So we can envision the fantastic splat factorOriginally Posted by Shalot
How can you be up a creek without a paddle? Wouldn't you be down the creek?
So we can envision the fantastic splat factor
How can you be up a creek without a paddle? Wouldn't you be down the creek?
that made me laugh
Maybe the creek is a metaphor for something else (or someplace else --- someplace real bad), and in the metaphor, being up the creek is worse than being down it :shrug:
Why do things go out of fashion?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
What I can't figure out is how some things ever became fashion! I mean you ever watch some of these models on the runways in the latest "fashions", and see there and think, "Whoo yeah, Extreme sarcasm"That's going to be a big seller, provided everyone wants to look foolish!"
What's the latest "fad"?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Yes, I often wonder how many beautiful ladies squeeze themselves into their lampshades and drape scarves a-plenty around the rest of their bodies in the name of fashion -- Five inch stilletoes look real nice mincing their way down stairs... Wow, fashion ...
The latest fad in my parts is to see young men with their trousers pulled down to almost their knees and they sport very loud and eye-mutilating boxer shorts. They actually get on buses like this, shop around town like this, and carry on in a seemingly 'normal' fashion -- the belts they use to keep the trousers just above the knees must be magic...
Oh, and don't forget the ball cap worn backwards. The finishing touch indeed.
And so I ask, forgive my repetition, Pen, What is the latest Fad?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Glad I could make someone laugh it was one of those random thoughts that only come in the middle of the night and I just had to share
What is the latest fad...??? Who knows... maybe it is the iPhone, but it will change in another day or two so I can't really say. I think iPhones were the thing last week so maybe they are not anymore
Does water really go backwards in the toilet in the southern hemisphere??
Yes, and the brown parts on the face of the Earth are what you call you-know-whats. What do you think would be the reason for the constantly erecting land mounds.
Why does reason rhyme?
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
maybe YOURS does; but theres no rhyme to my reason........
Where does wind come from?
mens bowels, obviously!
Why are Thursdays so exhausting?
Only day people really work. Breaks down this way:
Monday-- hangover.
Tuesday-- Still sick
Wednesday-- Mid-week crisis
Thurday-- Panic! Gotta get this stuff done or we will have to work the week-end!
Friday-- knock off as early as possible.
Saturday and Sunday-- do serious partying. Repeat.
Why do the people who won't do any work never get fired?
Last edited by Pendragon; 07-13-2007 at 12:27 PM.
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because if they do nothing they can't be blamed for anything worth terminating them.
Why can't days be 36 hours instead of only 24?
because the scientist don't want to work more hours and so they lie and say that it's 24.
why am i crazy?
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
Because you tried being sane and it bored you silly!
Who's coming to dinner?
my friend the dragon.
why can't we breath under water?
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
Because our gills would interfere with our bras
Why can't I get all of my laundry done?
Because you're wearing clothes while you're doing the laundry and those clothes that you're wearing are laundry potential --- not to mention the clothes all the people in your family are wearing. Those items they're wearing are potential laundry also. If you want to get all the laundry done, I suggest that everyone in your family wear paper clothes -- hospital gowns or something. and no towels are to be used or anything else that could become potential laundry.
Why does it cost so much to go to the doctor, and why am I paying for health insurance and why do I still owe money after paying for that so called health insurance?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
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