Why is it that I don't take good care of my teeth, and I still don't have any cavities. . . . . . . . .
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
Why do people hate?
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Dear Magazine Person Who Answers Questions,
I am a young beautiful girl and I have two boyfriends. Now, as it happens, I feel in love with a third one. But I know that one of them is also in love with my best friend's cousin. This cousin is very hot and has a twin who is in love with my sister's cat. This is all pretty confusing and all I want to do is actually change sex and become a man to marry my gay lover. But I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I have been considering harakiri, or mass murder. What would you recommend?
Yours sincerely,
Scorpio92
[do people who write in magazine in your countries sign with their zodiac sign or other pseudonym, and their year of birth?? In Italy they do and I find it so ridicolous it's hilarious. This is also why I have bias against internet nicknames involving the year of birth...]
dead on the inside, i've got nothing to prove
keep me alive and give me something to lose
because they fear difference and are taught by society. We mimic those around us and hate is a learned thing that like love, we learn quickly.
Because (like me) you have stronger teeth (depends on the kinds of food you eat, for example if you drink lots of milk.)
Because some of these people weren't attracted to beauty. Not every man likes a perfect blonde. And besides, the rearrangement of genes doesn't often give a beautiful offspring. (ugly people still get some and they have kids, don't they?)
I meant in the context of being a celebrity. How many religiously at peace celebrities have you heard of?
Dear Scorpio92
While the conflicting emotions of adolescence may lead you to consider suicide or mass murder, I would first recommend investing into some therapy before giving this situation more thought.
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that's so weird. they don't do in florida and we don't have internet in Cuba (it's $$$$)
Shall these bones live?
Some questions I've recently thought of:
If Russia is part of Asia, why aren't Russians considered Asians? Are they? I mean, appearance-wise. You know what I'm sayin'?
Why is "genius" spelled "genius" and "ingenious" spelled..."ingenious"?
Please answer, oh wise and benevolent Baki!
Tomorrow always holds the promise of something new and exciting. I am the Jetsons meet the Flintstones.
Can I give my answer can I give my answer...
Russia can be defined as Eurasia. Geographically, part of it is in Europe, part of it is in Asia (Europe finishing at the Ural mountains, around Ekaterinburg for example if I'm not mistaken). Ethnic Russian, as in Slavic people, don't look Asian. Russians of non-Slavic origin sometimes do, like the Kazakhs (who are another country but some still live in Russia or there are similar populations living in the Russian Federation). Some also look middle-Eastern... Russia is made up of several nations/ethnicities, because first the Tsars conquered such a vast territory including lots of tribes there, and then they mixed even more at the time of the Soviet Union, when also many nations were moved around (ask Stalin). Some want independance, hence the Chechnya thing...
Culturally, I don't think most Russians, even in the European part, identify as Europeans, they consider Russia to be unique. Although of course there are other theories.
Sorry, I only have two degrees in Russian studiesAnd still I do oversimplify a lot.
Now Baki can give her answer![]()
dead on the inside, i've got nothing to prove
keep me alive and give me something to lose
What would you do if I were a spamming robot?
why? .
"O reason, reason, abstract phantom of the waking state, I had already expelled you from my dreams, now I have reached a point where those dreams are about to become fused with apparent realities: now there is only room here for myself. "
-Louis Aragon
OK.
If I had a bag full of bees, and all the bees decided to fly upwards at the same time, would they be able to lift the bag into the air?
I want to do with you what spring does with cherry trees ~ Pablo Neruda
How old would Jimi Hendrix be today?
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Because they're rock stars.![]()
'K, Bakiryu... I occasionally read the Dear Abby column and came across this one day. It's pretty funny and I'd love to see how you'd have responded to this letter:
"DEAR ABBY: Call me confident, but I know I am a real catch. But for the life of me, I can't get a date with the "right" kind of guy.
Abby, I am beautiful inside and out. I was raised in a great family with good morals, I'm kind to everyone, I've got a killer personality, great sense of humor, an inspiring attitude, and the glass is always half-full.
This may seem cocky, but my two problems with men are: I seem to attract creeps, and the kind of men I deserve don't think they've got a shot in hell, so they don't ask me out.
Most of the dates and relationships I've had have happened because I asked the other person out. I've been in two major relationships with very attractive, bright men, and I'd like to experience that again.
I'm so sick of meeting creeps! I really want someone in my league. I've been told a thousand times that I'm gorgeous, stunning, or asked why I'm not modeling. Yesterday someone called me Miss America. I'm well-read and in tune with the arts, smart and funny. Where are the male equivalents? -- DATELESS 23-YEAR-OLD"
Wow! What do you say Bak?
'...A cast of your skull, sir, until the original is available, would be an ornament to any anthropological museum. It is not my intention to be fulsome, but I confess that I covet your skull.' --Dr. Mortimer, The Hound of the Baskervilles
Will the Lions ever win a superbowl?
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
'...A cast of your skull, sir, until the original is available, would be an ornament to any anthropological museum. It is not my intention to be fulsome, but I confess that I covet your skull.' --Dr. Mortimer, The Hound of the Baskervilles