In your backyard, peering in at you through the window.Originally Posted by kandaurov
Why is Swiss cheese full of holes?
In your backyard, peering in at you through the window.
Why is Swiss cheese full of holes?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
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Because it's double fun for the rats: before they eat it, they get to have a good time in a maze-like playground.
Is Waldo a creepy stalker?
Yes,
He will come and get you and take you to his home and tie you up?
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"Don't let the world deceive you
Don't let their words betray you
Don't let their lies deceive you
Lead them to their graves
We will not die this way
Death claims us no more
Do not grief, end the suffering
We will live, live eternal..."
He might, if he was truly a creepy stalker and not a misguided person who is always asking people to find him.
Why does Waldo wear a silly hat?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
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To keep his pants from falling down. (Or is that a different joke?)
Who's on first?
What is the use of a violent kind of delightfulness if there is no pleasure in not getting tired of it.
- Gertrude Stein
A washerwoman with her basket; a rook; a red-hot poker; th purples and grey-greens of flowers: some common feeling which held the whole together.
- Virginia Woolf
Yes.
What's on vacation?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
No, I don't like junk food.
Did my answer make sense?
only to the monkey in my basement.
why is there a monkey in the basement?
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
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Sorry, forgot to take him with me the last time I went there to sabotage your electric system.
Who on earth still says 'to bring home the bacon'?
the wolf thats trying to blow down your house
why do socks sometimes have holes
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
It's easier to get your foot into them if they have at least one.
What is the use of a violent kind of delightfulness if there is no pleasure in not getting tired of it?
What is the use of a violent kind of delightfulness if there is no pleasure in not getting tired of it.
- Gertrude Stein
A washerwoman with her basket; a rook; a red-hot poker; th purples and grey-greens of flowers: some common feeling which held the whole together.
- Virginia Woolf
because the demon in my shorts said so
why cant we all just get along?
to hear his voice echoing around in my empty head,
it was heaven
right smack in the middle of hell
~Stephenie Meyer
because there is no fun in that
Why are cookies so good?
To give the cookie monster something to rave about.
Why are slippers called that--who would want footware to make you slip?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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not ice skaters!
why are books square? (they should be round. round!)
Shall these bones live?
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