It's meat coming from a mysterious being. Usually genetic-manipulated faeries.
Where were you when the Berlin Wall was destroyed?
It's meat coming from a mysterious being. Usually genetic-manipulated faeries.
Where were you when the Berlin Wall was destroyed?
Unborn. Probably in another galaxy?
If a tree falls in a forest, and there's no one around. Does it make a noise?
Shall these bones live?
No, because noise is only so because it is perceived by the human hearing apparatus. If no one is there, the waves emitted by the contact of the tree with the ground are not 'translated into' noise, and thus... are no noise at all!
...why is truth so boring?
so that it can give people like us an opportunity to color it up!
Why does Earth only have one moon?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
because the other one is invisible!
Shall these bones live?
Why do I feel so forlorn that Bakiryu forgot to ask a question?
(Just kidding, most of us forget at one point or another...
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"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
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Because 'Ryu lost her brain! *t-hee* *searchs*
why are cds round?
Last edited by Bakiryu; 04-08-2007 at 09:47 PM.
Shall these bones live?
The reason they are round should be obvious from their name. It's a CD, or a Compact Disc. The adjective compact conveys that the disc is round.
Do politicians lie?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
They certainly lie on the floor...I believe it is described as "politicians lie like rugs".
Why are dogs noses wet?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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because they can't sweat!
What would happen if monkeys had wings? *t-hee* *flying monkeys!*
Shall these bones live?
If monkey's had winks they would fly out of my butt
(sorry -- I just had too. I love Saturday Night and the movies like Wayne's World that come into being because of those skits)
Can Monkey's really fly?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Genetically enhanced mokeys could *pouts*
What if ants were 3 FEET TALL?
Shall these bones live?
Don't wish that too much. They destroyed my lab, and the whole neighborhood, for that matter
What if we had to return to the Paleolithic now?
We are in the Pathetic-ologic era, with pathological liars now! How much worse could it be?
Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because a Psychassaur predicted that the world would be ruled by a completely inapt humanoid named Bush, and they preferred to commit mass suicide.
Where is Waldo?
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