leaving your mark

[Stanislaw]

ahh teh art of doing things which are ment to not ment to be done.

anywho, lets get retarted... mark

oh btw, thats a line from a song here, in my home city, they have censored it on the radio to sing... lets get it started.... UH cencorship

[Riddick]

I have not seen the word "Teh" used for a while...

[Jester]

i mispell the way to often

[Stanislaw]

hehehe, I snuck in and HiJaCkEd the thread, hahahahahahahaha

[Jester]

not for long, im in charge now

[Stanislaw]

hey whats that over there?



Yoink, mine now, hehehe

[Jester]

my mark :wave:

[Stanislaw]

:wave: :flare: :angel:

hehehe

[Jester]

what did you see over there ;) :D

[simon]

the emoticon fad never seems to run out of speed

[Jester]

oooooh emoticons :banana:

[simon]

develish fiend of marksmanship

[Jester]

oooh... okay simple straight and easy... mark

[simon]

I sense a trivial game of whose hand is ontop, where neither constituent will take their hand away until a force of nature, or perhaps one manmade such as a ceiling imedes progress, so without further ado: MARK.

[Stanislaw]

arr HiJaCkED by moi

[imthefoolonthehill]

the father's curse of the monkey island was the best stinking job i ever had back in nam killin them dang redsox who just won the stinkin series, i tell you, back in my day we had only convertable outhouses.

[ajoe]

How did we get into this monkey talk?

[Jay]

Hey Fool :D. Now that one's your old style ;)... come on, liked the new style better, it's sooo... dunno, better, lol. Or maybe I didn't sleep too well? ;):p

[simon]

How did we get on monkey topics? A certain monkey may be voted out today.

[Scheherazade]

Are you refering to the US general elections? :D

[Taliesin]

Siin foorumis pole ju poliitika lubatud. Arutada ei tohi. President on poliitika.

Sõida tasa üle silla.
Märk.

Mina röövin praegu selle teema ära.

Teine märk.

Oops, wrong language.

MARK, in english.

[Isagel]

Oh dear, I have been gone long. I can´t even understand the language here anymore.

But the mark is international.

[Stanislaw]

arrr lets be makin the pirate mark.

[Jester]

oooh since the red sox won i dont have to write one of my history papers... yea...





PS *marks, dances and laughs at all the silly people*

[Scheherazade]

oooh since the red sox won i dont have to write one of my history papers... yea...



OK, I have to ask! How so? :confused:

[imthefoolonthehill]

Shicka Flembido More Kelmaba ickshtakoil likemean fi ich nina twoflew
Mark.

[Taliesin]

Püha taevas.

See ei saa nii olla, et see idioot ja ajukääbik, keda maailm president Põõsana tunneb, uuesti presidendiks saab.

Väike lootus seal Ohios veel ju on, aga see on nii ebatõenäoline, et kole kohe.

Mitte et ma Kerry fänn oleks aga ikkagi - ükskõik kes peale Bushi.

Asjad, mis mulle Bushi :flare: juures ei meeldi:

*Kyoto protokolliga mitte liitumine. Ülbik. Grrrr... :flare:
*Iraagi sõda. Clintoni ajal oli peaaegu Pax Lähis-Ida, aga Bush räägib suurte sõnadega mitte millestkist ja keeras asja sinnasamusesse
*Eelarve põhjakeeramine.
*jne. jne. Bushil :flare: on mulle väga ebasümpaatse poliitika

Märk
Sorry for speaking in estonian. I just had to express myself politically and since politics is not allowed here, then I spoke in estonian.

[Scheherazade]

Ah, but that is a mere technicality ;)
In essence you are still talking about politics... which I dont mind at all :D

[Stanislaw]

common guys lets not get this thread shutdown after all of these wasted posts... lets keep wasting them! :thumbs_up

[Isagel]

Aye. Heart almost rhymes with mark - here´s a pirate poem for you Stanislaw.

Emily Dickinson - Sweet Pirate of the heart,

Sweet Pirate of the heart,
Not Pirate of the Sea,
What wrecketh thee?
Some spice's Mutiny --
Some Attar's perfidy?
Confide in me.


And because of this perhaps you can forgive me for ruining your mark?

[Stanislaw]

ahh yes, indeed all is for given for the fine piece of poetry, arr even pirates be sentimental. :bawling:

especially the mental part, ;)

[Jester]

OK, I have to ask! How so? :confused:

well... my proffessor said that if the red sox won the world series our second paper would be canceled, now we simply have the option of doing it...

