leaving your mark

[imthefoolonthehill]

duct tape is a very strong tape..... with enough duct tape and wd-40, you can fix just about anything...

Bongity: i've actually seen him wear it... and its not sticky or anything... he saw to that... he said that the only thing that is really uncomfortable about it is how hot it is.

[simon]

I bet it's water repelent too.

Yeah the toilet is cracked and falling over so it's ducktaped together and then the little lever thing inside the tank that is surrounded by water, that's ducktaped too. So it had better be some sort of water resistant.

[subterranean]

Is the toilet will be as comfy as before?

[Bongitybongbong]

Yeah you'd probably get uncomfortably hot in a duct tape outfit.

[Jay]

http://www.ducttapefashion.com/ lol, and I was originally looking for a pic of ducktape for Sub... ah well, I guess Sub can still have a look at the tapes ;)

[subterranean]

LOL...I think you got paid to advertised that thingy secretly....

[Bongitybongbong]

http://www.ducttapefashion.com/ lol, and I was originally looking for a pic of ducktape for Sub... ah well, I guess Sub can still have a look at the tapes ;)
All I've got to say is that's weird.

[imthefoolonthehill]

all i've got to say is that the impertinent death of mr. smith wasn't percieved as a generally bad thing by all those involved with the fated steamroller accident which evidentally had grown tired of the pillsbury doughboy

[Jester]

hmmmmmm duct tape fashions... they make suits and dresses out of them too

http://www.exploremaine.com/~joeho/tape.htm

[Bongitybongbong]

I couldn't stand to wear duct tape, how do they do it(rhetorical)?

[Jester]

hahaha... i dont know, i think a duc tape shoulder back would be pretty cool, I've seen one of them floating around campus and it looked neat as for clothing.... people are just way too obsessed

[imthefoolonthehill]

another weary night of restless minesweeper and solitary solitare cards are going to be the death of civilization if we don't stack and shuffle and play them right, this whole thing might just fall through if i don't go to bed soon, because i have to think clearly for tomorrow the tests of the aniquity are going to definately prey on the instinctive failure that comes with every waking moment, every surreal reflection painted upon the unhappy faces of the common pedestrians

[Bongitybongbong]

Minesweeper, that's a fun game.

[Stanislaw]

Duct tape bandage... I thought I was the only one who did that!!!

[simon]

My roomate cured her blister with ducktape. The consumer product that heals all wounds. Maybe it holds the secret to eternal life, and hopefully eternal youth as well.

[Stanislaw]

what about windex??? :D

[Jester]

what about windex??? :D

[Stanislaw]

http://images.dvdempire.com/gen/movies/461698h.jpg

[Jester]

confused???? what does that mean?
i haven't seen big fat greek wedding

[Stanislaw]

ohhhhhhh. well the father in the movie claims windex can cure anything... you should watch it, it is rather good!

[Jester]

okay, wehn i get money to rent a movie and the lazyness out of my system to walk donw there, ill get it!

[Stanislaw]

ye could always pirate it...

[simon]

Yes windex I forgot about that, perhaps ducktape is the secret to eternal life and windex is the secret to eternal youth. Maybe we have to generate our own widom though.

The seen of the father at the table spraying the future son-in-law with windex was definetly worth a laugh, a fun movie, very light.

[Stanislaw]

also the thing about every word coming from greek!, that was awesome.

[simon]

Hahaa yeah, only now that I am actually taking ancient greek it's not so funny anymore, it's just sadly annoying.

[Jester]

well priate it??? not in a country where I can do that anymore, sad... I miss the two dollar cds and three dollar dvds... *sighs*

[Bongitybongbong]

well priate it??? not in a country where I can do that anymore, sad... I miss the two dollar cds and three dollar dvds... *sighs*
I'd like to even have one day were that happened.

[baddad]

LeaVING THE MARK:

Where is the love?

Do we need to feel?

\ why bother...

Is caring enough?

Peace and love don't bring food...

where is the love that matters?

Do my wishes change the world, or must I act?

Say no more........let me act....

Reggae beat drums the truth to my brain...

Inaction and love do not drain,

the needs of my brothers easily explained.

Wishing and hoping mass media drain,

ignore the truth

no one will really explain

there is no plus in helping the helpless

but my soul aches along with my brothers and sisters

too poor but to ache and care......

Mark me....spark me.....oh baby please......the coat is fantastic....the sight is freer than any could imagine the life to be simple and live......but its not such a mystery to me the book i've seen that explains it all to me......its complicated yet simple the truth i SEEM TO SEE.........no....no....no......you....don't ........love me, yes I know now........cause you left me baby ........and I've got no place to go now.......and yet the blue jacket is remarkabvle in its fantasy-shine I cannot bare to understand.....the truth of the cold I feel.....

