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Thread: The puzzle of the socalled "Bach variations".

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    Thank you MarkBastable - for your epistle on behalf of the 'educated and neutral' observers of this thread !

    Inspired by your comments I am about to deliver a statement of my own - on behalf of the longsuffering intelligensia of New Zealand, Florida and Nova Scotia. Whose relevance to this thread may be equal to your own. Since it has not escaped them that the subject of this thread was/is '''the puzzle of the so-called 'Bach variations''' and its true author has had nothing to say of the subject for some posts. (Having disappeared in a haze of carefully laid smoke - obscured by the garrulous form of one MarkBastable) !

    With an education like yours we can only suppose it's a short time before Nicholas Roerich (and a globally sanitised 'education' system constructed on his legacy by men who use lipstick) award you 3 stars on your homework.

    '''For outstanding contributions to the subject of Bach variations'', of course !

    (Muted applause/camera cuts to cornflakes ad/nervous rustling of papers/compere clears his throat/nervous laughter).

    Camera returns to studio -

    'And now, on the subject of 'Bach Variations'.................... LOL !!!


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    I have to say that, to the educated and neutral observer, Yanni's theory looks no more or less preposterous than Musicology's.
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    'It all boils down really to the identity of the Vyborg Nicolay (+1819/20)'

    Here is all I have on the subject:

    Magistrate and archivist Christopher Ludwig Nicolay (d.1758) married Sophie Charlotte Faber and issued Baron Ludwig Heinrich von Nicolay (1737-1820) of Mon Repos. He married Joanna Margarethe Poggenpohl. Their issue was Count Paul von Nicolay (1777-1866) who married Princess Alexandrine Simplicie de Broglie-Revel. And so it goes on...sources are mixed. No idea about Sir George Amyand, Baron Alexander Stroganov, F.M.Grimm.

    Anyway, back to Bach, Handel et al...I have copies of Frederick Nicolays will, Hyatt King's 'Some British Collectors of Music' and Donald Burrows paper 'The Royal Music Library and its Handel Collection' that I could look through. What do you feel may help the discussion's 'enlightenment' exactly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Musicology View Post
    .... the garrulous form of one MarkBastable
    Coming from you, this can only be irony...

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    Iron is an essential nutrient and there are well documented cases where its replenishment can restore the subject of forum discussions. The credit belongs to Nature. Iron is consumed in small quantities as part of a balanced diet/discussion. And, in our case, its absence has been identified as a problem.

    http://www.ext.colostate.edu/pubs/foodnut/09356.html

    http://www.springerlink.com/content/05gj671423jp612u/

    But a good judge always provides remedy -

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wogbmRo8PKc&feature=fvst

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    Coming from you, this can only be irony...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyNic View Post
    'It all boils down really to the identity of the Vyborg Nicolay (+1819/20)'

    Here is all I have on the subject:

    Magistrate and archivist Christopher Ludwig Nicolay (d.1758) married Sophie Charlotte Faber and issued Baron Ludwig Heinrich von Nicolay (1737-1820) of Mon Repos. He married Joanna Margarethe Poggenpohl. Their issue was Count Paul von Nicolay (1777-1866) who married Princess Alexandrine Simplicie de Broglie-Revel. And so it goes on...sources are mixed. No idea about Sir George Amyand, Baron Alexander Stroganov, F.M.Grimm.

    Anyway, back to Bach, Handel et al...I have copies of Frederick Nicolays will, Hyatt King's 'Some British Collectors of Music' and Donald Burrows paper 'The Royal Music Library and its Handel Collection' that I could look through. What do you feel may help the discussion's 'enlightenment' exactly?
    I have provided you, GuyNic, with a good starting point(to your search for roots) in my previous but you bypassed it. Try to interpret what you read below and, if stuck somewhere, just ask:

    (If Aymand, Grimm and Saint Germain confuse you, leave them out for the time being, bearing in mind however they all relate to Russia)

    It all boils down really to the identity of the Vyborg Nicolay (+1819/20), same man imo as Sir George Amyand, Baron Alexander Stroganov, F.M.Grimm etc etc (the many etc's not to be underestimated) ie "le comte de Saint Germain".

    Alternatively, to the true identity of the russian minister of foreign affairs, 1807-1812, Nikolay Petrovich (Rumyantzev) whose duties seem to be identical to those of Count Soltikoff ....now the Imperial Minister of Foreign Affairs(Sept 1807 he replaced Budberg)*

    (1807, 16.07., Carl Ludwig Cocceji wellcomes Napoleon in Glogau during Tilsit). -one of the etc's!

    May 1808 count Rumyantzev , head of Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Russia, invites Capodistria to serve in his Ministry and sends him his travel expenses .Capodistria leaves Corfu for Russia in July and, in same month(?) ....visits Baron Nicolai in Finnland wherefrom he writes to his father on the beautifull country side of Monrepos, Vyborg landscaped by the Baron, to suit “philosophers and scientists”. (Eleni Koukkou, Ioannis Capodistrias, 14th edition, Athens 2001, page 31)

    Great interests go hand in hand with greater lies, least of them music!

    *See "Flower's Political review and monthly register. (monthly miscellany)" by Benjamin Flower p81: "Soltikoff" becomes "Romantzov" on the same day (Lord Gower to one of the Cannings), Sept 1807!!


    (And in fact an Ivan Petrovich Saltykov is registered as owner of the Vyborg estate in 1786 http://www.lib.helsinki.fi/elektra/summary.html : The site doesn't load no more, so here is the exact quote: ...September 1786, when pomeshchiki of Kivennapa parish in the province of Vyborg General Fieldmarshal Count Ivan Petrovich Saltykov and his wife Dar'ia Petrovna Saltykova (neé Chernysheva) applied for permission to mortgage their peasants. )

    You may also go back to Alexanderpalace.org's forum and look for threads by Nevsky 17* and may also try 'Nikolai Rumyantsev in Russian History' by Vladimir F. Molchanov.

    As for Frederick Nicolay's will and/or his relations to Handel/Bach: I expect nothing of significance is included, please prove me wrong nevertheless!

    Regards.

    *http://forum.alexanderpalace.org/ind...?topic=11715.0

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    A little poetry next!

    To be, or not to be: that is the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
    Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
    And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
    No more; and by a sleep to say we end
    The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
    That flesh is heir to...