[Stanislaw]

is he not a fan of the redsox?

[Riddick]

leaving my mark.

[Stanislaw]

no one out marks me, even if you can see in the dark! :p

[Riddick]

are you afraid of the dark? if so allow me to help you see better, :flare: there with all that fire you can see in the dark aswell.

[Stanislaw]

:eek2: are you threatening me :rolleyes:

[Riddick]

no way only he would be that dumb: :banana:

[Stanislaw]

:cold: :alien: :smash: :argue: :idea: :eek2: :bawling: :rolleyes: :angel: :sick:

[simon]

Alright this is getting out of hand, this has become less than a marking thread, it ahs degraded to such an extent that linguistic prowess is overlooked and passed by straight for the visual instant gratification. Please release your insta-idea buttons of glibly dnacing bananas, ice cubes and hammering smileys reminicent of energizer bunnies, let us return to literary diatribes of metaphor and simily(this invitation, nay plea, does not extend so far as to request accurat spelling, that would be going to far.)

[Scheherazade]

*sits in the corner sulking and eyeing simon every now and then* :(

[Jay]

Red socks? :p
Had to come up with some kind of mark, right? :D

[Stanislaw]

Well in honour of simons request I will make one entire mark without smilies........................................... ............................................
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ahhh jus kidding arrr :smash: :flare: :cold: :argue: :alien: :idea:

[Scheherazade]

:smash: what is this smiley supposed to mean? it is confusing me... not that me being is a rare occurance! :P

[Jester]

oh i dont know guess it sort of means you want to destroy soemthing and is having fun with it... maybe... who knows... any way :alien:

[Stanislaw]

i suppose :smash: means that you have a point and it is a good one... like they bang on desks in parliment... or maybe it is a judges gavel... or maybe it is a psycho trying to club everything? :eek2:

[Scheherazade]

oh is that a gavel in his hand??? I htought that was banner or something like that... Silly me! :D

[Stanislaw]

could be a banner now that you mention it.
I think this one gets the point across faster though... :crash:

[Scheherazade]

Haha! :D

No doubt there... I like it but never that worked up I am afraid... Never get to use it :(

[Stanislaw]

lol, just think of something you dont like...like stuff that is annoying! ;)

[Scheherazade]

Even then I am too patient I am afraid... Part of being a teacher :) Take my time and then I cool down...

[Stanislaw]

okay, but every now then a little stress relief isn't so bad, I usually don't get stressed towards my class, but mostly other expieriences, like getting splashed with mud by a car etc.

[Jester]

thread now is hijacked by silly ol' me... and im leaving my mark

[Taliesin]

What the hell is happening in Russia at the moment?
Did I say this aloud?
Oops.

Nevertheless:
Mark.

I just saw a very interesting lyrics right now. I'll try to translate:

False

I had to speak of sorrow,
I had to speak of joy,
what do I know about sorrow?
What do I know about joy?
Then I said some words
and smiled largely :D
all my words were eaten,
they smiled kindly back to me.
Afterwards they said : "what a smart girl"
afterwards they praised me.
I praised my toothpaste,
I praised my seamstress
I don't feel any sorrow,
I don't feel any joy.

Once I felt something
now I miss it,
I am with soul disablement
without a special parking lot
Who helps those with broken hearts?
who helps them from their hearts
Who helps when time wears on
but doesn't heal wounds?

I had to speak of sorrow,
I had to speak of joy
but I feel only tedium,
I feel only loneliness.

[Stanislaw]

What is that from? or did you write it?

reads pretty cool.


oh and btw. who gave Jester HiJaCkInG powers??? :confused:

:D

[Jester]

ahhh the great powers of the chair and the great powers of my desk and the great powers of my laptop, and whoever invented the internet.... and the computer for that matter.... oh I give up.... I just had that power from birth... see I did it again, hijacked.... :smash: :brickwall :crash: :angel: :wave: i love emoticons.....

[Jay]

:D I like this one ->, it's crazy :goof:

[Jester]

i never saw that one before :goof:

[Jay]

Ain't it cute though? :p

[Jester]

definatly, reminds me of me on my better days :D

[Jay]

*s10cr*
Indeed ;)

[Jester]

mark.......

[Stanislaw]

arrr i be HiJaCkInG me thread now...

[Jester]

your thread no aint this waxme's thread.... besides...... i've got it now :goof:

[imthefoolonthehill]

marking in a foggy arena of honey bees stinigng me run from the naughty little gold and black with the red stinger missiles attacking the incoming fighters.