[amuse]

mark me mix me pixie dust tinkerbell thumbelina vanilla pods snowflakes can you can you count them, little one? count the stars shake me up markety mark dancing between colors of the rainbow slipping in and out of moonbeams upside down smelling with my toes not my nose somewhere i hear earth's gravity singing a big bass note to the moon's high falsetto better stay here fettered forsaken mistaken but only falling so far and tumbling over and over markingmarkingandmarking...

[baddad]

.....oh yeah.....the amuse meister!!! gotta love the repititious repititiousness of an incoherency inherited .....

............"Girl your my angel, surely your my angel, girl your my angel when I'm in need..."

[imthefoolonthehill]

the strand of hair that floats in front of her eye, laughing next to me in the car, smiling the beautiful happiness that permeates the air the contrast between normalacy of everyday life and that good naturdness, that trueness without phony pretenses

[Taliesin]

We miss the song of creation. Haven't heard it for quite a while.

Oh, and that marky thing too.

[Bongitybongbong]

Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imthefoolonthehill]

can one focus any unfocused thoughts? is intelligence merely intellectual organization, or is there something more primal, more deep seated?

Where does creativity start and end? can one have original thoughts? What happends when everyone around you is only repeating your own thoughts pakc to you? Do they have villains in utopias?

what can a question ever answer? is language a sufficient form of thought, or are we wasting our breathless words?

Perhaps the ultimate proof that no one is dreaming is suicide... if you wake up after you put a bullet or two in your head i guess you'll know you weren't dreaming, now won't you?

What do the icebreakers all have in common?

Do those who have an intimate responsibility towards others have a different outlook on life? Do they have several perceptory glances at the meaning of it all? Perhaps they couldn't even percieve the needed things, the required attributes, the necessary indicators.

could society exist without outcasts?

Why is it that when literature seems to die out, society seems about to crumble? Is this a theme throughout history or merely in roman, greek and other ancient times? Is it a cause, an effect, or a self-perpetuating cycle of the nonsense which comes out of our education systems? Is it merely another overanalyzed overfunded undercritisized research institution in which normal thoughts are rejected as a matter of course simply because if there wasn't something new, they couldn't very well call it research, now could they?

[Jester]

I'd like to even have one day were that happened.


hey, sorry, got lucky with my parents jobs, I was talking about Bangladesh, though its likely to be all of south asai, before dvds came out we got vhs, pirated usually very very bad copies in tanzania for about a buck or two apeice, didn't even have to get out the car to buy em!

[imthefoolonthehill]

well that doesn't explain your apparent insufficiency in that several yellow ribbons which attire the telephone pole on southeast and orchard street where the freeway meets the happy smiley sign that was going to be a very important intersection for cars traveling to and from oblivion

[Jester]

apperent insufficiency, i didn't know that i had one!

[imthefoolonthehill]

isn't it funny how everyone assumes its all about them?
:-)

[subterranean]

*** yawn ***

[Stanislaw]

smegulllllll....is tired!

[simon]

But golem may be awake thinking of nasty wayses he can hurt the forum.

[subterranean]

Shhh..we would never hurt anyone...We only need sleep but the fat man is mean to us..

[Bongitybongbong]

It's "The fat hobbit is mean to us," not man.

[Jester]

indeed bongity has that write...... right :P

[Bongitybongbong]

Yes he is. Ha!

[Jester]

and that's called gloating!

[Bongitybongbong]

Gloating is good when you're perfect like me.

[baddad]

So I says to the guy, "Hey man, are you gonna eat that ?"

[Scheherazade]

and it turns out, his wife had already seen that movie...

[imthefoolonthehill]

the reminders of the killer little things that kill are eating away at my brain again, love and hate, mix them up because they are so intertwined when things get emotional and the definition of insanity is to think things are the way they aren't despite constant proof, and i am definately insane because i insist on believing someone's out there for me, despite it all, those terrible squirrel chasing dogs that have the goofy grin on their face, without reserve, they chase the squirrels as if its a better purpose in life than all we have to go through.

[Scheherazade]

there is someone out there for everyone as long as they are willing to let that person into their lives and make things work.

[imthefoolonthehill]

work is for the people who have the pencils shoved up their noses on the daily basis, as they search through the status reports for the big status report collector in the sky, who eats all thee 3.1451 divided by e is definately going to help me tomorrow morning with the copier machine, which jams faster than strawberry feilds forever in this indecipherable paradigm of clashing societies where some choose not to wear deoderant and thats ok if its just for their culture, and we don't mind if they smell like frozen monkeys in a decomposing cellar.

[Scheherazade]

*blink*
*yawn*

[imthefoolonthehill]

as if someone doesn't get the last word.

[Scheherazade]

as if........

[imthefoolonthehill]

last words are definately the spark point of creative genious and creative moronitivity yes i just did make up a word as if thats such a bad thing, shakespeare did it all the time, you stupid critics so get off my back because the silverback gorilla warfare aren't going to take the stinger missiles from the concussion based tie fighters with delving into the themes of blackjacks and other lead pipe materials.

