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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakiryu View Post
    Well, i'm not well versed in the subject but by simple touch they do feel the same. However the skin of your ear seems to bleed less when cut than the skin of your arm. Also, ears are a bit softer and more delicate (they burn with the sun). I think ear wax only comes from the inside ear.

    (Pretty much all I remenber for the hospital, i might be wrong as heck and why do you actually need to know this?)

    you said ask anything.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Why is it that I don't take good care of my teeth, and I still don't have any cavities. . . . . . . . .
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    Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?

    Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
    Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
    Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.



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    Why do people hate?
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    Dear Magazine Person Who Answers Questions,

    I am a young beautiful girl and I have two boyfriends. Now, as it happens, I feel in love with a third one. But I know that one of them is also in love with my best friend's cousin. This cousin is very hot and has a twin who is in love with my sister's cat. This is all pretty confusing and all I want to do is actually change sex and become a man to marry my gay lover. But I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I have been considering harakiri, or mass murder. What would you recommend?

    Yours sincerely,

    Scorpio92


    [do people who write in magazine in your countries sign with their zodiac sign or other pseudonym, and their year of birth?? In Italy they do and I find it so ridicolous it's hilarious. This is also why I have bias against internet nicknames involving the year of birth... ]
    dead on the inside, i've got nothing to prove
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFifthElement View Post
    Why do people hate?
    because they fear difference and are taught by society. We mimic those around us and hate is a learned thing that like love, we learn quickly.

    Quote Originally Posted by BulletproofDork View Post
    Why is it that I don't take good care of my teeth, and I still don't have any cavities. . . . . . . . .
    Because (like me) you have stronger teeth (depends on the kinds of food you eat, for example if you drink lots of milk.)

    Quote Originally Posted by AuntShecky View Post
    If researchers are correct, evolution has prompted the human male to choose for his mate a human female who
    fits a certain standard of beauty ( the standard of which the researchers have also discovered varies very little across cultures and centuries.)
    If that is the case -- if males have mated with beautiful women for millennia , why is the world filled with so many unattractive people?
    Because some of these people weren't attracted to beauty. Not every man likes a perfect blonde. And besides, the rearrangement of genes doesn't often give a beautiful offspring. (ugly people still get some and they have kids, don't they? )

    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    Why Not?
    I meant in the context of being a celebrity. How many religiously at peace celebrities have you heard of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koa View Post
    Dear Magazine Person Who Answers Questions,

    I am a young beautiful girl and I have two boyfriends. Now, as it happens, I feel in love with a third one. But I know that one of them is also in love with my best friend's cousin. This cousin is very hot and has a twin who is in love with my sister's cat. This is all pretty confusing and all I want to do is actually change sex and become a man to marry my gay lover. But I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I have been considering harakiri, or mass murder. What would you recommend?

    Yours sincerely,

    Scorpio92

    Dear Scorpio92

    While the conflicting emotions of adolescence may lead you to consider suicide or mass murder, I would first recommend investing into some therapy before giving this situation more thought.



    Quote Originally Posted by Koa View Post

    [do people who write in magazine in your countries sign with their zodiac sign or other pseudonym, and their year of birth?? In Italy they do and I find it so ridicolous it's hilarious. This is also why I have bias against internet nicknames involving the year of birth... ]
    that's so weird. they don't do in florida and we don't have internet in Cuba (it's $$$$)
    Shall these bones live?

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    Some questions I've recently thought of:

    If Russia is part of Asia, why aren't Russians considered Asians? Are they? I mean, appearance-wise. You know what I'm sayin'?

    Why is "genius" spelled "genius" and "ingenious" spelled..."ingenious"?

    Please answer, oh wise and benevolent Baki!


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    Can I give my answer can I give my answer...
    Russia can be defined as Eurasia. Geographically, part of it is in Europe, part of it is in Asia (Europe finishing at the Ural mountains, around Ekaterinburg for example if I'm not mistaken). Ethnic Russian, as in Slavic people, don't look Asian. Russians of non-Slavic origin sometimes do, like the Kazakhs (who are another country but some still live in Russia or there are similar populations living in the Russian Federation). Some also look middle-Eastern... Russia is made up of several nations/ethnicities, because first the Tsars conquered such a vast territory including lots of tribes there, and then they mixed even more at the time of the Soviet Union, when also many nations were moved around (ask Stalin). Some want independance, hence the Chechnya thing...
    Culturally, I don't think most Russians, even in the European part, identify as Europeans, they consider Russia to be unique. Although of course there are other theories.

    Sorry, I only have two degrees in Russian studies And still I do oversimplify a lot.
    Now Baki can give her answer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakiryu View Post
    Yes I did. But my new avie is so much cuter, don't you think?



    Wow, It's not all the time I actually find a......DOCTOR WHO virgin!

    The T.A.R.D.I.S is a ship used by the doctor. the initials mean: Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TARDIS

    and a picture too:

    I love that show!!! do you like it?
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    "I'll catch you," he replied.

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    why? .
    "O reason, reason, abstract phantom of the waking state, I had already expelled you from my dreams, now I have reached a point where those dreams are about to become fused with apparent realities: now there is only room here for myself. "
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    OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Why do women like ugly rock stars?
    Because they're rock stars.

    'K, Bakiryu... I occasionally read the Dear Abby column and came across this one day. It's pretty funny and I'd love to see how you'd have responded to this letter:

    "DEAR ABBY: Call me confident, but I know I am a real catch. But for the life of me, I can't get a date with the "right" kind of guy.

    Abby, I am beautiful inside and out. I was raised in a great family with good morals, I'm kind to everyone, I've got a killer personality, great sense of humor, an inspiring attitude, and the glass is always half-full.

    This may seem cocky, but my two problems with men are: I seem to attract creeps, and the kind of men I deserve don't think they've got a shot in hell, so they don't ask me out.

    Most of the dates and relationships I've had have happened because I asked the other person out. I've been in two major relationships with very attractive, bright men, and I'd like to experience that again.

    I'm so sick of meeting creeps! I really want someone in my league. I've been told a thousand times that I'm gorgeous, stunning, or asked why I'm not modeling. Yesterday someone called me Miss America. I'm well-read and in tune with the arts, smart and funny. Where are the male equivalents? -- DATELESS 23-YEAR-OLD"

    Wow! What do you say Bak?
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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    Will the Lions ever win a superbowl?
    Ha, I can answer that! Unfortunately, the answer isn't any different than it would be for the Browns...
    '...A cast of your skull, sir, until the original is available, would be an ornament to any anthropological museum. It is not my intention to be fulsome, but I confess that I covet your skull.' --Dr. Mortimer, The Hound of the Baskervilles

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