I'm Canadian. For us, that would be beer.Originally Posted by The Comedian
I'm Canadian. For us, that would be beer.
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
-Pi
The Brotherhood of Beer does not recognise national boundries.- Well, apart from France!
Strong Cuban coffee is the drink for me. Come one, Come all ladies: See that in addition to a high IQ and biting wit, I also possess a well defined 6 pack.
Ha!
You must be a good bloke - the very first post and you made it in here.
Welcome along!
(Three wives? You are a glutton for punishment!)
Where, in the fridge?
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
*takes out a score card*
Papaya: 1
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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What can I say, great minds lurk in obscure places.
3 women, it was hell on earth. As an avid collector and connoisseur of exotic flavors, I felt it my duty to imbibe generously!
Is it safe to enter camp again? Have you boys finally come to your senses and run those coffee toting tarts out of here?
I’m off satiating our hunter gatherer instincts in search of meat, Wild Turkey and ale and what do I find upon my return? A cave ransacked by raucous, licentious bantering with a bunch of broads!
Look at this place! Smilies strewn about, nail polish, sliced ham, wedding dresses and vacuum cleaners cluttering up the caves!
What the…!!- mirrors on the roof of the cave?
Jocky, for god’s sake get your kilt back on!
Prendrelemick – you of all people, how could you let these wolves in sheep’s clothing infiltrate the camp?
Didn’t you blokes set the trip wire?
Yes; I admit I left you guys hanging a bit longer than I intended. You see, I met up with a nomadic band of East Texas Magnus Pedi’s who were in the midst of being chased by members of the Texas Bigfoot Research Conservancy. I had no choice but to dodge about the piney woods with the furry beasts for a few days until the hunt was apparently called off. I shared some Wild Turkey and tips on how to throw the Conservancy off the trail. In return, Harry, their leader, supplied me with boiled acorns and bags of Jack Links Beef Jerky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4vL-...eature=related
And what do we have here?... a man of three wives… hummh impressive!, but his penchant for coffee has me concerned, as it is the drink of choice for that “other” thread. Coffee can be spiked! Ah, that’s it!. Welcome to the camp pardner!
Did you run into the Louisiana Skunk Ape in your wanderings??
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Ladies, Miss Papayahed and Scheherazade, allow me to show you the wonders of 3wives...if you prefer, we can begin with a glass of wine for each. Alas, I will not cloud my senses with such things! I will await the drink of the gods...
Thank you, noble hunter. You have arrived at the beginning of our great breeding feast. Visit the river of vitality, wash and examine your basket with one of these fine wenches.
You mean the rest of your baseless accusations.Scrapping Scot, never, only when ordered, or provoked. Yes, the drunken Jock accusation will get some milage on this thread but I deny it completely, hic. As to the Aussie impersonator slur it was not worthy, next thing you will accuse me of being ENGLISH. Thick, I will have to think about that one. Ok, I have thought and have found no intelligent reason to disagree with your assessment. Question, do Kiwis never get drunk, fight, curse, or tell lies ? This is the ' Heart of the Matter '
Or the Pickety Witch! Gilliat really needs to get out more often, the supernatural is always bigger and better in Texas. Did you ever hear about the Tartan Lady, she puts the greens, whites and blacks in the shade?
That 3wives is crazy like a fox, puts a flirtatous post on a men only thread and gets a couple of females to bite straight away.
No wonder he's suffered multiple nuptuals.
Last edited by prendrelemick; 11-02-2009 at 04:27 AM.
They followed me through the back door, mate. The plague of birds that picks at 3wives pockets, they will not take my spirit!That 3wives is crazy like a fox, puts a flirtatous post on a men only thread and gets a couple of females to bite straight away.
No wonder he's suffered multiple nuptuals.
umm, No I walked through the front door. (I stopped following people since that unfortunate court order)
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
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