[Jay]

no time to read, classes starts... oopsy, two minutes ago, lol,
MARK

[Jester]

i have seventeen minutes minus the fiv eminutes it takes to get there and so with out further ado i give you my gift to the thread a goofball, :goof:, to wash away those other marks and leave only mind...

*chuckles ot herself*

[Scheherazade]

*yaaaaawns*

[Jester]

*munches and drinks*

[simon]

Jester is your avatar nasty child laughing?

[Stanislaw]

arrr I be taken charge now.

[simon]

I challenge you to a duel, you mock pirate, you poor excuse for the sea lubbard, you haven't even a parrot, just a bunch of dancing bananas, and how can you sail with those unworthy scum?

[Scheherazade]

Whooohooooo!!

A duel!

Now you're talking! :D

[Jay]

lol, could be fun... though... ah well, fight, fight, fight, fight... ;) :angel:

[Stanislaw]

I challenge you to a duel, you mock pirate, you poor excuse for the sea lubbard, you haven't even a parrot, just a bunch of dancing bananas, and how can you sail with those unworthy scum?


I do accept, and that be not a banana, just a homely naked dancing parrot! :banana:

[Jay]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stan you're CRAZY! :D:D:D

[Stanislaw]

thank ya, thank ya very much!

[Jay]

My pleasure, oh kind pirate Arrr :D

[Stanislaw]

well every pirate loves their praise.

[Jay]

Got that bit ;)

[Stanislaw]

arrr it be true, I pirate is nothing without an audiance.

[Jay]

Reminds me of different kind of people we can't talk about on this forum. Ah well, wrote a test about that today so I'd tend to remember something ;).

[Stanislaw]

arrr that be an insult to say pirates be as low as them!!! ;)

[Jay]

Well, didn't mean to say low... just that pirates wouldn't be the only group of people using the public for their reasons. And wasn't exactly talking about pol***cians. lol, wonder if there'd be new filter added for ... non-literary discussion concerning... the P word, lol

[Taliesin]

As We are higher than any smily, We would like you to notice that Jay's latest post didn't contain any smilies and that is Our mark.
Since it is coming from Us, then it is higher than any ordinary mark.
And that is Our second mark.

[Stanislaw]

Arrr, I be sorry to do this, but this be mine now. HiJaCkEd!

arrr hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[imthefoolonthehill]

hi jack he said in the airport, his friend waved sadly back as the security squads tackled the the poor 80 year old senator. He was merely talking to his ninja assassin designed to tackle the giant robots of the scary league of warlords.

[Stanislaw]

Damn ninjas, the sworn enemy of pirates!!!!!!

[Jester]

welll, aint this fun???

hey jay my avator is aiden james in Becca's lap for those of you who read that poem I had up, still is soemwhere........ :rolleyes:

this thread now belongs to me

[imthefoolonthehill]

soemwhere beyond the rhymne or reason of this little place we call earth is the constant switching of radio stations, hearing the same top 40 on all the damn stations... the same songs over and over the only way to escape them is to buy my own music but then i hear that over and over and over and over and over and i think this might be getting repetitive... oh well it strikes me odd as the striking goes they never seem to strike you even oh well they never listen anyways because i am not able to be loud enouhg... ill scream and scream but they stare blankly ahead.

[Stanislaw]

HiJaCkEd back to me! I be the master now!!!

[simon]

This thread has been commandeered by a cook, I've a newly brewed batch of barrel beer for you vile drunkards, so suck it up quick, I need the barrel to store rats in for the celebration feast.

[Stanislaw]

If that be the cooks orders... then drink up mateys!

[Jester]

not drinkin stew, them crows died drinkin that stuff, i aint touchin it ;) I be the one in charge now with my pistol wavin in the air and hangin on to the sail string with dear life.... this my thread now

[Stanislaw]

ahchchemmm. arrr HiJaCkEd

[imthefoolonthehill]

.|.. stop. really. stop.

[Stanislaw]

.|.. stop. really. stop.
The HijCkInG or the pirate speak ;)

[Jester]

hmmmmmm mark

[imthefoolonthehill]

meaning? meaningful meaningless meaning-injected with heroin?

WHAT??? ARE? YOU? TALKING? ABOUT? Confusion, can't get no relief.