    The Rumyantsev-Saltycov-Nicolai identity struggle began in fact after the socalled battle of Kunersdorf (July 1759)*, where the russian and austrian forces led by a general, later known by all these names, all of a sudden decided to retreat instead of overrunning Prussia, thus saving the face and securing the fate of Kaiser Fritz (who selected to end his version of Prussia's rise to power, published after his death, with this specific battle, attributing the fact to a miracle!)

    The Kaiser hosted, allegedly (history's spin doctors all giving their different version of SG's whereabouts at the time), Le comte de Saint Germain in the spring of the following year in Berlin and San Soucci, March to May, and after that he replaced Voltaire with "Rousseau" as his favorite author.

    N.J.Jacquin’s "Enumeratio systematica plantarum" was published 1760**, Vienna. Linnaeus complimented him: I have seldom seen such a small booklet so rich in golden knowledge. I read it during the evening and could not sleep at night because I dreamed of your beautiful plants.

    Baron (1806 and earlier) Nikolaus Joseph Jacquin's limited biography data*** link him strongly to Le comte de Saint Germain (Gioachino-Jacquin-Cocchi).

    He, allegedly, left Cuba in 1759 and arrived in Vienna in July of the same year, and the expedition was considered to have been an unqualified success. Carl Linnaeus, hearing of the expedition, initiated what would become a lifelong correspondence with Jacquin, writing him congratulations in a letter of August 1, 1759. He welcomed Jacquin as "the ambassador of Flora itself, bringing us the treasures from foreign worlds...

    A 250 year anniversary was celebrated August this year for his last home, Mon Repos in Vyborg, Carelia. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XObJTHO3yhs

    Why 250 years?

    Well, that's another puzzle for our historian friends to solve, isn't it?

    *http://www.wordiq.com/definition/Battle_of_Kunersdorf Look also for the role of a "chevalier de Nicolai" in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Minden : De Nicolai "should have joined the right wing, where Broglio commanded, before eight o'clock, but was too late in arriving ; and when Broglio commanded him immediately to attack, he said that they must still wait for the marquis de Beaupreau. This was too late for Contades"

    **See Reverend Baron Claude Denis Cochin(?), associate of Buffon and Rousseau, (post 144 of http://www.online-literature.com/for...=15023&page=10) collecting the West Indies flora specimens himself, at Fort Duquesne, at the confluence of the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers ....towards the end of 1755 !

    ***http://enc.tfode.com/Nikolaus_von_Jacquin
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    To continue on "Nicolay:

    A rare book linking "our" Frederick Nicolay to Handel's librettist Paolo Rolli....

    Il Decameron Di Messer Giovanni Boccaccio
    London-Thomas Edlin, 1725. Very Good Book A scarce edition of this famous and important work with an interesting provenance. Bound in leather with gilt lettering and decoration. This edition of TheDecameron is a direct reprint of the 1527 edition, including the frontispiece and title page, with additional editorial matter. Includes two engraved plates, the frontispiece by Baron after Grisoni and a portrait of Boccaccio engraved by Auber. With the ink signature of Frederick Nicolay to the 1527 title page. With the dedication by Paolo Rolli. The three-pagelist of subscribers includes numerous eminent names. Paolo Antonio Rolli, 1687-1765, was an Italian librettist and poet. He was trained by Gian Vincenzo Gravina, and worked in London from 1715-44. He wrote librettos for numerous Italian operas, and worked frequently with composer Giovanni Bononcini. In addition to his work as a libretist, Rolli wrote poetry, cantata texts, satires and translations. Rolli published an Italian verse translation of Milton's Paradise Lost, widely considered the finest in any language. Frederick de Nicolay was born in Saxe-Gotha and died 16 May 1809 at St James Palace, London. Frederick was introduced to King George III, with whom he became a very great favourite, andremained ever after the confidential friend of both their Majesties, as well as of their family. He lived in St. James's Palace. Nicolay became Chief Clerk to the British Treasury. Condition: The binding is tight and firm. The front board is missing, and the rear board and free-endpaper are detached. There is wear to the extremities, including rubbing and discoloured marks, with loss to the spine, including the spine label. Internally however the pagesare brightwith only some intermittent light background spots, becoming prominent to the first few pages only as to be expected. The front free-endpaper has a very small section missing to the top corner. Overall the condition is fair but with a very good interior and would make a very good copy once rebound. Priced to allow for the excellent binding it deserves.
    [Bookseller: Alibris]


    ...has already been commented in an adjacent thread as...

    Obviously a Saxegothan with strong links to pre 1725 Florence!

    A search was then initiated on "Paolo Rolli" which produced his lost portrait....

    http://www.operatoday.com/content/20...portrait_o.php

    ...bearing enough similarity to our own previous "Gerhard van Swieten" and his multiple identity revelation (same man as Ant.Cocchi/Handel/Bach/Cl.Amyand)...

    http://neuroactivity.org/neurology/cluster-headache/

    ...to cure, not just our, but every musicologist's migraine once and for all!

    Explanation:

    "Paolo Rolli" was one more penname of Dr Antonio Cocchi (aka Dr Claudius Amyand, Dr Gerhard van Swieten, G.FHandel, J.S.Bach).

    "Frederick de Nicolay" aka Claudius Amyand jr (and/or George Amyand) aka Gioachino Cocchi etc etc aka baron Nikolaus Joseph de Jacquin, aka "Le comte de Saint Germain", was his son.

    Moreover, "Frederick de Nicolay" had a lot in common with Immanuel Kant as we'll see in next!

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    Still more poetry

    Following his 1794 expulsion from Modena (under The Holy Roman Empire) and his subsequent nine month imprisonment at Innsbruck and trial in Vienna, Sir Levet Hanson sought refuge in various german courts, to settle 1797-1807 in Erlangen/Sachsen Gotha to then move to Stockholm and next to Copenhagen, 1811, where he died in 1814. A close friend and associate of Lord Nelson, he is mostly known today for his “Accurate Historical Account of all the Orders of Knighthood at present existing in Europe”, Hamburg/London 1803, dedicated to Nelson.
    His less known “Miscellaneous compositions in verse”, Copenhagen, 1811, provides the required evidence to this post’s title however!
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    A “Frederick Baron de Nicolay”-listed among his subscribers for both works- is described as “late Secretary of Legation to the Russian Diplomatic Mission Resident to the Court of London” , the word “late” used because, later on in this last book, we learn that this same Baron de Nicolay, in some next academic capacity, was leaving the University of Erlangen, on the Easter Eve of 1796, and his followers, students or otherwise, dedicated some verse to his honour on his album or “stem-buch”, so good and revealing that Sir Levett took then the trouble to translate them for his readers, us included.

