Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[AimusSage]

You know clint, Megan Fox is mighty fine, but the tattoos? I don't like them. What is it with tattoos anyway? What is their purpose? Too me it's just a remnant of long lost civilization finding its way into our modern society as a status symbol used to assert oneself when behaviour and actions alone are not sufficient.

hehe. or something like that, I just got myself one of these:


It's perfect! Awesome device and sweet beer...

[Stargazer86]

You know clint, Megan Fox is mighty fine, but the tattoos? I don't like them. What is it with tattoos anyway? What is their purpose? Too me it's just a remnant of long lost civilization finding its way into our modern society as a status symbol used to assert oneself when behaviour and actions alone are not sufficient.

hehe. or something like that, I just got myself one of these:


It's perfect! Awesome device and sweet beer...

I'm a tattoo fan myself (I have 5 with plans to add more) but I totally get why some people aren't into them. Hopefully I won't be one of those people in years to come or I'll have a lot to regret :P
But wow, the woman is stunning!

As for your device...that is freakin sweet and I want one. Where did you find it and how much $?

[The Atheist]

'Morning all!

Crickey, she's a fast-moving thread, this one.

I calculate that at the rate we're moving, we'll pass the women by October.

I'm not sure whether that's a good or bad thing!

Hi Atheist. In response to your private message, I think my original picture of the girl was just rather comical, fitted within the context of the ongoing thread, and was not too revealing.

I've replied along these lines to Michael, but I just want to make a note for everyone:

I found it amusing myself, but it's the standards of LitNet which matter, and with a large number of adolescents, it's reasonable to expect a high standard of decency.

We can play along with that, I think.

The odd bikini beauty is fine, but let's not turn it into a babe-fest.

And count me in the Grace Kelly camp. That was some kind of class.

P.S. I couldn't figure out how to delete the post, so just removed the content. I'd appreciate it if someone could let me know how to delete a post.

I don't think you can delete them, but the edit worked.

Haha, I don't really see anyone that's beefy to me. Perhaps I just have low standards.

But please, someone explain to me what is the big issue with quiche? It's not like eating it will lower your testosterone levels (or will it??)

Definitely.

Masters & Johnson or some other duo found the correlation.

You know clint, Megan Fox is mighty fine, but the tattoos? I don't like them. What is it with tattoos anyway?

They got trendy.

[The Comedian]

Hello all!

I had some bacon and potato for dinner and a gin & tonic for desert. . . .a smashing dinner if ever I had one: pig meat and spuds, yes, a dinner that deserved a boast on Cold Ale.

[The Atheist]

Hello all!

I had some bacon . . . . pig meat and ...

Oh noes! You're gonna get swine fever!

[prendrelemick]

After three newkies, then you wake up next morning

That's a good enough reason to avoid it but there can be no excuse for pork scratchings.

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[Michael T]

http://www.simonandschuster.net/cont...=9781847370662

Ha ha ha…sad but undeniably true!

You know clint, Megan Fox is mighty fine, but the tattoos? I don't like them. What is it with tattoos anyway? What is their purpose? Too me it's just a remnant of long lost civilization finding its way into our modern society as a status symbol used to assert oneself when behaviour and actions alone are not sufficient.

hehe. or something like that, I just got myself one of these:


It's perfect! Awesome device and sweet beer...

All Englishmen have one of these in their garden shed.

[AimusSage]

All Englishmen have one of these in their garden shed.

Too bad most of them can't serve a proper beer to save their lives.

[Michael T]

Too bad most of them can't serve a proper beer to save their lives.

That’s because we’re not Australian and thus have little or no experience of that side of the bar…old chap!

[AimusSage]

ahaha! That must be it. It should be an obligatory course for everyone reaching the age of 18 though. (or depending on where you are another age.) How to serve beer properly 101. It'll help reduce alcoholism too. People tend to enjoy their beer more and thus don't just drink themselves to death. What use is drinking if you can serve a perfect beer because you're too drunk?

[Michael T]

ahaha! That must be it. It should be an obligatory course for everyone reaching the age of 18 though. (or depending on where you are another age.) How to serve beer properly 101. It'll help reduce alcoholism too. People tend to enjoy their beer more and thus don't just drink themselves to death. What use is drinking if you can serve a perfect beer because you're too drunk?

We English always know when we've had enough because we fall over! A simple and effective measure to limit our intake.

[Emil Miller]

After three newkies, then you wake up next morning]

There, let that be a lesson to all you young whipper-snappers who are thinking of visiting the UK. Steer well clear of Newcastle brown ale (colloquially known as newkie) or you could go home with the one on the left and wake up with the one on the right.

[PoeticPassions]

^otherwise known as "beer goggles." I just want to let all of you gentlemen know that I have many times tried to stop my friends (girls and guys alike) from going home with people that might look more like the lady on the right (in the photo above), and I pride myself on the fact that I have never had beer goggles... I tend to see clearly even under the influence, and I watch out for my fellow bar goers... but you men don't listen much, and then wake up the next day with regret plastered all over your face. There are more out there like me that are looking out for your interests... if only you'd actually take our advice

so next time you have a random person tell you, "Beer goggles, man, don't go home with her!" perhaps it would be best to listen

[Emil Miller]

Recalling the recent comments on this thread about the lack of curvature in today's girls, it would be foolish to deny that the skinny look has taken over from the hourglass figure of former times. However, there is something waiflike about small slim women that I have always found attractive. They tend to bring out the male protective side which can be a very strong attraction; unless you are in favour of the big brassy type of woman who is always trying to impress with masculine qualities which, I think you will agree, should be the province of men.
On the other side of the coin, the same goes for those effeminate men who try to behave like women.

[AimusSage]

Recalling the recent comments on this thread about the lack of curvature in today's girls, it would be foolish to deny that the skinny look has taken over from the hourglass figure of former times. However, there is something waiflike about small slim women that I have always found attractive. They tend to bring out the male protective side which can be a very strong attraction; unless you are in favour of the big brassy type of woman who is always trying to impress with masculine qualities which, I think you will agree, should be the province of men.
On the other side of the coin, the same goes for those effeminate men who try to behave like women.

How elegantly put.