Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[jocky]

[QUOTE=The Atheist;807843]

The bad news is, we play you shortly.

Aye, I admit Atheist to having a few sleepless nights over this one and I suspect mushrooms and theft may not work this time. It is time for the psychological mind games to commence, I believe the Haka is being performed by the Bolshoi Ballet as a tribute to New Zealand effeminate ideas of warfare. Time to head for the Anderson shelter.

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I can't think of anything sexier than the buff men from the bolshoi doing the haka

[jocky]

Guys and ladies, pour yourselves a drink and pull your chairs closer to the fire Jocky has a tale to tell. That's better I can see all your demonic faces in the atmospheric glow, a sight to behold Recently I have turned my mind to the problem of quantum mechanics, in particular how a particle can be in two locations at the same time, Atheist I know you are dying to intervene, however wait till I finish. Recently I was charged with a horrific crime, despite my stonewall alibi winesses of unimpeachable character identified me at the scene of the bank robbery. My legal team, Grabber, Grasper and Goingdoon have, after much palm greasing agreed a new legal strategy. I plead quantum physics, so help me God. Your thoughts on this strategy would be greatly appreciated.

[prendrelemick]

Your legal team could use the Heisenberg principle to cast doubt upon the eye witnesses. Which, (if I remember my Star Trek correctly) says it is impossible to simultaneously know both the where and when of any particle's situation . After all you are just a collection of particles.....

I rest my case M'lud.

[The Atheist]

Aye, I admit Atheist to having a few sleepless nights over this one and I suspect mushrooms and theft may not work this time. It is time for the psychological mind games to commence, I believe the Haka is being performed by the Bolshoi Ballet as a tribute to New Zealand effeminate ideas of warfare. Time to head for the Anderson shelter.

Only if the girls do the haka in the traditional shirtless mode will that be allowed.

I can't think of anything sexier than the buff men from the bolshoi doing the haka

The men?

What men?

Your legal team could use the Heisenberg principle to cast doubt upon the eye witnesses. Which, (if I remember my Star Trek correctly) says it is impossible to simultaneously know both the where and when of any particle's situation . After all you are just a collection of particles.....

I rest my case M'lud.

Case closed.

Jocky, you could always try the identical twin defence!

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Guys and ladies, pour yourselves a drink and pull your chairs closer to the fire Jocky has a tale to tell. That's better I can see all your demonic faces in the atmospheric glow, a sight to behold Recently I have turned my mind to the problem of quantum mechanics, in particular how a particle can be in two locations at the same time, Atheist I know you are dying to intervene, however wait till I finish. Recently I was charged with a horrific crime, despite my stonewall alibi winesses of unimpeachable character identified me at the scene of the bank robbery. My legal team, Grabber, Grasper and Goingdoon have, after much palm greasing agreed a new legal strategy. I plead quantum physics, so help me God. Your thoughts on this strategy would be greatly appreciated.

I can't quite wrap my head around the quantum physics; but I definitely look forward to watching the trial on court tv

Only if the girls do the haka in the traditional shirtless mode will that be allowed.




The men?

What men?



Case closed.

Jocky, you could always try the identical twin defence!

Wait a minute, I didn't see any shirtless women doing the haka on youtube; there were a few gingerbread cookies, some rabbits, some NZ natives and a soccer team!
Yes, I like the twin defense; too.

[gbrekken]

forget defense. i'll go on the offensive with both twins, providing they're willing of course. one woman is more than enough for any man.. honesty mates?

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forget defense. i'll go on the offensive with both twins, providing they're willing of course. one woman is more than enough for any man.. honesty mates?

Here, Here, Gbrekken is here to save the day! Gracious, are there really two identical Jockys?
Good question, Is one woman enough for any man? I guess it depends on the woman

[prendrelemick]

Unfortunately there is a wide gulf between fantasy and reality

[jocky]

Unfortunately there is a wide gulf between fantasy and reality

Atheist's mother in law looks cool in this one. I hope she is not in the line up against us.

[The Atheist]

forget defense. i'll go on the offensive with both twins, providing they're willing of course. one woman is more than enough for any man.. honesty mates?

Oh god yes.

The double-trouble argument could never be more beautifully illustrated than the thought of two of them.

Unfortunately there is a wide gulf between fantasy and reality

Hmmmm. A quick bath and I reckon a couple of them would scrub up ok!

Atheist's mother in law looks cool in this one. I hope she is not in the line up against us.

All kidding aside, my m-o-l is possibly the fattest woman in NZ. If she was in the photo, they'd have needed a wide-angle lens.

Lovely woman, but the size of a small bungalow.

[jocky]

All kidding aside, my m-o-l is possibly the fattest woman in NZ. If she was in the photo, they'd have needed a wide-angle lens.

Lovely woman, but the size of a small bungalow.

That's nothing, my mother in law is so grotesque the Scottish Tourist Board employ her every summer to swim up and down Loch Ness.

[The Atheist]

That's nothing, my mother in law is so grotesque the Scottish Tourist Board employ her every summer to swim up and down Loch Ness.

Oh god!

May history never allow the pair of them in the lake at the same time!

Daily Mail Headline"

Monster and White Whale Seen in Loch Ness.

[jocky]

Oh god!

May history never allow the pair of them in the lake at the same time!

Daily Mail Headline"

Monster and White Whale Seen in Loch Ness.

Even Herman Melville's Captain Ahab would have turned the Pequod around in horror, and that was a man who didn't scare easily. I dont think I will get much sleep tonight.

[prendrelemick]

Atheist and Jocky; have you noticed how wives slowly turn into their mothers.