because basically, conversation with a crazy human being is considered crazy.
why is the species Homo sapiens going extinct??!
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because basically, conversation with a crazy human being is considered crazy.
why is the species Homo sapiens going extinct??!
Because species homoerectiledys function is taking over
why can't we all just get along?
Because life is not an episode of the Brady Bunch.
Why do people conform?
Because they are more like sheep than salmon, the salmon swim upstream, fighting the current, the sheep follow the herd.
Why does every yahoo on the planet think he or she is the only one right?
Because the yahoos go through life with teeeeny blinders on, that are only visible to the other yahoos out there, and so on it goes.
Why does a stitch in time save nine?
Stitch is doing the best he can...... nine is a lot.... can't save EVERYONE!
Now my favorite question:
What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the mornin'?
Leave his sorry tail in the ditch where he passed out last night, if he ain't back aboard ship when we sail!
Is is possible to be serious while sitting, ah, "underclothed" in a Doctor's office? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Doc.gif
Nope it is not. I had a doctor who was the sweetest thing but even so, it is probably the most freakishly embarrassing things I have to do.
what do you think of the Olsen twins?
are they maternal twins?
where did you go?
Grandama's house. It's just over the river and through the woods... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Smilies/Yo.gif
A wolf? In a nighty? Was Red Riding Hood rather near-sighted?
no. she was just plane old blind!
why do flowers wilt evan when they have water?
he he biblio --- I can't tell you how many times I have gone around with this song in my head! That made me smile on a crappy crappy Friday!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
Flowers wilt even when they have water because they were thinking sour thoughts --- just like crusty old office women passing the day under harsh neon light thinking about the ruins of their wasted lives!
Why is all the good stuff fattening?
Because if it wasn't fattening what else would give us all the beautifully luscious and sexy fat girls in the world!?!
Why are Jordans ridiculously comfortable, yet Reeboks the preferable brand?
Advertising. People are sheep.
How can anyone dislike getting massages?
(we have to say a stuped answer right?)so..
i like getting messages
why is a cow so big?
because there's a milking factory inside a cow's belly... So that she wouldn't run out of milk!!
let me think of a stupid question.... Oh, okay....
Why can't it rain marshmallows? That would BE REALLY helpful... because my sisters and I are marshmallow addicts....
because clouds are made of cotton wool, and you don't make marshmallows out of cotton wool.
hmm... something stupid..
Why can't each person have a personal Superman?
Most do, when they are small. He's called "Dad." Then they become teen-agers and he becomes "The so-far-out-of-it-it's-laughable old man." This usually comes back to bite them later in life when they have kids of their own... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Grin.gif
Why do teenagers honestly believe they have more expertise than a man with 30 years experience in the school of hard knocks? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Geezer.gif
Because they lack the experience of the school-of-hard-knocks graduate - they will soon enough. Mebbe.
Why are paper clips magnetic?
It gives them that little extra something and serves as the liaison between the magent and the paper who otherwise couldn't get along without the paper clips magnetic feature
Why do people continue to do things that make them unhappy and unhealthy?
If they did not do things that made them unhappy and unhealthy, their colleagues at work would have no reason to sit and listen to them complain during lunch hour, and pretend that they feel really sorry for them.
Why did you change your avatar? (Shalot... I really liked the old one!! It was just perfect for "Shalot"!)
I was tired of looking at that face. Also, the coworker who yelled at me on Friday sent me an email with that picture a long time ago and I am mad at her (well, I've been getting madder and madder as the weeks go by) so I decided to change it.
When do you think Axl Rose will come out with a new album?
Whenever he gets mad enough to scream again!
What's with the complaints about changing atvars?
We feel jealous that we can't change our avatars to cooler ones.
Does the Blue Man Group paint themselves blue, or do they have someone else do it?
Elephants spray them with blue paint.
Why did Douglas Adams die? (well, I know it was a heart attack, but I want a more scifi answer)
Executed for excesive galactic hitchhiking... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Hitchhiker.gif
Where have all the poets gone?
under the ground to find worms
where do fly's go in the morning?
to the gym to work out.
What is light made of?
five letters of the alphabet.
Where do the lonely go?
Only the lonely know...
Which way to The Sad Cafe?
due North
Why is it that, after a long and difficult life of scrimping and saving and doing without so many nice things, our elders' voices are not heard?
Few hear the dead...
Why do people make the same bloody mistakes over and over?
Hi Pen :wave:
Because they have a broken record inside their head.
Why do people with allergies sneeze?
Because the nose does need exercise, and that is the only way.
Why are cranberries so tart?
Because they are slutty fruits.
Why is it that the poo hits the fan all at once?
So we can envision the fantastic splat factor:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shalot
How can you be up a creek without a paddle? Wouldn't you be down the creek?
that made me laughQuote:
Originally Posted by mkhockenberry
Maybe the creek is a metaphor for something else (or someplace else --- someplace real bad), and in the metaphor, being up the creek is worse than being down it :shrug:
Why do things go out of fashion?
What I can't figure out is how some things ever became fashion! I mean you ever watch some of these models on the runways in the latest "fashions", and see there and think, "Whoo yeah, Extreme sarcasm"That's going to be a big seller, provided everyone wants to look foolish!"
What's the latest "fad"?
Yes, I often wonder how many beautiful ladies squeeze themselves into their lampshades and drape scarves a-plenty around the rest of their bodies in the name of fashion -- Five inch stilletoes look real nice mincing their way down stairs... Wow, fashion ...
The latest fad in my parts is to see young men with their trousers pulled down to almost their knees and they sport very loud and eye-mutilating boxer shorts. They actually get on buses like this, shop around town like this, and carry on in a seemingly 'normal' fashion -- the belts they use to keep the trousers just above the knees must be magic...
Oh, and don't forget the ball cap worn backwards. The finishing touch indeed.
And so I ask, forgive my repetition, Pen, What is the latest Fad?
Glad I could make someone laugh it was one of those random thoughts that only come in the middle of the night and I just had to share:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shalot
What is the latest fad...??? Who knows... maybe it is the iPhone, but it will change in another day or two so I can't really say. I think iPhones were the thing last week so maybe they are not anymore:)
Does water really go backwards in the toilet in the southern hemisphere??