Pompey.
If you were an infectious disease, which would it be?
Pompey.
If you were an infectious disease, which would it be?
Last edited by The Comedian; 01-18-2010 at 12:15 AM.
“Oh crap”
-- Hellboy
Elephant infection. I think that is what it is known as. A bug of some sort infects you and the parasite eats away at you.
If you were a children's toy, what would you be?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
I would probably be LEGO bricks
If you were a planet, which one would you be?
"I should like to know what people fear the most: whatever is contrary to their usual habits, I imagine." -Fyodor Dostoevsky
"A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul" -Franz Kafka
Mars.
If you were a pilot, where would your first destination be?
Antigua
If you were a seed, what would you grow into?
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
A red rose.
If you were a ghost, would you haunt your enemies?
oh no, don't ever want to see them again.
same question
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
Well, I wouldn't waist my time, really I would have more fun things to do.
If you were a hero, who would you save?
LOL.......unfortunately there just is no cure for stupidity. You can inform the ignorant, teach the dumb, but you can't fix stupid....
If I were a hero, I would save the next person who yelled help....(take a number people....I can only be in one place at a time)
If you needed help, what kind of help would you need?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
Which is why I would need superpowers to cure it!I need the kind of help that would be of some kind of use... People are often willing to offer help but not necessarily with what you need or want.If you needed help, what kind of help would you need?
If you were a hot drink, what would you be and why?
~
"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
~
Hot chocolate. Yum.
If you were an insect, which on would you be?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
I don't think a scorpion is an insect, so I'll go with one day fly!
If you were a homeless person, what would you do to beg for money?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
Write a story about it and send it to some important people. I'd rather be a busker.
If you were a cat, would you always land on your feet?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
No, I'd be too clumsy and probably die if I tried anything dangerous, so as a proper cat I'd just sleep all day and get my owner to do my bidding...
If you were a guy (are you? :S) what would you say to a drunk girl that is super annoying?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
I'm not a guy, I'd probably say, 'look something shiny just went into that room'. Then I'd lock her in there so she leaves me alone.
If you were a guy (are you?) would you ever wear pink?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot