In your backyard, peering in at you through the window.Quote:
Originally Posted by kandaurov
Why is Swiss cheese full of holes?
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In your backyard, peering in at you through the window.Quote:
Originally Posted by kandaurov
Why is Swiss cheese full of holes?
Because it's double fun for the rats: before they eat it, they get to have a good time in a maze-like playground.
Is Waldo a creepy stalker?Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
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Originally Posted by kandaurov
Yes,
He will come and get you and take you to his home and tie you up?:alien:
He might, if he was truly a creepy stalker and not a misguided person who is always asking people to find him.
Why does Waldo wear a silly hat?
To keep his pants from falling down. (Or is that a different joke?)
Who's on first?
Yes.
What's on vacation?
No, I don't like junk food.
Did my answer make sense?
only to the monkey in my basement.
why is there a monkey in the basement?
Sorry, forgot to take him with me the last time I went there to sabotage your electric system.
Who on earth still says 'to bring home the bacon'?
the wolf thats trying to blow down your house
why do socks sometimes have holes
It's easier to get your foot into them if they have at least one.
What is the use of a violent kind of delightfulness if there is no pleasure in not getting tired of it?
because the demon in my shorts said so :)
why cant we all just get along?
because there is no fun in that
Why are cookies so good?
To give the cookie monster something to rave about.
Why are slippers called that--who would want footware to make you slip?
not ice skaters!
why are books square? (they should be round. round!)