[baddad]

So.....if the monkeys are frozen, but the cellar is decomposing.......is there an odour? And if an odour exists, is it the smell of a frozen monkey, which I assumed would emit little odour other than the smell given off by a piece of ice, of does one detect the odour of a decaying cellar......and what the heck would a cellar in the throes of decay smell like? what is the cellar made from?.....does it have a dirt floor?.....a decaying, rotten wood floor?.......a fungus covered concrete floor?......does the cellar therefore smell like decaying ice...?

[Stanislaw]

I saw this guy carying this heavy couch up these stairs, and he looked like he could use some help, so I walked up to him and said "hey man want a hand with that", now he just rolled his eyes and said "Nooooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"...so I did. And he was all mad after he was like "hey man I was being sarcastic!", oh great, like how was I to know! :D

[Bongitybongbong]

All right Stan!!

[imthefoolonthehill]

the grotesque nature of the celebrated celebrex is the perversion of pure sixties songs into destroyed cababilities by posing bands of freeloading entrepaneuers who can't even teach today's young people the correct spelling of certain words didn't become mainstream until the late fifteen hundreds and beyond the earth in the atmosphere lies the creature of the abyss-mally frightening to the children who have never even though t about their place in this world, for we must find a place for them, fit them into their own little niche or they might run wild and free like the buffalo herds that wild bill shot down from his p-47 behind enemy lines.

[Jester]

hey, i like not knowing my place... i make it as i go... off to change the world, the wonderful world of earth *singing down the muddy dirt road off to tiny village in the middle of nowhere... now thats heaven*

[Stanislaw]

Heaven, the place where creamcheese is made!

[Scheherazade]

with garlic and herbs?

[Stanislaw]

yes! garlic and herb creamcheese...or salmon creamcheese...dang, now I gotta go eat breakfast...again! :D

[Scheherazade]

garlic and herb creamcheese topped with smoked salmon on a bagel!! :drooling smilie:

[Stanislaw]

NOW thats heaven! :D

[Helga]

I am so bored, I read every thread here when I'm bored. this is the first time I post on this thread though, mainly because I am really pissed off and I want someone to know about it.......you should hope I won't do this often cause it gets boring and happens a lot.

[Jester]

oh... hope you cheer up, go have a piece of heaven, that worked for the others...

[Bongitybongbong]

I'm so hyper today....nah nah nah nah...nah nah nah nah... hey hey hey... goodbye!

[simon]

I leave the mark of the night owl, the lonely soul, the prayer of the dead, and the kiss of fright. May you all have pleasant dreams.

[imthefoolonthehill]

A repressed thought, a undiscovered feeling, the notion that there is greater risk than could ever be imagined... what is this idea? waht is this feeling? Why is everything so muddled just before it becomes painfully clear?

To do or not to do, to take the initiative or not to take the initiative, do i let things slide along, peacefully, or do i gamble? do i risk it all? What have I to loose? What have I to gain? The constant weighing of alternatives and steady-flowing ideals that guide the way we act.

Boys and girls, have a good time together, boys and girls you know they're birds of a feather, like two sides of a coin, they are forever joined... heads or tails choose one or the ooooother, be my friend...or be my loooover.

[Scheherazade]

Tell her already, Fool!

[Bongitybongbong]

Did anyone want a haircut with a little off the top, but you ended up with a buzz cut.

[Scheherazade]

No, but I guess you did...

[Bongitybongbong]

No, but I guess you did...
Yes and it was bad. :mad:

[imthefoolonthehill]

bloody hell........ if only nature would show some sympathy... some empathy, maybe a little concern... ... but no, the rain won't come

[subterranean]

I refuse to be a victim of someone else's past :rage:

[Bongitybongbong]

bloody hell........ if only nature would show some sympathy... some empathy, maybe a little concern... ... but no, the rain won't come
empathy...I've got none of that and I don't expect any.

[Jester]

i forgot what thread this is, is the random thought or the leaving the mark one???? either way.... boo!

[Bongitybongbong]

i forgot what thread this is, is the random thought or the leaving the mark one???? either way.... boo!
Leaving Your Mark.

You're Better Off Dead- Children of Bodom

Alright!

Hey, what's the matter with you, whatcha tryin' to do?
We're wrecking our brains, and I don't get it
Did I ever hurt you in any way?
If I did then hear my apology: **** you!
I'd give anything to batter you down all the way to six feet under
And why on earth should I stop until I see your ******* *** drop?
Mind your own business and leave mine alone
Take a look in the real world for a sec
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools
It makes you the luckiest bastard on the earth
In the prejudiced mind you narrow yourself in
I am the servant while you're the king

Tomorrow is a better day to be
You're better off dead than ******* with me
What if there ain't no tomorrow?
Well let me tell you, there wasn't one today

Hey! Would you love me to death, to where noone has gone?
You're the only one for me in this weak flesh and blood!

