shalot that made me laugh.
now, who understands men hu? they are complicated as well...
now, who understands men hu? they are complicated as well...
"My reason for preferring the darkness is that in the dark you have to describe yourself.
In the daylight other people describe you."
-Old Woody
Mr. God This is Anna by Fynn"Wear Sunscreen"
But isn't the same thing true for us girls, too?
I have many friends who take pride in the fact that they can operate power tools or talk the car or football/soccer talk while scratching some unbecoming parts of their bodies and sipping their beer.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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haha very true. Women are indeed complicated I had to admit but we all, men and women, got complications...
"My reason for preferring the darkness is that in the dark you have to describe yourself.
In the daylight other people describe you."
-Old Woody
Mr. God This is Anna by Fynn"Wear Sunscreen"
Yeah, that's true too. Thanks for that last paragraph there - I got a nice visual on that one.Originally Posted by Scheherazade
I guess the drape thing irritated me because he wasn't there at Target when I was buying them, and he didn't see that the drape selection was slim pickens. Then again, if he had been at Target with me, he might have annoyed me by either being disinterested or being too overly interested and fussy about what was purchased. I guess when it comes to decorating, there isn't a win/win in our house. He doesn't like the drapes but it's okay to keep the toolbox on the dining room table so I give up. And let me tell you about the the can of foot spray on my coffee table. Better Homes and Gardens wants to photograph our house for their magazine. NOT!
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
I know, right? My dad will wear khaki-coloured pants with black socks and brown leather shoes!!! COME ON!! He picked the vacuum to match the colour of his motorcycle- I can't decide if that makes it more or less legitimate.
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
yeah, guys don't know what color socks to wear EVER. My gramps used to go to the beach in his swim trunks and black socks and those slip on canvas shoes that old men wear. And my husband likes to wear his white tube socks to work with this khacki pants sometimes even though he has an ample supply of socks that go with Khacki pants. I watch in horror when he leaves the house, but then I remember that he works with other men who probably don't notice anyway.I know, right? My dad will wear khaki-coloured pants with black socks and brown leather shoes!!! COME ON!! He picked the vacuum to match the colour of his motorcycle- I can't decide if that makes it more or less legitimate.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
My high school uniform had black pants, and all the guys wore white socks underneath. It's awful haha. How about brown shoes and a black belt or vice versa?
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
Pmsl! Thats just wierd!I know, right? My dad will wear khaki-coloured pants with black socks and brown leather shoes!!! COME ON!! He picked the vacuum to match the colour of his motorcycle- I can't decide if that makes it more or less legitimate.
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its' own reason for existing." ~ Albert Einstein
"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." Buckaroo Bonzai "Some people say I done alright for a girl." Melanie Safka
Don't know if you are familiar with "Coupling" but I think you should watch this little section about "cushions":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp0-8Ibkczc&feature=fvw
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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HAHAHAHAHA ironically, it's the exact colour of the font you chose!
Yes, I agree. It's very weird.
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
Coupling
How Jeff tries to chat up a girl who's reading. Who wouldn't fall for this?
It is not too late, to be wild for roundabouts - to be wild for life
Wolfsheim - It is not too late
Sooooooo, how many pairs of shoes is too many?
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
NO SUCH THING!!
p.s. my love of shoes is the girliest thing about me I promise!!
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
One more pair than we happen to own at the time!
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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