Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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Not scared but speechless in the presence of such beauty.
A face that launched a thousand Gulf shrimp boats.

Serously, whoever that is, she is lovely.

Gilliatt

I'm all flustered now I barely recognized her either...Ah, the ravages of time...

I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but there was terrible news recently from China. A man ran over a boy with his car four times, and then tried to run off.
If you want to know more about this incident, here it is on a blog on China:
http://wtdevflnt.wordpress.com/2010/...raphic-photos/

I would advise against looking at the video. It is very disturbing. No one really did anything about the incident when it happened, and the images are sickening. But it did happen.

How awful; that had to be the stupidest and most unfeeling man alive

[Paulclem]

I meant to ask you about the new avatar Sounds. It is your good self then. Nice photo.

[prendrelemick]

I always thought she was a babe (can I say that in here?)

[soundofmusic]

I meant to ask you about the new avatar Sounds. It is your good self then. Nice photo.

Thank you, Paul. Yes, me in the day; photos not quite as old as I am. It's funny, when I took that picture, I hated it (Made my cheeks look fat). Funny how your photos look better as you get older...So when are we going to see a vision of Paul?

I always thought she was a babe (can I say that in here?)

Say it as many times as you want...It sounds better every time Can I still be an honorary bloke?

[Paulclem]

I'm afraid vision is not the right word.

[Emil Miller]

I'm afraid vision is not the right word.

Come on Paul. You must have a picture somewhere of yourself as a young man about town.

[dafydd manton]

Gentlemen, all those who have fallen in lust, please form an orderly queue. Quite a revelation, I must say, and a very pleasant one too....

[Scheherazade]

Come on Paul. You must have a picture somewhere of yourself as a young man about town.

Followed by:

Gentlemen, all those who have fallen in lust, please form an orderly queue. Quite a revelation, I must say, and a very pleasant one too....

Did Paul post a picture of himself and I missed it?

You are queuing for Paul, right?

[dafydd manton]

Yeah, just my type, manly, ex-Rugby player, roughs it in the Midlands, Yorkshire accent... All it requires now is a few tattoos of bulldogs and the Union Jack, and I'm sold..oh,and the statutory shaven head and inalbitity to express oneself without the F-word........... I must buy him a cherry liquer with a slice of cherry, a paper umbrella and a packet of Woodbines....

[Emil Miller]

I think you may have lost Scheherezade with... "a packet of Woodbines."

[dafydd manton]

Ah, the sweet lang syne...... and that cough!!! OK, Black Cat, then. Park Drive? No. 6?

[Emil Miller]

Ah, the sweet lang syne...... and that cough!!! OK, Black Cat, then. Park Drive? No. 6?

Naturally, but Peter Stuyvesant, De Reszke and Du Maurier ( red or blue) also had their place.

[dafydd manton]

Wot, no Camel? Or Sobranie (which tasted awful but looked cool!)

[Emil Miller]

Wot, no Camel? Or Sobranie (which tasted awful but looked cool!)

Ah yes, Camel with their wonderful toasted flavour and the sophistication of Balkan Sobranie with their connotation of mysterious European lands.
I never did try the multi-coloured cocktail variety; a regret I will carry to the grave.

[Scheherazade]

I think you may have lost Scheherezade with... "a packet of Woodbines."

Hey, I do know what "Woodbines" are...

I am a little confused about the Union Jack and bulldogs, though.