In the prejudiced mind you narrow yourself in
I am the servant while you're the king!

Oh, ya gotta get me out!
Tomorrow is a better day to be
You're better off dead than ******* with me
What if there ain't no tomorrow?
Well let me tell you, there wasn't one today


The mark of the "deadman".

[Scheherazade]

either way.... boo!
Boo Radley? His name is Arthur. And Boo is NOT God. :p
(http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3729&page=2&pp=15)

[imthefoolonthehill]

boo hoo i fell down broke the crown and i think they are going to take me away if i don't stop laughing at all the tragic things that happen to everyone but me except for the ones i cry about but those are the ones that happen to me, and tears definately do not slide out of the cornor of the eye you blue faker! fake falsehood phoniness is the currency of the teenage nation. No one knows, no one sees, they only pretend, and some even pretend to see, but everyone has stopped bothering pretending to care, because the tears evaporate and leave their salty residue, looks almost like glitter in the sun.

[Helga]

I'm sitting at the local cafe wondering how to leave my mark this time.... I can say that I am glad that I can sit here for hours now without being scared away or driven to madness by the waiter who abused me verbally....

[imthefoolonthehill]

To the victim mentality: why must you afflict all of our nonsensical wordings with the terrifying theories of worthlessness? Where does it all fit into the grand scheme of things? Doesn't a grand scheme require a grand schemer? I don't see whats so dang grand about him, or the M1 for that matter, but that ain't grand thats garand and i'll be danged if we can't swear, so i'll dang you all forever to heck, you freaking piles of shoot.

[Helga]

leaving my mark.... oh and thanks, will I see you in heck fool?

[imthefoolonthehill]

only if you commit lesser sins, like stealing office supplies...

and avoid major sins, like working for human resources

yes... i stole it all from dilbert.

[Helga]

I got that.... I'll do my very best to meet you in heck

[Stanislaw]

http://www.whatsbetter.com/static/images/29180.jpg

heh heh!

[Bongitybongbong]

I've got a reserved V.I.P. area in the pit because I'm one of the baddest people.

[Stanislaw]

"Ye do I walk through the vally of the shadow of death, and I shall fear no evil for I am the baddest !@#$%^&*^&*% there!" :D

[Bongitybongbong]

"Ye do I walk through the vally of the shadow of death, and I shall fear no evil for I am the baddest !@#$%^&*^&*% there!" :D
You and me will be big V.I.P.'s in the pit.

[subterranean]

Oh boy, u said that coz u haven't meet the devil himself...


"Ye do I walk through the vally of the shadow of death, and I shall fear no evil for I am the baddest !@#$%^&*^&*% there!" :D

[Bongitybongbong]

Oh boy, u said that coz u haven't meet the devil himself...
Point taken.

[Jester]

hmmm..... i believe i willl come back as the wind! or maybe a rock (i've got bad karma i guess) oooh oooh oooh maybe it;ll be the end and i wont be able to think, ill just cease to exist....

maybe i shoudl think about this too much! ;)

[imthefoolonthehill]

thoughts can change everything, because they change the choice of actions and the actions are all thats left in a crazy world where INTENT is lost in the hustle and bustle of everyday living.

[Bongitybongbong]

oops I'm reverting back to Mark!

[simon]

mark

I just can't seem to make it long enough to post without saying something stupid.

[Jester]

indeed many of us resort to stupidity to find some great message to leave behind...

[imthefoolonthehill]

the salty residue isn't all the remains behind after the tears dry.

[Bongitybongbong]

Never free, Never me, So I dub the unforgiven.
That's what left after time of tears...complete hopelessness.

[Isagel]

I´m back in the marking game, learning to type fast with my left hand.

[Bongitybongbong]

All right Isagel.

[subterranean]

Hey, no rush there ok?!


I´m back in the marking game, learning to type fast with my left hand.

[Jester]

learning a new hand can be quite dangerous, especial in active sports! ;) glad to have the marker back, thanks!

[imthefoolonthehill]

i can type at about thirty words per minute with my left hand ... kinda proud about that.

[Stanislaw]

Oh boy, u said that coz u haven't meet the devil himself...

tis true, one can only imagine a shadow of that evil!

talking about evil...whats with all the left handed peoples??? :D
heh, heh, not my personal view just, a joke!

[Bongitybongbong]

You S.O.B. :lol: ; I'm a lefty.

[imthefoolonthehill]

all lefties abuse generalizations. Those that don't are righties. All righties abuse generalizations. Those that don't are lefties.