    A most touching poem, by a Baron de Schraeder, bears the Title “To Piso” (“an artless Muse”, as Schraeder writes ) and tells us that Baron Nicolay is set and ready for.....

    “far distant states/and over Moscovia’s coast shall stray”

    .....schraeding to pieces, with Levet's assistance, the whole Babylon Tower or pile of grove-ling garbage of current encyclopedic Nikolai myths and Nicolay creative biography tales:

    Among the various “Nicolay(i)s” online biographies etcs, you see, NONE wants any of their subjects teaching at Erlangen in any capacity, OR leaving for “Moscovia” on the above or any other date, OR linking in such clarity the London Nicolays (royal pages, musicians) to their German or French or Russian Nicolai counterparts, BECAUSE, among other more important revelations, the poem's title and the specific verse tells us that Immanuel Kant, Baron Frederick de Nicolay and Jean Jacques Rousseau were one and the same person.


    http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nicolai
    http://www.deutsche-biographie.de/ar...19-209-01.html
    http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Hanson,_Levett_(DNB00)
    Johann Georg Nicolai (1720–1788): Nicolai, Johann Georg (Organist; Komponist; 1720 bis 1788) –No content
    Karl Heinrich Nicolai (1739–1823): Nicolai, Karl Heinrich (evangelischer Prediger; Schriftsteller; Schulmann; Naturforscher; 1739 bis 1823) –No content
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolay_(family)
    http://www.bl.uk/reshelp/findhelpres...icnicolay.html

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    The poem's title, "To Piso", and the specific verse:

    Piso never was a muse! Schraeder, in his farewell ode to Frederick de Nicolay in 1796, is certainly referring to Gaius Calpurnius Piso, the Roman senator who inherited from his father (never identified) connection with many distinguished families, and from his mother great wealth...... sang on the tragic stage, wrote poetry, played an expert game of draughts.... was good-looking, affable, and an excellent orator and advocate in the courts. Despite these facts Piso's overall integrity was questionable.... and in 65 A.D. led a secret initiative to replace Emperor Nero that became known as the Pisonian Conspiracy. Piso leveraged senatorial anger with Emperor Nero to gain power... ...all attributes fully descriptive of “our hero”, as readers of Yanni’s posts are aware by now.

    Schraeder in other words is eloquently critisiziing (“not an artfull muse”, he writes) his former professor whose participation in the 1792 events in Paris is known to him. His verse is really a “good ridance” wish in disguise: Baron de Nicolay HAD to leave Erlangen in a hurry, Easter of 1796, destination Russia, Schraeder blows the whistle on him and so does Levet, 15 years later in 1811, failing at the same time to absolve the Royal House of England from their involvement not just in the 1792 events in Paris but also from later events that followed their "trusted top page/musician's" summer 1796 Moscovia mission:

    The death, propably, of Tzarina Catherine II (17 November [O.S. 6 November] 1796) and the two attempts against the life of her successor, Tzar Paul I, in 1800 and 1801,the second succeeding (+March, 1801).

    As for "Immanuel Kant"*:

    Mid-semester 1796 he ended his lectures at Koenigsberg University and left the city, destination and reasons unknown. His researchers are in disagreement as to the exact date of his departure:

    Kant’s Retirement from Teaching: The amount of disagreement as to when Kant actually stopped teaching is quite remarkable.[1] It appears that his last day of teaching was July 23, 1796[2] — but even if this date is correct, it is not unproblematic. Arnoldt lists the beginning- and end-dates of Kant’s logic lectures for SS 1796 as April 11 (Monday) and July 23 (Saturday); the beginning-date is what one would expect: Easter fell on March 27 that year, the new rector would have been elected the following Sunday (April 3), and classes would have begun eight days after the election. But logic meets on a Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday schedule, so it is unclear why Kant would have met for the last time on a Saturday. Repetitoria always met on Saturday, but Kant is not listed as having offered one this semester — and in any event, they are given their own beginning and end-dates, and treated as a separate course offering. His physical geography course met on Wednesday and Saturday as usual, and is listed as beginning and ending on Wednesday: April 13 and July 13 [Arnoldt 1908-9, iv.431, v.327]. In any event, Kant stopped in mid-semester, possibly at the beginning of the mid-semester break (the so-called “Dog Days” vacation). He had also ended his lectures somewhat early the previous several semesters.

    [1] Borowski reported that Kant “gave his public lectures until 1797, but had already given up the private lectures in 1793.” Jachmann reported that “he limited his teaching in J. 1794” given his growing weakness from old age. Rink reported that he stopped lecturing in the middle of 1795. Hasse reported that he hadn’t held any lectures since 1793. Schubert reported that he gave up his private lectures in WS 1795/96, and continued to teach only his public courses (logic and metaphysics), quitting these at the end of the SS 1797. Having described taking Kant’s lectures during WS 1793/94, Reusch wrote: “Kant only read for another semester, suspended his lectures, gradually also his walks” [repr. in Malter 1990, 401]. See Arnoldt’s discussion [1908-9, v.328-31].
    [2] This dating depends on two sources: (1) an undated letter to Fichte, that Arthur Warda has been able to assign the date 13 October 1797, in which Kant wrote that the weakness accompanying his old age “forced him to give up lecturing one and one-half years ago” — which places the end-date around April 1796, and (2) university records that show Kant ending his physical geography lectures for SS 1796 on July 13, and his logic lectures on July 23. See Warda [1901, 88].
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    Koenigsberg (Kaliningrad today) was ofcourse the best and safest way to reach Saint Petersburg travelling from Erlangen in 1796!

