To be more in touch with their emotions and to show them more .
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To be more in touch with their emotions and to show them more .
Same question
To be more logical and show that more(giggle giggle)
If you could give up one technology used daily, what would it be?
That's funny because my long term ex hated the fact I sounded logical.There are lots of logical woman.The problem with you is you're probably dating too many bimbos . :goof:
I could gladly give up my alarm clock.
Same question
Girl logical- which is different.
Also my alarm clock. (no one should get up before their "Natural Wake Up Time")
If you had one computer device that you could live without what would it be?
(Girl logical- which is different. We (women)are not all the same as not all men are the same. If you all operated with the same logic, how come there are so many conflicts in the world?)
web cam
how about you?
The floppy disks that i get from a client (who still used lotus 123 spreadsheets by the way).
If someone broke the rules at school, were you the tattler?
no
if I were your worst date ever, what would you be?
I would just tell you nicely, "don't worry about the toilet, it ALWAYS clogs up, no big deal, put the plunger down and here is a nice glass of wine".
If I said during the date "thank's much for this fabulous and very expensive dinner"?-what would you say?
I think you have me confused with someone else.
If I were queen of the world, what would you be?
A worker bee.
If I were a worker bee, would you be a Snobby queen bee hanging out with the bee elite?
I'm afraid so, and we would be drinking champagne while watching you work away...
If I was a whole pile of money, you would be?
Your secured creditor (of a certain kind) otherwise known as Tony "Il Collettore" *Ginocchia Dolorose.
If I was the town criar what would you be?
I'd be your handbell
if I were a text message you wish you could send, you would be?
offering you a phone number-
(In fact, I have that number you may want- just give me a call.) LOL!
If I were just passing through, you be...
waving :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by Buh4Bee
If I were the splendid, silent sun with all her beams full-dazzling, you would be....
SPF70 with 'no tears' formula.
If I were a bee buzzing around stinging people while they were peacefully laying poolside you would...
be the bee keeper just about to capture you to add you to my hive.
If I were a crazed walmart shopper just about to taze you cause I really really wanted that $4.99 cheap polyester made in china aqua towel, you would be?
I'd be another crazed shopper, soaking drunk on "Sam Waltons Good ole Arkansan home style wine"*** whacking you with my Pink Flamingo lawn stakes
***ONLY $7.99 FOR A SUPER SIZE CHUG O' WUG BOX OF Sam Waltons Good ole Arkansan home style wine(which, if I'm not mistaken is actually a strawberry slurpy with a wallop of Walmart vodka).
If I was interviewing you and I drawled, "Congratulations Lili, you got the job. We will fly your out tonight to lovely Bentonville, Arkansas to your new job as Vice President, Director of Walmart Greeters Training College (which is right next to the Walmart Culinary School) - and just as an added treat it's Chilli Dog Festival Week down there in Bentonville (It goes on for 7 days and nights of Chilli Dogs-think about the ramifications of That) you would..
("whacking you with my Pink Flamingo lawn stakes" ....naaaah, I don't think so, you'd be twitching on the ground after I tazed you)
....have died and gone to trailer park heaven! yee haw!
if I were someone that believed everything I was told, you would be?
Telling you some stuff....
If I were a pill that made you fee ____(fill in) what would you be?
[QUOTE=tonywalt;1187609]Telling you some stuff....
(I believe you already are!:nod:)
more detached....so therefore I would be more detached:wink5:
same question
[QUOTE=lilimarlene;1187607]("whacking you with my Pink Flamingo lawn stakes" ....naaaah, I don't think so, you'd be twitching on the ground after I tazed you)
You've obviously never tazed someone who just drank A SUPER SIZE CHUG O' WUG BOX OF Sam Waltons Good ole Arkansan home style wine (which actually outsells Red Bull in south Pugsville, Arkansas) "It plucks your wings"
[QUOTE=tonywalt;1187612]I'd be happy to try it out on you if you'd be willing.Quote:
Originally Posted by lilimarlene
.....now answer the question like a good boy.:)
A chill pill - never had one!
If I were Santa coming down the chimney you would be?
...under the Christmas tree waiting for my present (but Santa, I was a naughty girl!)
If I were buying a present for someone that is drunk more often than not, you would be?
[QUOTE=tonywalt;1187617]A chill pill - never had one!
(maybe not a pill but maybe a little herbal remedy, you know something holistic)
An Intervention organizer (Now that would be a surprise coming down on Christmas Morning!- lol-priceless)
(Oh Santa knows about your naughtiness - hell, he has the video{what are you doing with those elves?!?!} ready to upload it)
If I were two other pills to be taken with Detachment pill what would they be?
(guilty as charged....well in that case I'm sure Santa will have a very nice present for me....)
instant wealth and physical perfection! (yes I can be shallow too)
and you?
hhmm, two more pills
A pill that give me the balls to the drive thru and repeately say "this is to go" also I really wish to be the one he finds the real Waldo!
If i were a resolution for the new year what would you want it to be?
I will be less laz
same question
you mean lazy, right?
I will try hard to not dance around madly when I hear my favourite new song.
If I were ET and I had got drunkenly lost and lost my iphone what would you be?
well ET, I would be the one taking you home.Quote:
Originally Posted by tonywalt
If I were the last person that made you really really angry, etc etc...
I would stop, mid frowny face,....., and then......, "Alwaaays loook on the briiiight siide of life, tado tado, tado tado tado........
If I was a gun in a holster you would......
lock and loaded
(and speaking of guns) if my heart be scarred and burned, you would?
I would sing in a rousing rendition of "I am Woman hear me Roar" !
If I were a microphone in a in front of a large audience...waiting...what would you be doing?
gulping down some valium with sake and preparing to sing, Un bel Di Vedremo.
if i were like a diamond in the sky, you would....
calling you, you answer quite slowly with kaleidescope eyes
If i were a an ipod playing away, what would you be
I'd be dancing in the moonlight....
If I were to wander lonely as a cloud.....
I'd probably say, "let us go you and I while evening is spread against the sky- and play paint ball or sumpin"
If I were a dvd playing...
I"d be.....Nanook of the North
if I were a crime you could get away with......