No worries on that score Prend, my wife was adopted. After much historical research it was established that her real mother is Jamie Lee Curtis. I cant speak for poor old Atheist though.Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Atheist and Jocky; have you noticed how wives slowly turn into their mothers.
Unfortunately there is a wide gulf between fantasy and reality
Oh man, I never want to see that again; Leave me to my gingerbread cookies and the mesomales from the bolshoi
Hmmmm. A quick bath and I reckon a couple of them would scrub up ok!
What a good fellow ; Always believing that something good lies under a few inches of mud.It's true, I sometimes scare myself in the bathroom mirrorAtheist and Jocky; have you noticed how wives slowly turn into their mothers.
Okay, isn't there anyone who thinks that both of Jamies' parents are prettier than she is? Her mom had nice round curves and her dad had that great hair and eyes...No worries on that score Prend, my wife was adopted. After much historical research it was established that her real mother is Jamie Lee Curtis. I cant speak for poor old Atheist though.
janet was an outstanding talent.
Even Herman Melville's Captain Ahab would have turned the Pequod around in horror, and that was a man who didn't scare easily. I dont think I will get much sleep tonight.
Me neither. What a thought!
Haha! Yes, I have. My ex and her mother are used by theologians to prove that Satan is loose on Earth.Atheist and Jocky; have you noticed how wives slowly turn into their mothers.
Praise be, my wife managed not to fall into that genetic trap. While her mother weighs several tonnes, my wife is a delicate 50kg.No worries on that score Prend, my wife was adopted. After much historical research it was established that her real mother is Jamie Lee Curtis. I cant speak for poor old Atheist though.
My grandmother in law is demanding to know where you got this photograph. I heard her muttering something about breach of copyright and litigation.
Bad enough discussing mothers in law but bringing up ex wives and their mothers is beyond the pale. Anymore of this and I will be forced to take steps to have you removed from your own thread.
Argentina 9 Scotland 6. That was brutal, what ever happened to the finesse and grace of the game ? The only consolation was the Kiwis humped the unmentionables. I am now going to my bed forever, well at least until Mick reminds me of the score.
janet was an outstanding talent.
I rest my case!
Atheist, I was always sure that you were a gynecologist by trade because you were so aware of all this medical stuff and you managed to get the hottest females; but, really, you have forgotten that all bets are off with the wife and that petite frame until after the "Big M"
My grandmother in law is demanding to know where you got this photograph. I heard her muttering something about breach of copyright and litigation.
Yes, the ABs are reigning supreme right now.Argentina 9 Scotland 6. That was brutal, what ever happened to the finesse and grace of the game ? The only consolation was the Kiwis humped the unmentionables. I am now going to my bed forever, well at least until Mick reminds me of the score.
Just as they 2 years before every world cup.
Haha!
No, I reckon I'm safe there. Her mother was only the size of a small office pre-menopause, so there's no chance Mrs Atheist's going the same way.
Well, it could be worse; I take after my dad's dad; all the women on his side have moustaches, beards and male pattern baldness
Haha!
No, I reckon I'm safe there. Her mother was only the size of a small office pre-menopause, so there's no chance Mrs Atheist's going the same way.
I'm not a bloke but I am having a cold ale so I thought I would post here. so that entitles me to honorary bloke status and an honorary set of cahonas...(spelling....kahonas) or an honorary pair.
highland brewing company oatmeal porter. it's awesome.
I have a stomach condition and I shouldn't drink but this is one great ale. A bloke would drink anyway despite stomach conditions, right. So, yeah cold ales...woo hoo
oh, and btw, I have no idea what's going on in this thread...it was just at the top of the stack here and it said cold ale, and since I'm having one, I just thought I'd post. Feel free to ignore this post and pass right on over it. Continue with whatever conversation was going on. This is one them there drunk posts I believe.
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"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Lucky escape!Well, it could be worse; I take after my dad's dad; all the women on his side have moustaches, beards and male pattern baldness
Welcome in!
We have a select band of honorary blokes already in the thread, so you're welcome to stay!
(It's cojones by the way.)
highland brewing company oatmeal porter. it's awesome.
That'll match about 50% of the existing ones.
You don't need to know what the thread's about - it isn't about anything.
oh right cojones --- the j sounds like h in espanol right...I forgot. drunk spellings...:-DLucky escape!
Welcome in!
We have a select band of honorary blokes already in the thread, so you're welcome to stay!
(It's cojones by the way.)
highland brewing company oatmeal porter. it's awesome.
That'll match about 50% of the existing ones.
You don't need to know what the thread's about - it isn't about anything.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
I missed all the sporting clashes. Been sampling Hertog Jan in Holland this weekend, a surprisingly drinkable lager favoured by the students of Arnhem.
They also like to sing "The Train Song" whilst drinking the above, I dont have an exact translation of this, but the chorus goes whooo whöö whöö. (you had to be there)
Ahh those dutch, zay are crazshy man!
I didn't really escape entirely!Lucky escape!
Welcome in!
We have a select band of honorary blokes already in the thread, so you're welcome to stay!
(It's cojones by the way.)
Ah, my evil plan is taking root; yet, another honorary bloke.
I don't want any cohones...They seem utterly usless to me. They keep getting bigger over the years until the poor penis almost gets lost in the wrinkles. I've never figured out why the guys want to carry around a couple of walnuts in such a huge pigskin purse. Now personally, If I were a bloke; I would just want a really big penis; One that I could throw over my shoulder. They'd call me "The envy of wallstreet" and women would run squealing when I walked down the street!
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Brilliant!
You are definitely an honorary bloke now!
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