Hows the head St Lukes ?
Hows the head St Lukes ?
haha, sometimes you should just leave that up to professionals instead of insisting you do it yourself, it can go terribly wrong.Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Yes, the second Mr Sounds was a Navy fellow...a guy's guy...and I usually left him to swap stories with the repair men; I usually showed up a few minutes before to compliment them both, hand them a drink and a tip.
On this particular day, I noticed that while the carpet looked magnificent; both the inner and outer doors were still laying in a pile. I insisted the fellow needed to rehang the doors and Mr Sounds said, "Oh, it's nothing, I can do it; just got to shave a little off the bottoms".
I reminded Mr Sounds that, in Florida, inside doors were hollow. Mr Sounds looked alittle taken a back but still insisted we pay the fellow and give him a tip. We slept, that night, with a board nailed over the front door and the following day, it took Mr Sounds all day to refit and rehang the front door.
It has been 25 years, and there are still no closet doors hanging
Now this is a beautiful redhead.
Simone Simons, an extremely beautiful woman who I wouldn't mind dropping by once or twice.
I am swimming through the ashes of the bridges I have burned.
I've got a feeling that we won't see St Lukes around for couple of days...
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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Nah... I only slept 'til noon. Not bad for going to bed after 2:00 and as out of it as I was. I never get a hang over from good beer. I was a professional at this for longer than I'll admit. Wine on the other hand........ugh! Sulphites! You're sure to be worshiping the porcelain god!
I'm ready for my steak and eggs!
Beware of the man with just one book. -Ovid
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.- Mark Twain
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If you hadn't of told me; I would have thought the poem was a Jocky originalIt looks like I have missed a weekend of unadulterated debauchery. Half naked women, glorious redheads, sailors, swinging doors and cricket. Life would have been so much better had we followed the words of the immortal Dryden.
In pious times, ere priest-craft did begin,
Before polygamy was made a sin;
When man, on many, multipli,d his kind,
Ere one to one was cursedly confined
Promiscuous use of cocubine and bride;
Then Israel's monarch, after Heaven's own heart,
His vigorous warmth did variously impart
To wives and slaves: and wide his command,
Scattered his makers image through the land.
This post was vetted and approved by Mrs Jocky.
You're too late, Gilliatt, I already brought the intellectual meter down by thinking Jocky wrote Dryden...
I'm afraid I'd rather look out my window at possums and racoons (my cats love the racoons...fascinated that they can eat with their hands) than raise my IQ
Hey stlukesguild, if you turn off Mick and turn on the a/c; I'll stay for the steak and a profound discussion of the antics of the stooges
I'm not sure how I prefer things. In the old days, a woman had to convince her husband to take a break and call the professionals (part with that cash he was saving for a new fishing rod) or suffer in silence as he jerry rigged the fridge and it started walking through the house
Of course, alot of blokes have found, nowadays, that it's much easier to leave the wife home with the plumber, let her pay 80 dollars to change that tiny washer in the dripping faucet; and head off to the creek with the old fishing rod
It would really be a dilema whether to stare at her cleavage or eyes....I guess the eyes are always there
Wine hangovers prove that wine is actually an invention of Satan.Nah... I only slept 'til noon. Not bad for going to bed after 2:00 and as out of it as I was. I never get a hang over from good beer. I was a professional at this for longer than I'll admit. Wine on the other hand........ugh! Sulphites! You're sure to be worshiping the porcelain god!
I'm ready for my steak and eggs!
On the other hand, in years past, I've been able to put away a full bottle of scotch during the night and wake like a baby.
Like a baby in the way that my brain isn't capable of working, but feeling great!
Steak & eggs? Make mine a double.
There's something about that porcelain quality of reheads' skin that does it, I'm sure. She's a classic example.
Not good enough to be jocky's own work.If you hadn't of told me; I would have thought the poem was a Jocky original
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
I apologize, Jocky
What did you say...there's something vampirish...all that white porcelain skin and blue veins....not to mention the black leather and hair color compliments from loreal?
Meow...Sorry guys; I hope I don't lose my "bloke status"; but the girl in me comes out every once in a while feeling catty...
Last edited by soundofmusic; 05-30-2010 at 05:14 PM.
Yes, I note that very, very few redheads have natural colour these days. The other thing is, most redheads are covered in freckles - unless their parents kept them 100% out of the sun as kids - so either Photoshop or heavy makeup is necessary.
Meow...Sorry guys; I hope I don't lose my "bloke status"; but the girl in me comes out every once in a while feeling catty...
That's perfectly ok.
You must get on famously with Parker - he's as catty as a tomcat party outside the cattery for single purebred females.
Hey, I see we've lost our Saffer mate - the Dizzy Doll. She asked for her account to be deleted, which isn't possible on vBulletin, so she's been listed as banned.
I always wonder why people do that. I've "left" lots of forums, but never found the need to stop my account or anything - I just don't go back to them.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
In the meantime, StLukes,I will enjoy a Spaten "Optimator"
Ooh! Great beer! I haven't had one in a while. I still remember my first. An artist friend bought one for me the day before I moved back from NYC.
Wine hangovers prove that wine is actually an invention of Satan.
On the other hand, in years past, I've been able to put away a full bottle of scotch during the night and wake like a baby.
Like a baby in the way that my brain isn't capable of working, but feeling great!
Oh yes. I remember one morning after having put away a good portion of a 5th of Jack Daniels. As I staggered to the john, the wife mockingly intoned, "You deserve whatever hangover you've got after last night," to which I replied, "What hang-over? I'm still drunk."