[Jester]

*bobs head*

*erupts into song*

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T, thats what it means to me"

*gets bashed over the head for being tone deaf*

*rubs head and looks scornfully at thread*

*leaves mark*

*moves to another thread to take over*

[Jay]

*wonders what the hell's going on around... doesn't really want to read alllll that*
*marks*

[imthefoolonthehill]

Aretha Franklin sounds like Michael Jackson....

Its Easy as ABC 123

RESPECT

[Jester]

hahaha, true trues.... i so desperatly want to sleep, insomia is such a pain..... so is being nocturnal with ealry classes... and i didn't sleep at all today i shoul be tireed and sleepy.... hmmm curses.

Just for jay, mark

[imthefoolonthehill]

i hear ya with the early classes.

[simon]

Envy those of us with a reading break. Oh weep (in thought only please) for the piddly length of time it lasts.

[Jester]

hmmm tgif :) :brow: :wave: :p

[Jay]

HEY, I received a mark just for me! Sooo... gross :p:D hehehe, thanks Jes!
*marks over the mark 'just for jay'*

[Jester]

*marks over mark over 'Just for Jay'*

two can play that game... :banana: :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ (for those who have MSN those are bats...)

[imthefoolonthehill]

batty are the drafts that hang around in my attic with those squeaky mice that like to eat cornchips with doritoes mixed into the plastic baggy filled with coke and one out of every three taste testers in our unscientific polls were exiting from the solar system in 3 2 1

[baddad]

...Ahhh, .....yeah......sure........okay................... ....why didn't I think of that??...........

[Jester]

radio is on..... hmmmm its on most of the time now....

mark

[imthefoolonthehill]

7. y=x^3

Use the information to evaluate and compare delta y and dy.

... what if we created a game where in order to post in a topic people really want to post about... say... politics or something they aren't allowed to... but the person to post last...leaves a math problem that anyone who wants to post has to solve first...

[Jester]

what???? completly and utterly confused

[imthefoolonthehill]

I started typing a math problem and then stopped, then said that it would be cool if we had a game where people had to solve a problem in order to post what they really really wanted to post

[Stanislaw]

Any body see the movie the Cube??

[Jester]

nope

*eyes drooping*

*off to bed*

i got one hour of sleep tonight, am completly lost... desperatly need to get to sleep before 6:00 am

[imthefoolonthehill]

i've read the book, Sphere, and seen the movie... the movie was a C+ the book was a B+

[simon]

The movie is called cube and the book sphere? How is this reconciled?

[Jay]

Only Sphere book I read (and know for that matter) is by Michael Crichton, we speaking about that Sphere?

[Jester]

that movie was okay never read the book, the only chrighton book ive read was eaters of the daed (13th warrior book)

[Stanislaw]

Eaters of the dead was an awesome book, I liked his take on the beowulf saga, Cool

any ways Cube, is this weird mathematic horror movie. Its where these people are trapped in a cube thing, and they have to travel through this maze, now the correct safe way is marked by thes mathematical equations things, and if people chose the wrong answer they get horribly dismembered and what not, there is also a sequal, cube II.

Ps, the sphere was pretty cool.

[imthefoolonthehill]

The book AND the movie were named Sphere, and the book was by Michael Chriton... and it was the same story.

[Jay]

Have no idea whatsoever what this is all about anymore :p
*marky*

[Scheherazade]

Mission accomplished! :D

[Jay]

*MARK*
indeed :p

[Scheherazade]

I want a new avatar... :rolleyes:

[Jay]

Really? Any idea what exactly you'd want? Cos I have a few on my lappy and could have a look around. I mean, they're not mine as in I made them. just what I saved from sites where one can download avatars/smileys...

[Scheherazade]

......................................

The network has gone funny :eek2:

What I would really like is a nice Scheherazade pic but cant seem to find one so I am sticking with angels for the timebeing... Deception is good ;) :angel: or not :p

Thanks for the offer, Jay! :)

[Jester]

and what is Scheherazade....

*laughs, howls with laughter, chuckles*

I've lost it...

[imthefoolonthehill]

ok, now you have me all screwed up... i'm making normal posts in this one and doing incoherent ones in the random thought.... GRRRR stupid pirates.

[Isagel]

What I would really like is a nice Scheherazade pic but cant seem to find one so I am sticking with angels for the timebeing... Deception is good ;) :angel: or not :p



I wonder if I can scan a Scheherazade picture for you. I have the 1001 nights in an old copy , from around 1930 - 1940 with a lot of illustrations.
The women tend to wear , to half qoute Terry Pratchett, "clothes that are barely enough to lay down on and peel grapes in".

Well, perhaps you will not want one of those.

