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    Pompey.

    If you were an infectious disease, which would it be?
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    Elephant infection. I think that is what it is known as. A bug of some sort infects you and the parasite eats away at you.

    If you were a children's toy, what would you be?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    I would probably be LEGO bricks

    If you were a planet, which one would you be?
    "I should like to know what people fear the most: whatever is contrary to their usual habits, I imagine." -Fyodor Dostoevsky

    "A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul" -Franz Kafka

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    Mars.

    If you were a pilot, where would your first destination be?

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    Antigua

    If you were a seed, what would you grow into?

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    A red rose.

    If you were a ghost, would you haunt your enemies?

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    oh no, don't ever want to see them again.

    same question

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    Well, I wouldn't waist my time, really I would have more fun things to do.

    If you were a hero, who would you save?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Curing stupidity. As for weakness... Guess I could be disarmed by an exceptional sense of humour and wit.

    If you were a type of coffee, what would you be?
    LOL.......unfortunately there just is no cure for stupidity. You can inform the ignorant, teach the dumb, but you can't fix stupid....

    If I were a hero, I would save the next person who yelled help....(take a number people....I can only be in one place at a time)


    If you needed help, what kind of help would you need?
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    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC View Post
    LOL.......unfortunately there just is no cure for stupidity.
    Which is why I would need superpowers to cure it!
    If you needed help, what kind of help would you need?
    I need the kind of help that would be of some kind of use... People are often willing to offer help but not necessarily with what you need or want.

    If you were a hot drink, what would you be and why?
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    Hot chocolate. Yum.

    If you were an insect, which on would you be?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    I don't think a scorpion is an insect, so I'll go with one day fly!

    If you were a homeless person, what would you do to beg for money?
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    Write a story about it and send it to some important people. I'd rather be a busker.

    If you were a cat, would you always land on your feet?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    No, I'd be too clumsy and probably die if I tried anything dangerous, so as a proper cat I'd just sleep all day and get my owner to do my bidding...

    If you were a guy (are you? :S) what would you say to a drunk girl that is super annoying?
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    I'm not a guy, I'd probably say, 'look something shiny just went into that room'. Then I'd lock her in there so she leaves me alone.

    If you were a guy (are you?) would you ever wear pink?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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