PAM really likes their avatar...
PAM really likes their avatar...
*dramatic sigh*
From the OP:Originally Posted by Nightshade
PAM has got such big gaps between her teeth that she uses chopsticks as toothpicks.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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PAMs ears are so big they call her Wingnut...(sorry...it's against my nature to insult without apology)
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
Apology accepted, Bien.
PAM applied for a celebrity look alikes competition but was turned down: There were too many Shreks in the competition already.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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PAMs feet are sooo big that she has ten toes on each foot...
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
PAM is sooooo funny that... That... That...
OK, give me a minute. I am sure I can come up with something to describe how funny he is!
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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PAM is so awesome that she keeps a Mini-PAM locked in her basement.
This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.
You cannot imagine how close to the truth you are with this statement!
PAM still cannot read an analogue clock so has to use a digital one.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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Jeebus!!
PAM is so dangerous than even Satan wants no business with her.
This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.
PAM is running and hiding underneath his bed so nobody will find him.
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
PAM likes spending all her freetime under her bed because her best friends (dust bunnies) live there.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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PAM polishes her wings everynight before bed.
PAM wears dresses made of bird feathers that she collects from her garden.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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PAM wishes she could spent her days rolling around in dirt.
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
Wishes??? I hardly ever do anything else all day long.
*snorts*
PAM loves Dr Seuss books (as they are the only ones she has ever read).
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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