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    Absolutely Shocking! The Scandalous Truth about your fellow Lit-Netters



    Okay, make up complete lies about Lit-Net folks.

    You're aspiring writers, be creative!
    An eclectic collection of learned behaviors.

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    I was talking to limajean the other day and she told me that Joreads is so lazy that she wears her socks one day and then turns them inside out and wears them again the next!

    Ew!
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    Virgil is inventing a time-machine in his backyard workshop.

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    I heard that lima secretly has pictures of me topless plastered all over her room and pretends that she is dating me.

    Oh, and i dont lie.
    'A bird may love a fish signore, but where would they live?'

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    I've heard that kandaurov killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die, so they sent him to Folsom Prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silas Thorne View Post
    I've heard that kandaurov killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die, so they sent him to Folsom Prison.
    THAT was beautiful!
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    Just playing. Hope he'll see this later on and get a laugh.

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    I sure did! Was clever of you to play off of his thread.
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    Anyone else?

    I heard a rumour recently that Dori was eating icecream under a tree. Unfortunately, the tree collapsed due to a brief and localised earthquake in that area, burying him beneath it. Topless and sun-bronzed Tarzan, who was nearby, heard the noise, and he swung down from the tree letting out an inhuman howl. After Tarzan was firmly on the hard earth, he lifted the tree off Dori as if it were a twig, flexing and posing for the cameras as he did it.

    Dori was amazingly unharmed, though his icecream was sadly destroyed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattG View Post
    I was talking to limajean the other day and she told me that Joreads is so lazy that she wears her socks one day and then turns them inside out and wears them again the next!

    Ew!
    Why turn 'em inside out?

    Quote Originally Posted by Silas Thorne View Post
    Anyone else?

    I heard a rumour recently that Dori was eating icecream under a tree. Unfortunately, the tree collapsed due to a brief and localised earthquake in that area, burying him beneath it. Topless and sun-bronzed Tarzan, who was nearby, heard the noise, and he swung down from the tree letting out an inhuman howl. After Tarzan was firmly on the hard earth, he lifted the tree off Dori as if it were a twig, flexing and posing for the cameras as he did it.
    Nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by Silas Thorne View Post
    Dori was amazingly unharmed, though his icecream was sadly destroyed.
    WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    Not my precious...
    com-pas-sion (n.) [ME. & OFr. <LL. (Ec.) compassio, sympathy < compassus, pp. of compati, to feel pity < L. com-, together + pali, to suffer] sorrow for the sufferings or trouble of another or others, accompanied by an urge to help; deep sympathy; pity

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    I heard that Matt found out that Dori is way better looking than him so he has out a hit out on him

    RUN DORI RUN
    I am back............................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joreads View Post
    I heard that Matt found out that Dori is way better looking than him so he has out a hit out on him

    RUN DORI RUN
    Dang it! Why couldn't this have happened during track season?!

    com-pas-sion (n.) [ME. & OFr. <LL. (Ec.) compassio, sympathy < compassus, pp. of compati, to feel pity < L. com-, together + pali, to suffer] sorrow for the sufferings or trouble of another or others, accompanied by an urge to help; deep sympathy; pity

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    I heard that Mr Insomniac here, Silas and bigsheep were " playing " video games all night WHILST giving each other back rubs. True story.
    Sounds pretty fishy to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limajean View Post
    I heard that Mr Insomniac here, Silas and bigsheep were " playing " video games all night WHILST giving each other back rubs. True story.
    Sounds pretty fishy to me.
    Not to sound homosexual or anything, but back rubs/scratches are the most amazing things in the world.
    com-pas-sion (n.) [ME. & OFr. <LL. (Ec.) compassio, sympathy < compassus, pp. of compati, to feel pity < L. com-, together + pali, to suffer] sorrow for the sufferings or trouble of another or others, accompanied by an urge to help; deep sympathy; pity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dori View Post
    Not to sound homosexual or anything, but back rubs/scratches are the most amazing things in the world.
    depends who you are getting them from
    I am back............................

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