[Jester]

all generalizations are bad ;)

[Stanislaw]

You S.O.B. :lol: ; I'm a lefty.

heh heh, I won't hold it against you! :D :D :D

[imthefoolonthehill]

spoonman, come together without any hands, because the lumberjack brought his mighty axe down, leaving the hand attached to nothing but grisly veins that squirted jello pudding all over the face of the surprised bartender, who was too busy playing quarters with pennies than having to pay up for the full plate of yogurt.

[subterranean]

Watch out your words young man/woman(?!) ;)


You S.O.B. :lol: ; I'm a lefty.

[Bongitybongbong]

Watch out your words young man/woman(?!) ;)
Ok I'l be somewhat good.

[Stanislaw]

somewhat good, does this mean ye be going back to "HeCk???" :D

[Jester]

i thought it was fudge!

[subterranean]

Kids, you are all so funy :D :D

Is it ok if I call ye all Kids??? ;)

[baddad]

...fully excusing the mark I've left upon the floor of the canyon littered with the flotsam from the flood of ideas freshly flouted and finally free from the flipping flopping tourists totalling tales told nightly nigh the moon is full......

[amuse]

*remind me not to go hiking this year :D
sho', Sub. but can we call you gramma? ;) j.k.*


..i am a marked woman, worthe more dead than alive. and all these rabble-rowsers that's out to skin me is worth more to me dead th'n alive...

sinister, cheesy laughter follows

[subterranean]

LOL..yeah Ash, you are much more worthed if you're dead when it comes to that beautiful skin of yours :D

And no....grandma is a NO...aunt is still acceptable...but grandma ..errr...

[Jay]

Hey, but when dead, the skin can't purr ;)

[Jester]

skin purrs? i didn't not know that... my cat purrs... everytime i touch her, she purrs to much and sleeps on my side, my other cat crawls under the covers so in the middle of the night i feel something furry at my feet, when I'm half asleep it freaks m out and i grab her before she can run off... she purrs too, they all purr.

[subterranean]

LOL...Jay spurrs don't bring cash to our pocket..

[imthefoolonthehill]

spilled milk is one thing, a deck of cards another, who knows what the outcome will be. Maybe i'll make her day a little happier, maybe the turbulence will only increase until i've brocken down again and need to call the mind mechanic before i spring a gasket.

[Jay]

Jes: can't remember the linguistics term... *thinks*... blank, no wonder I failed linguistics, but you can refer to an object/person/group by their parts to mean the whole (like 50 sails means 50 ships, not 50 pieces of 'cloth' kinda thing :))
I know the term looked odd... syn... something... help anyone? lol

[imthefoolonthehill]

why, syntax of course... or synthesis, whichever strikes your fancy.

[Basil]

synecdoche

[Miss Darcy]

Just commenting on something earlier on...


Not really, waxme... it's usually just a feeling...it can be right or wrong...
Maybe from the screen name ...i dont know why it sounds male to me, maybe because i can't really understand it and i tend to relate 'strange' screen names to male people, and more 'concrete' ones to girls....(but it makes no sense, it's just me and then look at my name lol) .... and things like this metaphor of marks, made me think of a male imagination... well that's the fun of it, get the worng guess about a person

Very true, though, for all I know so far, I've (er -- almost!) always been right about if a person is male or female. Intuition. *Looks very proud* Lol. Though it can get confusing...like, my friends, or the ones who have siblings, like pretending to be their (opposite sex) siblings to confuse me. It seems to have started a trend...*muses*

Anyway, I guess I may as well leave my mark, while I'm at it. What do you guys say? ;)

MiSS Darcy

[Bongitybongbong]

Am I a guy or not...smartee pants.

[Jay]

Basil got it, he gets to get a KitKat :D
I said it was an unfriendly looking word ;)

[Scheherazade]

Thought I was the only KitKat dispenser in this neighbourhood! :D

[Jay]

Can't see a copyright ;)

[subterranean]

Basil is trying to fool us with that new avy....trying to look nice and cute arent you Basil....;)


MARK

[Bongitybongbong]

The kitty's so cute!!!!!!!!

[Jay]

Well, he is nice and cute ;), he did write that yucky word for me :p, I kept checking it at dorms but till I got to a comp I've forgotten it again, maybe now I could remember it... for a few days, lol

[subterranean]

O o....you all got fooled already...my oh my...

[Bongitybongbong]

Well I'm "The Fanciest Fancy Pants".

[Jay]

RIP p.i.m.p. daddy? :D

[Bongitybongbong]

The p.i.m.p. ddady will return but not for awhile.

[subterranean]

yeah...what happen to the big pimp dady..

[Bongitybongbong]

p.i.m.p. daddy is tired so Fanciest Fancy Pants came in.

[Jay]

tight leathers? :D old jeans? shorts? :p

[Bongitybongbong]

all pants but normally short.

[Jay]

At once? :p
*edit* sorry, kinda silly tonight :goof:

[Bongitybongbong]

yes at once! :cool:

[Jay]

ain't it a tad... uncomfortable? :D

[Bongitybongbong]

They're pretty comfy so... :p !