    *Kant was offered, 23 November 1769, a newly created logic and metaphysics teaching post at Erlangen which he allegedly declined a month later.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaius_Calpurnius_Piso
    http://www.manchester.edu/kant/profe...tm#erlangens):
    http://www.manchester.edu/kant/profe...sKantsRise.htm

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    Applied philosophy

    Having long concluded already http://www.online-literature.com/for...t=35779&page=3, that this story’s multifaced hero, as Stroganov-Saltycov-Rumyantzev-Saint Germain, was behind the “removal” of Peter III in 1762, the enthronement of Catherine II and the death of his own son, Paul I, in 1801, a simple affirmation that, by all indications, Catherine was also assassinated in November 1796, might seem biased somehow, the more so after the recent addition to the list of Saint Germain’s other aliases (that already includes JJRousseau and FMGrimm) of Immanuel Kant, founder of transcendental philosophy or “Kantianism”.
    The barrier into Kant’s "transcendent" must therefore be lifted and relative research must look “beyond what our faculty of knowledge can legitimately know” to present some at least from many available indications leading to this last conclusion.

    Furthermore, having in previous included the Royal House of England among the suspects, the somewhat oldfashioned principle of objectivity must be observed before passing final judgement as, again by all indications, they* do not seem to be the “master-mind” of this machiavellian 18th century plot that shaped our western world eversince, the ugly, covert part of diplomacy left in the competent hands of William Pitt jr (+1806), conspicuous as an incomparable manager of men and finances; so too, as a man who would resort to harsh measures and his bankers/spies/executors, Messrs “Amyand & Illuminated Associates” on who the finger must really be pointed for masterminding and personaly taking part in the ascend into a better world of Catherine II as well!

    Let us therefore return to our timeline to see what gives:

    Eastern Eve 1796 Baron Frederick de Nicolay leaves Erlangen for Moscovia and, around July 1796, Immanuel Kant also interrupts his teaching post and leaves Koenigsberg with no apparent reason.

    25th August 1796 count Alexander Sergeievich Stroganov, then Grand Chamberlain of the Imperial Court (1796), is host to Catherine and Gustavus IX of Sweden in his Dacha on the Neva. ( http://www.taleon.ru/taleonclub_ru/P...7/98-110-0.pdf)

    7 November [O.S. 6 November] 1796,Catherine II dies of undefined causes with yet another Soltykoff, General Nikolai Ivanovich Soltykoff (1736 - 1816), new to this thread, bypassing the imperial chamberlain(!!), to take charge of things in the royal chambers and see her last. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_...evich_Saltykov **

    Upon the accession of Catherine's son, Paul I, in 1796, Dashkova and all of Catherine's favorites and supporters were exiled to a small village outside Novgorod. (For Grimm’s factotum, Dashkova, and her “Ivan Saltycov” who “didn’t know a thing about music”etc see post 28 of http://www.online-literature.com/for...t=35779&page=2)

    We are not sure if Paul I did expell a "Nicolai" along the rest of “Catherine favorites” in 1796/1797 however:

    "A" "Ferdinand Friedrich von Nicolai", Prussia’s general as from 1786 etc etc, was only send 1801 (to 1803), ie after Paul's own assasination, to the court of Saint Petersberg to be next appointed Prussia’s State and War Minister to then retire, February 1806, and die, 14. May 1814, in Ludwigsburg. "Allegedly"! http://www.deutsche-biographie.de/ar...23-579-01.html

    Having already outlined the problematic existence of the clusters (or variations, to honour Handel/Bach) of Nicolays, Rumyantzevs and Saltykovs in this thread and others, I’ll spare myself the pain to repeat it and focus next posts on Kant’s “presences" from 1796 onwards, on Friedrich von Nicolai the Berlin/Leipzig publisher, on some of Rousseau's "alter egos", stll alive post 1796, and finally on Catherine’s doctors, Dimsdale/Amyand/Cocchi among others.


    *Britain was heavily indebted at the time and "bankers" were in control of London and other major capitals. Levet, in 1811, spilled the beans on the royal page "de Nicolay" following King George's last serious health crisis and the appointment of the Regent in 1810. Levet's action is undoubtably related to the rivalry between Lord Castlereigh and George Canning (their duel Sept 1809 followed by Canning publishing his version of the story six months later) running in parallel to the one between the Regent and his father.


    ** For Alexei Dim. Saltycov, the Indian of Leroux's "Phantom of the Opera", see http://www.online-literature.com/for...threadid=40910

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    Kant's 1796 and later "presences" ie evidence of his whereabouts.

    Kant's biographies, in general, large as they are on his opus, fall rather short on life details, depicting a lifelong bachelor philosophe, a hermit who spend all his life teaching at Koenigsberg...until he quits his post, midsemester 1796 as per previous, to then publish:
    1796 [Soemmerring], 1797 [Metaphysics of Moral], 1798 [Conflict of the Faculties], 1798 [Anthropology], 1798 [Making Books], 1803 [On Education] and an Opus postumum in 1804....
    ....all by a “promising”* (Matthias) Friedrich Nicolovius (1768-1836)...born in Königsberg, where he attended the Collegium Fridericianum and then the university (matriculation: 1 Oct 1784) etc who started his publishing business in 1790 with Kant’s works** mainly.

    Inbetween these works Kant finds it of importance to disassociate himself*** from the Berlin publisher Nicolai (his alter ego, imo) with On Turning Out Books. Two Letters to Mr. Friedrich Nicolai from Immanuel Kant.”( Königsberg: Friedrich Nicolovius, 1798).
    Nicolai, conveniently described today as...
    -Kant’s target in these open letters is Christoph Friedrich Nicolai (1733-1811), a successful Berlin author and book publisher, friend of Lessing and Mendelssohn, a man of empiricist tastes and a “popular” philosopher, who founded the Allgemeine deutsche Bibliothek in 1765 and served as its editor for forty years
    ....and in the past as...
    -(Goethe): PROKTOPHANTASMIST: A German coinage meaning "Rump-ghostler"--the Greek: proktos, "anus" + phantasma, "phantom"; the last syllable is also homophonous with the German word for dung (mist). The character caricatures Friedrich Nicolai (1773-1811), who opposed modern movements in German thought and literature and had parodied Goethe's The Sorrows of Young Werther ( I 774)****.

    Needles perhaps to note that Goethe's proktophantasmist is nowhere to be found post 1796 as well! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...edrich_Nicolai

    Finally: If Rousseau had Mme d’Epinay to assist him in his Confessions, if Le Comte de Saint Germain had von Gleichen, if Gluck had Grimm and Grimm had Dashkova etc etc, all verifying separate identities and existence of the same man, so did Kant: Very busy after 1800, he employed Yachmann: Jachmann’s biography of Kant (1804) was begun in 1800 or earlier at Kant’s request, and for which he solicited Kant’s written help with a list of 56 questions, although Kant was unable to answer them for lack of strength

    Conclusion: There is no availbale evidence online that Kant resided permanently -or at all-in Kaliningrad, post 1796. He ordered and edited his own biography but was "unable" to supply author Yachmann with details.

