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    If they did not do things that made them unhappy and unhealthy, their colleagues at work would have no reason to sit and listen to them complain during lunch hour, and pretend that they feel really sorry for them.

    Why did you change your avatar? (Shalot... I really liked the old one!! It was just perfect for "Shalot"!)
    We were the Leopards, the Lions; those who'll take our place will be little jackals, hyenas; and the whole lot of us, Leopards, jackals, and sheep, we'll all go on thinking ourselves the salt of the earth.
    ~ Giuseppe Di Lampedusa

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    I was tired of looking at that face. Also, the coworker who yelled at me on Friday sent me an email with that picture a long time ago and I am mad at her (well, I've been getting madder and madder as the weeks go by) so I decided to change it.

    When do you think Axl Rose will come out with a new album?
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Whenever he gets mad enough to scream again!

    What's with the complaints about changing atvars?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    We feel jealous that we can't change our avatars to cooler ones.

    Does the Blue Man Group paint themselves blue, or do they have someone else do it?
    Smartgirl

    "There's always a light when your in the dark. You only see it, when you are looking." --Kristen A. Clary

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    Elephants spray them with blue paint.

    Why did Douglas Adams die? (well, I know it was a heart attack, but I want a more scifi answer)

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    Executed for excesive galactic hitchhiking...

    Where have all the poets gone?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    under the ground to find worms

    where do fly's go in the morning?
    Her heart is played like well worn strings; in her eyes the sadness sings; of one who was destined for better things.

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    to the gym to work out.

    What is light made of?
    Calvin: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.

    Hobbes: What mood is that?

    Calvin: Last-minute panic.

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    five letters of the alphabet.

    Where do the lonely go?
    Smartgirl

    "There's always a light when your in the dark. You only see it, when you are looking." --Kristen A. Clary

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    Only the lonely know...

    Which way to The Sad Cafe?
    Some of us laugh
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    due North

    Why is it that, after a long and difficult life of scrimping and saving and doing without so many nice things, our elders' voices are not heard?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Few hear the dead...

    Why do people make the same bloody mistakes over and over?
    Some of us laugh
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    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Hi Pen

    Because they have a broken record inside their head.

    Why do people with allergies sneeze?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

    My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/

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    Because the nose does need exercise, and that is the only way.

    Why are cranberries so tart?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Because they are slutty fruits.

    Why is it that the poo hits the fan all at once?
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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