[Jay]

Ok, how many are we talking here about? :goof:

[imthefoolonthehill]

are we destined to remain muddles despite the singular moments of clarity that define our lives? are we meant to sit here forever pondering until we give up interest and become adults? Are we simply going to keep on searching until the search becomes more of a purpose than the destination? Who said the journey was just as important as the destination? How can this be so if you wouldn't be journeying unless there was a destination to go to? This is ridiculous, i don't know how any of this could ever stand up to the test of logic, or the test of pi. because we all know it goes forever and ever and we can only imagine the endless possibilites of this particular way of thinking if we can't every decide how round something is if we think that the number for graduation ceremonies doesn't ever change when you have to have a pre meeting for a meeting to occur haven't you created a self perpetuating cycle of redundancy and a self perpetuating cycle of incompetant desperation? Could anything ever be achieved if we continue along the same train-tracks our for-fathers have laid down for us? Could we find our way without those steady reminders that our lives can go somewhere? Would we be lost without milemarkers? Would we never find our way if we lost our sense of perspective?

[simon]

Sub, all those emoticons are ever so, so, impish.

[Miss Darcy]

Hear, hear! :)
They are, they are.


Am I a guy or not...smartee pants.

Ahaha, well...:D You see, you're complicated. If I think simply, then you're a guy, well according to your profile, anyway....but if I double think, you almost look too much like a guy to be a guy, you could be tricking us. :lol:

Miss Darcy

P.S. What about me? :D

[subterranean]

What do you mean by "impish"?


Sub, all those emoticons are ever so, so, impish.

[imthefoolonthehill]

because, if they didn't the penguin snowcones would go out of business...

[Bongitybongbong]

Ahaha, well...:D You see, you're complicated. If I think simply, then you're a guy, well according to your profile, anyway....but if I double think, you almost look too much like a guy to be a guy, you could be tricking us. :lol:

Miss Darcy

P.S. What about me? :D

One: You didn't answer my question. "Am I a guy?"

Two: I think you're a woman.

[baddad]

Jeez!!!!!......just saw bongittybongbong's age on another thread. ......smart little fella...

Imp: a young demon, a mischievous child.

Impish; see above

...and Bong.....perhaps wearing all of your pairs of pants all at once isn't that stylish. And why do they call pants, 'pairs', when there is obviously only one article to be worn???? *waits for sage reply*

[Miss Darcy]

One: You didn't answer my question. "Am I a guy?"

Two: I think you're a woman.

One: I'd say so.

Two: You may be right. :p

Miss Darcy

[imthefoolonthehill]

The orchestra drowns out the organ from oregon in the only place you cannot recall your governor because gray davis has actually taken over via militia coup of chickens that go squawk when you shoot them in italy.

[subterranean]

noting to say...

MARK

[Helga]

I was counting the pictures on the walls in my bedroom. I have 9 pics of my dad and almost 15 of my dog, two of Shakespeare, 9 paintings, one painting my friend did with my poem on it, two of my brothers and three big frames with various poems on it. I don't know why I'm thinking about this. I don't have any pics of my mom. Oh and I have one of my grandma. I think I have to much freetime.

[Stanislaw]

Arr I am back an that means the HiJaCkInG starts anew on chapter two!!!

[imthefoolonthehill]

hijacking isn't very prohibited in places like the underwear/sock drawer, the place where the dust bunneys hide, contemplating their evil takeover of the economy, those dang communist dust bunneys...they are out to undermine the capatilistic dresser drawers.

[Scheherazade]

Thought dust bunnies ruled only 'under bed/wardrobe' worlds...

[imthefoolonthehill]

they were outsourced.

[Scheherazade]

but never outnumbered

[Stanislaw]

Outnumbered perchance to dream tis a thing of fancy!

Eh, thats odd even for here, lol :p

[Helga]

I love your new avatar Stainslaw. Live long and prosper...

[Stanislaw]

Thank you very much! I am always happy to meet another 'Trek fan! :nod: :thumbs_up

[imthefoolonthehill]

Star Trek and fan have the negatory remarks upon the imaginative printer set of motion with the people in motion who never stop and look around and eat the roses.

[Scheherazade]

Rose petals taste nice. Especially if you make jam with them.

[Miss Darcy]

Never tried that, but I've heard they're really nice with sugar as well....

There's a spider on the wall.

[imthefoolonthehill]

spider man, spider man, if he can't do it no one can on the can of sir john, the prince of porceline.

[Scheherazade]

Superman....

[subterranean]

betty boop

[Stanislaw]

beatle baily

[subterranean]

beatle juice

[Scheherazade]

Cherry juice.

