Tip 242 - Don't spend your days searching for a better way because there isn't one.
(If you find that I am wrong them please PM me with "the answer" thanks.)
Tip 242 - Don't spend your days searching for a better way because there isn't one.
(If you find that I am wrong them please PM me with "the answer" thanks.)
Tip 243: If you are moving house and you have a cat, keep it indoors for two weeks after relocating. They have a strong homing instinct and will almost certainly try to find their way back to where they came from unless they have been given a chance to get used to their new surroundings. Every time I walk through a nearby area that has as transient population, I am constantly noticing messages attached to trees, lampposts etc etc., asking for people to look out for missing cats.
"L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.
"Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.
Which way are you using at the moment?Originally Posted by Neely
Would it be one of the many ways to disgruntlement? ... he comes down the club sometimes.
Spending hours a day with grumpy, lazy teenagers sort of way when I would rather be of the leisured class.
Tip 244: Develop a network of escape routes and bolt holes when at work. Time is an amazing healer, and things often develop, storm and blow over if you can absent yourself from potential problems.
Being psychic helps ... unfortunately I'm not...
Tip 245 - Choose your partner wisely.
(The link below will help women do that...Why do I think of Scher at 0.43?I'm sure she'd approve...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0jR...eature=related
Tip #246: If you've been running all of your life, simply stop and listen to the music.
Hey, that is me all right... Every evening.(The link below will help women do that...Why do I think of Scher at 0.43?
I kid you not.
Tip 247 ~ Don't be a book discriminator. There is a time and place for almost everything.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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Tip 248: When leaving home to take some photos in the country, make sure your rucksack is closed before swinging it onto your shoulder. Otherwise your camera will fly out and crash onto the floor, jamming the lens cap into the lens filter and smashing it.
"L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.
"Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.
What if you stop running in order to listen to the music, and it turns out to be that dee-dah-dee-dah-dee-dah horror-movie music that means "Run! Run!"?
Tip #246: If you've been running all of your life, simply stop and listen to the music.
I'll still be in the bolt hole.
Tip #246: If you've been running all of your life, simply stop and listen to the music.
It's ok, I'm psychic. So you can ask me next time
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
I will. What's the charge these days?It's ok, I'm psychic. So you can ask me next time
Tip 249: When you find yourself in any situation repeating the same story to the same people, don't give that tired afterthought response of "Have I told you this before?" and continue regardless. Just stop straight away. Take yourself off to a quiet corner and have a jolly good word with yourself. You say very firmly, " I will not become one of those bores that tells, without any apparent self consciousness, the same old stories again and again. Reinforce it if you will, with good hard slaps to the face - if you are practiced in giving them to yourself. (They can go wrong if you are a novice - a bit lke those people who horribly maim themselves when trying to commit suicide shooting themselves in the head). Thus chastened, you can then return to normal society, sure in the knowledge that your boringness has not grown today, but, if anyone caught you slapping yourself, your interestingness has.
I haven't put this already have I?....slap slap...
Tip # 250- If you think you are great, it might be so if you think a lot about it.
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