The floppy disks that i get from a client (who still used lotus 123 spreadsheets by the way).
If someone broke the rules at school, were you the tattler?
The floppy disks that i get from a client (who still used lotus 123 spreadsheets by the way).
If someone broke the rules at school, were you the tattler?
no
if I were your worst date ever, what would you be?
I would just tell you nicely, "don't worry about the toilet, it ALWAYS clogs up, no big deal, put the plunger down and here is a nice glass of wine".
If I said during the date "thank's much for this fabulous and very expensive dinner"?-what would you say?
I think you have me confused with someone else.
If I were queen of the world, what would you be?
A worker bee.
If I were a worker bee, would you be a Snobby queen bee hanging out with the bee elite?
I'm afraid so, and we would be drinking champagne while watching you work away...
If I was a whole pile of money, you would be?
Your secured creditor (of a certain kind) otherwise known as Tony "Il Collettore" *Ginocchia Dolorose.
If I was the town criar what would you be?
I'd be your handbell
if I were a text message you wish you could send, you would be?
offering you a phone number-
(In fact, I have that number you may want- just give me a call.) LOL!
If I were just passing through, you be...
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If I were the splendid, silent sun with all her beams full-dazzling, you would be....
SPF70 with 'no tears' formula.
If I were a bee buzzing around stinging people while they were peacefully laying poolside you would...
be the bee keeper just about to capture you to add you to my hive.
If I were a crazed walmart shopper just about to taze you cause I really really wanted that $4.99 cheap polyester made in china aqua towel, you would be?
I'd be another crazed shopper, soaking drunk on "Sam Waltons Good ole Arkansan home style wine"*** whacking you with my Pink Flamingo lawn stakes
***ONLY $7.99 FOR A SUPER SIZE CHUG O' WUG BOX OF Sam Waltons Good ole Arkansan home style wine(which, if I'm not mistaken is actually a strawberry slurpy with a wallop of Walmart vodka).
If I was interviewing you and I drawled, "Congratulations Lili, you got the job. We will fly your out tonight to lovely Bentonville, Arkansas to your new job as Vice President, Director of Walmart Greeters Training College (which is right next to the Walmart Culinary School) - and just as an added treat it's Chilli Dog Festival Week down there in Bentonville (It goes on for 7 days and nights of Chilli Dogs-think about the ramifications of That) you would..
("whacking you with my Pink Flamingo lawn stakes" ....naaaah, I don't think so, you'd be twitching on the ground after I tazed you)
....have died and gone to trailer park heaven! yee haw!
if I were someone that believed everything I was told, you would be?
Telling you some stuff....
If I were a pill that made you fee ____(fill in) what would you be?
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