Ideal housewife: One who would go fishin' with me, nay! One who would go fishin' with me and be smokin' hot.
(So, since my wife would be upset if I posted her picture here, I'll have to go with this less-than ideal substitute)
Next: The ideal sunrise
“Oh crap”
-- Hellboy
Only happens once a year.
The rising sun entering the passage at Newgrange Bru Na Boinne
your Ideal dinner
Last edited by Niamh; 04-02-2009 at 11:21 AM.
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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snow crab all the way!!!!
perfect pastry?
HAX Energy Soda....
you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.
Pan au chocolat
Perfect person to save you from a burning building...
"Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
That's easy!
Next: Perfect drink.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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Oh so many choices, but in an ideal world -- Blatz would be our nation's national bird, anthem, and beer. How is that possible? Drink Blatz, and you'll know.
Next: The ideal bowl for your soup.
“Oh crap”
-- Hellboy
Never heard of Blatz.
(Yes, it is golden)
Next: An ideal husband.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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^ nice! I'd love to have soup from that bowl.
“Oh crap”
-- Hellboy
Sure, when is your birthday?Originally Posted by The Comedian
And I don't see picture of an ideal husband!
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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IDEAL HUSBAND
ahh, Paul Newman....
The ideal love affair
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
The ideal afternoon.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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The ideal afternoon: Taking my daughter for a paddle (no, the image is neither of me [there's no way I could pull off a mustache that cool] nor my daughter -- but it is from Google images)
Next: the ideal coaster on which to set your cup of tea or cold bottle of beer
“Oh crap”
-- Hellboy
The ideal shoes
Calvin: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
Cant go wrong
Perfect wardrobe
Everyone knows what's in room 101.
Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.
"Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"
For me a perfect wardrobe is an empty wardrobe!
I don't like the colour of this one, though.
Next: Perfect friendship.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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