Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Paulclem]

Not here, we like things hot and rough, so we prefer burlap.


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Some people look good in anything.

[DocHeart]

Nothing wrong with observing a diet. I often observe one. "Ah, darling, I observe that you're avoiding your roast potatoes. May I?"

Actually, I have been losing weight, which I needed to do. I have an app for it. You tell it what you've eaten - or what you're considering eating - and it tells you how many calories are in it. It also gives helpful advice. ("The Pret-a-Manger All Day Breakfast? Are you out of your blubbery mind?")

I've lost well over a stone in about four months, which is a sensible rate of shed, I think. Needless to say, this is all without any kind of exercise at all. I even get someone at the office to walk over to the Wharf at lunchtime to bring back my hoi sin duck sushi ("187 calories. Fill yer boots, sunshine.")

[DocHeart]

How many blokes have been tempted by satin?

Satin Doll -- by the Duke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDDCzb3dv_Y

[Paulclem]

Satin has dolls? I bet I know which kind.

[jocky]

" Now the youth of England are afire and silken dalliance in the wardrobe lies " Geez.

[soundofmusic]

Gracious, what is happening to my blokes, is Mark turning you into dapper gentlemen who discuss cheese, art, music and what is it now...silk

Okay, Gails viewpoint of silk: Silk makes wonderful bedsheets, only if you don't plan any recreational activity, otherwise, you slip off...
I like men in silk boxers, buy them a size larger because they don't give when you do... Silk looks lovely on geishas and very skinny women, for a meaty woman like myself, we look like a flesh clothesrack...

[jocky]

Gracious, what is happening to my blokes, is Mark turning you into dapper gentlemen who discuss cheese, art, music and what is it now...silk

Okay, Gails viewpoint of silk: Silk makes wonderful bedsheets, only if you don't plan any recreational activity, otherwise, you slip off...
I like men in silk boxers, buy them a size larger because they don't give when you do... Silk looks lovely on geishas and very skinny women, for a meaty woman like myself, we look like a flesh clothesrack...

No Soundo I was referring to the terrible riots which took place in London and other areas of England last night.

[The Atheist]

No Soundo I was referring to the terrible riots which took place in London and other areas of England last night.

Yeah, that's not a good thing, and I doubt they can blame all of it of drunken Irishmen.

From afar, it looks like too many feckless teenagers who communicated the bright idea that is they all do breaking and entering at the same time, the cops will only catch some of them.

[The Atheist]

Silk looks lovely on geishas and very skinny women, for a meaty woman like myself, we look like a flesh clothesrack...

Nah, the more fulsome woman is what gossamer layers were made for.

[MarkBastable]

Nah, the more fulsome woman is what gossamer layers were made for.

I take it you're going for usage 5, rather than, say, 2.


Me, I've never seen the erotic appeal of silk. Or indeed any fabric, specifically. For me, clothes are all about content rather than style.

[prendrelemick]

All five really!

I do like the half revealed, half hidden look - with promises beneath and all that, intrinsic in a bit of satin.

However this is a bloke's thread, we should be singing about Four and Twenty Scottish Virgins and supping few Newkie Browns instead of all this intimate revelation.

[jocky]

However this is a bloke's thread, we should be singing about Four and Twenty Scottish Virgins and supping few Newkie Browns instead of all this intimate revelation.

That was a work of pure fiction, at no point in history were there ever Twenty Four Virgins in Inverness. We need cheering up and here is just the thing to help the Newkie Broons be a bit more more palatable:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ2SEdnn_II&NR=1

Pass me the screwdriver.

[Paulclem]

Yes - I had a light fitting taped up for 2 years because I'd blown it. I just never got round to it.

[MarkBastable]

That was a work of pure fiction, at no point in history were there ever Twenty Four Virgins in Inverness.

What most irks me about that song is the erroneous use of 'less' at the end of the second line. In a grammatically-correct universe, they would come from Stenhousemuir.

[prendrelemick]

It aint not right isnt it.