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Thread: Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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    I will take a drumstick. Yikes, the Bloke's thread has now degenerated into the realm of canablism! What next?
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    **Pulls up chair waiting for Classics response...**

    Bring me something non-alcoholic...I want to be alert for this! Besides...I always get something non-alcoholic! What's on tap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Bean View Post
    I was about to say something highly amusing about this post but we musn't give the moderators ( mostly feminine ) a chance to close down the Blokes' thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Michael T View Post
    Those are too small for some of the critters we catch that have wandered into The Blokes' Thread!
    Ouch!

    Very funny, but I think we do need to remove that pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC View Post
    **Pulls up chair waiting for Classics response...**

    Bring me something non-alcoholic...I want to be alert for this! Besides...I always get something non-alcoholic! What's on tap?
    I heard something about there being some Becks and St. Pauli Girl hiding in the back room . . . *sniffs and turns up nose*

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    Nah...doesn't interest me...I'll just have coffee!!
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    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    That works as well! No Bailey's, I assume?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skib View Post
    That works as well! No Bailey's, I assume?
    Baileys would be considered as alcohol....
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Ouch!

    Very funny, but I think we do need to remove that pic.

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    Hi Atheist. In response to your private message, I think my original picture of the girl was just rather comical, fitted within the context of the ongoing thread, and was not too revealing. I even received a message from a female member saying how funny she found it. I find it hard to imagine that my picture and comment would, in itself, have caused any offence to members of the forum. I would be interested to know how many other members of the forum other than you, did, in fact, find my original post to be offensive?
    That being said, I will now remove my post from the thread.
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    P.S. I couldn't figure out how to delete the post, so just removed the content. I'd appreciate it if someone could let me know how to delete a post.
    Last edited by Michael T; 04-26-2009 at 08:14 AM.

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    Gosh, I keep coming here hoping for more pictures of scantily clad women and all I find is talk about cooking. I could go to the girl's thread for home econimics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Gosh, I keep coming here hoping for more pictures of scantily clad women and all I find is talk about cooking. I could go to the girl's thread for home econimics.
    Sorry Virgil, it wasn't so much the scantily clad young lady but the cooking that has decided us to remove the the picture.
    Actually, the picture would have been better posted on the 'What's cooking tonight' thread ?

    Now chaps, do as Virgil suggests and lets have more girls and less cooking?

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    Yes, the cooking is not attractive. Grace Kelly, however:



    Very few women today seem to have elegance and class... they don't make 'em like they used to!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokasenna View Post
    Yes, the cooking is not attractive. Grace Kelly, however:



    Very few women today seem to have elegance and class... they don't make 'em like they used to!


    Not every picture tells a story. Her on-screen persona did indeed exude elegance and class. However, a close look at her private life prior to her marriage would suggest she was a bit of a s***. Still, let’s not hold that against her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael T View Post
    Not every picture tells a story. Her on-screen persona did indeed exude elegance and class. However, a close look at her private life prior to her marriage would suggest she was a bit of a s***. Still, let’s not hold that against her!
    She was said to have had an extraordinary sexual appetite. Unfortunately
    I wasn't one of the lucky guys.

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    [QUOTE=Brian Bean;710960]She was said to have had an extraordinary sexual appetite. Unfortunately
    I wasn't one of the lucky guys.[/QUOTE


    I fear we may have burst young Lokasenna’s bubble!

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    [QUOTE=Michael T;710972]
    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Bean View Post
    She was said to have had an extraordinary sexual appetite. Unfortunately
    I wasn't one of the lucky guys.[/QUOTE


    I fear we may have burst young Lokasenna’s bubble!
    "I should only believe in a God that would know how to dance. And when I saw my devil, I found him serious, thorough, profound, solemn: he was the spirit of gravity- through him all things fall. Not by wrath, but by laughter, do we slay. Come, let us slay the spirit of gravity!" - Nietzsche

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