PM
sokay...well gets ye some dry clothes, an' somes food, heh, I hopes no one be cathin neumonia with all o this swoopin! :D
papayahed
04-20-2006, 05:54 PM
Bah, I'm a shapeshifter--who says I need ropes to swoop?
Well... since you can't really fly I just assummed you'd need some sort of hangin and stabalizing mechanism to ambulate from place to place.
RobinHood3000
04-20-2006, 06:03 PM
Can't fly? Look down my list of shapes--Fox McCloud is the greatest space pilot in the universe (save possibly a member of the Skywalker clan).
papayahed
04-20-2006, 06:10 PM
pilot? so a machine is doing the actual flying? Who the heck is Fox Mcloud anyways? (sorry, being an old chick I'm not to familiar.)
RobinHood3000
04-20-2006, 06:26 PM
Linkety (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_Mccloud)
:cool:
Stanislaw
04-20-2006, 09:54 PM
Linkety (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_Mccloud)
:cool:
yup he is one bad fox fella. heh, but unfortunatly 'e is a difficult character to use in the ol smash bros game. :thumbs_up
RobinHood3000
04-20-2006, 10:21 PM
Bah! Sez who? He's my favorite in Melee!
Stanislaw
04-21-2006, 10:34 PM
Bah! Sez who? He's my favorite in Melee!
ai, he be okay, I be more of a samus/cap't falcon chap. :D
gar, but enough dilly dallyin, I thinks it time we wreck a little havock o the old crewmates new ships! To Arms!
smilingtearz
04-22-2006, 01:10 AM
I thinks it time we wreck a little havock o the old crewmates new ships! To Arms!
Wonder what they're planning now..!
Nightshade
04-22-2006, 03:16 AM
Hey... I need to get across frst wait a minunt * I can stay on the dasterdly and avoid the smelly water and still get my cheesecake if I play a little SABOTAGE!!!
:brow:
RobinHood3000
04-22-2006, 09:37 AM
Load the cannon!! With SPAM-flavored cheesecake!
Stanislaw
04-22-2006, 11:59 AM
Load the canons with spam shaped night! :D
Sabotage eh...HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR! I think ye be doin the sabotage o the other ship o the form o a canonball! :D
RobinHood3000
04-22-2006, 12:44 PM
Um, Stan, are you sure you want to be shooting back the only female aboard this ship?
Stanislaw
04-22-2006, 12:53 PM
Um, Stan, are you sure you want to be shooting back the only female aboard this ship?
hmm, good point...but we need to be preventin 'er sabotage...maybe be shootin' sharp pointy ship sabotage type things! :D
Nightshade
04-22-2006, 03:07 PM
hey I dont want to go in that cannon its dark :cold: and its loud.....
Stanislaw
04-22-2006, 03:27 PM
hey I dont want to go in that cannon its dark :cold: and its loud.....
heh, don't worry...ye be in the main deck cabin...though ye be a prisoner, we still be gentlemen o fortune, and would not mistreat ye!
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