[amuse]

Dont be a menace to south central while drinking juice in the hood

[subterranean]

juicy robin hood

[imthefoolonthehill]

robin the hoodlums with the definate jets without the sharshank redemptitory nature of the beeswax we should lal mind control for the definite integral from 1 to 4

[Snukes]

beeswax is better minus bees

[amuse]

wax is better minus wees

[Stanislaw]

wax is good if it wraps up cheese

[imthefoolonthehill]

what if they decide not to accept the overwhelming evidence in favor for the emotion which destroys the mind?

What if they want to destroy the mind which creates the overwhelming emotion in favor of the evidence which accepts them?

Where does the cattle come home from the rang which they are shot at in the field of the eye before e except after sea surfing USA is the greatest day i've ever known, can't wait, to turn back now, i believe i believe i'm the walrus, i'm the eggman, i'm the dislexic anorexic cowboy without the rope to lasso anyone without the porpper ten gallon hat out of the baggage claim area.

[imthefoolonthehill]

i have come to the obvious conclusion that if that happens, we wil have to fire all of our guns at once and explode into space.

[Scheherazade]

twelve monkeys

[baddad]

Imthefoolonthehill was born to be wild....live free or die.....

[imthefoolonthehill]

born to be wild, dead to be born, born to be or not to be, that is the question with only wrong answers, and this one doesn't seem to have multiple choices down the drain of self conciousness and sentient beings all seem to fail at some point or another, isn't it the machines that are the admirable ones, the ones with clear purposes for existance and which never fail intrinsically, they were never built to be destroyed, now were they?

[subterranean]

suppose so..

[Stanislaw]

hehehe I am very happy today, I bought a godzilla action figure (old school Godzilla) now my life is almost compl33t!! :D
heh heh, okay, I went a bit to far, but the Godzilla thing is really sweet it looks like this:

http://www.getnet.net/~richarde/toystore/Images/2002_1018_191147AA%20godzilla.JPG

[Jay]

Nice healthy teeth, shame I can't smell the breath :p

[subterranean]

Jay look at him....His life is almost complete..cause of the dool with the sharp teeth with dark rough skin and dirty nails..

[imthefoolonthehill]

Roaring springs into the action figureing it all out of the boxer lie la lye is that ingrediant we all have to mix with eggs in or der to make soup.

[Jay]

Nice, now I'm hungry. Let's go eat, anyone interested?

[Psyche]

After eating so much Pirate's Booty, I suppose I could nibble but nothing too heavy. cucumbers sound nice...so does coffee. I wish the receipts that print out at my work had a more clever saying than "Thanks A Latte" on them.

[Scheherazade]

I have officially run out of marks.

[Jay]

Impossible... hope it's not As though :p

[frozenlight]

99 freakin pages?! over this?!?!?! :confused:
now i know the meaning of life...
:goof:

[Jay]

99? nah, gonna be more yet ;)

[imthefoolonthehill]

here's to 100.

[Psyche]

Cheers.
http://www.topgunsinc.com/Champagne%20POP.jpg

[mono]

Cheers.
http://www.topgunsinc.com/Champagne%20POP.jpg
Some ask with bumperstickers and bracelets WWJD ("what would Jesus do")? With this, however, I ask, WWFD ("what would Freud do")?
:blush:

[Psyche]

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't hesitate to crack that baby open. (hahahaaaa, bad pun, but oh so goood!)
Here snakey snakey slithery phallic snakey....

[Stanislaw]

99 freakin pages?! over this?!?!?! :confused:
now i know the meaning of life...
:goof:

ofcourse... everyone knows its 42!

heh, now there's an overused joke!

[Scheherazade]

Funny it should come from you, Stan! ;) Welcome back! :D

[Stanislaw]

Thanks, now that I have finished with all of my major essays and papers, I can terrorize, err., visit here more often! :D

[Scheherazade]

Oh, dear! ;)

Listen up folks! Lock up your... valuables and secure your threads! Pirate on board! :D

[Jay]

*polishes the plank* I'm ready for pirates, give them here, ALL of them :p

[imthefoolonthehill]

oh me oh my i'm going to be a small fry the thing that exists beyonmd the screwdrivers doesn't want me to take the archaic notions to the scoundrel that sits upon the mighty throne above all the fish in the ocean, so the sharks cannot reach him once he takes the swimming lessons.

[Stanislaw]

*polishes the plank* I'm ready for pirates, give them here, ALL of them :p

be ye on the pyratical side, or be ye on the land lubbin' pjama wearin' ninja side, me harty?

[Jay]

me be on teh me side, that is me on teh side of teh plank that not ends in teh deep sea... that be yer side, one eyed pirata

[Stanislaw]

arrrr, so ye be the newcomer??? :D

[Jay]

aye, and ye be teh shark-food, nice meeting ya :D

[simon]

And I'll be the hurricane sweepin ya off your sea legs!

[baddad]

Markmarkmarkmarkmarkmark........hurricane this!!!

[Jay]

Tornado


:p

[subterranean]

Oh please don't talk about natural disasters...