But at least my ramblings marked this thread.

[Scheherazade]

Haha! Just out of curiousity I would like to see those pics... :D


and what is Scheherazade....

*laughs, howls with laughter, chuckles*

I've lost it...

*finds it for Jester* :)

http://www.stevedenning.com/Arabian_Nights.html

[Jay]

Hey Scher, looky: :p

http://www.samanthasdolls.com/kish/sheherazade.htm

http://ilovemessenger.com/Detail.aspx?x=91%2fN06E1VcHn%2fKonbfFozHvb2kqWeiLh GBDZTYg3U7dECvknBrE8onlttrXZOxHgl%2froi5z07d2HaFV% 2by%2bh0WVsOP2kKATnH

http://ilovemessenger.com/Detail.aspx?x=91%2fN06E1VcHn%2fKonbfFozHvb2kqWeiLh GBDZTYg3U7ffA7zgBwBDW2%2fdfdfWVGYRKUoTO5P%2bszrQlZ reMU1UcE21HpgrxxlZ

http://ilovemessenger.com/Detail.aspx?x=91%2fN06E1VcHn%2fKonbfFozHvb2kqWeiLh GBDZTYg3U7fFUEuHboo0Hr62OGRs9nF9e25C6o8JMNN0czVvpS 2Qijp8t6zTfwbe

http://ilovemessenger.com/Detail.aspx?x=91%2fN06E1VcHn%2fKonbfFozHvb2kqWeiLh GBDZTYg3U7ebDvpsELb4E%2bmZoW3Z4Y0v2NdAQ9ticzRbs8sP sisBXSeJnr9AjW5I

that's it for now, lol

[Scheherazade]

Hey Scher, looky: :p

http://www.samanthasdolls.com/kish/sheherazade.htm



Thank you Jay! :)

That one looks so much like singer Cher, doesn't she? :D

[Jay]

Oh yeah, indded, you could pose as Cher dressed like Sheherezade :p

[Scheherazade]

LOL!
That would be a sight you wouldnt mind missing, I tell ya! :D

[Jay]

I know ;), it's also known as 'blackmail material' :p
:angel:

[Scheherazade]

Haha! I would be threatening you lot!
"Either get me 10 KitKats or I will force you to look at my pictures dressed up as Cher!"
:D

[Jay]

Well, I would endure it the first time... then I'd be threatening you to get me 10 KitKats or I will show a pic of you dressed as Cher to your students *evil grin* :p

[Scheherazade]

Who said that I didn't dress up as Cher when I teach? :goof:

[Jay]

Awww, just go and spoil my fun *pouts* :p

[Scheherazade]

*grins Scheherazadishly*

Shame there is no 'Scheherazadish grin emoticon on here! :D

[Jay]

Really, REALLY dislike your username, lol. SOOOOO long and... uhm... *shudders*;)
Really, REALLY prefer Scher ;)

[Scheherazade]

hey, once you get the hang of it, it has a rythm to it :p

[Jay]

But it's ... LONG, lol, and difficult to type, MY point ;) is the typing bit... always have to check spelling... and if you're not the one who posted before me I always manage to put an a instead of e or vise versa, stuff like that.

[Scheherazade]

Practise makes perfect! :D Keep typing!

[Jay]

Scheherezade.. no.. Scheherazade, Scheherazade, Sheherzade, damn.. Scheherzade... ugh, NO BLOODY WAY! lol..
Scheherazade, Scheherazade... hey, maybe...
Scheherazade?
*ooof*

[Scheherazade]

There ya go!
*offers you a KitKat* :D

[Jay]

*sniffs...*
Are you sure it's not poisoned? :p

[Scheherazade]

Now, thats for me to know and for you to wonder... Or find out soon enough :p

[Jay]

Whoever said I wasn't suicidal!
*takes a bite...*
hmm, as far it seems to be unpoiso....... *thud*

[Scheherazade]

*pokes you*
Hmm, I never learn! :D

[Jay]

Why not kick the guy while he's still on the ground! lol, meanie indeed :D

[Scheherazade]

guy?? where is the guy??

Well, I can be a meanie :D All part of being a teacher! ;)

[Jay]

You're supposed to be a teacher... can't one speak figurativelly? (spell :eek:)
I wondered how come such a kind person could go meanie all of a sudden... 'Teacher meanies 101'??? :p

[Scheherazade]

Hehe one of the compulsory courses at the University, part of your Cert. Ed. :D

[Jay]

Explains sooooo much ;)

[Scheherazade]

It does, doesn't it? :D

[Jay]

^o) ;)
Indeed :p

[Scheherazade]

Hahaha!!