I've learned to stick with one type of drink (beers or clears...), avoid excesses in wine, and drink a healthy amount of water before finally hitting the sack.
Beware of the man with just one book. -Ovid
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.- Mark Twain
My Blog: Of Delicious Recoil
http://stlukesguild.tumblr.com/
Well thank you, I've got my cattiness out for another year...Parker cured it by dosing me heavily with champagne and promising to end the night at a ladies only tupperware party...I hear there may be a dancing policemanYes, I note that very, very few redheads have natural colour these days. The other thing is, most redheads are covered in freckles - unless their parents kept them 100% out of the sun as kids - so either Photoshop or heavy makeup is necessary.
That's perfectly ok.
You must get on famously with Parker - he's as catty as a tomcat party outside the cattery for single purebred females.
Hey, I see we've lost our Saffer mate - the Dizzy Doll. She asked for her account to be deleted, which isn't possible on vBulletin, so she's been listed as banned.
I always wonder why people do that. I've "left" lots of forums, but never found the need to stop my account or anything - I just don't go back to them.and cake...I love cake
Yes, I do miss dear Dizzy and her wild pms...she definitely had my curiosity peaked with the American writing accent, the Vegas attitude and all the paranormal stuff...I've never quite met anyone like her...maybe I and Parker will run into her at the tupperware party
Now, we should all take our hats off and drink to Scher for her long suffering and lady like conduct while she was being publicly accused and abused by the doll: cheers2:
Anyway, I think the idea was that Diz wanted to come back as someone else and give things a new start and I'd love to see her; unfortunately, we can't really leave ourselves behind no matter how many aliases we create
Last edited by soundofmusic; 05-31-2010 at 12:09 AM.
I don't beieve I spent a year thinking you were a profound and statuesque chickIn the meantime, StLukes,I will enjoy a Spaten "Optimator"
Ooh! Great beer! I haven't had one in a while. I still remember my first. An artist friend bought one for me the day before I moved back from NYC.
Wine hangovers prove that wine is actually an invention of Satan.
On the other hand, in years past, I've been able to put away a full bottle of scotch during the night and wake like a baby.
Like a baby in the way that my brain isn't capable of working, but feeling great!
Oh yes. I remember one morning after having put away a good portion of a 5th of Jack Daniels. As I staggered to the john, the wife mockingly intoned, "You deserve whatever hangover you've got after last night," to which I replied, "What hang-over? I'm still drunk."
I've learned to stick with one type of drink (beers or clears...), avoid excesses in wine, and drink a healthy amount of water before finally hitting the sack.
So now that I've been in the dark so long; when do we get to the topic of who was the best 3rd stooge...I still like curley best
I can't help noticing that as well as red hair, obvious and on display breasts are a feature of your ideal women. Are we chaps really so shallow?haha, sometimes you should just leave that up to professionals instead of insisting you do it yourself, it can go terribly wrong.
Now this is a beautiful redhead.
Simone Simons, an extremely beautiful woman who I wouldn't mind dropping by once or twice.
Thats true. As a young lad I wanted to be called Arnie.
Yes, I do miss dear Dizzy and her wild pms...she definitely had my curiosity peaked with the American writing accent, the Vegas attitude and all the paranormal stuff...I've never quite met anyone like her...maybe I and Parker will run into her at the tupperware part
Anyway, I think the idea was that Diz wanted to come back as someone else and give things a new start and I'd love to see her; unfortunately, we can't really leave ourselves behind no matter how many aliases we create
Ah, the old "men in uniform" trick!Well thank you, I've got my cattiness out for another year...Parker cured it by dosing me heavily with champagne and promising to end the night at a ladies only tupperware party...I hear there may be a dancing policeman
Ok, I missed all that. Sounds better than Peyton Place!Now, we should all take our hats off and drink to Scher for her long suffering and lady like conduct while she was being publicly accused and abused by the doll: cheers2:
Anyway, I think the idea was that Diz wanted to come back as someone else and give things a new start and I'd love to see her; unfortunately, we can't really leave ourselves behind no matter how many aliases we create
Yes.I can't help noticing that as well as red hair, obvious and on display breasts are a feature of your ideal women. Are we chaps really so shallow?
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
I'm still reeling from Sounds suggeson that I become a Love Doctor. Question: can love doctors self medicate?
Anyway it seems as if it's all been happening since Parker and I went on the town. Redeads and hangovers abound. I agree about the wine. The last time I got leathered on it I ended up with my head down my outside drain. It was a long time ago I hasten to add. I'm now a pillar of the community - pillock of the community my wife says...
Luckily my father is an expert in fixing things, so I just call him if there is anything I can't figure out myself. If he then can't figure it out, I just pay for it.I'm not sure how I prefer things. In the old days, a woman had to convince her husband to take a break and call the professionals (part with that cash he was saving for a new fishing rod) or suffer in silence as he jerry rigged the fridge and it started walking through the house
Of course, alot of blokes have found, nowadays, that it's much easier to leave the wife home with the plumber, let her pay 80 dollars to change that tiny washer in the dripping faucet; and head off to the creek with the old fishing rod
It would really be a dilema whether to stare at her cleavage or eyes....I guess the eyes are always there
That is a dilemma I find myself in quite alot
Well yes, Rock chicks with large breasts are a huge turn on for mebut in a long term relationship, I find other qualities attractive, even though most of my past girlfriends has been rock chicks... with large breasts.
She is, and not just that she is an excellent singer too..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyDhK7B7MrU
I am swimming through the ashes of the bridges I have burned.
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