Guys? Gals? That time machine I was refering to? Any time now would be a good time! Also, a prototype-thing would work well enough! I just need you to fast forward four hours and 45 minutes now! Please?
Guys? Gals? That time machine I was refering to? Any time now would be a good time! Also, a prototype-thing would work well enough! I just need you to fast forward four hours and 45 minutes now! Please?
How likely am I to get a new fridge, dishwasher and laptop on the same day?
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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When am I going to move back out of my parents place? The month I've had in mind has been August for quite some time but is this going to be realistic? Will I have enough money saved up to rent a place on my own in this expensive city? Am I happy at the moment without much going on outside my routined interests and ritualistic Friday night drunkenness? Why do I always get jealous instead of happy for friends who have things go their way? Should I go to bed right now? Why do I always scratch my face? Why is my stomach rumbling and gurgling at me?
Full of questions I am.
Should I bother shaving?
Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
Jeff Spicoli
I wish I were a student at Hogwarts!
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
I have absolutely no motivation to do schoolwork. Which is bad, because there's still two more days of classes and then exams. And then summer research. And then another year of school...and then...
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
Yes.Originally Posted by Brock
I love the spring time...so warm after a long, cold, snowy winter....Ahhh....
I know. I need to learn how to shave regularly. I leave off shaving for over 2 weeks and by then it isn't really shaving, it's technically chin-shearing. And as every day goes by the shearing job escalates until one day I emerge from the bathroom, razor in hand, with a chin and neck redder than molten lava. This is why I resent shaving.
Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
Jeff Spicoli
Affirmative.
Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
Jeff Spicoli
Time does fly!
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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Chin shearing.I know. I need to learn how to shave regularly. I leave off shaving for over 2 weeks and by then it isn't really shaving, it's technically chin-shearing. And as every day goes by the shearing job escalates until one day I emerge from the bathroom, razor in hand, with a chin and neck redder than molten lava. This is why I resent shaving.Suggestion: Perhaps just stop shaving altogether? I can't really relate to this unfortunate situation, alas, but if I were you, I would write reminders on the calendar.
Saturday shave-a-thon!
Ha ha! Or I could change it to Saturshave!
I can't not shave unfortunately. For three reasons:
a) I don't have the right physiognomy
2) It's summer; it doesn't feel right
and d) I work with the homeless and I don't want to get confused.
Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
Jeff Spicoli
Who wants to be immortal!
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
Work for next year starts today!
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
Yay new story idea has popped into my brain at last...booo I have to be at work when it does.
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