    *Matthias Friedrich, allegedly...had a twin brother, Balthasar, and an older brother Georg Heinrich Ludwig (1767-1839), who worked in the Prussian ministry for church and educational affairs in Prussia. Their father was the Hofrat Matthias Balthasar Nicolovius (1717-1778), a friend of Kant’s. [Jachmann 1912, 151] : Propably his son, our hero maintaining his monumental cheekiness all along!
    **He also published works by J. G. Hamann, and Kotzebue, among others, both related to “Saint Germain”.
    ***The tryck also used for and by other aliases of “him”.
    ****Goethe coined his prokto term post 1800 ('The complete works of Sir Walter Scott: with a biography", Vol I by Sir Walter Scott): He was propably among the audience of Nicolai, who cooly read his account of his own phantastic illness, attributing it to events of early 1791, that resulted to his phantom seeing later on. Goethe certainly regretted the term soon after (Feb 1810 when Von Gleichen is in Leipzig with Goethe and (later Dresden’s Russian governor) Repnin), his Faust only completed much later, when he knew- and still could live with- the whole hi-story!

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    The publisher Christoph Friedrich Nicolai and his whereabouts 1796 and later.

    That’s how the title should really read but, convinced already- thru parallel research-that Immanuel Kant, J.J. Rousseau, the royal page/professor Frederick de Nicolay and the publisher/author Friedrich Nicolai were some of the many aliases of the same person, my hero, the initiative was taken to check him out a little more, including earlier dates, and was accordingly rewarded.

    Starting with Wikipedia: Their brief article on Friedrich*, does him injustice, his “nothing like Kant” halfidiotic description accompanied by a fitting portrait. Nevertheless there is no reference therein on any post 1796 activity. Furthermore the article’s author does provide us with a very usefull Nicolai's Bildniss und Selbsbiographie was published by Moses Samuel Löwe in the Bildnisse jetzt lebender Berliner Gelehrter, in 1806 ie Nicolai had his own biography written, just like Kant, by an unknown(link returns empty) “ Moses Samuel Loewe”.

    Further research then resulted to more finds, summarised below:.

    -In 1760 Nicolai was married to Elisabeth Macaria Schaarschmidt († 1793), daughter of the King‘s doctor Prof. Samuel Schaarschmidt (of unknown biography), and had eight children who all died before him
    - as from 1792 he had to move publishing his Allgemeine Deutsche Bibliothek( ended 1796) from Berlin to Kiel because of the oppressive censorship in Berlin and, quite rationally for a halfidiot, opposed at the time Lavater’s “devil” http://www.h-net.org/reviews/showrev.php?id=8087.
    - Of Nicolai's independent works, perhaps the only one which has some historical value is his Anekdoten von Friedrich II (1788-1792). His romances are forgotten, although Das Leben und die Meinungen des Herrn Magister Sebaldus Nothanker (1773-1776), and his satire on Goethe's Werther, Freuden des jungen Werthers (1775), had a certain reputation in their day....between 1788 and 1796, Nicolai published in twelve volumes a Beschreibung einer Reise durch Deutschland und die Schweiz, which bears witness to the narrow conservatism of his views in later life.
    (To orient the reader, chronologicaly: Robespierre was arrested on the 27th of July 1794 along with other Jacobin leader and was guillotined without trial. The directors dissolved the Paris Commune on the 26th of October 1795.)
    -A Nicolai son worked for his father 1789-1795 and there also was a sister, Wilhelmime, residing in Leipsig. (Pamela Eve Selwyn)
    -Nicolai writes a letter to his daughter Wilhelmine, 23 April 1796, Leipzig (P.E.Swelyn's book includes many letters to Nicolay but few from him)
    - When the monthly Berlinische Monatsschrift (where Kant had nearly all his essays published) came to its definite end in 1796** ( they also moved to Jena in 1792 to avoid the Berlin censorship) his son, Carl August Nicolai, hosted one of the Ber.Mon. publishers, Johann Erich Biester, in his next “Berlinische Blätter” quarterly (July 97 to April 98) where Kant published yet another essay. http://www.manchester.edu/kant/helps/PeriodFrames.html
    -Friedrich Nicolay authored “Immanuel Kant's Kennzeichen der Philosophie oder Weischeitsliebe im reinsten Sinne des Worts”, Frankfurt und Leipzig(?), 1796 (A few pages only. He is taking his distances from Kant in panic!), “NEUN GESPRAECHE ZWISCHEN CHRISTIAN WOLFF UND EINEM KANTIANER ueber Kants metaphysische Anfangsgrunde der Rechtslehre und der Tugendlehre”, Berlin/Stettin, 1798, “UEBER MEINE KENNTNISS DER KRITISCHEN PHILOSOPHIE und meine Schriften dieselbe betreffend, und ueber die Herren Kant, J.B. Erhard, und Fichte. Eine Beylage zu den neun Gespraechen zwischen Christian Wolf und einem Kantianer” Berlin/Stettin, 1799
    -Nicolai did create and confirm his own idiocy thru his "An Account of the Apparition of Several Phantoms." The German Museum (1800), before his final
    -PHILOSOPHISCHE ABHANDLUNGEN Berlin/Stettin, 1808

    ...all quite interesting-proving more or less that the author/philosophe/publisher left Berlin earlier than 1796, having done his best until then to associate himself with Kant and to then reverse course with a 180, never lost his ironclad humor etc-but not quite what we were looking for. This came when, looking for Nicolai and his friends in the Manchester site, another periodical appeared where Kant also published his essay 'Teleological Principles' in 1788:"Teutsche Merkur”, Publisher: Christoph Martin Wieland [bio], Weimar (Carl Ludolf Hoffmanns Verlag). Dates of Publication: Feb. 1773-1789.

