Absolutely Shocking! The Scandalous Truth about your fellow Lit-Netters

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Originally Posted by Dori

Not to sound homosexual or anything, but back rubs/scratches are the most amazing things in the world.

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To sound homosexual and everything but I think back rubs are indeed quite sensual.


And by the way, people in the town speak that Joreads is making up absolutely false rumours about people on the LitNet. How do you comment?

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Originally Posted by TheInsomniac

I hear that LadyW wants a date with insomniac... clothes optional.

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I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
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Game on.

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Originally Posted by LadyW

I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
:lol:
Game on.

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I hear the Insomniac secretly uses Mac OS X. And you don't want to know what he uses it for.

Well, I hear that Taliesin picks his teeth with the bones of children because he's really a demon in disguise.
I know because I saw it happen.

ooooh! let me try!:D hmmm...
i hear the james bond series was actually patterned after limajean: top model by day, international super spy by night!:lol:

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Originally Posted by LostPrincess13

ooooh! let me try!:D hmmm...
i hear the james bond series was actually patterned after limajean: top model by day, international super spy by night!:lol:

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Excellent! You've got the idea!

thanks Mr. G!:D

That made my entire week.


I hear that on weekends, Matt likes to walk around parks wearing a massive trench coat and flash little old ladies.
He's sick like that.

So, while I was eating the tablecloth, who was there to jump to my rescue but Kandaurov! Turns out I was wrong- he was just complaining that he couldn't make a new dress out of the tablecloth if I consumed it! And the gingham pattern matched his ringlet curl wig so nicely...Guess he'll just have to wear the same old dress again and again...

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Originally Posted by Taliesin

And by the way, people in the town speak that Joreads is making up absolutely false rumours about people on the LitNet. How do you comment?

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Taliesin people are lying to you my friend - no one on Lit Nit can be trusted they are all out to get you my friend. I am the only one that you can trust.

(Just between you and me you really have to watch Matt especially if he thinks you are better looking than him just ask Dori)

I've heard that Jo always tells the truth. ;)

I heard that the Lit Nit Charlie Angels (Lim,Jo and Charm) have decided to replace the old Charlie with Silas as he is so cool

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This is the funniest thread on litnet ever! I have never laughed so much in all my life! (and Nightie is beside me in tears from laughing so much! :lol: )

Hey Kand, better tell that sister gertrude of yours not to drink any coffee or tea made by CC. Its laced with arsenic as she has her eye on a curlly red wig, and the old dress gertrude wears! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Joreads

I heard that the Lit Nit Charlie Angels (Lim,Jo and Charm) have decided to replace the old Charlie with Silas as he is so cool

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Funny, I heard that too! It must be true!

"Good Morning, Angels"
"Good Morning, Silas!"

yes, I like it:p

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Originally Posted by LadyW

I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
:lol:
Game on.

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So do we have a date then?