^o) it is indeed! :D

[Jay]

What about >: D< ??? ;):p
*no space between : and D*

[Scheherazade]

OK, enlighten me... which one is that??
*hangs her head as her MSN knowledge fails her*

[Jay]

awww
That was mean of me... it's not a MSN smiley, it's YIM one, MSN equivalent is ({)(}) one, me's sowwie.

[Jester]

*looks around sees Scheherazade (copy and paste the name jay ;))*

hey thanks... I was going to read that book eventually... its on my ever long and never ending always adding to read list...

[imthefoolonthehill]

the marking ability to do the forty five degree verticle is definately a world of trouble for those who tend to enjoy free egg sandwiches at the local glue factory.

[Scheherazade]

awww
That was mean of me... it's not a MSN smiley, it's YIM one, MSN equivalent is ({)(}) one, me's sowwie.


My YIM knowledge is pretty elementary I am afraid. :blush:

Which book, Jester?

[Stanislaw]

Arrrr, HiJaCkEd!!!

[Scheherazade]

You are too late, Pirate! :D

We have been doing the HiJaCkInG during your absence! ;)

[imthefoolonthehill]

the station master has no knack for the Ariel manuevers that seem to go along with the blue angels of charlie's vietnam experience. The apocolypse now has begun and the time has come for me to have some fun, my name's mike d and i get R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me... sock it to me you dirt red sox.

[Scheherazade]

*eyes imthefoolonthehill*

:eek:

[Jay]

The >: D< smiley is sooo cute, try that out when you're chatting to someone, it's just cute :)

[Stanislaw]

You are too late, Pirate! :D

We have been doing the HiJaCkInG during your absence! ;)
arrr I trained me crew well!

[baddad]

Arrrr, HiJaCkEd!!!


Just checked out your blog Stan (hmmm.....blog.....wtf*%&*^%#^%^ does that mean?) I've only two more questions, as I'm sure many folks do............what is the goat's name?, and can the slinky be twisted to form a barbecue grill?

[Scheherazade]

arrr I trained me crew well!

That you did, Captain! :nod:

*pays due respect and offers 20% of the loot*

[Jester]

no respect and keeps all loot for self, forget who asked but forgot the bok that ended up on my list, jsut as well....

my thread, my loot, my crows scouring the land for new thread to hijack...
this one be mine for now... if you don't like it, than challenge it... i dare you...

[imthefoolonthehill]

raises the anty em who directs james bail bond in the aladin's flying carpet cleaners have crows nests in their vans brand shoe horns on the cow of mad disease-ridden blankets the pioneeres panned for golden opportunity at this weeks pawn shop dealer in blackjack.

[Jester]

*taps head*

*grins*

all mine all mine

[imthefoolonthehill]

mine. feild of corn did a cover of Pink Floymingos are mean, they bite you know.

[subterranean]

u know i mis-read urs a little, and i thought u were saying something about pink flyod ;)

[Jester]

hmmm didn't know flamingos bite but they're pretty cool when they take off all at once

[Stanislaw]

Just checked out your blog Stan (hmmm.....blog.....wtf*%&*^%#^%^ does that mean?) I've only two more questions, as I'm sure many folks do............what is the goat's name?, and can the slinky be twisted to form a barbecue grill?

Blog is short for web log. the goats name is undefinable...really. and only if it is a metal slinky.

Ans Scheherazade indeed, I be liken the sound o this. and it appears that jester is lookin to be a cap'n arrr, do I smell mutiny!!!

[imthefoolonthehill]

u know i mis-read urs a little, and i thought u were saying something about pink flyod ;)


I was about to. Jester said Mine, all mine, so I thought minefield...but field made me think of corn which made me think of Korn, which did a cover of Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall... but Pink Fluh made my think of flamingo...and there is a quote in Band of Brothers... "Flamingos are mean, they bite you know"

[Jay]

Word association football explained :p.
Marky :angel:

[Jester]

indeed....

Stan, catn.. i got no use to be in charge of a vessel... im jsut very greedy ;)

[Jay]

Being in charge of a vessel does have its privileges ;)

[Scheherazade]

*yawns Scheherazadishly*

I...must......stay.........awake............

[Stanislaw]

join our cause!

[imthefoolonthehill]

cause you don't know the way through the straight line is always perpendiculous of the ridiculing riddicks of narnian lion-skin cap with a definate appreciation for the absurdity of the question of doubting thomas aquiness the equine who couldn't stop neighing for hay.