    Opening Wieland’s previous “[bio]” one learns that Kant not only spoke and thought like Wieland in 1795 but looked like him too: Purgstall had seen and associated with "both men" and with Goethe as well. Goethe on the other hand avoids mentioning Purgstall’s comment*** but does inform us that Wieland was in Kiel, December 1796. As for Kant himself: He sought to have his portraits****, pre 1796, “made up”.
    Here is relative quote from Wielands 'bio' on Kant/Wieland:

    1786 (Dec 7): Member of the Berlin Academy of Sciences.Born (Sep 5) in Bieberach, died (Jan 20) in Weimar. A poet, classicist, and man of letters. His teaching career at Erfurt was brief. Closely associated with the court at Weimar. Founded and edited the important journal of literature, Der Teutsche Merkur (Frankfurt and Leipzig, 1773-1789). Published the first German translations of many of Shakespeare’s plays (1762-6). When Purgstall visited Kant in 1795, he thought Kant resembled Wieland: “You will be amazed who I think Kant resembles; in his wide-ranging speech, in his long parenthetical remarks, sometimes even in his language — with — the crazy Wieland!”[1] Kant and Wieland were inducted into the Berlin Academy of Sciences on the same day. [Letters: 73, 73A, 74, ++++] [Sources: ADB]

    Which proves our point all along that Kant and Wieland and therefore Rousseau(see The puzzle of Beethoven's Kochs! - Page 9) and Nicolai/de Nicolay were the same person and, after the death of Catherine II*****, “they all” returned to Kiel, an ideal harbour to return home by ship from Saint Petersberg if Koenigsberg has to be avoided.


    * based on: Chisholm, Hugh, ed (1911). Encyclopćdia Britannica (Eleventh ed.). Cambridge University Press.
    ** On the last page of the December 1796 issue is an “Abschied von den Lesern” written by J. E. Biester, indicating that this was to be the last issue, noting that the journal had begun in January 1783, thus completing 28 volumes [with 2 vols per year].
    ***Begegnungen und Gespräche: 1793-1799 by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    ****The Life of Immanuel Kant J. H. Stuckenberg
    *****Catherine initiated censorship of authors, publishers, printers, and booksellers, September 1796. She had banned all freemason lodges in 1792, their leader, "a" Shakespearean Nicolai Novikov-looking a lot like a younger, properly russianised Wieland-jailed later on, etc etc, allegedly!!

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    More on Kant/Nicolay(i)/Sinterklaas* and his “applied trancendentalism” practices.

    Further to the realisation that “all indications” point to Tzarina Catherine’s assassination November 1796, a previous murder, that of Gustav III of Sweden, was examined:

    October 1791 Gustav concluded an eight years' defensive alliance with the empress, who thereby bound herself to pay her new ally an annual subsidy of 300,000 roubles.Gustav now aimed at forming a league of princes against the Jacobins, and subordinated every other consideration to this goal. His profound knowledge of popular assemblies enabled him, alone among contemporary sovereigns, accurately to gauge from the first the scope and bearing of the French Revolution.
    The Treaty of Yassy, a pact between Russia and the Ottoman Empire confirming Russia domination in the Black Sea was signed January 9th, 1792
    Gustav III was lethaly wounded during a masquerade ball at the Royal Opera in Stockholm, March 16, 1792*.


    For this last “tentative mission”, all important aliases of Le comte de Saint Germain/G.Cocchi&Co were then checked through and here are the results :

    • Joseph Haydn, end of November 1791, visited Cambridge to appear again 14th June 1792 in Windsor Castle and Ascot for the races, to the return to Vienna.
    • F.M.Grimm,, the last foreigner to leave Paris, February 1792, was last seen in Coblenz soon after.
    • P.M.Hennin was decommissioned from the French Foreign Office March 1792 .
    • Gottfried Van Swieten On 2 January 1793, he sponsored in Vienna a performance of Mozart's Requiem as a benefit concert for Constanze; He was also reported to have helped arrange for the education of Mozart's son Karl in Prague....but it's very unlikely he ever returned to Vienna after late 1791-early 1792 http://www.mozartforum.com/Contempor...en_Contemp.htm
    • For Kant/de Nicolay/Nicolai see previous.
    • There are no alibi providing data on record online for re period on Von Gleichen, Christoph Martin Wieland, George Amyand Cornwall, Alexander Ser. Stroganov either.


    Same for November 1796 for all the above.

    *With regard to Gustav's murder, "Nicolai Novikov", at the time allegedly held without formal trial and imprisonment in the Shlisselburg Fortress on the Neva, has a further rock- solid alibi in his defense however: His friend Dashkova....In a letter dated July 1792, Dashkova went to the defense of Novikov and appealed to the commander-in-chief of Moscow, A. A. Prozorovskii.45 http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...g=content;col1.

    (continued)


    *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus.
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    Hmmm.... Yes. The masquerade ball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billl View Post
    Hmmm.... Yes. The masquerade ball.
    So you don't believe in Santa Claus, huh?

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    I don't know. Actually, there appears to be rather less drama than I had hoped for from a Masquerade ball murder.

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    For drama, try 'Nathan the wise' by Lessing, 1779, the motif of the Ring Parable borrowed from Boccaccio's Decameron (see previous post on Claude Amyand/Paolo Rolli/Nicolay and the specific book)
    http://www.coursesindrama.com/module...er=1&itemid=89

    Lessing's biography compares to that of Santa Claus btw!
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    This thread, already rated #1-#4 (among some six hundred thousand when googling for 'Bach variations'), will not examine, as previously announced, 'Catherine’s doctors, Dimsdale/Amyand/Cocchi among others'* and is hereby terminated.

    My thanks to all who participated and my apologies to those whose fundamental beliefs were overturned. Mine were too, for what's worth.


    *Their data and interlinkage , easily to be found on the web and, now, expanded and interpreted, deemed superfluous.
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    When I google "Bach Variations", I don't get this thread in the first 4 pages (after that, I stopped looking), so google might be figuring your interests and previous searches into the results that you are seeing.

    Or maybe I'm doing it wrong?

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    You may be right (in fact I refused to believe in the past that Google adapts search results to the individual user, letting him enjoy his own "truth" sort of). No matter, the subject is closed anyhow.

    Quote Originally Posted by billl View Post
    When I google "Bach Variations", I don't get this thread in the first 4 pages (after that, I stopped looking), so google might be figuring your interests and previous searches into the results that you are seeing.

