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03-15-2009, 10:11 AM
#8011
Why do I always have to be the babysitter?
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King

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03-15-2009, 10:24 AM
#8012
Metamorphosing
I killed myself.
I killed myself because he is a few years older than me.
I killed myself because he is a male too along with being a few years older than me.
I killed myself because there is more probability of a male a few years older than you dying before you.
So I killed myself because I couldn't live without him.
I killed myself so I wouldn't have to live without him.
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew. 
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03-15-2009, 11:50 AM
#8013
I dont want to go get groceries, bleedin' nonsense, goota winn the lottery so I can someone to do all this crap for me
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King

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03-15-2009, 11:51 AM
#8014
Pièce de Résistance

Originally Posted by
kilted exile
I dont want to go get groceries, bleedin' nonsense, goota winn the lottery so I can someone to do all this crap for me
Or you can get married and get your wifey do all these things!
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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03-15-2009, 11:54 AM
#8015
Super
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

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03-15-2009, 11:58 AM
#8016
Ditsy Pixie

Originally Posted by
kilted exile
I dont want to go get groceries, bleedin' nonsense, goota winn the lottery so I can someone to do all this crap for me

Originally Posted by
Scheherazade
Or you can get married and get your wifey do all these things!

Thats a good thought... or he could move back to the GB where tescos have online shopping and deliver it to your door!

Originally Posted by
papayahed
I wanna go home.
Poor Papaya!!!
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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03-15-2009, 12:01 PM
#8017
Pièce de Résistance

Originally Posted by
Niamh
Thats a good thought... or he could move back to the GB where tescos have online shopping and deliver it to your door!
Why would anyone want to move back to the UK from Canada? 
And online shopping takes a lot time too unless you are repeating from the list.
I am thinking Papaya should treat herself to something nice asap.
And I'll go back to my ironing.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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03-15-2009, 12:04 PM
#8018
Metamorphosing
Thinking about genetic engineering. The hazards associated with it.

Originally Posted by
Scheherazade
Or you can get married and get your wifey do all these things!

Or he can get married and get so used to doing her thingies that such thingies would seem too little to be problematic!
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew. 
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03-15-2009, 12:08 PM
#8019
I should get going.. today has been slow.
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03-15-2009, 12:39 PM
#8020
Ditsy Pixie

Originally Posted by
Scheherazade
Why would anyone want to move back to the UK from Canada?

Thats a very good point.
And online shopping takes a lot time too unless you are repeating from the list.
I never did it, but i know someone who lives by it! (they are a busy person and it s handier for them... aparently.)
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
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03-15-2009, 01:09 PM
#8021
Well I am now applications for the post of wifey - I will get a Job Description drawn up in the near future.
What I am thinking now:
Why is the main street closed, did I miss something at the bar last night/this morning?
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King

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03-15-2009, 02:44 PM
#8022
Skol'er of Thinkery
Spring is here! Spring is here! Spring is here!
[the thought ^ was thinked by the author from the his windowless basement where he surfs the net and posts to litnet]
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03-15-2009, 04:18 PM
#8023
Why does Mozambique have an embassy in Sweden but not in Denmark. I can't speak swedish! And why in Indonesia, but not in Denmark?
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03-15-2009, 04:19 PM
#8024
ugh... parents.. yes they are mean.. why do thay have to complicate things in your life??..... really missing my girlfreind... i wonder what types of ice cream we got... oh wait.. another txt...
i could go on.. my mind wanders fromplace to place very fast.. you asked i told.. :]
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03-15-2009, 04:21 PM
#8025
Lady of Smilies
I need tocook and feed some masses, who can I invite?
also everyother word oout of my mouth or head today has been on the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomond which is wierd because I didnt even realise I knew the song.
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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