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From: University Wire
Date: 20060424
Author:Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell
University Wire
04-24-2006
(Tufts Daily) (U-WIRE) MEDFORD, Mass. -- I figured we could all use a little sick and depraved humor before exam period. So, allow me to serenade you with the following story...
Last Sunday I was pretty bored, so I decided to pop in a porno. I watch tons of porn, mostly because I have a hard time getting laid, but also because the women featured in porn are far more attractive than they are at Tufts. In any case, my roommate was busy for the entire afternoon at church helping his priest molest the best-looking alter boy, so I had the room all to ...
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