    Or maybe I'm doing it wrong?
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    Cocchi

    There has been no paucity of ideas advanced by a Member of O.L. regarding an individual with “thousands of aliases;” there may be some benefit in allowing art to imitate life (or vice-versa).
    If it is true that imagination is the Workshop of the Mind, we may do well to also delve into the “highways and byways” of that most versatile of genres, Science Fiction. After separating the wheat from the chaff, so to speak, we have seen many resourceful - even ingenious - examples of storytelling displayed on both the Small and Silver Screens. There is, of course, merit in our intellectual exercise. Art in all its multifaceted adaptability can take us into that “Undiscovered Country” of the impossible. That being said, are we truly examining a meme of “Truth Stranger than Fiction” or are we contemplating theories and assertions so outlandish; so inconceivable that only the realm of fantasy can explain them? To paraphrase the memorable words of Arthur C. Clarke: “Technology of a sufficiently advanced level is indistinguishable from magic.”
    Let us open the door to one such exercise.
    The American television franchise Star Trek has impressed both critics and viewers for decades. On many levels, it was (and still is) considered a bellwether; many issues relating to the Human Condition are fearlessly analyzed - and dramatized - at the same time.
    So…
    Let us dim the lights, sit back with some popcorn, beverages, Buffalo wings, hot dogs and candy, and view some scenes from the Episode That Should Have Been:


    (Scene: the Captain’s Ready Room on the Galaxy Class Starship Enterprise NCC-1701-D):

    Picard: “Captain’s Log, Stardate 23109.43, 2300 hours. I have summoned several members of the Senior Staff to discuss a most unusual and unexpected matter. Three days have elapsed since a probe of unknown origin was transported on-board the ship and analyzed. Mr. LaForge and Mr. Data were able to access its most arcane circuitry and interpret the message held in its central processor. Evidently, Data’s creator, Dr. Noonien Soong, left a variety of stones unturned in his endeavors. Some conundrums thicken with age and I have made it a priority to delve into this matter.”

    (Captain Jean-Luc Picard at his computer, intently studying a screen display; sound of door chime at his Ready Room):

    Picard: “Come!”

    (LaForge, Worf and Data enter the Ready Room, stop, turn, and stand at attention in front of Picard’s desk):

    Data: “Reporting as ordered, Captain.”

    Picard: “Thank you, gentlemen; at ease. Have you learned anything more from our captured probe?”

    LaForge: “Yes, sir; Data was able to decode the more deeply-layered algorithms through his Positronic Matrix.”

    Data: “Sir, Geordi’s visor detected low-level sub-space emanations from the probe; they revealed an instructional code to activate a secondary archive in the device. We did thus. Apparently, Dr. Soong “nested” the information to allow for quantum level encryptions. My processors appeared to be tailor-made for the job. ”

    LaForge: “Sir, this probe was meant for us to access.”

    Picard (expressing bewilderment): “Meant? Why?”

    Data: “After decoding approximately 91% of the available information thus far, Sir, there is evidence that my creator constructed a seventh android prototype, with design parameters very similar to Lore’s and mine.
    This model has a most unusual designation, based on its structural and power plant architecture. Dr. Soong revisited – and greatly enhanced - the Cold Fusion experiments of the 20th and 21st Centuries. He incorporated those research advancements into his seventh model’s power plant and processors; the android’s nomenclature reflects these fusion theorems and amalgams: Constructions Of Cryogenic Circuitry Hierarchically Integrated. Or, for reasons of expedience, C.O.C.C.H.I. Dr. Soong had a great affection for the Early Romantic Italian composer Rossini’s music and affectionately named his latest effort ‘Gioachino.’”

    Picard (incredulously): “A seventh prototype?!”

    Data: “Yes, sir. Apparently Dr. Soong developed and possessed a second emotion chip early on in our development. For reasons of security, he kept that fact concealed; both chips were unfinished in time for installation into my Positronic Net. However, Dr. Soong placed it in C.O.C.C.H.I. There is more, however. C.O.C.C.H.I. was constructed for enhanced processing power. Also, through accelerated organic and epidural interfaces - and structural and anatomic frame enhancements – he was designed to morph. That is, to manifest the identical outward appearance of virtually any humanoid shape, size and color. C.O.C.C.H.I. was, according to Dr. Soong’s probe, the most advanced android constructed by he; C.O.C.C.H.I. is more advanced than even my mother Julianna. I was unaware of that fact.”

    Worf (amazed and delighted): “Yes, an astonishing tactical advantage! The Klingon High Council was in pursuit of Dr. Soong’s work for a time; it was widely believed that warrior androids would fight with more ferocity and effectiveness while imbued with emotion while engaged in battle. The advantages of shape-shifting are self-explanatory. It was long a rumor and even considered classified information amongst some factions of the Council. (softly, with contemplation) Apparently, it was more than just a rumor.”

    Picard: “Indeed; are C.O.C.C.H.I.’s whereabouts known?”

    LaForge: “We believe so, Sir. But this is where it gets pretty wild.”

    Picard: “I beg your pardon?”

    Data: “We have accessed the Ship’s Archives germane to the time periods of the Temporal Cold War which, if you will recall, embroiled the 21st and 22nd Centuries in great tumult. Star Fleet Captain Jonathan Archer was instrumental in finding a resolution to the Conflict through his collaboration with Crewman Daniels. After Archer secured peace with the Xindi Race and helped correct the alternate Nazi events course initiated by Vosk of the Na'kuhl, the Original Timeline was restored in 2154. My creator’s great-grandfather, Arik Soong, participated in the Eugenics Wars. The Eugenic and Enhancement Efforts proved detrimental. Noonien had surreptitiously obtained several Augments for further research. It was primarily through these units that he was able to enhance C.O.C.C.H.I. as previously detailed.He had also learned of the Suliban ability to shapeshift; it was these characteristics he wished to incorporate into the hybrid construction of C.O.C.C.H.I.”

    Picard (reminiscing): “Similar stories were told at the Academy; any accounts of a seventh android of Soong’s were considered apochryphal and quickly dismissed. I also recall Archer’s works on temporal geometry. They were required reading in the Sophomore Year. But what does this have to do with the probe?”

