Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Scheherazade]

Speaking of low-order thinking, how did we get onto scantily clad women as a topic?

It came up with this post of mine (post #1086):

Seems like you cannot find anything to post about unless a semi-clad lady is involved.

One has to appreciate Fool's persistent attempts at keeping the thread bloke-friendly, though:

I could use a cold beer.

I'm not sure how high of life MIller HIgh Life is, but it'll have to do... good thing I have Bushmills as a chaser.

Meanwhile, just noticed that there have been more than 20 posts in this thread in less than 12 hours.

You are all very welcome, guys, for reviving your thread for you!

[TurquoiseSunset]

As I first started to read this I wasn't sure where you were going....



I wasn't sure if you were talking about the garments or the women...fortunately you cleared it up with the rest of the statement.

Hm, maybe I should structure my sentences better? I have an ellipsis weakness It's a bad habit I know!

[prendrelemick]

And now for something completely different:


My latest girl crush

And she still looks AMAZING 30 years later!

I think the scantily clad subject started here, (by a lady, I notice)
By the way, I've been studying this pic closely and I believe Ms. Welch suffered from mammarial-disparity. ( the right one is deffinately bigger.)

[Scheherazade]

I think the scantily clad subject started here, (by a lady, I notice)
By the way, I've been studying this pic closely and I believe Ms. Welch suffered from mammarial-disparity. ( the right one is deffinately bigger.)

Now... You make me wonder...

Ah, there you go! It started on the very first page of the thread... by one of your own needless to say!

[Emil Miller]

By the way, I've been studying this pic closely and I believe Ms. Welch suffered from mammarial-disparity. ( the right one is deffinately bigger.)

But does it matter? I would have thought there was enough there for anyone.

[BienvenuJDC]

I think the scantily clad subject started here, (by a lady, I notice)
By the way, I've been studying this pic closely and I believe Ms. Welch suffered from mammarial-disparity. ( the right one is definitely bigger.)

I refused to just take your word for it...I spent several hours studying the picture, but I still cannot come to a conclusion concerning the proportionate nature of the glands in question. It may take further study, but commitment is necessary to answer such the mysteries of such anomalies.

[Haunted]

Either I'm bored or I'm hooked, or both, I'm baacck (are girls allowed here?)

This time I'd like to offer a possible explanation of that "mammarial disparity". Here's my uneducated visual forensic analysis:

It may all be just a distortion due to lighting. The light comes from the left (our left) and a "mountain" of this magnitude could cast an significant shadow that accentuates the actual size. At the same time, the same light hits the other landmark and de-emphasizes it.

Personally I'm drawn to the garment itself -- the halter strap...the demi...

[AimusSage]

Today I made a new wall of beer. All I need to do now is replenish the liquour cabinet with new whiskey. A 15 year old glenlivet, The french oak reserve, my favourite affordable whiskey. If only I was rich... aha!

240 bottles of beer against the wall, 239 bottles of beer, 238 bottles. Actually, we're already 10 down, but that's okay.

Let's see if the picture thing works with facebook and linking it


Does everyone see a nice beer wall?

[The Atheist]

But does it matter? I would have thought there was enough there for anyone.

Reminds me of a quote from Porridge. Fletcher notes that one of his mates is so unlucky that if he was born to Elzabeth Taylor, he'd be a triplet on the bottle.

It may take further study, but commitment is necessary to answer such the mysteries of such anomalies.

There's only one test to be sure...

Either I'm bored or I'm hooked, or both, I'm baacck (are girls allowed here?)

No!

[prendrelemick]

Either I'm bored or I'm hooked, or both, I'm baacck (are girls allowed here?)

This time I'd like to offer a possible explanation of that "mammarial disparity". Here's my uneducated visual forensic analysis:

It may all be just a distortion due to lighting. The light comes from the left (our left) and a "mountain" of this magnitude could cast an significant shadow that accentuates the actual size. At the same time, the same light hits the other landmark and de-emphasizes it.

Personally I'm drawn to the garment itself -- the halter strap...the demi...

Hang on I'll go and get my calipers.

[Haunted]

Hang on I'll go and get my calipers.

while you're at it, will you please fix my catalytic converter? I'm outta here!

[BienvenuJDC]

There's only one test to be sure...

I don't think that I'd want to apply that test at this point. I doubt that the current status of the test subjects qualify for an acceptable study.

I don't think that I'd want to apply that test at this point. I doubt that the current status of the test subjects qualify for an acceptable study.

After doing some research...I retract that last statement...

[The Atheist]

After doing some research...I retract that last statement...

I suspect the potential size difference has disappeared now. Plastic surgeons use standard sizes - big, bigger and huge.

[Michael T]

Having recently been shamed in another thread into admitting to being a Manchester United fan since early childhood, I was wondering how many of our more mature members owned or played Subbuteo when they were younger.
Do today’s modern equivalents of fantasy football management and X-box style football games really measure up to the world of Subbuteo, where you were the players, manager, grounds men and owner all at once. What lengths did you go to in order to perfect your pitch and your football skills? Did you and your pals have a league? Did you have the rugby version? Was there an equivalent game for American sports?

[prendrelemick]

We never had subuteo, but my mate did, he had painted the burnley strip on to his players. I had to be sunderland, or sheffield utd or stoke or a random red and white striped team. I was rubbish anyway