Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[soundofmusic]

Beer with pineapple... hmmm.

Also, we may need to shelve the party plans for a while - it looks as though it will take us a year to get there!

I'll resurrect the thread in six months or so.

No matter, it'll give more time for the wine to age properly! I think we might have a special vintage bottle laid for the occasion!

I guess I'll bring my own rum or kahlua; not much into the beer and wines...I occasionally have one of those fruity wine coolers....just being amonst the blokes will be treat enough for me; maybe I and Parker will take a few yodeling lessons from Daffyd...

Aye, I can see all the punters in the Blokes Thread falling over themselves to get invited.

Perhaps you can give them a few lessons on iambic pentameter and rhyme...or a bit of Chaucerian style may be refreshing

[The Atheist]

I guess I'll bring my own rum or kahlua;

Oh god, you're such a chick!

Kahlua. With milk or Coke?

.... not much into the beer and wines...I occasionally have one of those fruity wine coolers....

Wine coolers. Don't tell Parker - just give him some bosh about it being a health drink. Health & Parker are strangers.

just being amonst the blokes will be treat enough for me; maybe I and Parker will take a few yodeling lessons from Daffyd...

Love colloquialisms.

Down here, a "yodel" after drinking is aimed at the porcelain bowl!

Perhaps you can give them a few lessons on iambic pentameter and rhyme...or a bit of Chaucerian style may be refreshing

That iambic pentameter always sounded a bit kinky to me.

[prendrelemick]

That iambic pentameter always sounded a bit kinky to me.

I know you are our glorious founder and all that, but sometimes I worry about you.


I felt I had to post SOMETHING because for a while there our revered institution was lying next door to that girly bit of nonsense, The Coffee Club

I actually entered the wrong door, but I think I got away with it.

[dafydd manton]

If you had on that farmer's smock you were wearing last Saturday night, you'll have got away with it!

Oy, who suggested that I'm any good at Yodelling? In either sense?

[The Atheist]

I know you are our glorious founder and all that, but sometimes I worry about you.

Haha! You and me both!

I felt I had to post SOMETHING because for a while there our revered institution was lying next door to that girly bit of nonsense, The Coffee Club

I actually entered the wrong door, but I think I got away with it.

That thread still going? Good effort, girls - any new knitting patterns about? Bajerox was looking for some knitting to do the other day; I must tell her to go in there.

Oy, who suggested that I'm any good at Yodelling? In either sense?

Well, I could say that you brought it up...

[soundofmusic]

Oh god, you're such a chick!

Kahlua. With milk or Coke?



Wine coolers. Don't tell Parker - just give him some bosh about it being a health drink. Health & Parker are strangers.



Love colloquialisms.

Down here, a "yodel" after drinking is aimed at the porcelain bowl!

That iambic pentameter always sounded a bit kinky to me.

I like my Kahlua with thick cream on the rocks; sometimes a splash of amaretto with it. Nah, I stay away from too much drinking though; it turns me honest. I start telling everyones secrets.
Theres this nice wine cooler with a passion fruit flavor; Parker might even decide to partake with me if we drink it in the hot tub...
I think I have a chart and iambic pentameter is one of the positions...

I know you are our glorious founder and all that, but sometimes I worry about you.

I felt I had to post SOMETHING because for a while there our revered institution was lying next door to that girly bit of nonsense, The Coffee Club
I actually entered the wrong door, but I think I got away with it.

You better check to see that you still have all your parts intact; it's dangerous in there with all the trying on of spike heels and vanishing creams...

If you had on that farmer's smock you were wearing last Saturday night, you'll have got away with it!

Oy, who suggested that I'm any good at Yodelling? In either sense?

Wasn't that you yodelling last saturday, daffyd; I was following at a distance since I didn't get an official invite...I heard a great deal of bellowing, a few thumps, oohs and ahs, squeals, and a quick get away with a squeal of tires....followed by a few rifle shots

Haha! You and me both!

That thread still going? Good effort, girls - any new knitting patterns about? Bajerox was looking for some knitting to do the other day; I must tell her to go in there.
Well, I could say that you brought it up...

I don't know, Atheist, you have to know the talk to get into that thread; I've never managed to get an answer

[dafydd manton]

Zounds! If I'd know you were there, I'd have been quieter!

Not sure if the hot tub with Parker is wise! The heat makes his dicky-bow squeak!

[The Atheist]

I like my Kahlua with thick cream on the rocks; sometimes a splash of amaretto with it. Nah, I stay away from too much drinking though; it turns me honest. I start telling everyones secrets.
Theres this nice wine cooler with a passion fruit flavor; Parker might even decide to partake with me if we drink it in the hot tub...
I think I have a chart and iambic pentameter is one of the positions...

I was wondering why I overheard Parker ordering one of those new moveable spa pools.

Now I know!

[dafydd manton]

I was wondering why I overheard Parker ordering one of those new moveable spa pools.

Now I know!

Frankly, the Lycra suit was a bit of a give-away!

[soundofmusic]

Zounds! If I'd know you were there, I'd have been quieter!
Not sure if the hot tub with Parker is wise! The heat makes his dicky-bow squeak!

Is that what the squeaking was; I thought it was the hot peppers he was serving with the cheese

I was wondering why I overheard Parker ordering one of those new moveable spa pools.
Now I know!

I think he was actually trying to find a place where he could invite all of the playboy bunnies without any competition...I don't know; I never get invited to any of the posh affairs...


Which reminds me Prendlemick and Gilliatt, how did you both manage to get into the coffee clutch and actually become part of the conversation; I'm a sort of girl and they never talked to me about shoes or earrings

Frankly, the Lycra suit was a bit of a give-away!

Oh, this I got to see, I guess I'll sneak around the back...a lycra tux will be fabulous...I hope Parker will do a bit of manscaping first

[prendrelemick]

Conversation! You mean a put down that included all of my gender.

[dafydd manton]

And me!!!

[The Atheist]

Which reminds me Prendlemick and Gilliatt, how did you both manage to get into the coffee clutch and actually become part of the conversation;

You've outed them!

Conversation! You mean a put down that included all of my gender.

Do the girls put men down in their thread?

I'm horrified!

Just have a look at the difference between how we gentlemen deport ourselves in even the inner circles of blokedom.

We revere women!

All those pics, the discussion on Steffi Graf's charms and how many smokin' hot redhaired models our good friend has been to bed with.

It's like that old joke, isn't it:

In a relationship....

Women want love, tenderness, empathy, listening and understanding. They want a best friend, a confidante and a knight in shining armour all tied into one.

Men want you to shut up and take your clothes off!

[Scheherazade]

In a relationship....

Men want you to shut up and take your clothes off!

They'd be wearing any?

[dafydd manton]

Sorry, Scher, unless you can sink 14 pints of bitter and still recite The Ballad of Eskimo Nell, whilst taking the transmission out of a Morris Minor Clubman, well,...........