    Data: “Actually, plenty, Sir. The probe revealed that C.O.C.C.H.I., somehow, through means presently unknown, gained access to Daniels’ time travel apparatus secured on the Enterprise Registry NX-01 in 2151. Upon this acquisition, he transported himself back to 18th Century Earth. Central Europe, to be exact. C.O.C.C.H.I. had adopted a very eccentric sense of humor after implantation of the second emotion chip. As stated, he was Dr. Soong’s most ambitious project. He has a computational speed of approximately 313 exabytes per second, can run 115 kilometers per hour, swim at 30 knots, can dead-lift loads in excess of 2,570 Kgs, has a lifespan of 500 years, and, as previously mentioned, can morph. This information was provided by the probe. So it is safe to say that a, er, “Classical Era Dilettante” with radically enhanced capabilities is – ah, er – “was,” gallivanting around city and country, if you will. Up until the time of the American Civil War there were legends of a “lightning-like and most fantastick water-borne Individual cavorting amongst the icy Boulders and parting them as if they were as small Pebbles,” guiding George Washington’s crossing of the Delaware River on Christmas Day, 1776.”

    Picard (angrily, loudly banging his right fist on his desk): “Dammit! What of the profound historical implications?! What an outrageous turn of events!! Why would C.O.C.C.H.I. take part in such appalling and puerile mischief?!”

    Data: “I would surmise, sir, that C.O.C.C.H.I. is - “was”- the consummate Practical Joker. Perhaps Dr. Soong initiated a series of interaction commands that were corrupted somehow; it is unlikely that my creator would knowingly tamper with the events of history. Perhaps there was damage to his emotion chip. At this point we should rule nothing out.”

    Picard: (with mild resignation) “Agreed.”

    LaForge: “Sir, the probe revealed that C.O.C.C.H.I. has – well, “had” a penchant for temporarily incapacitating prominent cultural and political figures of the era and actively assuming their personas for several days or weeks. Through his radical capabilities, he is capable of producing a body of literary or musical work - in one day – that’d take even a talented individual 10 years to produce. Talk about a guy with 1,000 faces.”

    Picard: “Was there information about how C.O.C.C.H.I. incapacitated these individuals?

    Data: “There were no specific techniques or methods mentioned as such, Sir. I would surmise that the victims were neutralized via modified ultrasonic tones of an extreme volume, or through precisely administered, time-released sedative injections; more likely the latter. The probe revealed a rumor that the composer Johann Christian Bach had a twin, who was, late in 1761, discovered by spire designer Francesco Croce to have been secreted, unconscious, into the upper lateral supports of the Milan Cathedral’s Madonnina Spire. Croce wrote in his journal that this twin was discovered - and I quote – ‘…in a state of profound Torpor…though he had the breath of Life in him, was absorbed by a deathly Fatigue.’”

    Picard: “Was there any other information on the breadth of C.O.C.C.H.I.’s effect and influence?”

    Data: “Actually, Sir, the probe’s archives reveal that C.O.C.C.H.I. employed approximately 2,300 aliases in 16 countries, among them Austria, Italy, Germany, the United Kingdom, Poland, and, as recounted by legend mentioned a moment ago, the early American Colonies. Bear in mind, Sir, that he can speak approximately 10,200 languages and dialects, both human and extraterrestrial. Evidently, Dr. Soong was attempting to warn us of C.O.C.C.H.I.’s impending activity.”

    LaForge: “A message in a bottle, sir.”

    Picard: “A good analogy, Mr. LaForge. Mr. Worf, were you able to decipher anything pertaining to tactical characteristics or weaponry?”

    Worf: “Sir, The probe itself was benign, but it did reveal that just before its launch, C.O.C.C.H.I. rendered Dr. Soong unconscious. C.O.C.C.H.I. then activated temporal displacement protocols to travel to the times – and locations – enumerated in the probe’s records.”

    Picard: “Mr. Worf, did you bring the device?”

    Worf: “Yes, Sir.” (Worf reaches into his Security Pack and withdraws a small, green-and-silver metallic object)

    Picard: “Would you hand it to Mr. Data? Mr. Data, would you travel back to the era and get to bottom of this
    situation? (gravely) Be extremely careful with this Temporal Transporter; it was provided by Daniels and carries the highest security protocols. It will allow you to travel anywhere in the Quadrant 1,000 years into the future or past with a time displacement accuracy of + or – 0.002 percent; it has a geographic accuracy of + or – 1 meter.”

    Data: “Yes, Sir. I would be -

    (Picard’s door chime sounds again) “Come!” (the door swishes open to reveal Reginald Barclay standing while holding a large orange tabby cat)

    Barclay: “Excuse me Captain, gentlemen; we had a wanderer in the Jefferie’s Tubes.”

    Picard: (annoyed) Mr. Data! Please keep a better eye on your feline!”

    Data: “My apologies, Sir. Apparently, Spot has learned to leap to activate the door device. I will initiate a lockout to prohibit random egress from my quarters.” (gazing affectionately at Spot after taking her from Barclay, who exits Ready Room) “Spot, I must perform a mission. I will be careful and will return as soon as possible.” (stroking Spot’s chin) “Cocchi-Cocchi-Coo, Cocchi-Cocchi-Coo, Cocchi-Cocchi-Coo, Cocchi -”

    Picard: (sharply) “Mr. Data!”

    Data: “I am sorry, Sir. I am attempting to emulate differing human techniques of endearment. I am exploring the many expressions humans employ to express affection towards their loved ones – in fact, I –“

    Picard: “Not now, Mr. Data.”

    Data: “Of course, Captain.”

    Picard: “Let us all meet again at 0100 Hours. In the meantime, Mr. LaForge, you and Mr. Data calculate the optimum temporal models for this mission. I want to be absolutely sure that there is minimum chance for error here! Mr. Worf, I want you to outfit Mr. Data with any appropriate defenses he may need, and provide him with period clothing; I believe you have some pattern replication expertise in this subject.”

    Worf: “Aye, Sir.”

    Picard: “Thank you, gentlemen. Dismissed!”

    Soft fade-out of scene…

    Fade-in Graphic on screen: “To Be Continued…”

    Voiceover: “Stay tuned for previews of next week’s episode of ‘Star Trek – The Next Generation.’”


    (Fade to commercial break)
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    I enjoyed that, ERS. The only thing that seemed a bit off was Whorf using words like "self-explanatory".

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    Billl -

    Glad you enjoyed.
    Worf had just attended an English enunciation and diction class given by Troi!
    I have heard his existing - albeit rare - erudition.

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