To sound homosexual and everything but I think back rubs are indeed quite sensual.Originally Posted by Dori
And by the way, people in the town speak that Joreads is making up absolutely false rumours about people on the LitNet. How do you comment?
To sound homosexual and everything but I think back rubs are indeed quite sensual.
And by the way, people in the town speak that Joreads is making up absolutely false rumours about people on the LitNet. How do you comment?
If you believe even a half of this post, you are severely mistaken.
I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
Game on.
"Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
I hear the Insomniac secretly uses Mac OS X. And you don't want to know what he uses it for.I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
Game on.
If you believe even a half of this post, you are severely mistaken.
Well, I hear that Taliesin picks his teeth with the bones of children because he's really a demon in disguise.
I know because I saw it happen.
ooooh! let me try!hmmm...
i hear the james bond series was actually patterned after limajean: top model by day, international super spy by night!
CARPE DIEM! Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary!
-Dead Poets' Society
I SWEAR, BY MY LIFE AND MY LOVE OF IT, THAT I WILL NEVER LIVE FOR THE SAKE OF ANOTHER MAN, NOR ASK ANOTHER MAN TO LIVE FOR MINE.
- John Galt, Atlas Shrugged
Excellent! You've got the idea!ooooh! let me try!
i hear the james bond series was actually patterned after limajean: top model by day, international super spy by night!
An eclectic collection of learned behaviors.
thanks Mr. G!
CARPE DIEM! Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary!
-Dead Poets' Society
I SWEAR, BY MY LIFE AND MY LOVE OF IT, THAT I WILL NEVER LIVE FOR THE SAKE OF ANOTHER MAN, NOR ASK ANOTHER MAN TO LIVE FOR MINE.
- John Galt, Atlas Shrugged
That made my entire week.
I hear that on weekends, Matt likes to walk around parks wearing a massive trench coat and flash little old ladies.
He's sick like that.
So, while I was eating the tablecloth, who was there to jump to my rescue but Kandaurov! Turns out I was wrong- he was just complaining that he couldn't make a new dress out of the tablecloth if I consumed it! And the gingham pattern matched his ringlet curl wig so nicely...Guess he'll just have to wear the same old dress again and again...
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
Taliesin people are lying to you my friend - no one on Lit Nit can be trusted they are all out to get you my friend. I am the only one that you can trust.
(Just between you and me you really have to watch Matt especially if he thinks you are better looking than him just ask Dori)
I am back............................
I've heard that Jo always tells the truth.
I heard that the Lit Nit Charlie Angels (Lim,Jo and Charm) have decided to replace the old Charlie with Silas as he is so cool
I am back............................
This is the funniest thread on litnet ever! I have never laughed so much in all my life! (and Nightie is beside me in tears from laughing so much!
Hey Kand, better tell that sister gertrude of yours not to drink any coffee or tea made by CC. Its laced with arsenic as she has her eye on a curlly red wig, and the old dress gertrude wears!
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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Funny, I heard that too! It must be true!
"Good Morning, Angels"
"Good Morning, Silas!"
yes, I like it
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
So do we have a date then?I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
Game on.
'A bird may love a fish signore, but where would they live?'
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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