tisk tisk!! I have a sense of taste, mines says "horny little devil"
tisk tisk!! I have a sense of taste, mines says "horny little devil"
A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wise today than yesterday - Alexander Pope
Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.
Hmmm...I have Spongebob, Simpsons, and Tony the Tiger boxers...I guess Stewie wouldn't be out of my league
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Cooties, eh? From our fingers, used to put the seat up and/or down? Hummmm. And after a feminine derrière touches the seat, you don't think we should wipe it off before we touch it to avoid some serious COOTIES?Originally Posted by kathycf
Indeed. Don't you realize the seat has cooties on it?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
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Pendragon? You?......she?......really?
Feminie derriers are as cootie-free and precious as babies' bottoms! Besides, it's YOUR choice whether or not you wipe off the seat before you touch it!Cooties, eh? From our fingers, used to put the seat up and/or down? Hummmm. And after a feminine derrière touches the seat, you don't think we should wipe it off before we touch it to avoid some serious COOTIES?
I propose that we hold a debate to decide once and for all! Moot: "Should men be required to put the seat down after use of the toilet?"
You learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all of the maps in the world.
To the first inquiry: No, I double posted, and was having a laugh, and forgot about the post above me!
I propose that we hold a debate to decide once and for all! Moot: "Should men be required to put the seat down after use of the toilet?"
To the second: No. You expect us to raise the seat if it is down, so if you find it up, a simple move will put it down. Women expect equality with a man-- is this not so? Welcome to equality, baby!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Why don't you create a poll, Shan? I don't tink men should be forced to put it down. But it is a gentlemanly thing to do. Doesn't mean I always do.
I propose that we hold a debate to decide once and for all! Moot: "Should men be required to put the seat down after use of the toilet?"
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Don't forget your strappy shoesIs that all. i thought I would have to put on lipstick and a dress.
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Ooohh..perhaps I should create my first litnet pollWhy don't you create a poll, Shan? I don't tink men should be forced to put it down. But it is a gentlemanly thing to do. Doesn't mean I always do.
You learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all of the maps in the world.
I really don't have a problem, with lifting the seat up and then setting it down when I'm finished.
But I have a huge problem with toilet doors, lots of guys just dont wash their hands when they're done.
A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wise today than yesterday - Alexander Pope
Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.
I always put the cover down pre-flush. That way, nothing gets tossed back at me, and either sex must do roughly the same lifting.
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Very Good, Oz and Robin. the girls-I mean women will love you for it.
To the girls-
If you still got the guys-not-putting-down-the-seat- Here is a useful, mischievous little trick:
1. Get some Cling foil- (that's the clear one),
2. Put the toilet seat up and place the cling foil over the bowl.
3. Put the seat down
4.And then you wait for the guy to pee and he will have the biggest splash of his life!
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive!
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
Yeah, but if some girl sat down and didn't see the the plasitc, she would have an even bigger splash, right back at her bottom.Very Good, Oz and Robin. the girls-I mean women will love you for it.
To the girls-
If you still got the guys-not-putting-down-the-seat- Here is a useful, mischievous little trick:
1. Get some Cling foil- (that's the clear one),
2. Put the toilet seat up and place the cling foil over the bowl.
3. Put the seat down
4.And then you wait for the guy to pee and he will have the biggest splash of his life!
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
wow . . .this is a lovely conversation.
personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome. of course, that's only MY opinion.
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