Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Paulclem]

We've even had riots in Coventry!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0x9WM_Xu9Y

[jocky]

We've even had riots in Coventry!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0x9WM_Xu9Y

Disgraceful behaviour, he should have been kettled, soaked through with the water cannon, hit in the private parts with a baton round and set upon by the dogs.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

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Have we moved past "fulsome"?

We've even had riots in Coventry!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0x9WM_Xu9Y

Conventry is the training ground. They start with baby steps.

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[MarkBastable]

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What the hell is that waiter doing?

[prendrelemick]

Here is her greatest performance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL9xnAsR9YU



A very clever lady I reckon.



Feeling a bit bolshy this morning, so would like to point out that the most sucessful looters use fountain pens and lawyers, rather than bricks and sledge hammers.


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[The Atheist]

However this is a bloke's thread, we should be singing about Four and Twenty Scottish Virgins and supping few Newkie Browns instead of all this intimate revelation.

Oh boy; it's a while since I've sung that one!

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Have we moved past "fulsome"?

Only when the human race is extinct.

Everything quiet in the streets now? Poor old Parker's been waiting to go out for his annual day off.

[jocky]

One very good reason why cricket has never caught on in Scotland :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jdJG9I1HWw

[prendrelemick]

Now I don't begrudge Parker his annual day trip to Eastbourne, especially after the way he faced down that 11 year old looter (she was big for her age,) but I hope he is not on full pay.

Meanwhile, what has happened to the Indian cricket team? I don't think England are THAT good. The Boy reckons there has been some dodgy spread betting going on in the Sub-Continent.

[The Atheist]

Now I don't begrudge Parker his annual day trip to Eastbourne, especially after the way he faced down that 11 year old looter (she was big for her age,) but I hope he is not on full pay.

Pay for a day off? What century are you living in?

We let him have an hour's paid leave for his mother's funeral in 1978, that is quite enough.

Meanwhile, what has happened to the Indian cricket team? I don't think England are THAT good. The Boy reckons there has been some dodgy spread betting going on in the Sub-Continent.

That's a possibility - it isn't as though cheating for betting purposes is unknown on the sub-continent - but I suspect it's more that they are worn out and at the end of the era that made them #1 for so long.

[DocHeart]

Pay for a day off? What century are you living in?

We let him have an hour's paid leave for his mother's funeral in 1978, that is quite enough.

You mean he's not here? Craperoonie. Who am I gonna leave my car keys with now?

Incidentally, I've just decided that women are lovely but unbearable and I'm NEVER going to bother with another one EVER. Suggestions on what to do with my penis until I die are most welcome.

EDIT: And if anyone says "masturbation", thank you -- I've already thought of that. Be creative. I'm looking for some "out-of-the-box" kind of thinking here.

[The Atheist]

You mean he's not here? Craperoonie. Who am I gonna leave my car keys with now?

That's no problem; Parker's nephew is covering his duties for the day.

I imagine it was simple coincidence that 38 cars wer stolen last time he worked here when Parker had a day off for his quadruple heart by-pass.

Incidentally, I've just decided that women are lovely but unbearable and I'm NEVER going to bother with another one EVER. Suggestions on what to do with my penis until I die are most welcome.

Have you tried swinging the other way?

Gay is Ok, so they say.

I have to agree it has some attractions. No arguments over whether to watch sport or Desperate Housewives; no arguments over toilet seats; both are capable of starting a lawnmower, NO KIDS!

Christ, why did nobody ever tell me this when I was a teenager?

[DocHeart]

That's no problem; Parker's nephew is covering his duties for the day.

I imagine it was simple coincidence that 38 cars wer stolen last time he worked here when Parker had a day off for his quadruple heart by-pass.

Sod it, it'll be cheaper to crash it and get it repaired than have it sold for parts by that good-for-nothing cheap Parker substitute. It's a company car.

Have you tried swinging the other way?

Gay is Ok, so they say.

I have to agree it has some attractions. No arguments over whether to watch sport or Desperate Housewives; no arguments over toilet seats; both are capable of starting a lawnmower, NO KIDS!

Christ, why did nobody ever tell me this when I was a teenager?

Now, that doesn't help me. I'm nearly 40. You're 25 years late. You know what, maybe I'll just leave it with Parker's nephew instead of the car keys. He could embalm it and hang it on the wall next to Art Pepper.

[jocky]

Now, that doesn't help me. I'm nearly 40. You're 25 years late. You know what, maybe I'll just leave it with Parker's nephew instead of the car keys. He could embalm it and hang it on the wall next to Art Pepper.

Doc you are in need of a lift and I have just the thing, if you don't mind the swing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokNG1hBvzY&feature=fvsr

[MarkBastable]

both are capable of starting a lawnmower.....

Do what to a what?

[prendrelemick]

You mean he's not here? Craperoonie. Who am I gonna leave my car keys with now?

Incidentally, I've just decided that women are lovely but unbearable and I'm NEVER going to bother with another one EVER. Suggestions on what to do with my penis until I die are most welcome.

EDIT: And if anyone says "masturbation", thank you -- I've already thought of that. Be creative. I'm looking for some "out-of-the-box" kind of thinking here.

You could take Holy Orders. That way you ignore your penis and think only of higher things.