[Stanislaw]

live long and prosper friends

[Jay]

Beam me up ;)

[Jester]

beam me up, scotty

[Jay]

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. ;)

[Jester]

oh... I've never been to Kansas :cold:

[Jay]

So? Me neither ;)

[Stanislaw]

yeah, too many tornados, ;)

[Jay]

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it ;)

[Stanislaw]

atleast there is no tsunamis. lol

[Jay]

Yet :angel:

[Stanislaw]

jus what are ye planning on doing? :eek2:

[Jay]

Nothing :angel:

[Stanislaw]

I dinna trust that little angel, that hallows just hiding the horns...lol

[Jay]

You just had to go and tell EVERYONE, didn't ya?

[Stanislaw]

oops, I forgot you were incognito, lol

[Jay]

WERE being the operative word ;)

[Stanislaw]

oh well, hope you can trade in the angel for a new disguise. lol

[imthefoolonthehill]

Mark! markity market marks a marker with markering devices.

[Jester]

was going to mark two hours ago, but had to shut down cuz of water in computer... all good now :)

[Jay]

Water in computer? You trying to kill ... the comp or yourself? Or you mean the cooling comp kinda water in computer... hmmmm

[Stanislaw]

did the water cooling system burst, or ye be making the compy walk the plank? :eek:

[Jay]

hehehehehehehe *counts the hehe's to make sure it's more than 10 characters... though it's now useless* :p

[Jester]

spilt drinking water into laptop :eek: :goof:

mine now.... the comps makin me walk the plank, cap'n

[Jay]

LOL, lappies are not friends with water Jes, careful, lol.

[Jester]

i am.... now

[Taliesin]

You know, maybe this should be under Religious section but it is not a very serious thing.

But, this is comparing religions and philosophies:

Taoism: Shi* Happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, «Shi* happens»
Calvinism: Shi* happens because you don't work enought
Buddhism: Shi* arises, shi* passes away
Seventhdayadventists: No shi* on saturdays
Zen: What is the sound of shi* happening
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shi* happening
Hinduism: The shi* happens before
Mormon: The shi* is going to happen again
Islam: When the shi* happens it is the will of Allah
Moonies: Only happy shi* really happens
Stoicism: This shi* is good for me
Protestantism: Let the shi* happen to someone else
Catolicism Shi* happens because you are BAD
Hare Krishna Shi* happens, Rama, Rama
Zoroastrism: Shi* happens half the time
Christian Sience Shi* is the manifestation of tour thought
Atheism: I don't believe this shi*
Agnosticism: Is this shi* for real
Existentialism: What is shi* anyway
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shi*
Jehova Witnesses: Good morning! I have some shi* for you to read
Feminism: Shi* happens because you a woman
Societas Jesu: For my purpose every shi* will do
Tolkienism: - One shi* to rule them all
"Historitsism: Shi* doesnt just happen, **** takes time to happen"
"Marksism: Shi* of the world! Unite!"
Socialism: Everybody is in the same shi*.
Capitalism: If you sell your shi*, make a profit!
Darwinism: Survival of the shi**iest
Racism: We don't like the color of your shi*!
Facism: Shi* heil!!!
Morpheusism: What is shi*? How do you define shi*? If shi* is what you can see, taste, smell and touch then shi* is nothing more than electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
Surrealism: looks like shi*
Postmodernism: Shi* in the jar!
Yodaism: Use the shi*, Luke!

[Jester]

hahaha kushi has a poste rof that on her wall...

Me worshiper: THis thread be my...

[Stanislaw]

You know, maybe this should be under Religious section but it is not a very serious thing.

But, this is comparing religions and philosophies:

Taoism: Shi* Happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, «Shi* happens»
Calvinism: Shi* happens because you don't work enought
Buddhism: Shi* arises, shi* passes away
Seventhdayadventists: No shi* on saturdays
Zen: What is the sound of shi* happening
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shi* happening
Hinduism: The shi* happens before
Mormon: The shi* is going to happen again
Islam: When the shi* happens it is the will of Allah
Moonies: Only happy shi* really happens
Stoicism: This shi* is good for me
Protestantism: Let the shi* happen to someone else
Catolicism Shi* happens because you are BAD
Hare Krishna Shi* happens, Rama, Rama
Zoroastrism: Shi* happens half the time
Christian Sience Shi* is the manifestation of tour thought
Atheism: I don't believe this shi*
Agnosticism: Is this shi* for real
Existentialism: What is shi* anyway
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shi*
Jehova Witnesses: Good morning! I have some shi* for you to read
Feminism: Shi* happens because you a woman
Societas Jesu: For my purpose every shi* will do
Tolkienism: - One shi* to rule them all
"Historitsism: Shi* doesnt just happen, **** takes time to happen"
"Marksism: Shi* of the world! Unite!"
Socialism: Everybody is in the same shi*.
Capitalism: If you sell your shi*, make a profit!
Darwinism: Survival of the shi**iest
Racism: We don't like the color of your shi*!
Facism: Shi* heil!!!
Morpheusism: What is shi*? How do you define shi*? If shi* is what you can see, taste, smell and touch then shi* is nothing more than electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
Surrealism: looks like shi*
Postmodernism: Shi* in the jar!
Yodaism: Use the shi*, Luke!

My Shi* that was funny. lol

[Jester]

indeed it was

[Stanislaw]

ye be steeling me mark??

[Jester]

of course, see taken

[Stanislaw]

alas, this place be toren by strife. an now reclaiming my birth right...MARK

[Jester]

hmmmmm mark over your mark

[imthefoolonthehill]

about all that sh* i'm asking for a poster for christmas that has that written on it.

[Jay]

That was hillarious! The shi* thingy I mean :D, lol, trying to stop giggling in a library... DON'T do that to me, lol.

[Stanislaw]

indeed it was offly sh*ty lol :lol:

[Jester]

well then........ anyway.... mark

[Stanislaw]

ahh but alas I steal thine mark!

[Jay]

Indeed (Teal'c kind of 'indeed') ;)

[Jester]

uh... mine all mine

[Stanislaw]

Indeed (Teal'c kind of 'indeed') ;)
http://www.sea-of-ink.com/stargate/firstcomm1.jpg
*for all you non Stargaters out there.

[Jester]

oh I was wondering about that

[simon]

Oh the fluff of the mind.

[Stanislaw]

:cool: :nod: :D :lol: :rage: :banana:

Hahaha metamorphasise

[Scheherazade]

:cool: :nod: :D :lol: :rage: :banana:

Hahaha metamorphasise

And turn into a Santa Yoda? :D

[Stanislaw]

But of course...the highest form of evolution :D

[Jay]

Stan, you know how to make your Yoda more Santa Clause-ish? Give him a white beard :D, it would go just great with the pointy ears :p:D:D:p

[Scheherazade]

Pointy ears from which Christmas tree shaped ear rings are dangling? With big red bows underneath? :D

[Jay]

Emm... not really ;):D

[Scheherazade]

Oh, don't go shattering my imaginary pictures! I was begining to like the idea! :p

[Jay]

Yoda? With earrings? What about a wedding dress? The white thingy ;), with the ... another white thingy ;) they put on the bride's head :p

[Scheherazade]

Hey now, take it easy! I was just trying to give the Yoda a more festive look, like the elderly library assisstants who dress up for the Christmas... And here you are trying to marry him(her?) off? The veil is not a bad idea though...

Who would Yoda marry?

Or a better question... Who would marry Yoda??? :p

[Jay]

Mark ;):angel:, who else ;)

[Jester]

you've turned yoda into an asexual wise ... being!

[Taliesin]

Our ego demands that We claim the shi* mark We rightly have deserved.

Mark! as the herald angel sings. ;)

[Jester]

uh isn't the line hark?

[Taliesin]

Not anymore.

Well, it's logical only. Everybody wants to leave their mark, so why should the herald angel be an exeption?

Mark! the herald angel sings.

q.e.d

[Jester]

okay.... well here's my mark

[Stanislaw]

Hey now, take it easy! I was just trying to give the Yoda a more festive look, like the elderly library assisstants who dress up for the Christmas... And here you are trying to marry him(her?) off? The veil is not a bad idea though...

Who would Yoda marry?

Or a better question... Who would marry Yoda??? :p


Who Wouldn't marry Yoda??? :confused: :D

http://www.nightscribe.com/Entertainment/images/yaddle.jpg
Yoda's Wife???
And
http://www.padawansguide.com/gifs/jen_yoda3.jpg
Yoda's Son???

lol

[subterranean]

too cute for Yoda's :D

wow another thread is closed..MARK!

[Stanislaw]

Carefull now don't wanto close this one after breaking a thousand. ;)

[subterranean]

okey.....shutting up now :D