Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Paulclem]

How about some blood?

I am sure we have got many different types from all over the world available on the Forum.

There's certainly plenty spilt around the forums...

[The Atheist]

Any absinthe in stock?

Of course!

I'll have some sent up. We don't get many of those.

When "little" Sally Thomsett was filming The Railway Children in these parts she was a 20 year old playing a 12 year old. (Heavy strapping was involved)Her night-time antics in the pubs and clubs of Leeds have become the stuff of legend. Jenny Agguter on the other hand was as sweet and demure as her screen persona, I'm sorry to report.

Crikey, there's another legendary beauty from the past - Jenny Agutter. She certainly didn't mind showing her goods, though.

Sounds as though Sally and I would have got on extremely well in those days!

How about some blood?

Mine's green.

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But you've reminded me that I'm overdue to give some of it away. Gentlemen are expected to donate blood at least three times a year.

Trying to improve the overall quality!

[soundofmusic]

Bring back the test-card!!! Frankly, it was a heck of a sight more interesting than the vast majority of programmes today, where some 16-year old producer thinks we'd like to watch Pride and Prejudice in the nude

What, What, is someone redoing pride and prejudice nude...I think I'd watch that...

Just don't start me on "reality" tv.

I do, however, find it amusing that "reality" tv is a lot less real than Coro St.

I love those house makeover shows where the crippled kids, or the dying father gets a million dollar home, a trip to disney and a new car...If you look closely, some of the rooms and kids are the same.

Not for me - I'd have stomped over Suzanne in hob-nailed boots to get at Sally Thomsett. I think Suzanne Somers always had just a smidgen too much American plastic about her.

Are you talking about the cleavage, the smile or the attitude

It was really funny. My mate - Squinny - so called at school because he had a squint and came late and so was bullied a bit, (though all that changed when he grew to 6:3 and became rather huge - we all called him Andy then) - noticed George Roper sitting in the passenger seat of a car we were passing. He shouted out, "That's George Roper!" whereupon most of the bus shouted "**** ***!".

Then another lad saw him too and there was a stampede to one side of the bus. (I'm surprised we didn't veer onto the hard shoulder with all that meat shifting around). There ensued a jeering, pointing and shouting out of the window - ( the coach trips could be a bit tedious) - topped off with a mass roll down of trousers and hairy grins pressed up against the windows.

I'm sure Barry - (our coach driver was called Barry too Mick - either it's the coach driver's official name, or it was the same Barry) - had to go over the windows with a cloth when he got back to his coaching house or where-ever he lived.

I didn't like the show - even when I'd seen George Roper on the M62 Motorway.

I can't imagine what that must have been like for poor George, I've gotten mooned once or twice by a pubescent teen; but I can't imagine what a bunch of hairy bums would look like gawking at me through a window

Very likely. In fact, I've heard Bill Cosby is planning on making a comeback - new sitcom staged entirely in a public washroom called "Trapp's last Krapp".

I liked Bill in the Jello pudding and fat albert days; unfortunately, he tried to become profound

When "little" Sally Thomsett was filming The Railway Children in these parts she was a 20 year old playing a 12 year old. (Heavy strapping was involved)Her night-time antics in the pubs and clubs of Leeds have become the stuff of legend. Jenny Agguter on the other hand was as sweet and demure as her screen persona, I'm sorry to report.

Now you've gone and done it; I think Atheist just locked himself in the cellar with all of our booze

[The Atheist]

What, What, is someone redoing pride and prejudice nude...I think I'd watch that...

Me too!

We could cast it for the producers. I'll have the couch!

Are you talking about the cleavage, the smile or the attitude

All of it.

[Scheherazade]

There's certainly plenty spilt around the forums...

Yeah, from now on I will bottle it rather than mopping up.

Mine's green.

Minty.

[jocky]

That is a difficult one - and my apologies for not offering - because Parker only buys premium brands.