[Stanislaw]

I realized something today, if everyone on the planet sat down and scooted around on their butt for a full minute without bumping into anything, we would achieve world peace...

[Scheherazade]

You mean to say all un-peaceful acts are committed while standing up? :goof:

[baddad]

I realized something today, if everyone on the planet sat down and scooted around on their butt for a full minute without bumping into anything, we would achieve world peace...

...........................Hmmmmm................. ...ok..........Stan?

[Stanislaw]

well, think about it, everyone would be scooting about, so it would be impossible for any conflict...

buduhm psch :D

[Jay]

Wanna see you making everyone scooting about (whatever that means :p)
Yep, me be a spoilsport ;)... ok, some even call it a pain the the mik'ta ;)

[subterranean]

I'm wondering if everyone in China is jumping at the same time, the world might have another earthquake.

[Stanislaw]

lol, i doubt it, but it would be an interesting experiment. :D

[baddad]

Hmmmm.......bum scraping MAY cause world peace, but wouldn't having the entire adult population inhale marijuana accomplish the same thing, only with less abrasions....??

[Stanislaw]

okay... the whole idea is that everyone doing one activity at the same time for any amount of time would cause world peace at that time, because everyone would be doing that activity and not focusing on fightin with eachother, so I suppose any activity woudl be acceptable. :D

[baddad]

Fine, yeah, I got that part. What I didn't get was where in your 'deep and spectacular' mind processes the bum scraping came from... ( :

[Scheherazade]

Are you really sure you want to know the answer to that question? What's more can you handle the answer? :p

[Stanislaw]

Ye be wantin' the truth, ye can't be handlin' the truth! :D

[lhaeber]

My dog is always happy after a good old fashioned bumscraping. He never needs a reason for it, either.
Wouldn't bum scraping cause a whole hey ho lot of sparks? On the carpets, at least. We could potentially have a heck of alot of electroshockpeaceactivitystimulation.

[Stanislaw]

:D and it would cut down on greenhouse gasses! :D

[baddad]

...ya know, Sher, I probably didn't want to know.......but the less-green-house-gas scenario is inviting.........sort of....... And at least lhaeber seems to be thinking clearly......sort of......

[Stanislaw]

heh heh, i didna think people thought clearly hear... what happened??? :D


*very old joke* *My kingdome for a new punch line* - Garfield

[Jay]

Or Stan could make ALL the people on the world scratch their bums instead of that... whateverwasthatoptionbefore ;) and we'd have world peace... though shaking hands might come a bit... nah, thanks :D

[imthefoolonthehill]

what we don't need is another cold or flu season for the avid pepsi drinker s because they already have wide eyes from the caffeine of 1/15 of a cup of coffee is the most over priced vehicle in the nation with stow and go seating for twelve deadly dozen men without any military training other than the things they learned inside the maximillian the third, roman general from 1492 when columbus sailed the ocean blue skys are smiling down upon us all.

[Stanislaw]

hmmm, I don't think we be assimilating him.

[Jay]

Gosh Stan!!! Holy Hannah ;) what's your avatar supposed to be? Is that someone in a VERY weird costume? :p

[Scheherazade]

No, that is Stan himself, without any disguises! :p

[Jay]

How do you know? :brow:

[Scheherazade]

It doesn't take a teacher to guess that! :D I am sure you can tell too!

[simon]

Incase anyones forgotten I just want to remind that my mark is being left.

And Stan, like your picture--Pizza the Hut? I seem to recall this from some lowball comedy but can't for the life of me state the title.

[Stanislaw]

Pizza the Hutt is from SpaceBalls by MelBrooks.

[Bongitybongbong]

are there any Children of Bodom fans here? if so Here you go (http://www.cobhc.com)

[simon]

Is that the movie where they are fighting with rings instead of light sabers and big helmet or something is in the control station with his men and they start watching the movie while it is happening? May the swartz be with you eh.

[imthefoolonthehill]

i seem to remember something about a large vaccuum cleaner

[Jay]

And Chewbecca... or however he's spelt... was something like a guy dressed in a really bad dog costume, no? And also there was a hair dryer at some point... right? :p

[Bongitybongbong]

the children of bodom I'm talking about is a band.

[imthefoolonthehill]

yeah John Candy was the dog.

[Stanislaw]

and Rick Moranis was the darthvader chap.

[imthefoolonthehill]

here we are, my long lost pity for the dogs who never have the lack of intelligence to think of the easy ways out of lifeboat is on the water the water is under the sea with sponges and the tasty syrup of strawberry pancakes.

[Stanislaw]

Welcome home my numbless frogs...

I am so very much bored. :lol:

[imthefoolonthehill]

what we as a society refuse to respect inevitably comes to the scissors which cut up the machettes where the savages in the terrible world of telephone wires and strangulation by piano chords comes into the testosterone-loaded world of ballet.