Originally Posted by
Koa
Dear Magazine Person Who Answers Questions,
I am a young beautiful girl and I have two boyfriends. Now, as it happens, I feel in love with a third one. But I know that one of them is also in love with my best friend's cousin. This cousin is very hot and has a twin who is in love with my sister's cat. This is all pretty confusing and all I want to do is actually change sex and become a man to marry my gay lover. But I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I have been considering harakiri, or mass murder. What would you recommend?
Yours sincerely,
Scorpio92