We have loads of VSOP; even the chef uses it. No cheap stuff, I'm afraid.

We've had to train jocky to drink alcohol from bottles with labels on, so I reckon you'll manage!

Aye Atheist, and I well never listen to your advice again. I recently aquired a crate of Marques de Arienzo Rioja Gran Reserva 1998 at a ridiculously cheap price. I have just been released from hospital after a severe case of vinegar poisoning. If only I could afford Parker, he would never have allowed me to drink it.

[The Atheist]

We can subsidise the good stuff for our northern brothers in the name of global warming.

There's a bottle of absinthe going cheap - I believe Taugenichts passed out after the first bottle!

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

...Marques de Arienzo Rioja Gran Reserva 1998 at a ridiculously cheap price. I have just been released from hospital after a severe case of vinegar poisoning.

...There's a bottle of absinthe going cheap - I believe Taugenichts passed out after the first bottle!

You may sTout your Marquis Arizona Rojas Grand Reservation along with that Absint the mind stuff, but nothing beets my neighbors hooch he brews down by the creek.
That stuff u’ll have you talkin to trees! Why, just now I was chatting with an Ulmus americanus about the the Americans chances against Gonna :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh2Uz...eature=related


Gilliatt

[Paulclem]

You may sTout your Marquis Arizona Rojas Grand Reservation along with that Absint the mind stuff, but nothing beets my neighbors hooch he brews down by the creek.
That stuff u’ll have you talkin to trees! Why, just now I was chatting with an Ulmus americanus about the the Americans chances against Gonna :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh2Uz...eature=related


Gilliatt

I didn't realise he had a ... a voice. It could really have put a spin on the Dirty Harry series if they could have thrown in a few numbers - especially for the Asian Bollywood audience.

Yeah, from now on I will bottle it rather than mopping up.Minty.

The Atheist - minty...That could be the start of a new thread - what flavour do you think your favourite litnetters are?

[Scheherazade]

what flavour do you think your favourite litnetters are?

Oh, I don't know.

Not all of us are blessed with a flavour.

[prendrelemick]

Paul, I'll always think of you as Mexican Gorgonzola.

[The Atheist]

Salty.


(Sorry, I couldn't help it.)

[soundofmusic]

Very likely. In fact, I've heard Bill Cosby is planning on making a comeback - new sitcom staged entirely in a public washroom called "Trapp's last Krapp".

Darn, I thought that cute piece, George Michael was going to be in that one
Oh, by the way, Welcome!

Alright, I'm posting because I want my free drink. It'd better be dark and it'd better not be Continental!

Teaching in Japan... I saw a 48 hours mystery about that... How'd you avoid the white slavers
Hurry, someone bring this brave man some good whiskey

Any absinthe in stock?

What is it about wormwood flavor that appeals to people

Me too!

We could cast it for the producers. I'll have the couch!

All of it.

Are you only casting ingenues'; or shall we send some of Hefners stock

Yeah, from now on I will bottle it rather than mopping up.Minty.

A bottle of Red Goldshlager coming up!

You may sTout your Marquis Arizona Rojas Grand Reservation along with that Absint the mind stuff, but nothing beets my neighbors hooch he brews down by the creek.
That stuff u’ll have you talkin to trees! Why, just now I was chatting with an Ulmus americanus about the the Americans chances against Gonna :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh2Uz...eature=related

Gilliatt

I don't know Gilliatt, do you relly think that's Clint singing?

Oh, I don't know.

Not all of us are blessed with a flavour.

What flavor are you Scher?

[The Atheist]

Are you only casting ingenues'; or shall we send some of Hefners stock

Oh god no, no plastic boobs!

Proper actors all round. Your bloke could play Heathcliff, couldn't he?

[Paulclem]

Paul, I'll always think of you as Mexican Gorgonzola.

It's a throwback to the delusions of childhood where even cartoons are real.

Do you remember the Gorgonzola cheese triangle in the Dairylea mixed?