If I were a ______, what would you be?

[lilimarlene]

[QUOTE=tonywalt;1187609]Telling you some stuff....

(I believe you already are!)

more detached....so therefore I would be more detached

same question

[tonywalt]

[QUOTE=lilimarlene;1187607]("whacking you with my Pink Flamingo lawn stakes" ....naaaah, I don't think so, you'd be twitching on the ground after I tazed you)

You've obviously never tazed someone who just drank A SUPER SIZE CHUG O' WUG BOX OF Sam Waltons Good ole Arkansan home style wine (which actually outsells Red Bull in south Pugsville, Arkansas) "It plucks your wings"

[lilimarlene]

[QUOTE=tonywalt;1187612]

("whacking you with my Pink Flamingo lawn stakes" ....naaaah, I don't think so, you'd be twitching on the ground after I tazed you)

You've obviously never tazed someone who just drank A SUPER SIZE CHUG O' WUG BOX OF Sam Waltons Good ole Arkansan home style wine (which actually outsells Red Bull in south Pugsville, Arkansas) "It plucks your wings"

I'd be happy to try it out on you if you'd be willing.

.....now answer the question like a good boy.

[tonywalt]

A chill pill - never had one!

If I were Santa coming down the chimney you would be?

[lilimarlene]

...under the Christmas tree waiting for my present (but Santa, I was a naughty girl!)

If I were buying a present for someone that is drunk more often than not, you would be?

[lilimarlene]

[QUOTE=tonywalt;1187617]A chill pill - never had one!
(maybe not a pill but maybe a little herbal remedy, you know something holistic)

[tonywalt]

An Intervention organizer (Now that would be a surprise coming down on Christmas Morning!- lol-priceless)

(Oh Santa knows about your naughtiness - hell, he has the video{what are you doing with those elves?!?!} ready to upload it)

If I were two other pills to be taken with Detachment pill what would they be?

[lilimarlene]

(guilty as charged....well in that case I'm sure Santa will have a very nice present for me....)
instant wealth and physical perfection! (yes I can be shallow too)

and you?

[tonywalt]

hhmm, two more pills

A pill that give me the balls to the drive thru and repeately say "this is to go" also I really wish to be the one he finds the real Waldo!

If i were a resolution for the new year what would you want it to be?

[lilimarlene]

I will be less laz

same question

[tonywalt]

you mean lazy, right?

I will try hard to not dance around madly when I hear my favourite new song.

If I were ET and I had got drunkenly lost and lost my iphone what would you be?

[lilimarlene]

you mean lazy, right? (yeah , sorry I was too lazy to finish the senten)

I will try hard to not dance around madly when I hear my favourite new song. (which is?)

If I were ET and I had got drunkenly lost and lost my iphone what would you be?

well ET, I would be the one taking you home.

If I were the last person that made you really really angry, etc etc...

[tonywalt]

I would stop, mid frowny face,....., and then......, "Alwaaays loook on the briiiight siide of life, tado tado, tado tado tado........

If I was a gun in a holster you would......

[lilimarlene]

lock and loaded

(and speaking of guns) if my heart be scarred and burned, you would?

[tonywalt]

I would sing in a rousing rendition of "I am Woman hear me Roar" !

If I were a microphone in a in front of a large audience...waiting...what would you be doing?